The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 451 I gathered together seven of the top 100 video recordings of human drunken behavior.

[Cheng Yi: "Tomato, you play a psychiatrist, Xiaohua, you play a 'normal person' who comes for psychological counseling."

Cheng Yi emphasized the word "normal person" very seriously.

Cheng Yi: “First of all, I also divided this part into two shots.

The first shot is from entering the door to sitting down, during which there is communication and price inquiry. The second shot is of two people sitting for psychological diagnosis and treatment.

In the first scene, Xiaohua, the first thing you said when you came up was, "Is this a psychological clinic?", Tomato replied, "Yes, I am." Xiaohua, you continued, "I have a lot of troubles that I want to talk about recently," Tomato replied.

'Our charging standard here is 100 per minute'.

After Xiaohua heard the price, he was so scared that he ran away. At this time, Tomato, you wanted to stop him and use an animation technique to grab his shoulder. The flesh on his face and arms were trembling, indicating that you

I am trying very hard to retain him.

Then tell him, "The price is negotiable." Xiaohua, you say, "One piece per minute," and then, Tomato, you kick him to the ground.

Remember, it's not a real kick, it's a fake kick. Don't get drunk and take the opportunity to retaliate against Hua Shao Beang, and then Xiaohua, you lie on the ground.

Finally, Tomato, you lift Xiaohua up from the ground and say how about ten yuan. Xiaohua, you say deal, and then the scene ends.

Did I make it clear?"]

After being trained by Cheng Yi, Hua Shaobei was already very good at using Lao Tomato. The filming of this clip went quite smoothly.

But when filming Hua Shaobei lying on the ground, the camera panned up from the ground and discovered a pile of dog feces on the ground.

A certain fantasy: "Shit!"

Tomato: "Hahaha!"

Xin Xiaomeng: "Hey, why is this like this!"

Huaxia BOY:: "Feng, you can't do this job properly!"

Zhou Hengfeng: "Sorry, sorry."

However, regarding the issue of shit, everyone casually complained about it and then dismissed it without paying much attention to it.

Next, the second half of the small theater directed by Cheng Yi in the video was also captured.

[Hua Shaobei: "I've been under too much pressure recently and have a lot of worries."

Lao Tomato: “What problems have you encountered recently?”

Hua Shaobei: “Psychologists’ fees are too high.”

Tomato: "5 yuan."

Hua Shaobei: "Thank you, I feel much better."]

"Snapped!"

Cheng Yi pointed at himself in the video and boasted:

"How's it going? I can still produce a good plot when I'm drunk, right? In this place, the foreshadowing of the high fees for psychiatrists is taken back. It shows that this place is structured!"

Hua Shaobei: "Brother Cheng is awesome!"

Xin Xiaomeng: "The boss is so strong!"

Lao Tomato, Mouhuan, and Huaxia BOY also had to admit: "There is indeed something."

[Lao Tomato: "From now on, we must trust each other and cannot lie. Do you understand?"

Hua Shaobei: "Understood."

Lao Tomato: "Have you had any sex in the past week?"]

"Kakaka!" Lao Tomato quickly stopped, "I take back what I said before, Cheng Yi, you are good at taking pictures when you are drunk, but you are also really perverted!"

"Pornographic films are already here, wouldn't the next step be to show them directly in the video? Is that still far away from starring in real people?"

"I never know how to set up a character, I just do whatever I want in life!", a certain Huanjun used Cheng Yi's original words to mock Cheng Yi when he was feeling bad.

Cheng Yi's mouth skills MAX:

"What's wrong with pornographic films? I don't think there's anything to ban pornographic films. They must be blocked. After all, they exist objectively in our real life. Whether you mention it or not, it's there.

Our videos must faithfully reflect the world, as long as we don’t hold an attitude of admiration. EMMMM, right?”

When talking about the latter part, Cheng Yi also felt a little guilty, but he felt that he should not be so, so he quickly convinced himself and said decisively:

"Yes, that's right, I'm just criticizing! Keep watching, keep watching!"

[Hua Shaobei: "Um, no."

Tomato: "Are you sure?"

Hua Shaobei: "Is this important?"

Lao Tomato: "I need to confirm whether you are honest."

Hua Shaobei: "I've seen it."

Lao Tomato: "A few."

Hua Shaobei: "There are quite a few, maybe three or four a day."

Lao Tomato: "Is that so much? Generally you can only watch one piece of software a day, so have you signed up for a membership?"

Hua Shaobei: "No, I have two mobile phones and two apps, which means I can watch four movies for free a day."]

"Kakaka!" Lao Tomato said sternly, "I feel dirty when these lines come out of my mouth, Cheng Yi! You also said that you don't have an attitude of admiration, you understand too well, right?

"

"Isn't this admiration? Isn't this admiration?"

"I understand, I understand so well, I understand so well!"

A certain fantasy: "We need to stay away from this person, this person will teach us bad things!"

Cheng Yi only felt countless invisible slaps slapping his face crazily.

A slap in the face, such a slap in the face!

Hua Shaobei patted Cheng Yi on the shoulder: "Brother Cheng, if it doesn't work out, find a girlfriend!"

Xin Xiaomeng gave Hua Shaobei an angry compliment in his heart, and then looked at Cheng Yi with his big eyes blinking, as if to say: Look at me, look at me, look at me!

However, Cheng Yi did not notice Xin Xiaomeng's little movements. He explained to the camera:

"As a short video shooter, it's not too much to learn more about it, right? In fact, I wanted to use my official account to talk about the poison of Xiao Baga's educational film on our country's youth, so I went deep behind enemy lines...

Forget it, I can’t make it up anymore, I’m sorry, I apologize! I’m a pervert! Keep reading, I’ll finish it early!”

[Lao Tomato: "Which teacher are you looking at?"

Hua Shaobei: "Teacher Momotani and Teacher Mikami."

Lao Tomato: "I like Asuka-sensei's one."

A certain Huan, who was lying next to the corpse, suddenly sat up and shouted:

"I like Mr. Maple Blossom, Mr. Hashimoto, Mr. Ohashi, Mr. Fukada, Mr. Momono, and Mr. Akari"]

Cheng Yi pressed the pause button, then looked at Lao Mouhuan with a subtle look:

"No, without your lines, you would have answered the question, right? And why don't you give me the name of the dish??"

"Hahahahaha! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

“Say the name of the dish×Show the name of the flower√!”

"6!"

Tomato's head was almost buried in the ground at this time.

Cheng Yi: "Xiao Huan, Xuan Huan, you were the most fun when you mocked me just now, right? You still have the nerve to tell me, come on, apologize to the camera! Admit that you are a pervert!"

A certain fantasy said to the camera half-heartedly: "I'm sorry, I'm a pervert."

Cheng Yi: "Be sincere and speak louder."

A certain fantasy: "I'm sorry, I'm a pervert!!!"

Huaxia BOY and Hua Shaobei were almost laughing. They didn't expect this video to be so exciting. They were slapped in the face repeatedly in just one minute.

[Cheng Yi: "Xuanhuan, don't interrupt, don't slow down the program!"

A certain fantasy: "Oh~"

After he said oh, he leaned against the wall and stared in confusion.

Cheng Yi: "Start from the beginning and shoot again."

Lao Tomato: "I like Teacher Asuka."

Hua Shaobei: "Why did you suddenly start chatting with me?"

Lao Tomato: "What I want to say is that she is very similar to my wife."

Hua Shaobei: "It's good to have such a beautiful wife.

Lao Tomato: “My wife also likes to have sex with me while I’m at work.”]

Huaxia Boy slapped the table and laughed wildly: "Hahahaha, Cheng Yi, you are such a genius, and this copywriting is so damn funny."

"Indeed! It's wonderful!"

Lao Tomato and others have to admit that although this copywriting is not very serious, it is indeed quite exquisite. Lao Tomato boasts that he should not be able to come up with such wonderful copywriting.

Should I say that I am worthy of Cheng Yi?

You know, this was written after he was drunk! It's not the one he planned to shoot in the first place!

When you are so creative after being drunk, how perfect was your initial preparation for filming?

Brother X is so scary!

[Hua Shaobei: "So you want to use this to show that you are also honest?"

Lao Tomato: "No, this way I can make more money."

Hua Shaobei: "Nah! So can we start?"

Lao Tomato: “Excuse me——”

Cheng Yi: "Hey, Xiao Meng!"

While filming, suddenly a foot wearing white socks and white calves kicked towards Cheng Yi. Fortunately, Cheng Yi dodged quickly, otherwise he would have stuffed it in his mouth. However, even so, the camera also fell to the ground.

The screen shook for a while.]

Outside the video, people criticized Xin Xiaomeng harshly.

"What are you doing?"

"Disrupt the set!"

Xin Xiaomeng: "I'm drunk, and I don't want to delay you~"

"It means you don't know anything anymore, right?"

Xin Xiaomeng: "I really don't know anymore~"

"But you keep doing it there!"

Cheng Yi smoothed things over for her and said:

"This is indeed a bit delayed, but the effect of your show is coming out. It is finished but not completely finished. Keep watching!"

[Lao Tomato: "There is no drama for you. Please step aside. Can you cooperate with us in the drama? Ah Feng, please drag her to a certain fantasy."

Zhou Hengfeng: "Okay!"]

Next, the video showed Zhou Hengfeng dragging Xin Xiaomeng. He grabbed Xin Xiaomeng's wrist and dragged him from the ground to the side of Mouhuan.

Xin Xiaomeng hit the enter key hard, then glared at Zhou Hengfeng and said, "I thought you were pretty good to me! We are in the same company!"

Zhou Hengfeng: "It's not bad."

Xin Xiaomeng pointed at himself on the screen and said aggrievedly: "How can you drag me like this? It's like dragging that pig. You're not drunk, but you are!"

Cheng Yi looked at Xin Xiaomeng: "Can't you stand it?"

Xin Xiaomeng remembered that he seemed to be the most violent person in the video, smiled sheepishly and said:

"Boss, I'm not targeting you. I thought Brother Feng and I were from the same company and he would take care of me."

Cheng Yi: "We both seem to be younger than you."

Xin Xiaomeng was speechless: "Then continue reading."

In the video, after everyone dragged Xin Xiaomeng aside, Cheng Yi continued to tell the story.

[Cheng Yi: "Next, Xiaohua, you have to talk about your mental state. For example, you want to lose weight but can't make up your mind. You want to go to bed early, but you can't control yourself from staying up late. Because the lines are too long, I won't set specific ones.

, you can play freely at this time, blah blah blah."

Cheng Yi handed the camera to Zhou Hengfeng. Logically speaking, Zhou Hengfeng should focus the camera on Cheng Yi at this time and continue filming the small theater. However, Zhou Hengfeng moved the camera to the grass.

And he is indeed not aimless.

I saw, under the camera, a sinful big hand picking up the dog poop on the grass, and then placed it on Xin Xiaomeng's open hand!

However, the owner of the hand was very smart and wrapped the dog feces in a leaf to prevent it from getting on his hands.

After putting it on, the owner of the hand pressed it hard.

The victim, Xin Xiaomeng, was as unaware as a dead pig.

Then, the camera moved upward along the sinister hand, revealing Mou Huan's face.

I saw a certain Huan's face filled with a snicker of a successful prank, and he laughed so hard that he lost his eyes.

The camera turned again, and in the distance, Cheng Yi was still chattering to Hua Shaobei and Lao Tomato, without paying any attention to what was going on here.

The two sides are like two worlds.]

"Ahhhhhh!!! I'm splitting!"

"I laughed so hard hahahaha!"

“Gift crab!!!”

"Xiaohuan, what are you doing!!!"

Xin Xiaomeng jumped up from the stool: "Xiao Huan, I'm going to kill you, ah ah ah ah, I'm not clean anymore!"

Seeing Xin Xiaomeng baring her teeth and claws, as if she was about to die with a certain illusion, Cheng Yi quickly grabbed her and advised:

"Xiao Meng, don't be like this, don't be like this, Xiao Meng, Mouhuan, what are you doing? Why don't you apologize quickly?!"

Mou Huanjun: "I'm sorry, Xiaomeng. I was really drunk this time. You know, otherwise I wouldn't have signed up for the flower name just now!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Xin Xiaomeng cried, "You're not drunk at all, you even wrap dog shit in tree leaves!"

Mou Huanjun clasped his hands together with an apologetic expression on his face: "I'm sorry, Xiao Meng, tell me what to do, and I will definitely do it! I will satisfy you whatever you ask for!"

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.I don’t want to do anything. I’m not clean anymore. From now on, people will say that I’m the UP master in the home dance area who grabs dog shit.”

Zhou Hengfeng couldn't help but said: "Xiao Meng, if you didn't say that, others might not call you that, but if you say that, the barrage will definitely fill the screen now."

Xin Xiaomeng: "Zhou Hengfeng, you still have the nerve to talk! What grudge do I have against you?

Aren't you a security officer?

You obviously discovered it the first time, you discovered it when Mr. Mouhuan was playing with shit!

But not only did you not stop me, you also filmed the whole process!

You are good at taking pictures!

First, take a close-up shot to capture what is happening. The owner of the hand is not included in the shot, leaving enough suspense. Then the camera follows the hand and takes a shot. You are very good at moving the camera!

Then take a medium shot and take a picture of the reaction of the boss and the others, you, you, you, you obviously did it on purpose, you obviously had a lot of fun! Woo woo woo~

I’m the only one hurting!”

Lao Tomato burst into laughter. He was amused by Xin Xiaomeng's words.

"And you, Lao Tomato! You still laugh!" Xin Xiaomeng pointed at Lao Tomato's nose again, "The first one I hate is a certain Huan, the second one is Zhou Hengfeng, and the third one is you!

"

"Me? What's wrong with me?"

"You were the one who asked Zhou Hengfeng to drag me to a certain fantasy!"

"Ah this." Lao Tomato couldn't refute.

"Boss, give me a hug and ask for comfort. Woo hoo hoo, you are the best to me. They are all bad guys!"

Xin Xiaomeng turned around and threw herself into Cheng Yi's arms.

"Hey, stop crying. Can I let the three of them apologize to you?"

As he spoke, Cheng Yi grabbed the sleeve of Xin Xiaomeng's right hand and removed her right hand from his waist.

Xin Xiaomeng blinked and looked at Cheng Yi, crying even louder:

"Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm not clean anymore, boss, you dislike me, oh, oh, oh!"

(End of chapter)