The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 589: Cheng Yi went crazy after being complained about at the Tucao Conference

"Jianguo, what did you say after you came up?" Zhang Shaogang walked onto the stage:

"You attack my age when you come up. Look at the whole audience. Look, who among Yang Chaoyue, Cheng Yi, Chi Zi, Li Dan, Pang Bo and Jiang Sida is not younger than you?"

People are powerful and famous at a young age, what do you have? You have a third grade in high school?

Really, Jianguo, I have a message for you, let’s lose weight, otherwise it will be great if you can live to my age. You should be most grateful to modern medicine!"

Li Dan laughed so hard that his eyes disappeared and gave a thumbs up: "Teacher Zhang is cruel!"

Zhang Shaogang said: "Is it cruel? There are even more cruel ones. Below, there is a pool where we can complain the most cruelly!"

Chizi wore a peaked cap and sexy pink clothes. He walked to the stage casually and said hello:

"Hello everyone, I am Chizi. After the three seasons of complaints, I believe ordinary viewers have discovered it. We have been working hard to piece together the surroundings of the week's conclusion."

There were bursts of laughter in the audience.

"We have invited Wu Zongxian and Patty Hou. In this issue, we have invited Cheng Yi and Zhou Dongjue's thigh pendant!"

So the program team called me and said, I was very happy, my whole body was full of enthusiasm, and I said I would definitely be on it!

"Hello, everyone, I am Rocket Girl 101 Yang Chaoyue. I am very happy to come to today's Tucao conference. My favorite in the Tucao conference is Li Dan, who is talented, ugly and cute~

Teacher Li Hackin, a senior whom I respect very much, I heard that you competed with the Four Heavenly Kings in the music industry. What was the result?

It shows that there is no bottom line in the entertainment industry!”

But there is something that is not awkward at all with the word internet celebrity in front of it. What is this thing?!

It's social news!

For example, a piece of news is: A man openly ate shit on the street and showed off to others how delicious the shit was.

Don’t be angry, don’t be angry~

In fact, Cheng Yi is a top traffic person. Even if you talk to yourself, people will still say, what is top traffic?

Even if you don't speak, you will be hated by others.

Li Dan, Pang Bo, Wang Jianguo and others almost laughed like crazy. The irony of this paragraph was so strong that it even scandalized three groups and even the talk show.

I don’t like surfing the Internet very much, and when I do, I always read dirty stuff about myself.

She was a little nervous and almost fell down when she went on stage.

Some instigated fans to overturn, some defrauded fans of their money and overturned, some violated discipline and overturned, some derailed and overturned, some used photoshopped pictures to overturn, and some set up collapses and overturned."

"Of course I don't discriminate against people with academic qualifications. Sometimes I think about it. People who graduate from junior high school become celebrities, and people who go to college become Internet celebrities. It makes me very embarrassed, you know?

It seems like a high school graduate like me can only do talk shows."

Chizi looked at Cheng Yi with ambiguous eyes: "Cheng Yi, you——"

As a result, you came to Chengyi today, an Internet celebrity’s complaint conference!

What does this mean? Does it mean that the power of idols is infinite?

Pangbo: "Too cruel!!!"

Pang Bo: “There are too many Internet celebrities in this world, too many, and everyone wants to be an Internet celebrity!

"Hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no," Chizi said with a smile:

"You still have to eat, you still have to eat. In fact, I hated Internet celebrities at first. Internet celebrities and Internet celebrities were just popular in the past!

I’ve seen too many Internet celebrities fall over, really!

"Yes!" several girls in the audience shouted, "We are all fans of Cheng Yi!"

I want to go back to Hong Kong Island, I want to eat braised pork rice, and I want to become one of the Four Heavenly Kings! (laughing)

So I don’t watch many videos of Cheng Yi, but this year, I suddenly decided to regard Cheng Yi as my idol.

The director focused the camera on Jiang Sida and filmed his reaction.

Li Dan praised him in the audience: "Okay, then don't say anything about it next time."

After asking about the price, it was indeed possible!

He wants to make back all the money donated to the school through our program, really.

"Tsk~" Chizi's expression was very mean, "No need to pretend, no need to pretend~"

why?

Because I found that Cheng Yi can enter the entertainment industry, why can’t I?

So I joined the girl group, and now everyone can see that I really made it!

After Chizi finished speaking, the guests began to appear one by one.

It's quite miserable, so if there is misunderstanding, ridicule, or attack in public opinion, you really deserve it!

It’ll be fine if you don’t become popular in the future~

Ah, by the way, the above words also apply to Yang Chaoyue!

Yang Chaoyue: "Cheng Yi is really good. I want to imitate him. He is my idol. I want to imitate him in playing tricks on people, playing small games, drinking and going crazy on the street. I want to imitate him - talk to fans

in love!"

Yang Chaoyue continued: "I have always been curious about the group of people who like Cheng Yi. I saw a sentence on the Internet, said by Cheng Yi's fans, which said: It starts with appearance, falls into talent, and is loyal to character.

Shocking, right?

But just change the subject: an Internet celebrity openly eats shit on the street in order to be popular, and shows off to others how delicious it is!

Has it suddenly become reasonable?

Chizi continued: "Cheng Yi is very popular. I feel like some of his fans came to the scene, right?"

Chizi glanced at him and said:

"Jiang Sida, don't be too excited. As an Internet celebrity, you are neither as popular nor as interesting as Cheng Yi. You might have fallen over earlier than Cheng Yi!

Ang, let’s talk about Jiang Sida. Jiang Sida does everything for the sake of popularity. Every time he goes on a show, he dresses like a QQ show. Today he wears something different. Have you run out of Q coins or something?”

Then the program team said to me, Teacher Li Keqin, our main star this time is Cheng Yi, are you familiar with him?

"Thank you everyone, I am Chizi!"

She is white and plump. When she is sitting on the stool, her beautiful thighs look like chicken legs, making people salivate. When she stands up, they are very straight and flawless.

"It's all my mother's fault. Really, it's all my mother's fault. What if I had graduated from junior high school or gone to college?

Ang, at least be at the level of Cheng Yi and Yang Chaoyue, or directly graduate from elementary school and become a rapper, so as not to be reduced to a talk show guy now."

"Actually, I think it's okay. College students should occupy these lands. It's better than junior high school graduates occupying these lands, right? Right, Yang Chaoyue?"

And now, Internet celebrity has become a very outrageous term, and everything can be preceded by the word Internet celebrity.

"Why is it said that Cheng Yi is Zhou Diandu's thigh pendant? Because Cheng Yi is to Zhou Dianduan like a bicycle is to a fish!

Yang Chaoyue made a fierce expression to express her "anger".

You may not know that Cheng Yi donated 40 million to build a school, and also made a video for each school, just to prevent the audience and the teachers and students of the school from forgetting. What should not be forgotten?

The penultimate one is Yang Chaoyue. Yang Chaoyue is a little nervous, but her thighs are amazing.

I have more!

"

I heard that Cheng Yi also opened an Internet celebrity company. I was wondering, Cheng Yi, what courses does your company teach?

no!

"

Hey, it doesn’t matter if he’s there or not!”

The audience and guests in the audience were like a group of monkeys, screaming like crazy, and Jiang Sida slammed the table with excitement.

Everyone laughed: Hahahaha

"Ang, come to think of it, Cheng Yi has top traffic and is the number one Internet celebrity on the entire Internet. Some people say that college students becoming Internet celebrities is a waste of talent, a self-destruction, and a failure to improve!"

The audience was suddenly filled with joy and people were shouting.

It’s quite strange to say it vividly!

Ah? I’m not the main chef?! (pause) (audience laughing)

The audience continued to laugh.

He is quite funny every day, and he also does comedy. He doesn’t have that many tricks up his sleeve, how can he be a main character?

Right, what you say is so true that those who hate Cheng Yi gave Cheng Yi a nickname, the male version of White Lotus!

They say that he is pretending to be positive and innocent, and the words Cheng Yi said are all to establish his character!

You haters!

What kind of universe-level Internet celebrity, what kind of number one person, what you say lacks balance.

"

Hacken Li: "Personally, I don't really like being on programs. Unless it is educational, such as "Tucao Conference", I will come.

Jiang Sida: "Next, let's talk about the main chef, Cheng Yi. Actually, before I came here, I didn't think there were many flaws, right?

"Everyone knows that the guests we invite to the Tucao Conference are all accomplished in all fields, including music and movies. Today we have an aquatic product expert: Koi Yang Chaoyue!"

Who is Cheng Yi?!

The designated subjects are shouting, social shaking, mukbang, and harassing passers-by on the street?

Then during class, everyone would yell at me, giao? Or would Lao Tie give me a thumbs up?

I looked at Teacher Li Hackin and some of the audience at a loss, as if they didn’t understand what I was talking about!

This is actually good, right?

It shows that Internet celebrities have not yet ruled the world, and we still have hope!

I can earn 40 million just by making short videos and build a school for you!

In fact, I think Cheng Yi is very brave to come to complain about the conference. He is the number one short video maker in China. Hey, this title may attract more bad guys. I said Cheng Yi, why are you so bad?

For example, Internet celebrity attractions, Internet celebrity bars, Internet celebrity cosmetics, and Internet celebrity restaurants.

Hiss~

Why do I sound so awkward?

Cheng Yi, I am very grateful to the program team for inviting Cheng Yi to prevent me from becoming the second most controversial person.

Quite outrageous, right?

Right?

Li Dan: "Bull!!!"

But after I came here, I discovered that Cheng Yi is also a singer. Cheng Yi, when you go to KTV to request songs in the future, if your own songs are not enough, you can sing mine!

I feel that instead of being loyal to character, I have finally gone crazy!

Yesterday, you ignored me. Today, I asked you to forward Koi. I have been thinking, my teammates are so good, why so many people like me. Maybe it’s the perfect thing. Everyone has seen it too much. See you.

Things with flaws are also good.

Thank you everyone, I am Rocket Girl 101, the one responsible for flaws, Yang Chaoyue!"

Zhang Shaogang walked onto the stage while applauding, and after a few words of encouragement to Yang Chaoyue, he finally CUE Cheng Yi:

“Next, I’d like to invite the main star of this issue, the number one Internet celebrity in the universe, Cheng Yi!”

(End of chapter)