The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 500 'The Most Invincible Cengfan in History Challenges Me to Bring Zhou Conclusion

Chapter 500 "The most invincible cheating in history challenges me to take Zhou Junjuan to Lin Jun's family to cheat! The second issue" 4

[I want to know how Lin Junjie feels now]

[Cheng Yi: I can’t make anyone crazy without me]

[JJ should be thinking about how to reject this psychopath]

[JJ’s brain is down]

【Randomly persecute a JJ】

Lin Junjie was stunned for a while before asking: "Can you also sing?"

Cheng Yi: "Brother Junjie, to be honest, I am also a singer."

【Do you still remember that you are a singer?】

[I have the nerve to say, how long has it been since you released a song? 】

[The singer who just released a few songs and talked about being banned from live broadcast]

"Emmmm, that's it." Lin Junjie looked back at his staff.

[Staff: Don’t look at us!]

【Afraid.jpg】

Lu Jia laughed to death. Lin Junjie's reaction was so funny, but the funnier thing is yet to come.

Lin Junjie: "Okay, then the three of us will try together?"

Lu Jia was shocked. No, did you really agree?

[Pfft—Cheng Yi really succeeded?!!!]

[Woo woo woo, shamelessness really works, family members]

[I understand and immediately go to battle with Deng Ziqi]

[Deng Ziqi: Don’t come over!!!]

[Damn, if I had known this, I might have become a famous singer]

[Reminder from the front row, you must at least really know how to sing]

【It’s so satisfying】

【JJ is so kind】

【JJ sadly lost a song】

Cheng Yi was proud: "Gentlemen in the audience, we have listened to another song!"

[Damn, this shameless guy is still acting nice after getting an advantage]

[It’s so shameless, woo woo, get down here and let me get up!!!]

[I understand, everyone doesn’t hate Cheng Yi, they hate themselves]

[Stay away from my idol, woo woo, what’s the difference between entering my idol’s lyrics and entering his body? 】

[This is a bit different, right? 】

[Unbelievable, what kind of NTR plot]

Lin Junjie: "Are you really a singer?"

Cheng Yi: "Haha, I have released a few songs."

Zhou concluded: "Not very famous."

["I have released a few songs"]

["Not Very Famous"]

Lin Junjie: "It's okay. Young people should work hard. Don't aim too high. From the beginning, you only think about becoming famous with a song, or your first song will be a hit. That doesn't exist. Keep working hard. You can do it."

【"One Song to Become Famous"】

["The capital city is a hit"]

【"That Does Not Exist"】

[Hahaha, JJ accidentally told the truth of the matter]

[The problem is that Cheng Yi really became famous with one song, and his song is also a hit!]

[Hahahaha I died laughing, JJ didn’t see that Cheng Yi was being modest, nor did he see that Jay Chou was joking]

[JJ hasn’t listened to music for a long time, right?]

[JJ probably didn’t expect Cheng Yi to be so outrageous]

Next, the screen turned and it was revealed that the song had been recorded. Apparently, Cheng Yi edited the recording of the song so as not to leak Lin Junjie's song.

But the audience and Lu Jia were not satisfied!

Are you treating us like outsiders?

[Release the clip of the song recording! Is this the traffic we lack? 】

【Yes, I second the proposal!】

[Your coins are gone]

[We still don’t know what songs the three of them recorded]

[I traveled back in time in 2023. Let me declare that the song has not been released in 2023]

[According to the regulations of the Space-Time Administration, you are not allowed to leave footprints in the past, and your travel license will be confiscated]

【If we fight, I want to see rivers of blood flow! 】

Cheng Yi: "Brother Junjie's voice is so nice. It's right to invite Brother Junjie to help out!"

【Reverse invitation】

【Redefine Invitation】

【"invite"】

Jay Chou commented: "Yes, it makes the songs more varied!"

Cheng Yi: "Do you have any songs that we would like to invite you to support?"

[Hahahaha, the charm of the Chinese language]

【Do you have any other songs? Let us invite you to support】

[Or or or or or I’ll die laughing]

[This sentence is really awesome]

【Can’t fix JJ anymore】

[JJ’s expression of wanting to speak but hesitating, hahaha]

Lin Junjie: "There are no other songs. Now we have to cook. Do you two have any taboos?"

[Activation Cheats: Change the Topic]

Cheng Yi: "What are the taboos? I don't eat ginger, garlic, onions, animal fats, or plant-derived oils."

[I’m just being polite, but you actually answered me]

[If you don’t eat animal oil or vegetable oil, then what kind of oil do you eat? Is it hair oil?]

【My oily hair makes me cry】

【gasoline】

【I love you】

【Hey, what a rustic love story】

Zhou Jie commented: "I don't eat the meat of animals with backs, such as cows with cow backs and horses with horse backs."

【???】

【Start rehabbing?】

[Which animal has no back? An earthworm?]

[These two people are really like a mountain that is higher than the other, they are both very tough]

[I agree, these two are so annoying hahaha]

[These two people on the JJ stall are really bad luck for eight lifetimes]

Cheng Yi: "Wait a minute, Brother Zhu, we also have horseback in Jinan!"

[What do you mean? What does it mean that Jinan also has horseback? 】

Lu Jia was also puzzled and asked in a barrage: [What do you mean, can you explain it to me?]

[Jinan people are here! "horseback" is a curse word there, similar to "paralysis"/laughing and crying]

[Hahahaha, Shandong people said they were laughing like crazy, Cheng Yi’s reaction was also amazing]

[In our Jinan dialect, "pulling" is a friendly term of greeting. You can try it next time you come to Jinan]

[There are also ‘sexual children’]

[‘Marbury’, when you arrive in Jinan, a few people will say Marbury, and it will become very popular]

[Minggle together, right?]

【Become one (Physics)】

[I feel like you are lying to me, but I have no evidence]

At this time, Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanwan were still showing off in the video.

The cooking aunt rushed out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife in her hand: "What are you talking about? What are your taboos?"

[Translation: Do you dare to have taboos? 】

【Kitchen Horror(bushi)】

【Danger】

[No, it’s too funny, hahaha]

[Although it’s scary, it’s very relaxing hahaha]

[Auntie: Let me see who is showing off]

["Sacrifice to Mouth"]

Cheng Yi laughed sarcastically: "You're just kidding, I have no taboos!"

[Hahaha, Cheng Yi is scared]

Cooking aunt: "What about you? I heard that you don't eat food with your back?"

Zhou Junjue shook his head repeatedly: "You can eat anything, really!"

At this time, the video also added a filter to Zhou Junjuan, and his face turned green.

[As we all know, if you kill the people who have taboos, there will be no taboos anymore]

【"real"】

[Chou is even vibrato, hahahaha]

[One thing to say, looking at Jay Chou’s body type, it doesn’t look like he has taboos]

【I was offended】

Lu Jia laughed so hard that her hands turned red. This aunt was so interesting that she should treat Cheng Yi and Zhou Judeng.

Next, we finally came to the awkward and socially awkward part: eating for free.

There were only seven or eight people gathered around the table, and no one spoke or moved chopsticks.

"Whoosh~"

The special effect of a gust of wind was added later to make the scene even more awkward.

Seeing this scene, Lu Jia felt uncomfortable all over. This has happened to her once. Oh my god, why should I be so embarrassed?

【Home visit】

[It’s okay if no one dares to pick up food]

[World famous painting "The Last Lunch"]

【Our Roundtable】

[Re-education through labor prisoners are ready to eat]

[I was really embarrassed by Cheng Yi and Zhou Judgment, I have social phobia]

Lin Junjie: "Evaluate and see how our aunt's cooking is."

Cheng Yi picked up a chopstick, put it in his mouth, chewed it a little, and said in disbelief: "Is this beef?!"

Seeing Cheng Yi's exaggerated performance, Lu Jia had already started to laugh.

What kind of bad acting is this, hahahaha!

What kind of junk!!!

The funniest thing is that in the video, Lin Junjie even leaned back when he heard Cheng Yi.

Cheng Yi even added a special effect for this.

It vividly depicts Lin Junjie’s inner shock!

Probably, he knew Cheng Yi could boast, but he didn't expect Cheng Yi to be so exaggerated and boast so harshly!

【Wow!!!!!!】

[JJ was shaken or or or or or]

[I still want to laugh after watching it N times]

【Food competition show】

[Hahahahahahaha forcefully]

[Melts in mouth warning]

Lin Junjie said with difficulty: "Yes, that's right, it's beef."

Cheng Yi: "Wow, this beef, the beef we usually eat is hard to bite, this -"

Zhou concluded: "Don't say it, you really don't say it!"

[Don’t say it, you really don’t say it]

[The so-called key question is to grasp the key to the problem]

[Dead memories suddenly attack me]

【It's coming, it's coming】

Zhou concluded: "I know! I know!"

Cheng Yi was horrified: "Brother Jie Lun, do you really know?"

Zhou concluded: "Everyone in the audience also knows."

At this time, the barrage has filled the screen with "melts in the mouth". It is obvious that the audience has a clear understanding of the virtues of Cheng Yi and Zhou Jun.

Lin Junjie: "Smooth and bouncy?"

【wrong password】

Lin Junjie: "It melts in your mouth?"

[Password is correct]

[Good guy, where’s the code across the pair? 】

[Wang Xinling leaves with satisfaction]

【The elegance of chrysanthemum】

Zhou concluded: "Huh? It melted? I didn't even need to swallow, it just slid down!"

【Added Dove】

[Fell off the stool]

["The toilet drain is quite slippery"]

[Hahahaha, the smoothness of the toilet sewer is recognized]

[It can be pulled out directly without digestion]

【Slip at the entrance】

【Pfft hahaha】

Hahahaha, Lu Jia laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe.

He imagined the scene for a moment. Within a few seconds after Zhou Judi had stuffed it into his mouth, it came out from behind, hahahaha!

What an intestinal speed slide!

Cheng Yi couldn't stand it any longer and asked, holding back a smile: "Brother Jaylen, is it that exaggerated?"

[Cheng Yi’s voice is full of laughter, hahaha]

[Cheng Yi also laughed hahaha]

Zhou concluded: "It's really that exaggerated!"

Lin Junjie: "Then let's eat together?"

Cheng Yi: "Yes, let's eat together, eat together!"

Zhou concluded: "Don't be polite, don't be polite, just like at home."

【"Like Home"】

[Mainly anti-customer]

【So good at doing it】

【JJ: This seems to be my home, right?】

【Awkward chat】

[So embarrassing haha but I like it so much]

After finishing the meal, as expected, Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjie conducted another "torture-style" interview with Lin Junjie in the video.

【Repertoire】

【Fixed links】

【Leniency for confession】

【Resist strictness】

[Today’s statement: déjà vu]

【Words and deeds to force a confession】

[Certain question 23333]

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha made me laugh so hard】

[It’s awkward, right?]

【Inducement】

After the four words "random challenge" came out of Lin Junjie's mouth, Mr. Progress Bar was about to die.

Lin Junjie: "Is the filming finished?"

Zhou concluded: "We're done filming, let's go?"

Cheng Yi: "Let's go, let's go."

Lin Junjie: "Sit for a while?"

As soon as Lin Junjie said these words, Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjie sat back again, and Lu Jia burst into laughter!

Young, Lin Junjie is too young, how dare he keep this?!

["Sit for a while longer"]

[Misfortune comes from the mouth]

[JJ: I’m really just being polite]

[I asked you to sit down and you really dared to sit down. You really treat this place as your home]

[Hahahaha, really sit down]

【This issue is so embarrassing】

【"OK"】

【You're welcome】

Cheng Yi: "In the last step, Brother Junjie, you have to say a number. If the number of likes for this video of ours is reached, the next one will be updated."

Lin Junjie: "How much is appropriate?"

Cheng Yi: “The last issue had 4 million likes.”

Lin Junjie: "Like 10 million, update the next issue!"

Upon hearing this number, the screen stopped——

【It’s over, there will be no next issue】

[Finished with flowers, thank you for accompanying me]

【No more next issue】

【A goal that can never be achieved】

[This show was cut in half hahaha]

【"Small Goals"】

Cheng Yi (played): "I was shocked (YAN)!"

【The oranges here are so cute】

【I will play back some cute oranges countless times】

Lin Jun concluded: "There is no next issue, I will help other celebrities stop it."

【Stop the persecution】

[Hahahaha Lin Junjie has really had enough today]

[Wang Zuxian: Listen to me and thank you]

[Other celebrities in Taipei ran away overnight]

[Thank you on behalf of Wang Zuxian]

【JJ is the savior】

【JJ saved the Taipei star】

[Sacrificing myself for others sheds tears]

Downstairs, Cheng Yi and Zhou Dong nodded and started the routine face-changing session of Sichuan Opera again.

A line of small words in the upper left corner, a warm reminder: Joking session! Thank you very much Junjie Lin! Saved the second issue that was almost cut in half! Everyone should also pay more attention to Junjie Lin's new song!!!

Cheng Yi: "Damn, it's finally out."

[Blind guessing and truth-telling session]

【Released】

Zhou concluded: "It finally came out. We wasted a whole day. It's really annoying."

Cheng Yi: "Forcing us to record songs for him!"

【"waste"】

【???】

[If you mess with other people’s songs, you’re going to beat them up, right?]

【Song: You are noble, you are amazing!】

【White-eyed wolf(doge)】

[JJ: You better be fine]

[The upper left corner is so timid]

Zhou concluded: "There is one more person I want to complain about. Today I went back and made me gain several pounds. Really, what are you doing with this person?"

Cheng Yi: "Yeah, go to sister Xinling's house and you can drink fruit tea, which can also help you lose weight. They don't have any. They insist on us drinking Coke. Don't you know how high the calories are in Coke?!"

[requires full text recitation]

【Post-Social Awesomeness】

【duplicity】

[I scolded the cook when I was full, hahaha]

Zhou concluded: "And, did you hear him say how many likes he had?"

Cheng Yi: "I lost my memory."

Zhou concluded: "It seemed to be four digits. I was immediately stunned. One million was pretty good, but there was another 10 million. I couldn't figure it out!"

【"Four Digits"】

[Ten million = four digits]

[Understood 1000 likes]

[The two of them are getting closer and closer to each other]

Cheng Yi: "Let's do this! Same as the previous issue, four million likes, and we will update the next issue."

Zhou concluded: "Who is the next star?"

Cheng Yi: "Please collect, like, comment, follow, and ask for everything. See you in the next video!"

Zhou’s conclusion: “Get it!”

【Annual update program】

【Reminder】

【Hahahahaha again】

[Hahaha, this program made me laugh from beginning to end again, Cheng Yi is so talented!]