The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 447 I gathered together seven of the top 100 video recordings of human drunken behavior 3

[Xin Xiaomeng stood behind Cheng Yi, plucked Cheng Yi's bangs, and poured white wine towards his mouth:

“Boss, let’s get some more, some white ones!”]

"Snapped--"

Cheng Yi looked at Xin Xiaomeng: "I asked why my hair has fallen out so much in the past two days. It turns out you were the one who removed it for me!"

"Pfft——", Xin Xiaomeng looked innocent, "No, is this really me?"

Cheng Yi: "I didn't expect you to be able to do it after drinking!"

"I'm sorry~ Boss, I was wrong~" Xin Xiaomeng put his hand on his chin, opened his big eyes and blinked at Cheng Yi, "I'm sorry~"

It's just a beauty trap. How can I let you fall into this trap while I'm still in my arms?

Xin Xiaomeng pouted.

Cheng Yi tilted his head, his expression a little unnatural, and said, "Keep reading."

[Xin Xiaomeng: "Boss, if you don't drink, you won't give me face. Drink, you must drink!"

Huaxia BOY: "Hey, stop plucking, your hair is falling out!"

Hua Shaobei: "Yellow card warning, you are suspected of personal assault!"

Xin Xiaomeng: "Boss, drink!"]

Watching Xin Xiaomeng's increasingly rough techniques in the video, and looking at himself who looked like he had undergone canthus lift surgery, Cheng Yi felt an inexplicable phantom pain in his scalp.

The corners of his mouth twitched, as if he didn't press the pause button.

[Mou Huanjun: "It is very likely that your persona will collapse today, your persona."

Huaxia BOY: "What you said is profound."

Hua Shaobei: "Wait a minute, what is our character?"

"That's easy to say!" Cheng Yi went over one by one, "Xiaohua, you are the pretty boy at Station X; Xin Xiaomeng, the beautiful girl at Station X, has the legs to stand up! Tomato, the top student with high IQ! Huaxia BOY,

The social butterfly at Station X——"]

"Hey, hey, no!", Huaxia BOY called out, "Why am I the social butterfly at station X?"

Cheng Yi: "Aren't you a social butterfly?"

Hua Shaobei said:

"I have the right to speak on this, because I am a relatively social person, but after meeting Huaxia BOY, I made a lot of friends.

That day he came to see me and brought two friends, one of whom was from some kind of music club. I was shocked because he came from all circles."

"Indeed, knowing Huaxia BOY is equivalent to knowing half of the people at Station X." Lao Tomato confirmed again.

Mou Huanjun patted Huaxia BOY on the shoulder and said, "He's an old socialite! He even knows Wang Hanzhe."

Cheng Yi: "Ah hahahaha, this is funny, this is funny, hahahaha, I guess you are capable of yin and yang."

Several people immediately burst into laughter.

Amidst the laughter, Huaxia BOY clicked play.

["A certain Huan, a handsome guy from Shandong who is 1.80 meters tall?"

Mou Huanjun emphasized: "It's 1.81 meters."

Cheng Yi gave him a thumbs up: "Real."

Xin Xiaomeng: “Boss, what kind of persona are you?”

Cheng Yi's eyes widened: "I don't have a character. I hate creating characters the most. Whatever happens in life is what it is!"

Xin Xiaomeng asked from his soul: "Then how tall are you?"

Cheng Yi replied hesitantly: "I, I'm 1.80 meters, I'm one centimeter shorter than a certain Huan."

"You're not a brother, you're 1.80 meters tall? Stand up and let's compete." Mouhuan didn't believe it.

"Let's compete, come on."

"Wait!" Xin Xiaomeng said, "Boss, please take out the inner height first and then compare."

Hua Shaobei: "Hahahaha, Brother Cheng, are you wearing underwear to increase your height?"

Huaxia BOY: "Have you done it or not? Tell the people of the country now!"

Cheng Yi pointed to the ground and risked his life: "I've put it down, I've shown my cards, I've put it up to increase my height! What's wrong?"

Xin Xiaomeng: "At least three centimeters!"

Cheng Yi: “I used inner pads to increase my height, and it’s five centimeters!” (shock sound)]

"Hahahahahaha——"*6

Everyone was laughing, but Cheng Yi blushed and looked for ants on the ground.

Huaxia BOY: "Xiao Meng, you are a bit aggressive!"

Xin Xiaomeng: "When I was drunk, I spoke my mind. He said he had no character, so I dug out the deepest secrets in his heart."

"Hey, hey, hey!" Cheng Yi finally reacted and nudged Xin Xiaomeng with his elbow, "No, how did you know?"

Xin Xiaomeng: "Hahaha, I peeked at your shoes."

Lao Tomato: "Cheng Yi, you don't have low self-esteem, do you? How tall are you?"

Cheng Yi: "178."

Hua Shaobei: "You told me last time that you were 185."

Cheng Yi: "The past tense is past tense, let's get over it now."

["Women, what do you live on?", Xin Xiaomeng said with a big tongue, "You rely on self-reliance, right?!"]

Cheng Yi: "Wait a minute, Xiaomeng, why are your thoughts so high?"

Xin Xiaomeng puffed out her bulging chest and said, "No, is this really what I am?"

Cheng Yi: "No, didn't you say before that you would start the show to trick some men into becoming the captain?"

"Hahahaha." Everyone laughed.

Mou Huanjun: "Which one is your real personality?"

"That must be this!" Xin Xiaomeng pointed at the computer screen, "I usually say things jokingly and don't mean what I say."

Zhou Hengfeng, who had not spoken for a long time, raised a question: "What happens next is yours, right?"

Xin Xiaomeng: "Yes, right? Come on, keep reading and be self-reliant."

["Come on, I just learned a dance recently, let me dance for you."

Xin Xiaomeng walked to the roadside and performed an energetic dance.

Cheng Yi: "Okay, okay, come back."

"No, I'm coming again! I'm going to do a special dance!"

"Meow~Level 1 Nissan, meow~Arigado~"]

In the video, Xin Xiaomeng twisted his stiff body and tried to make seductive moves, but in fact they were not seductive at all.

Obviously, she hasn't skipped much.

Her sexy and charming dance was like Sadako crawling out of the TV.

In front of the screen, everyone was silent. This time it was Xin Xiaomeng's turn to blush with embarrassment and look for ants all over the floor.

As we all know, since Maotou Loli pioneered the dance of "First Class Nissan~Meow~Arigado", this song has become a dizzying song.

Basically everyone present knew the origin of this dance.

Cheng Yi looked incredulous: "What is this? Why is this behavior happening?"

Xin Xiaomeng was so shy that he did not dare to look directly into everyone's eyes.

At this time, the expressions on everyone's faces were very wonderful.

Cheng Yi: "Have you always wanted to do these things?"

Zhou Hengfeng stretched out his finger and said: "Hey, you are right, look at the back, she will explain later."

Everyone was aroused, including Xin Xiaomeng.

"Oh, look."

[Xin Xiaomeng: "How is it? Does it look good?"

I don’t know who shouted: “The movements are too stiff!”

"But~", Xin Xiaomeng said, "I really want to be the side boss!"]

"Hahahahahaha!"

Everyone laughed like crazy.

Xin Xiaomeng wished she could bury her head in her clothes and never lift it up.

Huaxia BOY: "You said this yourself!"

"Hey hey hey~" Xin Xiaomeng couldn't help laughing at the end.

Hua Shaobei secretly taunted: "Hey, be self-reliant and self-reliant!"

Xin Xiaomeng quickly made up for it: "No, I just want to be more beautiful."

Hua Shaobei is still outputting: "Beautiful, self-reliant, sideline female anchor."

"Hahahahahaha!!!"

Cheng Yi: “So this is what it means to be independent and self-reliant!”

Xin Xiaomeng: "Hey, no, this is just my personal ugly appearance after being drunk. It does not represent the women of the country and the public women. It is because I am narrow-minded, I am dark, I am dark."

After a moment of silence, Cheng Yi asked: "Tell me which platform it is on?"

Lao Tomato: "Hey, hey, is this okay to ask?"

Huaxia boy: "Cheng Yi, what do you mean? You have bad intentions!"

Cheng Yi: "No, I'll uninstall it."

Xin Xiaomeng: "Oh, don't worry about this problem anymore, keep watching, keep watching~ I beg you~"

At this time, four of the six people had already experienced social death: Cheng Yi and Hua Shaobei's "improper relationship" incident, Cheng Yi's height increase incident, Xin Xiaomeng's incident with the female anchor, and Lao Tomato's girlfriend incident.

Out of six, only a certain Huanjun and Huaxia BOY are dead.

"Keep watching, keep watching!"

Everyone is shouting

Emo is not a disease, it’s really fatal when you feel depressed

(End of chapter)