The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 446 I gathered together seven of the top 100 video recordings of human drunken behavior 2

[Cheng Yi: “Brothers, let me show you how a Shandongese shows off his beer!

First of all, Xiaohua, you sit up first, it hurts my arm because of your pressure!

You should watch it carefully and learn it seriously! If you want to marry in Shandong, you must learn this!"]

Lao Tomato paused the video.

"Wait, is something wrong? You two?" His eyes flickered back and forth between Hua Shaobei and Cheng Yi, full of suspicion, "One got drunk and leaned on someone, and the other said he wanted to marry him to Shandong. I think

What was discovered..."

Huaxia BOY: "Hey~ I have to stay away from you."

As he spoke, he pulled out the stool.

Rational analysis of the conspiracy army:

"Huahua, neither you nor Cheng Yi have girlfriends, so you can't really have that kind of orientation, right?

First of all, let’s just say that we don’t discriminate against homosexuals, but you can’t hide such a big thing from your brothers.”

Xin Xiaomeng looked at Cheng Yi with wide round eyes, feeling that Cheng Yi's image in her heart was instantly disillusioned:

Woo hoo hoo, my kindness, considerateness, and extraordinary talent are so damn domineering that my boss is gone!

Woohoo, give it back to me!

Woohoo, you better be 1!

"No!" Cheng Yi retorted with a red face, "I'm just joking, no, no, no, there are really people who can't hear it, right?"

Huaxia BOY: "Then how do you explain Hua Shaobei leaning on you?"

Cheng Yi: "Xiaohua, how do you explain?"

"What do I have to explain!" Hua Shaobei said weakly, "I was sitting next to Cheng Yi at that time. I naturally leaned against him casually when I was drunk. We are brothers, so brothers!"

Cheng Yi: "What, how about we apologize together first?"

"That's it, this video, what's done in it, involves all kinds of violence, gore, and sentimentality."

Lao Tomato: "Hahahaha, Seqing, you feel guilty, don't you?"

Cheng Yi: "No, no, no, just to prevent it from happening later. In short, the above-mentioned things that happened have nothing to do with me."

Hua Shaobei: "Yes, yes! It doesn't have anything to do with it."

Cheng Yi: “It’s all done by our second personality.”

Mou Huanjun teased: "Are you two separated now?"

Cheng Yi: "Let me make a statement."

Huaxia BOY seemed to think of something and said with a guilty conscience: "I have to make a statement. Let me clarify first. If I do something very honorable, I did it myself."

Lao Tomato laughed and said: "Hahahaha, it's just a flexible personality switch, right?"

Cheng Yi said: "Go on, continue watching the movie."

[Cheng Yi: "Look at it for me! First, bite open the bottle cap with your teeth, then use your tongue to lift the bottle cap out of your mouth, take a deep breath of the malty aroma of the beer, and then use your tongue, tongue,

Licking from the bottom of the bottle to the mouth of the bottle——"]

"Snapped--"

This time it was Hua Shaobei who pressed the pause button.

"Hey, Cheng Yi, you are so disgusting~ Are you going to teach me this?"

Mou Huanjun: "Let me clarify, we Shandong people are not like this!"

Cheng Yi couldn't stand it any longer and became angry:

"Oh, I drank much faster than you. This is my seventh bottle of wine. I'm a little tipsy. Okay, keep watching!"

["After licking the mouth of the bottle, I just put the bottle mouth into my mouth, and then made a 360-degree gyration, gurgling, gurgling—"

I saw a bottle of beer being poured down Cheng Yi's throat at an extremely fast speed. When he finished drinking, he spat out a mouthful of beer like a fountain.

The mouthful of beer, with white foam, hit Mr. Mou Huan on the head accurately.

Mou Huanjun looked up at the sky and said, "It's raining."]

"Hahahaha, some fantasy, hahahaha, it's raining."

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard."

"Absolutely awesome! Hahahaha."

"It's raining?"

Cheng Yi laughed so hard that he collapsed on Mou Huan's body. Mou Huan's face was as black as an iron pot, and he slowly turned his head to look at Cheng Yi.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Cheng Yi apologized while holding his stomach. Seeing that a certain Huanjun had not responded yet, Cheng Yi spread his hands and said, "I was drunk, I didn't know!"

Mou Huanjun silently pressed the play button.

[Cheng Yi: "Do you remember, the last breath is the soul, come on, come on, you all come and learn, a certain Huan, why are you touching your hair? We are from Shandong, we must teach a few of them.

!”

Mou Huanjun was so drunk that he still looked up at the sky: "It's raining."

Cheng Yi stretched out his hand, waited for a while, and said: "Is it raining? I'm speechless for you! Tomato, the Magic City is your home, so you should do it first as a courtesy."

Lao Tomato looked embarrassed: "I can't drink anymore, I'm already drunk."

Huaxia BOY: "Are you drunk now? Your face is not red, and your words are logical. Do you love your mother?"]

Cheng Yi clicked the pause button, and everyone looked at Lao Tomato.

Lao Tomato was in a panic at this time. He was anxious for everyone to confirm: "How did I answer?"

Then he started to accuse Huaxia BOY: "Why did you ask such a question in the first place?!"

Huaxia BOY looked matter-of-fact: "I want to test whether you are drunk or not!"

Xin Xiaomeng: "So what did you answer?"

Mou Huanjun secretly poked at the trap: "Does your answer have anything to do with me?"

Hua Shaobei: "Tell the truth!"

Lao Tomato's face was already red, and he rubbed his eyes nervously: "Love, I definitely love you!"

Mr. Mouhuan continued his trick: "What we are asking is whether this answer has anything to do with you! Is it you who answered it or your second personality?"

Lao Tomato scratched his head and confirmed: "I answered it. This must be my answer. I must love you. There is no way you can hesitate!"

Mou Huanjun: "Then let's take a look!"

Cheng Yi: "Take a look!"

[The camera turns to Lao Tomato.

Huaxia BOY put pressure off-screen: "Do you love it or not?"

The camera gave a close-up of Lao Tomato, but Lao Tomato rolled his eyes and did not answer immediately.]

Cheng Yi and the others immediately pointed at Lao Tomato:

"Oh oh oh, I feel guilty!"

"Hahahaha, I hesitated!"

"Who just swore that it was impossible to hesitate?"

"It's over, something big happened!"

“I lost my girlfriend after making a video!”

Tomato himself was so frightened that he jumped up: "How can you hesitate? It's impossible!"

Cheng Yi said: "I'll let you decide whether it was you who said it or not."

Huaxia BOY: "I think you are not thinking, you are avoiding it in embarrassment. Maybe you yourself have not discovered your inner thoughts."

Lao Tomato: "It doesn't exist, it doesn't exist, it must be love, you broadcast it, you broadcast it."

[Lao Tomato: "Love, love deeply!"]

"Oh, oh, oh, oh," Tomato said with a raised eyebrow, "Did you hear that? Love! De! Deep! Deep! I was thinking of words just now!"

Cheng Yi: "Okay, okay, your love is still very strong."

[Huaxia BOY: "Then keep drinking, you're not drunk!"

Hua Shaobei echoed: "You're not drunk, keep drinking."

Huaxia BOY: "Didn't you say that when you were drunk last time?"]

In front of the screen, Lao Tomato looked at Huaxia BOY and put his head in his armpit: "Explain it!"

Huaxia BOY said while laughing: "I forgot, it has nothing to do with me, why are you hitting me? You are going to hit the drunk me!"

The more he spoke, the more reasonable he became: "How can you hit me now? I am a normal person now!"

Lao Tomato: "Let you go first."

[Huaxia BOY continues to output: "You were drunk last time, and you kept saying that you were so tired from acting."

Mou Huanjun: "Damn it, why didn't I hear that scene!"

Huaxia BOY: “That’s what he said last time!”]

"Wang Hanzhe! You are just making things up out of thin air. Please explain it to me quickly in front of the camera!" Lao Tomato became angry with embarrassment.

Xin Xiaomeng: "Brother Boai, you kind of like to sow discord~ You also like to dig out the evil in people's hearts!"

Mou Huanjun: "BOY, do you still remember what you said?"

Huaxia BOY continued to show off: "That's not what I said!"

Everyone was immediately amused by his shamelessness.

"have no idea!"

"However, when I was drinking with my friend Tomato, he never said these words. After all, we have never been drunk. How could we say drunken words?"

"Okay, okay, keep watching!"

Huaxia BOY hit the space bar.

(End of chapter)