The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 499 'The Most Invincible Cengfan in History Challenges Me to Bring Zhou Conclusion

Chapter 499 "The most invincible cheating in history challenges me to take Zhou Junjuan to Lin Jun's family to cheat! Second issue" 3

The scene changed and Cheng Yi and Zhou Jun got into the car.

In the car, the camera focused on Zhou Jielun and Cheng Yi, and Cheng Yi suddenly pointed out the window.

His sudden move shocked Lu Jia who was watching the video.

"Wow! Brother Jaylen, look outside. There are posters of the two of us everywhere! They are on the car! There are also posters on the walls of the building!"

All I could see outside the car window and the traffic coming and going were the covers of the previous issue’s meal challenge.

Lu Jia immediately laughed when he saw p's outrageous and poor texture technology.

Do you dare to be more fake?

【I almost believed it】

["No trace of PS"]

【Is it awkward?】

[It is well known that videos cannot be p-ed, so it is true]

Zhou concluded: "Ah? Is there one? I didn't see it!"

Cheng Yi: "It doesn't matter, I will do it later!"

Zhou concluded: "Oh~ so the section just now will be cut, right?"

Cheng Yi said: "Ah, yes, yes!"

Zhou Junjue immediately shouted exaggeratedly: "Wow, they are everywhere, these two people are so popular, they are so cool!"

[Hahahahaha, laugh to death at Jay Chou’s blunt acting skills]

["I can cut it!"]

【Ha ha ha ha】

[Chou is stupid]

[After filming the Cengfan Challenge, Jay Chou’s IQ plummeted]

At this time, at Zhou's home, Kunling and Zhou were also watching this video.

Seeing this, Kun Ling couldn't hold himself any longer, and Zhou Jun's face darkened.

The fat on his face trembled, and he was very angry: "No, I promised to cut it off? It makes me look like a dork!"

Kunling held her stomach and laughed like a big shrimp: "Hahahaha, hubby, you have been fooled again!"

Zhou concluded: "I'm so angry!"

"Hahahaha!" Kunling looked at her fat husband and smiled more and more cheerfully.

Cheng Yi: "It's really outrageous. Last time I went to New York, I saw that Times Square was full of big screens."

Zhou concluded: "What a coincidence? I saw it on the Oriental Pearl Tower."

【Search notices】

【Globally Wanted】

【Jianghu J Killing Order】

[Hahahahahaha J Sha Ling made me laugh so hard]

【driver:?】

【Class A war criminal】

【Your notoriety is unknown to everyone from Ireland to Khitan】

[Hahahaha I have never seen such a shameless person]

【grass】

Cheng Yi: "Real fire, these two people are real fire."

Zhou concluded: "He is simply a superstar!"

[Wait a minute, aren’t you the King of Superstars? 】

Lu Jia also wanted to say, yes!

Aren't you the king of superstars? Why, you got yourself involved in a joke?

Cheng Yi: "Brother Jaylen, it seems like you are a superstar."

Zhou concluded: "Well, I discovered it too."

[or or or or or]

【Big Fool Jay Chou】

[Red and fiery, in a trance]

[It’s so fun for the two of them to connect and create new memes]

After getting off the car, Cheng Yi said to the camera: "Brother Jaylen and I will go find a place to buy souvenirs first."

In the supermarket, Zhou Junjun pointed to a huge king crab and asked: "Is this good? A whole king crab."

【Gift Crab】

Zhou concluded: "Can we also have this Boston lobster?"

【Fresh seafood】

[This is called bringing your own ingredients]

[Why are the funds becoming increasingly insufficient?]

Zhou concluded: "One thousand and fifty?! Forget it! Junjie doesn't like it!"

【So considerate】

[Lin Junjie: Please turn on voice communication]

[Lin Junjie: No, I like it]

Hahahaha, Lu Jiale is broken. He felt something was wrong just now. Why did he give away king crab and Boston lobster?

Cheng Yi and Jay Chou's shamelessness is obviously not their style!

This is the right thing to do now!

It really scared me to death. I thought Cheng Yi and Zhou Jun had collapsed!

Fortunately, no, I am still shameless as usual.

In the video, Cheng Yi was talking nonsense seriously:

"Yes, I heard that Brother Junjie likes to play games, so I think his schedule may not be good. Buy more green leafy vegetables to supplement it, which can clear the liver and improve eyesight, right?"

[Low EQ: too expensive, high EQ: buy vegetables]

Zhou Judgment strongly agrees: "What you said is right. It's definitely not because the king crab is expensive."

[Emphasis added: I definitely think the king crab is too expensive]

[You know how to draw the key points]

Cheng Yi: "Absolutely not!"

Zhou concluded: "Yes, but we feel that the king crab is too cheap and not sincere. How about we get something more expensive?"

【"Too cheap"】

【Too cheap×Too cheap for them√】

[Chinese characters are broad and profound]

【Nothing anecdote】

[It’s so successful]

【Cheng Yi Laman】

Cheng Yi: "That's necessary! It's very expensive!"

Zhou concluded: "This spinach is very expensive!"

["Spinach is very expensive"]

Cheng Yi: "And this leek."

Zhou concluded: "This milk cabbage."

Cheng Yi: "Wait a minute, brother Jie Lun, isn't this milk cabbage a bit too expensive? It costs ten yuan a pound! How about buying more spinach?"

[Too expensive - refers to ten yuan a pound]

[Hahahaha, that’s too stingy]

[The whole venue is green, healthy and refreshing]

【《9.8》】

At this time, the camera focused on Jay Chou's hand, giving a close-up of his micro-movements. He picked it up and put it down, put it down and picked it up again, with a hint of pain in his voice: "It should be done! After all, it should be done."

Why don’t you go to someone’s home to be a guest?”

This performance is truly amazing, it makes everyone sad when they see it and sheds tears when they hear it.

Cheng Yi: "It's really sincere~"

【"should"】

【tears】

[He cried to death, I really did]

[Send goose feathers for thousands of miles]

【Full of fun】

Finally, after the two of them finished choosing their dishes, when they were checking out, the video showed a close-up of the price: 30.00!

[I thought I got the price wrong, so I came back and looked at it again]

【Too expensive=30】

[Save a big life, hahahaha, it’s not even a hundred]

[Wow, I actually bought so much! It’s really a waste of money]

[I bought a green belt]

[Lunzi, Chengzi, what are you doing? That’s too polite!]

Combined with the barrage, the scene where Cheng Yi and Zhou Jielun were shopping for groceries was a direct cry to Lu Jiaxiao. They could do so many tricks to buy groceries. It can only be said that Cheng Yi and Zhou Jielun are worthy of it!

Moreover, Lu Jia discovered that there was a magical chemical reaction between Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjue.

It was not obvious in the first issue, but it is very prominent in this issue. It is like two long-term friends, they have the same mind. One person wants to make a living, and the other person can react immediately and fight quickly.

Cooperate.

how to say?

There is a sense of humor in which people work together in collusion, become friends with others, force good people into prostitution, act recklessly, and lose all conscience!

Walking out of the supermarket, Cheng Yi:

"When the last video was released, we saw some comments saying that it was awkward for us to go to other people's homes and that our toes were dug out of the five bedrooms and one living room. Today, we are going to give the audience the feeling of being a social nerd!"

[Laughing to death, I created an Empire State Building]

[Nonsense, obviously embarrassing the entire galaxy]

[If you don’t embarrass me, what am I looking at? I just want this embarrassment]

[Go to them to collect rent]

【You will be very happy when you see others being embarrassed】

[Remember this social awesomeness syndrome]

Zhou concluded: "Yes, we are very relaxed today and treat it as our own home!"

Cheng Yi: "As soon as I walk in, how about giving Brother Junjie a slap in the face? When I walk in, I say: Come on, Xiaojie, let's cook!"

【Happy】

【You can forget it】

【How can I say this to be ironic?】

【Getting excited】

[The bragging session begins again]

[Don’t be shy if you wait a moment?]

Zhou concluded: "Okay! Lin Junjie, waiting for us, is here!"

Cheng Yi: "Here we come!"

【See what is a black hand】

[Designate to eat juice without you.mp4]

[You guys wait for me, I’ll fucking do it]

[Captain Shamat, we are coming to Shenyang station!]

[The god of death is coming to collect people]

[Only two people who dare to show off to the camera]

Cheng Yi: "What's going on? Why doesn't Xiaojie come down to pick us up?"

Zhou concluded: "I'm a little angry now. I'll lose my temper later!"

Cheng Yi: "Send it directly! If you don't give us face, the matter is very serious!"

Next, the scene changed and Cheng Yi only saw the people upstairs. Cheng Yi whispered softly: "Hey, is Brother Junjie at home?"

Seeing this, Lu Jia laughed until she croaked, hahahaha!

Absolutely!

What if you just lose your temper as promised?

What about the promised show of force?

ah?

Why are you so cowardly?

This slap in the face was so fast that Lu Jia was unable to prevent it.

[Showing authority: knocking on the door softly]

["Getting angry directly"]

["Go in and treat yourself as your own home"]

【In seconds】

Zhou Junjue held up the camera and complained: "Look, what did you say downstairs just now? How did it become like this now? The transformation from being arrogant to being respectful is so fast! I deeply despise it!"

Lin Junjie: "Who?"

Zhou Jujuan (with a flattering face): "Ajie, it's me, your good friend Jujuan!"

【"Your Best Friend Conclusion"】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no

["The transformation from being arrogant to being respectful is so fast"]

["I deeply despise it"]

[Didn’t you really introduce yourself just now?]

[Program effect explodes]

[Hahahahaha, I was having diarrhea in the toilet and made me laugh so hard]

【2333333】

[Head fell off]

Lu Jia is willing to call the scene just now the hand of God, the famous scene in this issue!

So fucking fun!

Originally, Jay Chou was still mocking Cheng Yi. His expression and tone were so righteous and stern, and he was so eager to force Cheng Yi to draw a clear line and create an upright image of himself!

As a result, Lin Junjie's "who" sentence was instantly exposed!

"who?"

"Ajie, it's me, your good friend who has concluded!"

Hahahaha! Fun!

The clown is actually me and you!

In the video at this time, Cheng Yi’s confused expression is his face!

Zhou Junjue also seemed to feel a little embarrassed, he touched his nose and coughed.

Next, Lin Junjie appeared in the camera.

In the video, Cheng Yi also thoughtfully added an introduction to Lin Junjie:

Lin Junjie, male Chinese pop singer, walking CD, king of golden songs, Lin Sansui, wig version of Guo Donglin.

[Hahahaha, what the hell is the wig version of Guo Donglin?]

[Cheng Yi is so damaged hahaha]

【GodTM wig version Guo Donglin!!!】

[But the more I think about it, the more I think about it]

【JJ is so handsome】

【Ahhhhhh JJ!】

【Don’t be embarrassed challenge starts now】

[Attention, this man’s name is Xiaoshuai!]

Lin Junjie: "Conclusion, long time no see."

Zhou concluded: "Long time no see."

Lin Junjie: "Who is this?"

Cheng Yi: "My name is Cheng Yi, I am a friend of Jay Chou, and I came here to shoot a video with you today!"

[Hahaha, Cheng Yi has to introduce himself every time. He really doesn’t have any standing in front of veteran singers like Lin Junjie and Wang Xinling who have been famous for a long time.]

Although Lu Jia is a loyal fan of Cheng Yi, he still agrees with this barrage. In front of established celebrities, Cheng Yi is really not good enough as an internet celebrity.

If he hadn't been with Zhou Junjie, Lin Junjie wouldn't have cared about him.

But this is normal. After all, Cheng Yi is now broadening the boundaries of the short video field. If in the short video field, Cheng Yi is known to everyone. There are tens of thousands of UP owners across the X site, and everyone knows Cheng Yi.

of.

But as Cheng Yi takes more and more photos in the rice challenge and gets to know more and more celebrities, maybe he won't need to introduce himself anymore.

No, there is no "maybe".

Lu Jia believed in Cheng Yi's talent. He believed that as long as Cheng Yi didn't do anything fancy, didn't violate the rules, and acted steadily, there would come a time:

As an internet celebrity, reach celebrity status.

Lin Junjie: "Then you come in first."

As soon as the scene changed, Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjie had entered Lin Junjie's home.

I saw five or six people in the living room, working with some equipment. When Zhou Junjue and Cheng Yi came in, they all looked over.

Lu Jia thought about it and guessed their identities. They should be the staff who recorded songs for Lin Junjie.

[Good guy, this scene is already terrifying! 】

【What kind of underworld scene is this】

[Ah ah ah, it’s like a scene from a nightmare. I go to the house of a familiar person and are surrounded by strangers. Who would understand! 】

[Sisters, I really understand! This is how we celebrate the New Year]

[Please don’t ask me how old I am or if I have a job, please]

Cheng Yi's nervousness is visible to the naked eye in the video, and Lu Jia is even embarrassed for him

"Well, my name is Cheng Yi, hello, hello, you guys are busy with your work! Thank you for your hard work, hard work."

"Hey, good!"

"OK!"

"No hard work, no hard work!"

【I'm digging, but I can't dig anymore】

【"Thanks for your hard work"】

[The sense of immersion is so strong that I don’t dare to look at it anymore]

[Help, this perspective is too deadly]

[The scalp is numb, the whole body is numb, and goosebumps are also numbing]

Lin Junjie: "Conclusion, Xiaocheng, I'll record the song first. There's still a little left. After recording, we'll have dinner together."

Zhou concluded: "Okay!"

Cheng Yi: "Brother Junjie, go and do your work and don't worry about us."

【Brother Junjie is doing well】

【Kind Lin Junjie】

Wait until Lin Junjie leaves.

Next, strange perspectives began to appear on the screen.

In the background, Lin Junjie and a group of staff were busy, while Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjie were whispering and conspiring in front of the camera.

Looking at the two of them, they looked like they were doing something bad.

Lu Jia felt something was wrong. Why was the BGM "Whenever this song plays, you will either die or be injured" playing?

Filters are also on the rise!

Cheng Yi: "Brother Jaylen, it can't be done! This won't be effective as a show!"

Zhou concluded: "Yes, we said we would come to participate in the recording. We are not here just to earn a living. What's the point of sitting here?"

Cheng Yi: "Then let's go up and interrupt them now?"

["Don't disturb other people's normal life and work"]

Zhou concluded: "Isn't this bad? Will it affect other people's work?"

Cheng Yi: "Then let's do it randomly. If I win, we'll interrupt him and ask if he can take us to record a song together. If he loses, we'll just wait here and do nothing. How about that?"

Zhou concluded: "Okay!"

Cheng Yi* Zhou concluded: "The scissors carry the burden of the hammer——"

【Start singing】

【Death Replay】

【Two troublemakers】

[As soon as this song comes out, you will either die or be injured]

【Go to Gaoneng】

[Large toe construction site ahead]

【Welcome back】

In the video, there was a "clang", and Zhou Junjue's elbow knocked over the fruit plate on the coffee table. The entire scene turned gray, and the expressions of Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjun froze.

The busy staff suddenly turned their heads, like a disturbed zombie monster in a horror game.

Lu Jia felt his heart stop and he was so frightened that he trembled.

【Standard ending】

【I'm broken hahahaha】

[I was so scared that I paused]

【Are you two going to cause trouble for others? 】

[These two people are really convinced]

[I have only watched this paragraph a hundred million times]

【The child who did something wrong】

【Social Death Scene】

[It’s really enough hahahaha]

[I laughed out loud in the middle of the night]

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha escaped from the earth overnight】

[Hahahaha, you got into trouble, right?]

“Cough cough cough cough——”

Lu Jia almost vomited because she laughed too loudly.

He continued to read, and the reactions of Cheng Yi and Zhou Ding were so funny.

But he was also complaining crazily: Don’t think you can pretend you didn’t do it by lowering your head. Stop pretending to be an ostrich and quickly pick up the things on the ground for others!

Lin Junjie took off his headphones: "What happened?"

【What happened?】

[The only thing Lin Junjie did wrong was to agree to these two troublemakers to come and have a meal]

[Hahahaha, Zhou Juduan seems to be a 180-pound troublemaker who is afraid of being scolded]

【Feeling sorry for JJ】

Lin Junjie: "Conclusion? Small success?"

In the picture, Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjue are still autistic, poking around with their hands hidden at their waists.

Lu Jia laughed out loud. This was so dishonest!

However, the next scene made him squirt even more.

I saw, in full view of everyone, Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjuan used scissors and baggage hammer again.

puff--

Lu Jia was shocked. Of course he knew that the two of them were random again, but could randomness choose the occasion? Everyone is watching now!