The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 450 I gathered together seven of the top 100 video recordings of human drunken behavior 6

[Cheng Yi: "Then Mouhuan's songwriting task is over, who's next? BOY has to go back to the hotel to edit the video, Xiaomeng has to go back to the hotel to shoot the video, Tomato has to go home to cook, what kind of task does Xiaohua have?

With?"

Hua Shaobei opened his eyes with confusion, but still had a trace of reason: "I don't have any tasks today, I'm going home to celebrate the New Year~ la la la la~"

Huaxia BOY curled his lips: "Tsk~ Let's shout together, Hua Shaobei, you are so stupid!"

Everyone: "Hua Shaobei, shameless!"]

"BOY!", Hua Shaobei punched Huaxia BOY's biceps with a small fist.

Huaxia BOY explained in exaggerated pain:

"We all have a mission, but you don't have a mission, so you are the worst! Ahhhh, okay, okay, I was wrong, Brother Beizi! I dare not say anything to you anymore!"

Hua Shaobei: "Humph, let me go for now!"

"Snapped--"

Watching continues.

[Cheng Yi shouted: "Then complete my task first and shoot a small theater! Afeng, give me the camera. From now on, I am the director. All of you, get up and work. I have the final say now."

!”

"I can't get up, I'm so drunk!" This was Mou Huanjun. He just drank half a bottle of liquor and couldn't get up anymore.

"Wocao, I'm a little dizzy." This is Huaxia Boy. His face is as red as a monkey's butt.

"Brother Cheng, I can't do it anymore, I really can't do it anymore." This is Hua Shaobei, lying on the ground acting coquettishly.

"Ah? What Remy Ma?", this is Tomato, and he has already experienced auditory hallucinations.

"I salute everyone! Let's sing together to plant the sun, and we will be happy when we plant the sun!" This is when Xin Xiaomeng suddenly started talking nonsense.

Cheng Yi continued to put pressure: "What are you doing? Did you get into trouble by drinking?"

Hua Shaobei sat up suddenly, pointing to the sky and the ground: "Drinking will never cause trouble!"]

Cheng Yi: "Okay, Xiaohua has a great sense of justice!"

Hua Shaobei proudly gave himself a thumbs up: "Yes, you have a sense of justice!"

Cheng Yi: "I think the person who caused the most trouble here is Xiao Meng."

Seeing that the flames of war were not on him, Huaxia BOY also blamed Xin Xiaomeng: "Yeah, why are you running around everywhere!"

Mou Huanjun also added insult to injury: "It interferes with the filming progress, like an animal."

Xin Xiaomeng, who was criticized by everyone, felt very aggrieved: "I don't know, I have no impression at all~"

Cheng Yi still felt a little sorry for Xin Xiaomeng and helped her out: "Keep watching."

He seemed to have completely forgotten that he was the one who started the conversation.

In the video, after a "humanity is completely defeated" type of arrangement, several drunkards were finally organized by Cheng Yi.

Cheng Yi is the director, Huaxia Boy is the supporting actor, Hua Shaobei is the first male lead, Lao Tomato is the second male lead, and Mouhuan and Xin Xiaomeng have no roles.

For this reason, while watching the video, Xin Xiaomeng also complained to Cheng Yi outside the court. Cheng Yi had a verbal battle with her and persuaded her with his superb eloquence.

A certain Huan has no objection, because in the video he has already begun to spit out rainbows (referring to mosaics) while holding on to the street trees.

He was also the first among the six to lose, so he was ridiculed crazily by several people, including Zhou Hengfeng.

[Cheng Yi: "We are shooting one scene at a time. The first is the scene between BOY and Xiaohua. The two of you stand on the roadside and play the role of two people quarreling. What follows is what I said. Don't interrupt."

"BOY, your first line is, I fuck your uncle!"]

Cheng Yi pressed the space bar with a snap and couldn't bear to stare: "Fuck!"

Huaxia BOY was stunned: "What the hell? I'm going to fuck your uncle, Brother Cheng. Isn't this video too elegant?"

"To be honest, I don't take the review seriously at all." Lao Tomato said.

Hua Shaobei asked: "Brother Cheng, you didn't plan to let us shoot this kind of video from the beginning, did you?"

Cheng Yi said helplessly: "Of course not, I originally wanted to shoot Dodge Shake."

Xin Xiaomeng blinked: "Boss, when are you going to dodge?"

Cheng Yi: "Forget it, just dodge and shake and take the picture later. Now let's see what I took."

[Cheng Yi: "Then Xiaohua you said 'What did you say', then BOY you continued to repeat 'I fuck you uncle', Xiaohua you said 'Wait, you wait', BOY you said 'I'm right here'

Wait, what's going on? I'll fuck you, uncle.' Then Xiaohua, you turned around, pretended to get through the phone, and said to the phone, 'Grandpa, come here.'"]

Huaxia BOY: “6!”

Lao Tomato: “Although it’s quite perverted, there’s something about it.”

Hua Shaobei: "Brother Cheng, I didn't expect that you like to shoot this kind of video."

Xin Xiaomeng: "I'm so excited, boss, you've been exposed!"

Cheng Yi: "."

Are you so happy that I exposed you?

He suddenly remembered that this seemed to be the content of a video he had watched in his previous life.

But he forgot which UP host took the photo. It seemed that the UP host was just for sex. Unexpectedly, he restored it after he was drunk.

This is engraved into the "DNA".

Mou Huanjun: "This can't be broadcast, right? How can you film such a thing!"

Cheng Yi was also a little embarrassed, but it was absolutely impossible for him to admit his mistakes.

I saw that he was so stubborn that he even responded to a certain fantasy king and said: "Hey~ This is a very normal group! Look, look!"

Next, in the video, Cheng Yi began to organize Hua Shaobei and Huaxia BOY to shoot the first scene.

I just didn't expect that in just a few sentences, neither of them could film it well. They filmed it four or five times. The most outrageous thing is that the lines of the two people were different every time.

[Cheng Yi: "Emotions, the most important thing is to have the right emotions. BOY, when you say 'I fuck your uncle', you must be fierce and ferocious. The next step is to hit someone. Come on, come on, do it all over again."

"

Huaxia BOY: "Hua Shaobei (added by myself), I will fuck your uncle!"

Hua Shaobei: "The surname Wang (added by myself), you say it again (original version: what did you say)!

Huaxia BOY: "I want (no 'want') to fuck your uncle."

Hua Shaobei: "Give me the last two words!"]

"???"* Seven faces were confused, including Hua Shaobei.

"Before watching this video, I didn't expect you to be so perverted, Brother Beizi."

"Hua Shaobei, I can't say now."

In the video, Cheng Yi is also educating Hua Shaobei.

[Cheng Yi: "Xiaohua, a normal person, if someone scolds you on the street, 'I'm so stupid to you,' your normal reaction should be to scold me back!"

Or ask back to scare him, do you have any moral sense of right and wrong?

No one told him to remove the last two words. As a man, how would you feel if he did this to you by removing the last two words?"

Hua Shaobei replied: "I'm so happy."

Mou Huanjun: "He is a little happy."

Cheng Yi: “But our current characters won’t be happy!”

Hua Shaobei suddenly realized: "Ah~"

Cheng Yi: "You are a pervert, but your character is a normal person. Although he will ask his uncle to come later, he just has a different way of thinking and mistakenly thinks that the man who scolded him is making a wish to him, or asking his uncle to come.

Counterattack, but it doesn't mean that he likes men and is a pervert. Can you play it?"

Hua Shaobei: "I can act, I can act! Very well."

Cheng Yi: "Okay, let's spend some time together."]

Cheng Yi looked at Hua Shaobei: "Look, my analysis in the video is quite accurate. You are a pervert, but if you play a normal person, your acting skills will be a big test."

Mou Huanjun: "Pfft ha ha ha or!"

Tomato: "Hahahaha!"

Huaxia BOY: "Do you accept it?"

At this time, Hua Shaobei was confused by the double emotions in and out of the video, and the CPU in his brain was overheated:

"Ah? Really?"

Cheng Yi: "Really, I specially arranged a contrasting role for you in the video, which shows that I am still okay in the video."

[Cheng Yi: "Keep going."

Huaxia BOY: "Hua Shaobei, I will fuck you!"

Hua Shaobei: "What did you say?"

Huaxia BOY: "I said I want to fuck your uncle!"

Hua Shaobei: "What about me?"

Cheng Yi: "Stuck!!!"]

"Hahahahahaha!" was heard in the hotel room.

A certain fantasy: "If Brother Cheng hadn't yelled at me, I don't know what other dirty words you would have said!"

Hua Shaobei's eyes flickered: "I, I really don't remember."

Huaxia BOY: "Can you explain it clearly if I don't remember it? Don't touch me, you are not allowed to touch me for the next two months! I will beat you if I touch you!"

Cheng Yi: "Explain it, I'll give you a chance to explain."

A certain fantasy: “I don’t know how to explain it?”

Hua Shaobei: “This is too obvious”

In the video, six people were also silenced by Hua Shaobei.

[Cheng Yi bit his lower lip, like a teacher looking at a hopelessly poor student and unable to open his mouth.

After a long while, Cheng Yi said: "What are your lines? Tell me what your lines are? You play a person with a normal orientation. Now, although he betrayed his uncle, his own orientation is normal!"]

Mou Huanjun: "He can't play a normal person!"

Lao Tomato: "He has to deliberately pretend to be a normal person."

Hua Shaobei: "I really drank too much!"

[Cheng Yi: "You are a normally oriented man now, but you can't act in just two lines? Don't act like your true self. I know you are GAY!"]

Hua Shaobei pressed the pause button: "Hey, Brother Cheng, is this allowed to be said?"

Cheng Yi: "Hahahaha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but you can't act well in one or two sentences, and you still say you're a normal person?"

Hua Shaobei: "You drank too much! How about you do it again now?"

Huaxia BOY: "I'll fuck your uncle!"

Hua Shaobei: "I'll fuck you, uncle!"

He spread his hands and said, "Look, I behave very normally, right? This is what a normal man should say, right?"

Six people: "Really? Are you sure?"

[Cheng Yi: “I’m going to tell you about the play now, because it’s a short piece with an O. Henry ending, and the beginning is very normal.

When someone says that they are cheating on you, they don’t really mean that. They are insulting you and insulting your relatives. At this time, you should be angry with a hint of questioning, and you should say ‘What did you say!’, which means

Ask him if he dares to say it again!

Don’t understand this literally, and don’t think about what to do with yourself? Do you understand? You are a normal person now. Do it again, and finish filming and move on to the second segment.”

Hua Shaobei slapped his face, trying to wake himself up, and turned his head and muttered to himself: "I am a normal person, I am a normal person, I am a normal person~"]

"Brother Beizi is hypnotizing himself into being a normal person."

"I'm laughing to death. Hua Shaobei will be finished if this video is posted."

However, although everyone was laughing, Hua Shaobei's effect of hypnotizing himself was still good. The video finally finished shooting the first segment and started to enter the second segment.

[Cheng Yi: "Now enter the second paragraph. Boy, it's none of your business now. You're on stage now, Tomato. I'll talk about your lines for you two."

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(End of chapter)