The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 588 Is Cheng Yi Human? He Isn't

Chapter 588 Is Cheng Yi a human? He is not

"Hello everyone, I am Cheng Yi, the owner of UP who strives to bring happiness to everyone!"

Cheng Yi sat down at the main coffee table amid cheers.

Zhang Shaogang said:

"Cheng Yi was recommended to me by a friend of mine. He said, recently, there is a young man who is very popular!

I took a lot of short videos online, called Cheng Yi!

After watching it, I was very disappointed, and I didn't laugh, because later I found out that I used my own traffic to watch it, so I have to say that Cheng Yi is a big star with his own traffic."

As he said this, he led the audience to applaud.

Cheng Yi nodded slightly to him.

Zhang Shaogang pointed to the guest seats:

"Today, the first person to appear is the real estate agent of the show, Li Dan. Please give me a round of applause."

"Hahahahahaha~", many of the audience in the audience were fans of Cheng Yi, and they all got the point of laughter. The reaction was so intense that their palms turned red.

Zhang Shaogang laughed heartily: "Hahahaha."

Li Dan shook hands with Cheng Yi before going on stage.

Then there is Cheng Yi. I am very jealous of Cheng Yi. You said you are so young, why do you have so many labels on your body? Why, your family sells labels?

"Awesome!"

Why do you only see that Cheng Yi has a good personality and a good character, but not that I have a good appetite?

Is there a possibility? Let’s just say a possibility!

Yang Chaoyue, both of them claim to be grassroots. When Yang Chaoyue participated in Rocket 101, she said that she was the hope of the whole village, but her performance only saw the despair of the whole village. Then there is Hacken Li, whose connection with Cheng Yi is that they are both singers

.”

"Our teacher Zhang is so kind, amazing, and has such a big heart. What can I say, 'Although I am not as good as Hacken Li, but my appearance fee is higher than that of Wang Jianguo'? Is it shameful?"

Oh my god, really, how old are you, Mr. Zhang? How old am I?

Ah, you just caught up with the good time now? If in ancient times, when medicine was not so prosperous, at your age, you might have died, do you know?!

"Pa bang bang~", everyone in the audience who knew and didn't know was applauding wildly.

After watching this video, I thought that the interesting material is what you are looking for.

Cheng Yi smiled and cursed: "No, you are crazy!"

The ones we invited today are all celebrities like this, oh, Cheng Yi can’t be considered a celebrity.”

The audience laughed.

Wang Jianguo: "Of course I'm not a devil. As a maverick man, sometimes I turn my phone upside down to like it!"

Li Dan: "I say Cheng Yi, please don't cause trouble to others, okay? Hosts are human beings too!"

Wang Jianguo smiled and added:

"Actually, everyone should follow my train of thought and think about it:

Everyone thinks that Cheng Yi is very good at crossing the industry. Is it possible that because he is very good at crossing the industry, he just doesn’t succeed in doing it with all his heart?

Yang Chaoyue burst into laughter and clapped wildly.

Wang Jianguo, who was wide and fat and wearing a long black cardigan, walked onto the stage and said:

"Hello everyone, I am Wang Jianguo, a joke maker who works hard to bring homophonic jokes to everyone~"

Wang Jianguo: "Bull!"

"Just kidding! I really don't think it's necessary. Cheng Yi, is he a human being? He's not!"

Cheng Yi showed off his acting skills, gritting his teeth and clapping his hands.

But I just won’t vote, hey, I won’t vote, I just want to see how anxious he is.”

"Hahaha~"

Li Dan looked puzzled:

"Let's just say, is it so easy to make a video? How about I stop talking about talk shows? Talk shows still have to write scripts and come up with jokes, so I can become an Internet celebrity!

Li Dan breathed a sigh of relief: "No, Cheng Yi, I have always been curious before, why did you become an Internet celebrity instead of being a celebrity? Does Internet celebrity not require a threshold?"

Yang Chaoyue also opened her mouth wide, thinking: Can this be said?

Li Dan made a sharp turn:

"He is actually a product. If you think about it carefully, making videos is work and reality is life. Isn't what he produces from his work a product?

Cheng Yi smiled and said he didn't care.

"Strong, strong, strong!"

Li Dan: "As long as you do one of the things in the list just now, it will be much easier to introduce you."

"I'm talking about Cheng Yi, can you be a little more out of line? How should the host introduce you?" Li Dan looked at Cheng Yi with a look of hatred that iron cannot be made into steel:

"A singer who is delayed by short videos, a variety show star who is praised by the whole network for the effectiveness of his program, an actor who is best at writing scripts, and a business owner who is a college student who starts a business and aspires to be a star?"

Zhang Shaogang laughed awkwardly in the audience.

Li Dan: "Let's work together! Okay, next is Hacken Li, who is a singer I like very much. Okay, thank you all, I am Li Dan!"

Chizi: "That's so cruel, Mr. Dan!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter. Wang Jianguo's opening was so appropriate.

After Li Dan finished speaking, Zhang Shaogang went up to visit Wang Jianguo for a while.

After Cheng Yi became popular, many people scolded him on the Internet, and what did they say about him?"

Li Dan raised his eyes and continued:

"Some people say that he is vulgar, has a dirty video, has rubbish content, is a character-builder, does not match his moral character, plays tricks on this and that all day long, and will be beaten to death sooner or later, and deliberately donates to the school to gain fame. Others say that he has set a good example for the children.

Bad role models have led to children nowadays wanting to be internet celebrities.

To be honest, is this the content? As for the real amount, only my second uncle, who has suffered from cerebral thrombosis for ten years, doesn’t believe it!”

Li Hackin was stunned: Is this show such a big deal? Shouldn’t I come?

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

The audience laughed again.

Ahem, but just thinking about it, being an Internet celebrity doesn’t seem to be a good idea.

"Hahahaha." Li Dan laughed, "It's too bad for you!"

Li Dan glanced at her and said:

I usually like to watch his videos, but I don’t contribute any clicks to him!

I just look at other people’s phones, and the two of us share one click.”

Just turn off the data first, turn on wifi, click on Cheng Yi’s video homepage, and then find a video and click on it!

I hope everyone will never look at me as Yi from today! Okay?"

"Hahahaha~", the audience couldn't hold back.

Is this video the same with or without you? Are you still blocking the camera?"

Li Dan's comments were too cruel.

Li Dan bowed his hands to Cheng Yi and said, "Sorry, sorry~"

This time the audience laughed so loudly.

Wang Jianguo pointed at Cheng Yi with a very mean expression:

"Hey, look, he's anxious. You know what I like to watch most is Cheng Yi's video?

What I like most is when I watch the end of Cheng Yi’s video, with a stern look on his face, he begs for likes, favorites, coins, and reposts in the video.

Click it and pause it for one second. I’m talking about one second!

Then immediately unplug the network cable, then reconnect the network cable, and then cache the video. In this way, you can directly watch the cached video, and its playback volume will not increase at all!"

"It wasn't until I saw Yang Chaoyue today that I realized that there seems to be no threshold required to be a star. I'm sorry Cheng Yi, I'm sorry!"

I just like to see a man who is handsomer and richer than me beg me like this!

For a product, if you don’t like it, it’s okay if you don’t consume it. There’s no need to criticize others. I think everyone is the same. Don’t always go to black people’s websites online. It’s okay if you don’t look at it, right?

Li Dan pressed down with both hands:

He took out his mobile phone, made an up and down sliding motion, and whispered: "It's a bit too much."

Wang Jianguo waited for the audience to finish laughing and then complained:

Then everyone may find out by then, oh, it turns out there is a reason why Cheng Yi makes short videos——"

“Ah, I organized, I organized the whole company, I even used my mobile phone to record his video, because he didn’t get any clicks on my recorded video!

Later, when I was lying in bed, I thought about it again and said, no, I can still get an original number of views this way!

Then I researched and finally figured out a method.

"That is to say, today's lineup is a bit weird, and it has nothing to do with the main star Cheng Yi!" Li Dan continued, "However, for the sake of the show, I just made it up.

Ahem, let me explain here specifically that the Don’t Laugh Challenge is about Cheng Yi taking netizens to watch some funny videos together.

Some people say that Cheng Yi is talented, but who is not talented? What? Am I not talented?

I have talent too, so why doesn’t anyone comment on me?

Pang Bo didn't think it was a big deal and started cheering loudly.

In fact, a lot of what I just said are things that netizens do online. In fact, Cheng Yi, with such a high position and such a good talent, making videos for everyone is already pretty good, right?

What if someone really wants to be a star, a full-time singer, or concentrate on being a boss?

Cheng Yi couldn't hold himself any longer: "That's stepping on me!"

Li Dan continued: "Actually, I was notified before that the main star of this issue is Cheng Yi, so I searched for his videos and watched his Don't Laugh Challenge.

"Hello everyone, I am Li Dan. Have you noticed that there is a kind of star that you don't hate but you don't like either.

Wang Jianguo changed the subject:

"Look, everyone, actually, isn't this jealous face quite ugly?

Yang Chaoyue was like a duck whose neck was pinched, and she couldn't laugh immediately.

If you think about it carefully, if you want to understand this truth, it means that you are as ugly as me, Wang Jianguo.

Okay, thank you everyone, I am Jianguo~"

"Oh~", everyone said goodbye to Wang Jianguo to step down.

Li Keqin, Cheng Yi, Wang Jianguo, Chi Zi, Li Dan and Pang Bo.

(End of chapter)

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