The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 428 "The most invincible meal challenge in history: I take Jay Chou to Cyndi Wang's house to have meal!!!" 5

In the video, at the dinner table.

Three plates of food, three cups of tea, three people.

They looked at each other in silence.

It's silence!

It is wordless silence!

It’s a wordless and awkward silence!

In the atmosphere of "whoever can't stand it first speaks first", Wang Xinling was the first to hesitantly raise her cup and stammered:

"Okay, then respect, respect you two, brother Jie Lun and little brother Cheng Yi?"

Cheng Yi also raised his cup awkwardly: "Sister Jing Xinling."

Zhou’s conclusion: “Okay!”

Lu Jia laughed so much that she vomited, this scene was so strange!

【world masterpiece】

【Three brothers are more valuable under the moon】

【Taoyuan trio?】

【This bow~loyalty~gan~righteousness~courage~】

[Brothers meet, three bowls of wine, brothers talk, three cups of tea]

【Me too!】

[Very good, the villa has been cut out]

[We formed opposite-sex brothers today]

After saying that, the three of them drank the fruit tea at the same time.

The funniest thing is that when Jay was drinking tea, his eyes were rolling around, sometimes looking at the camera, sometimes looking at Cheng Yi and Wang Xinling again and again.

He seemed to be observing the progress of Wang Xinling and Cheng Yi drinking tea, so as not to drink too fast and put down the tea cup in advance.

This prevents him from drinking too slowly and focusing his attention on himself.

Emotional intelligence is a real thing!

When Wang Xinling asked if the fruit tea tastes good, he immediately put down the teacup and replied:

"Wow, not bad, it tastes so good."

This exaggerated tone and quick reaction speed made Lu Jia laugh out loud.

["Wow, not bad, so delicious"]

【Business exchange】

【Wow, it smells like mom~】

Cheng Yi was also very funny. After Jay Chou finished speaking, he immediately continued:

"The aroma of the pear is like jumping on the tip of the tongue, and the tea is like emmm, it melts in the mouth!"

When he said "it melts in your mouth", he couldn't hold himself back, and the barrage was full of laughter.

[Adjective evolved hhhhh]

[Using all the vocabulary I have learned throughout my life]

[The tea melts in your mouth, it’s really yours, Cheng Yi]

[Large rainbow fart scene]

[Help, my abs are laughing out loud]

【Food Critic】

【ll】

[This kind of real embarrassment is really too real and embarrassing]

[Listening to your words is like listening to a conversation]

Zhou Junjue, not to be outdone after Cheng Yi, said: "There is still a trace of the elegance of chrysanthemum."

Wang Xinling was stunned for a moment: "No Ju."

Zhou concluded: "Oh, it is the elegance of lemon."

Wang Xinling laughed out loud: "No lemons."

Lu Jia slapped the table crazily!

The effect of this program is simply! Explosive! Explosive!

The image of Jay Chou who doesn't know how to praise but insists on it is vividly created, making him a completely funny character!

This is something Lu Jia never thought of before clicking on this video!

Now, his "king filter" towards Jay Chou has been shattered to pieces.

Can't go back, can't go back!

Jay Chou, what should I do to save you, Jay Chou!

【Troubleshooting Expert】

【"No Chrysanthemum"】

【"No Lemons"】

【"Fantasy on the Tip of the Tongue"】

[I can’t stand my family anymore, it’s so embarrassing]

[This one without lemon made me laugh and cry]

[They can always play awkwardly]

[It’s awkward, they can keep doing it]

[You can keep playing with them awkwardly]

【???】

[When I typed a question mark, it wasn’t that something was wrong with me, but something was wrong with you]

After performing an embarrassing drama, the three finally started to eat. Lu Jia couldn't help but sigh, it was not easy to eat this meal! They had gone through too many twists and turns!

After finishing the meal, Cheng Yi asked in the video:

"Sister Xinling, if we didn't come this afternoon, what were you going to do?"

Wang Xinling: "If you didn't come, I was going to practice dancing."

Cheng Yi: "Oh, no wonder Sister Xinling, you are in such good condition. You are so slim and look so young, as if you are eighteen years old. Have you always maintained the habit of exercising?"

Wang Xinling said: "Yes, although there are fewer performances now, I will not slack off."

Wang Xinling's words not only made Cheng Yi in the video a little admired, but also made Lu Jia admired very much:

Although Sister Xinling has passed away, she is still working hard in places we can’t see!

Even though she doesn't know when she will appear on camera again, she is still waiting for the opportunity!

[You should really let those young guys who can’t pull it off after two and a half years of practice come and see it]

[Admire my sister]

[This is the kind of idol we should like. He has a gentle personality and is hard-working. He became famous at a young age but is not arrogant at all.]

【Hard-working and outstanding representative】

…

Next, the scene changed and finally came to the scene where Cheng Yi and Zhou Jielun danced with Wang Xinling.

"Turn around."

"Draw a half circle on your head with your hand."

"Bend your knees and twist your waist."

"Snap your fingers to the right and dance freely."

This link made Lu Jia feel very uncomfortable.

Why?

Because Wang Xinling dances so beautifully, her dancing is full of youthful vitality, sweet and moving, and she doesn't look like a woman in her thirties at all.

Watching her dance is simply a pleasure. Against her background, Zhou Jielun and Cheng Yi are so annoying. They dance like crazy, with their limbs separated.

To put it bluntly, the two of them have the beauty of an ancient ape erectus.

Lu Jia really wanted to focus on Wang Xinling, but damn, the presence of Cheng Yi and Zhou Jielun was too strong!!!

Especially Jay Chou, he takes up too much of the screen!

[Sister Xinling dances beautifully, but can you please separate those two men? 】

[Sister Xinling dances beautifully, but can you please separate those two men?]×99

[Three people, three dances]

[Chou has already started to show off and start fishing]

[I strongly recommend Sister Xinling to play the exclusive version of "Love You"!]

[The minister seconded the proposal]

[Exclusive Edition of the Book of Thousands of Blood (1/10000)]

[Enthusiastic humans help aliens adapt to the Earth scene]

[Activity records of limbs just installed!]

[Three people with two painting styles. Sister Xinling fascinates me to death, and Jay Chou and Cheng Yi make me laugh to death.]

[Sister Xinling healed me for the rest of my life, Jay Chou and Cheng Yi allowed me to heal for the rest of my life]

[Although, I think Cheng Yi is quite cute]

【Leave your eyes to useful people!】

[Sister Xinling, is it 20 off when you reach 36? 】

[I can't stand it. Sister Xinling saw the corners of my mouth raised crazily to show my aunt's smile, but one look at Cheng Yi and Jay Chou brought me back to reality]

[Woooooooo, this is the first time I don’t want to see Cheng Yi in Cheng Yi’s video]

[As expected of the sweetheart leader, he exudes sweetness from the inside out]

Finally, the song "Love You" ended, and Lu Jia also ended this experience of ice and fire.

He felt that his girlish heart was activated and wanted to watch it from the beginning again, but when he thought of Cheng Yi and Jay Chou, he gave up the idea.

Although sister Xin Ling makes him go up a lot, Cheng Yi and Jay Chou make him go down even more, which perfectly offsets the negative effects.

Forget it, after watching this video, go and watch Sister Xinling’s previous dancing videos!

Or, let Cheng Yi arrange an exclusive edition of Wang Xinling's "Love You"?

Given Cheng Yi’s level of fandom, it should be possible to arrange that, right?

Yes, I will go to the group chat later and ask Aite Chengyi.

For sweet girl! Go, go, go!

…

In the video, Zhou Jue was sitting on the sofa, panting: "What should we do now?"

Cheng Yi: "Interview her. Interview her! Revenge!"

Wang Xinling: "Ah? Interview me? How to interview me?"

…

When the screen turned, Cheng Yi and Jay Chou were seen standing, and only their strong backs were revealed in the video.

And in the gap between the two people's backs, sat a little Wang Xinling.

Wang Xinling's eyes revealed that she was at a loss, which was particularly pitiful.

Strange shots have been added again.

[The feeling of oppression is there]

[This perspective is a bit wrong (I am yellow)]

[Investigator series? (I am also yellow)]

[This over-the-shoulder perspective has a strange sense of déjà vu (I am yellow, no doubt about it)]

[I am familiar with this plot (everyone is pornographic)]

【"Camera language"】

["Domestic Area"]

[Domestic area? Shouldn’t it be an Internet celebrity or a scandal? 】

【You all understand so well!】

Zhou concluded: "How to interview?"

Cheng Yi: "Let her introduce herself first."

Zhou concluded: "Please introduce yourself first."

Wang Xinling: "My name is Wang Xinling, I am a singing and dancing star."

Cheng Yi: "So he is a star?"

Wang Xinling: "???Ah, isn't it the same person?"

"That's right. How did you meet Brother Jielun?"

Wang Xinling: "We met at the backstage of an event more than ten years ago."

Zhou concluded: "Then how did you meet Cheng Yi?"

Wang Xinling: "Pfft - I don't know him, I just met him today! But I like him very much, he is a very cute little brother."

【"I do not know"】

["Self-humiliation"]

[Cheng Yi: Why is it always me who gets hurt? 】

【"Cute Little Brother"】

[Pass on, Cheng Yi has a very cute little brother]

[Passed down, Cheng Yi’s younger brother is very young]

【How small? Show me!】

Cheng Yi: "Then which song by Jay Chou do you like?"

Wang Xinling: "A song written for me."

【High EQ】

[Sexy darling, cheating on songs online?]

[This answer is perfect]

Cheng Yi: "Brother Jie Lun, what do you say?"

Zhou concluded: "How do you say it? Then I will go back and write a song."

[Chou is awesome]

[Chou’s domineering style]

[Cheng Yi, look at Jay Chou, hurry up and write a song for Sister Xinling. It’s not like you don’t have the ability!]

If Cheng Yi sees this barrage, he will definitely say, I really don’t have the strength!

Do you want to write a song "Listen to me and say thank you" for Wang Xinling?

…

"How did you get into the profession of singer?"

"I was still in my senior year of high school at that time... and eventually became a singer."

"Oh~ So what is the reason for you to be a singer?"

"A lucky event?"

"So it's a probable time, right?"

"I think every industry has to be at the top to be seen. You can't see those who are being submerged."

"So what's the point of you becoming a singer?"

【Ready for some questions】

[Cheng Yi and Jay Chou are making crazy hints]

"Random!"

【Roll Call Topic】

[Sublimated and belong to yes]

【No, this is forced sublimation!】

【"The Way"】

Cheng Yi: "Ouch~ I'm full, I'm full, this sentence means I'm full!"

Zhou concluded: "I'm full."

Wang Xinling: "I understand, you two are trying to tease me into saying these two words, right?"

Cheng Yi: "So life is just those four words."

Wang Xinling: "Random event?"

Cheng Yi: "Replace the last two words."

Wang Xinling: “According to circumstances?”

[urinate immediately]

【Melts immediately in your mouth】

[Hahahaha, laugh to death, is this cloze filling in the blanks? 】

Cheng Yi: "No."

Wang Xinling thought about it for a moment and said tentatively: "Random challenge?"

Immediately afterwards, there was loud applause in the video.

["The password is correct"]

[It’s so effective as a show]

[Sister Xinling is pulling at the limit]

Seeing this, Lu Jia saw the progress bar and was about to die!

Unknowingly, he had already watched it for nearly twenty minutes, and he never felt the passage of time because this video was so funny!

"Sister Xinling, I have a task for you."

"What mission."

"You name a number, and if the number of likes from the audience reaches this number, I will film the next episode with Brother Jaylen."

"5000000?"

[Permanently suspended!]

[Helping every dream of life and death]

[It’s good, no need to take pictures for the next issue]

[Cheng Yi’s expression made me laugh to death]

[This show is over hahahaha]

【Direct finale】

【Finish spreading flowers!】

…

"Wang Xinling finally left."

"We finally left. Alas, we wasted another day of our time."

"Yes, she asked us to dance with her, write songs for her, and watch my videos for several hours."

【"finally"】

【Sichuan Opera Face Changing】

[Truth-telling session]

[Start not being a human being series]

However, Lu Jia saw a line of small words on the upper right side of the video: During the joking session, Sister Xinling was really cheerful. She kept helping us find topics, eased the awkward moments, and saved our video. Thank you!

So the two of them are living together again?

[Pay attention to the upper left corner]

[Humble in the upper left corner]

[Can the words in the upper left corner be smaller!? (doge)]

[The desire to survive overflows the screen]

"And it requires 5 million likes, which is outrageous. The last video had 3 million likes, so the next video will have 4 million, so cut it by 1 million."

"It's all Wang Xinling's fault for setting such a high standard."

"Yeah, how could it have such a high number of likes?"

"When she said 5 million just now, I was stunned for a moment. Doesn't she understand the Internet?"

【Facial】

【Ugly face】

[Finally tell the truth, Cheng Yi is short of material]

[It’s like the BBC visiting the scene, with people doing one thing in front and another doing something behind]

[How to resolve the embarrassment after social fear of people’s safety: some random talk]

[Ahead, your little cutie suddenly appears]

Lu Jiazheng was enjoying watching this "burning bridges across the river" segment, but he didn't expect Wang Xinling to suddenly appear in the camera.

no!

Is he stupid?

Isn’t Wang Xinling gone?

Otherwise, how could Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanwan dare to say this?

Wang Xinling: "Hey, are you talking about me?"

Cheng Yi: "Hey, haven't you left yet?"

Wang Xinling: "Don't say I'm leaving, I haven't moved. Didn't you just turn around and start saying these things?"

Cheng Yi: "Huh? Is that so?"

Zhou concluded: "I didn't pay attention."

puff--

Lu Jia squirted out directly, showing off her awesomeness!

It’s okay if you don’t leave, but it’s okay if you say bad things to someone behind their back!

The effect of this program is truly understood by Cheng Yiwan!

[I was wrong, I thought I was speaking ill of people behind their backs, but it turns out it was blatant]

[Hahahahaha, Sister Xinling felt aggrieved, and I didn’t move the whole time]

[Wang Xinling: How dare you? How dare you two?!]

[These two people are too arrogant]

[Bury it, we can’t have these two anymore]

Finally, the progress bar died, and the video of this meal challenge was marked GG amidst laughter and laughter.

Cheng Yi: "That's it for this video. Show your favorite celebrities on the public screen. See you in the next video!"

Zhou’s conclusion: “Get it!”

"etc!"

The screen went dark, and Cheng Yi suddenly popped up:

"In this video, 100 people will be randomly selected to get one signature each from Wang Xinling and Zhou Judi. The way to participate in the lottery is to comment and forward, so hurry up and act!"

"Take more!"

[Ah ah, brother Cheng Yi must whip me]

【I also want】

【I want it so much that I almost cry】

[Please, please let me participate alone. As a fan of ten years, I want it so much]

[The denominator is here]

【Don’t draw me! I don’t want any!】

[The front is trying to poison myself! 】

[How many times have I said that poisonous milk is of no use to Africans!]

Lu Jia also silently commented, "I am willing to trade the ten years of single life here in exchange for drawing autographs" and forwarded it.

He thought to himself: In this way, he should be able to draw autographs, right?

(End of chapter)