The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 590 Cheng Yisha went crazy

Cheng Yi's first words on stage made all the guests and the audience laugh like crazy.

"That's it?!"

Yang Chaoyue laughed so hard that she stamped her feet crazily.

"No, don't laugh."

The more he spoke, the harder the guests and the audience laughed.

Cheng Yi spread his hands: "Is this really it?!"

Li Dan couldn't stop laughing: "Cheng Yi, you are the craziest person I have seen on this show!"

Zhang Shaogang said: "You think our complaints are not harsh enough, right? Li Dan, Chizi, are you looking down on our program team or you two?"

Cheng Yi sighed and said, "Since your aggressiveness is so low, I will attack you."

The audience continued to laugh.

Cheng Yi: "Li Dan also wrote novels——"

But Li Dan created a new series, the shrimp series. Let’s watch it on the big screen.”

Cheng Yi: "Now I heard that even the cross talk world is idolized. People like Li Dan may not be able to get in."

The talk show host present immediately felt like a knife was inserted into his chest.

"Li Dan once said a sentence, which is regarded as a standard by many people, saying that the world is not worth it.

Damn it!

I think even if Lu Xun was on his show, he would just ask: How much money do you earn in a month in Peking? Did you rent or buy your former residence? Did you still have contact with Runtu later?"

It hurts my heart, old man.

Taking the lead, my middle-aged body is a bit weak.

After Cheng Yi finished speaking, he licked his lips.

The audience in the audience also echoed.

"ohhhhhh~"

Cheng Yi: "I think it's very good. I prepared a question that is very suitable for her depth. For example, if Aristotle walked into Plato's room and said the sentence, I love my teacher, but I love the truth even more,

So, may I ask Yang Chaoyue, how many people are there in this room?"

"Hahahaha! Men hahahaha!" Chizi raised his hands above his head and clapped wildly.

Pang Bo: "Awesome!"

Cheng Yi continued to hit him: "He is a phenomenon. I generally don't attack a person's appearance unless his appearance attacks me first."

At this time, he was completely crushed by Cheng Yi's complaints. He covered his head with a wry smile on his face:

"I'm really impressed by you."

This point was so explosive that the scene boiled over instantly, which can be called a dimensionality reduction attack.

Pang Bo, Yang Chaoyue, Zhang Shaogang, Li Hackin and others all had their eyes opened.

Li Dan laughed so hard that Cheng Yi's manuscript was so damn ridiculous!

Remove the head, the laziness and casualness of a young man.

Li Dan let out his unique vicissitudes of laughter.

Li Dan also handed over his hand: "Cheng Yi, my brother, please use your magical powers."

The whole audience burst into laughter, Cheng Yi was so embarrassed.

Li Dan: "Brother, why are you talking about me again?"

In order to show the most authentic reaction, Li Dan did not read Cheng Yi's revised manuscript.

In the audience, Jiang Sida's face froze.

Yang Chaoyue looked embarrassed and said while forcing a smile: "Two, right? Two~"

Li Dan and Chizi looked at each other: can this be said?

Cheng Yi said: "Have you noticed that the paragraph just now was not funny at all?"

Working in a factory and washing dishes refer to the jobs she once did before her debut.

Chizi echoed: "Ouch——"

The audience smiled with big white teeth.

Li Dan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Cheng Yi, you are too shameful. How did you come up with this?"

Cheng Yi: "You are so girly, but the audience tolerates you and likes you. You dress in a mess, but the audience tolerates you and says you are trendy. You like boys, and the audience tolerates you, encourages you, and lets you defend you."

Freedom. Now that I'm here, I'm different from you in that I have no culture and no logic. You are so awesome."

"Before I came, the program team told me that Li Dan might attack my status as an Internet celebrity. I said it didn't matter. Aesthetic intolerance is an intellectual flaw."

"Hey, hey, hey~" Jiang Sida quickly stopped.

Li Dan quickly clasped his hands together and said, "Hey, don't you dare."

Cheng Yi continued: "Isn't this world worth it? As human beings, we should adhere to the policy of DANG. The Chinese Communist Party ANG is the core leadership of the cause of socialism with Chinese characteristics. We should unite closely around DANG and do our best for the people of the country.

contribute!"

Pang Bo: "Hahahaha!"

After speaking, he paused again, leaving time for the audience and guests to laugh.

"Change someone else?" Cheng Yi pondered for a moment, nodded, then looked at Yang Chaoyue seriously and explained:

"Novel refers to a false story created by a writer."

Chizi yelled: "Okay!"

Cheng Yi's serious look made the whole audience laugh. He was clearly mocking Yang Chaoyue for being uneducated!

Cheng Yi turned sideways and pointed at the screen.

Cheng Yi was like a cold bystander. After everyone finished laughing, he continued to say coldly:

"Someone once said that Zhang Tielin has no acting skills and can't do anything except stare, but - being able to stare is already very powerful!"

Cheng Yi: "Oh, by the way, the name of Jiang Sida's fan group is also quite outrageous. What is it called Da Meiling Global——"

Cheng Yi continued: "I once saw a question on the Internet, asking whether Li Dan's status in the talk show world can be compared with Guo Degang's status in the cross talk world."

Yang Chaoyue laughed so hard that her appearance collapsed, and said feebly: "Hahahaha, he is so funny!"

"We shouldn't blame him."

Cheng Yi looked at the confused Yang Chaoyue and said:

"Oh, I forgot Chaoyue, this is actually a paraphrase of a sentence: There are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree and the other is also a jujube tree.

Everyone, please, is that right?"

Cheng Yi looked at Jiang Sida: "Jiang Sida 'man'~"

Killing like crazy, really killing like crazy!

After this joke was thrown out, the audience cheered for nearly half a minute.

"I estimate that Lu Xun would say two sentences after listening to it, one is a swear word, and the other is also a swear word."

Cheng Yi said when everyone was confused:

Cheng Yi said: "Okay, I am here to show off my offensive power, so let me tell you something that can be broadcast. Jiang Sida, judging by his face, has a magical ability to turn everything in the world into a family feud.

ability.

This is the pinnacle of language art.

When she said this, Li Dan laughed even more happily.

The guests applauded wildly.

Chizi: "Hahaha, crazy!"

Wang Jianguo also gave a thumbs up in admiration.

Yang Chaoyue pursed her lips.

Chizi slapped the armrest of the chair wildly: "Hahahaha, that's so right!"

They have the most say on this issue, and they both had several paragraphs cut off because they went too far.

Cheng Yi continued: "In the education I received in the past, it is very impolite to talk too much about individuals, so I don't like to talk about individuals, but Li Dan is not an individual."

The audience was filled with excitement.

Cheng Yi: "Instead of asking this question, I think it would be better to ask whether the status of talk shows can catch up with cross talk."

Cheng Yi:

It comes from Lu Xun's "Autumn Night", which is not included in textbooks from primary school to junior high school."

But netizens don’t know that after Li Dan said this, she turned to her mother and said: Mom, let’s have another bowl of rice~”

Cheng Yi talked eloquently:

Cheng Yi: "Okay, let's talk about Yang Chaoyue. In our era, some people will become famous because of being hacked. It is said that Yang Chaoyue also feels that she is very profound and sees things very clearly. She hates people asking her if she should join the factory or wash dishes.

Such a superficial question, she hopes to be on some interview shows."

Li Dan glared in response, causing another burst of laughter.

"Li Dan, being a writer is the profession you thought you had." Cheng Yi turned back to Li Dan.

"Girls often divide their boyfriends into several types. There are wolf boyfriends, who are said to be very controlling; dog boyfriends, who are frank and sincere and will always be by your side; and cat boyfriends.

, better at coquettishness and pushing and pulling than you.

"Wait a minute -" Li Dan interrupted, kneeling down and begging for mercy, "Brother, stop complaining about me, I beg you, please find someone else!"

He asked himself and answered: "Because telling the truth and being funny are two different things. Star, don't be angry. If you think the part you just complained about is too cruel, you can ask the program team to delete it. Anyway, this kind of thing is harmful to the talk show conference."

Say, it’s not just once or twice, it’s sometimes deleted after it’s been put on the shelves.”

"Shrimps are boyfriends. They can be eaten after removing the heads.

The audience's laughter has never been heard since Cheng Yi came on stage, and now the laughter is even bigger!

This point was so direct and cruel that I almost pointed at Li Dan’s nose and said that Li Dan was stupid.

Li Dan took the lead in applauding: "Okay!"

Various photos of Li Dan appeared on the screen, but his head was covered in all of them.

It can even be ranked as the most explosive piece of writing since the program was founded. It is simply high-energy throughout!

"And the next one is a pool." Cheng Yi looked at the pool in the second row.

I heard what Cheng Yi said.

Chi Zi's head shrank and his heart felt cold.

At this moment, he actually had the feeling of being called out by the King of Hell.

(End of chapter)