The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 449 I gathered together seven of the top 100 video recordings of human drunken behavior 5

[Lao Tomato asked drunkenly: "Xuanhuan, hahaha, what kind of song do you want to make? What is the theme?"

Mou Huanjun is still awake: "Let's just make it cool, with a dark tone. I was recently reading "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" Inspired by this book, I wanted to write a song from the perspective of an android.

s song.

An android serving mankind awakens his self-awareness, wants to escape from human control, and looks for his own electronic sheep.

What is an electronic sheep? It may be desire, freedom, desire, love, ideals, etc., anything that can represent that he is a living creature, not an electronic product. That is the meaning of his short electronic life.

However, he never found it throughout his life. In the end, he fell on the road, the nutrient solution flowed out of the damaged shell, and the data in the electronic brain was formatted.

I want to use this song to satirize us now. Living in the steel jungle, we have long been numb to our emotions. We lower our heads to look for sixpences in the dust, but never look up at the moon. We are not as human as the bionic people looking for electric sheep.

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In front of the screen, Cheng Yi couldn't help but clapped his hands and praised: "Xuanhuan, it's so big, it's a big picture!"

Mou Huanjun could no longer hold back his smile: "Hey, hey, don't praise, don't praise."

Although he said this, his gesture was "I didn't hear enough, please give me more, please increase the intensity!"

Lao Tomato: "To be honest, after hearing what you said, I'm already looking forward to it."

Zhou Hengfeng covered his mouth and snickered: "Kuchichichi—you should really look forward to it."

Huaxia BOY sensed that something was wrong and said alertly: "What do you mean?"

Zhou Hengfeng hit the enter key: "Look behind you!"

【"I know this question!"

The camera turned following the sound, and a lightning strike suddenly opened.

Cheng Yi was seen nestling in Hua Shaobei's arms, with his head resting on his lap. Hua Shaobei was looking for lice on Cheng Yi's head like a female gorilla.

Hearing Mouhuan's words, Cheng Yi burped and stretched his arms while shouting.]

"Snapped!"

Except for Cheng Yi and Hua Shaobei, everyone else rushed to press the Enter key. For a moment, five fingers were placed on the Enter key at the same time.

"There's definitely something wrong with you two!"

"A little more or less."

"What a gay picture."

"Admit it, brothers will not discriminate against you!"

"How about we go out first and give you the room?"

"Neither can sisters!"

Cheng Yi screamed in his heart, right? Why did he become so drunk that he fell into Hua Shaobei's arms?

If it were Xin Xiaomeng, he might still be able to reluctantly accept it.

Can Hua Shaobei?

Am I really a double plug? Have I awakened attributes that I never had in my previous life?

Cheng Yi couldn't accept it. He glanced at Hua Shaobei secretly and saw that Hua Shaobei turned his head away with a guilty conscience, with a slight blush on his face.

Mist grass (three sounds)——

Cheng Yi shuddered in his heart.

He quickly made a solemn statement, not knowing who he was explaining to:

"I'm a straight man, okay. I've made it clear that I only like women in my life, and I will never like men! Absolutely!"

After finishing speaking, Cheng Yi quickly stacked his armor on himself:

"Of course, what I say only represents my personal choice. I don't think that men must like men. No, I don't think that men must like women. It can be a man, a woman, or any other gender.

This is not to discriminate against any sexual orientation, I respect and support any sexual orientation!

I solemnly declare again..."

After applying more than a dozen layers of armor, Cheng Yi said with satisfaction:

"Keep watching Ang, Mouhuan's songs are the key point!"

["I'm really good at this question!" Cheng Yi broke away from Hua Shaobei's arms and stood up and said, "I have already thought of the words, you can listen to me sing."

Cheng Yi was seen putting his right hand on his chest, making movements and singing:

"Listen to me and say thank you. Because of you, the four seasons are warm. Thank you. Thanks to you, the world is more beautiful~"

"Sounds good!" Xin Xiaomeng's eyes suddenly widened.

Hua Shaobei Xizi held his heart in his arms and echoed: "Brother Cheng is so awesome."

Only a certain Huan raised doubts and felt something was wrong:

"No, it sounds nice, but what does it have to do with electronic sheep and bionic people? What I want is a sad song! Dark and black! Preferably RAP!"

Cheng Yi: "Yes, it's the same thing!"

A certain fantasy: "Is it the same thing?"

Cheng Yi: "It's the same thing! The androids are very eager for the electronic sheep, so the androids will say to the electronic sheep: Thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm!"

A certain fantasy: "Where's RAP?"

Cheng Yi: "This is RAP!"

A certain fan: "Is this RAP?"

Huaxia BOY: “This is RAP!”

Lao Tomato: "This is indeed RAP!"

Mou Huanjun: "This is not RAP at all!"

Hua Shaobei looked at him worriedly: "Xuan Huan, you are drunk!"]

"Hahahahahaha, Wocao, I laughed so hard!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Hua Shaobei's worried eyes, hahahaha!"

“It’s so fucked up, so fucked up!”

"Youhuan was desperate at the time."

Mou Huanjun slapped the table and said, "Now tell me if this is RAP?"

Hua Shaobei patted him on the shoulder and said, "I'm sorry, this is indeed not RAP."

"We were drunk at the time!", Lao Tomato.

Huaxia BOY realized the philosophy of life: "It's because you were not drunk at the time. When everyone is drunk, the sober one is the most drunk."

Xin Xiaomeng: “But the boss’s songs are really nice!”

[Cheng Yi: "Xuan Huan, what are you looking for on the ground?"

A certain fantasy: "I'm looking for a drink."

Mou Huanjun grabbed a bottle of liquor from the ground and started drinking it.

A few minutes later.

Mou Huanjun: "Hiccup, Brother Cheng, you really wrote this RAP very well!"]

"Ah hahahaha, a certain fantasy has been assimilated by us."

"It makes me laugh so hard. Being drunk is the last stubbornness of a certain fantasy."

"Well written!"

In front of the screen, Mou Huan covered his face, and his voice came out from between his fingers: "Cheng Yi, I hate you, my dream of being a rapper was ruined by you!"

Cheng Yi touched his nose in embarrassment. Unexpectedly, after being drunk, he actually sang "Listen to me and say thank you" and even referred to the song as a rap!

Cheng Yi comforted: "At least we did write a song."

"I won't listen, I won't listen!" the Shandong man said softly.

He could already imagine entering the rap circle in the future. Other rappers would be "Hey Yo", "Bro", "Bro" and "Keep Real".

He is the only one who says "Listen to me and say thank you."

Cheng Yi asked tentatively: "Continue reading?"

Mou Huanjun waved his hand and said in frustration: "Go on."

[Xin Xiaomeng: "Yeah, there is an aunt. Auntie, are you going to buy groceries?!"

When Cheng Yi saw it, he exclaimed: "Quick, quick, quick! Stop her!"

Hua Shaobei: "Aunt——"

Suddenly, six people shouted and rushed to the road and stopped the aunt.

The aunt looked at the group of Jiu Mengzi in front of her in stunned silence, and was so frightened that the vegetable basket dropped to the ground.]

"No." Cheng Yi was really dumbfounded now. He didn't expect that he had done this before!

What's the point of stopping someone's aunt?

It's okay to make a video to prank passers-by. As long as it's not excessive and doesn't go too far, and you can seek forgiveness and permission from the person involved, it's within the acceptable range.

But it would not be good if you stopped someone while drunk and startled them!

If you do something again, the fun will be even greater!

He quickly asked: "A Feng, you didn't stop this?"

Zhou Hengfeng cursed: "Do you think I can stop you?"

Cheng Yi thought about it. This really couldn't be stopped. The top priority now was to confirm what they did next.

He was unsure, so he confirmed to Zhou Hengfeng: "Then we didn't do anything excessive later, right?"

Zhou Hengfeng: "No."

Suddenly, everyone, including Cheng Yi, breathed a sigh of relief!

This matter can be big or small, as long as you don't do anything excessive, otherwise this material will be designated as unusable, and the video will be wasted, and you may have to enter the Bureau or something.

But it's impossible to think about it. If something happened, it would be impossible for them to still be sitting here intact.

After figuring this out, Cheng Yi was only curious:

What did they do after stopping Auntie?

[Cheng Yi: "Listen to me!"

The aunt raised her hands in fright: "Listen to what you said?"

Cheng Yi: "Listen to me."

Aunt: "I'm listening!"

Cheng Yi: "Listen to me and thank you. Because of you, the four seasons are warmed~"]

In front of the screen, six people collectively sprayed out.

[After Cheng Yi started to stand up, Lao Tomato Xin, Xiaomeng and the others followed up with a tacit understanding, so Cheng Yi's solo singing turned into a chorus of six people.

The sound is deafening, wolves cry and ghosts howl, hysterical, everyone sings his own song.

"Listen to me and say thank you. Thanks to you, the world is more beautiful~"

"I want to thank you, because with you, love is always in my heart."

After a while, the six people stopped.

Auntie: "Have you finished singing?"

Cheng Yi: "I'm done singing."

Aunt: "I think we can go?"

Cheng Yi: "Mom, walk slowly!"

A certain fantasy: "Auntie comes here often!"

Xin Xiaomeng: "Auntie, let's have a drink!"

Before anyone could finish speaking, the aunt ran away at Liu Xiang's 100-meter hurdle speed and disappeared!

Seeing that speed made Su Bingtian heartbroken and Bolt shed tears.]

The expressions on everyone's faces at this time were very subtle.

I don’t know what other people think, but when Cheng Yi watched this segment, his toes were already digging at the ground like crazy. He wished he could get into the video and hack the person in it to death!

How could you, how could you do such a shameful thing?

However, he also breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Well, how about we apologize?"

Lao Tomato looked at the camera: "I have to apologize. When we were choosing a location, we just wanted to find an outdoor place, but we didn't consider that being drunk might cause trouble to other people."

"Yes!" Cheng Yi added, "Fortunately, we didn't do anything outrageous to Auntie, but it was too late for us to do anything outrageous.

So I solemnly apologize to my aunt and all the viewers in front of the video.

However, this is also our purpose for shooting this video. Before shooting the video, each of us was full of confidence and thought that when we were drunk, we would be very quiet and would not cause trouble. But we didn’t expect that we would become like this when we were drunk.

!

Taking us as an example, this shows that we don’t understand ourselves when we are drunk at all, and it is difficult for us to control our behavior after we are drunk.

Therefore, the gentlemen in the audience in front of the video take us as a warning not to drink too much and not to be confident in your own juices.

If you are really drunk, just stay at home and don't go out."

"Okay, let's continue watching. But I have to say thank you to my aunt. It's really embarrassing."

"Yeah, it was a bit of a scratchy sound."

"My scalp is numb!"

"Let's have a party, let's have a party, I can't stand it anymore!"

(End of chapter)