The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 591 Cheng Yi continues to kill Madman

"Chizi, I heard that when Chizi was taking the college entrance examination, he suddenly fell in love with movies. In addition, his grades in cultural classes were not good, so he decided to take the art exam, and he must be the best, the best."

Cheng Yi paused for a moment, frowned and looked at Chizi: "Chizi, who gave you the courage?"

Chi Zi apologized and smiled: "Liang Jingru Liang Jingru~"

Li Dan's face turned sour from laughing so hard, Cheng Yi's rhythm was so good.

The excellent script and vivid expressions and movements have brought the art of talk show to the extreme, and it doesn't look like a showman at all.

Zhang Shaogang said to Chizi: "Chizi, wait for him to come down and beat him!"

Cheng Yi continued: "Although during that time Chizi studied with more vigor than he had in three years of high school, he still failed to enter college.

Chizi often says on the show: knowledge points, knowledge points, knowledge points, but he only has a little knowledge."

"Ah ha ha ha ha~" Li Dan couldn't stop laughing. This joke is so funny!

This is too damaging. Can you really say that to your senior?

"Every person has his own era, but as for Li Hacken, it is like a transitional period, short and not brilliant."

"Yu~", the audience cheered wildly.

"Pang Bo, Jiang Sida, Wang Jianguo, tsk tsk tsk, the complaint conference is really going further and further on the road of inviting unpopular artists. Really, if this show continues like this, it should be renamed "How Many Stars Are There in the Entertainment Industry You Don't Know"

Got it!"

The audience in the audience did not mind the excitement and applauded wildly!

The effect of Cheng Yi’s operation is so explosive!

No one has ever dared to attack Zhang Shaogang so bluntly on the stage of a complaint conference!

This is a rant conference, this is a talk show!

Hello, hello, hello everyone. Can we call it a complaint?

Can it be called a talk show without some attack power?

Yang Chaoyue was a little lucky. Looking back, Cheng Yi was already kind to her.

Li Dan: "Hey, hey, why did you get around to me again?"

Cheng Yi calmly added: "The above is not a joke."

"How do you say in Korean, jike~"

Zhang Shaogang: "."

"Really, Teacher Zhang Shaogang, I really don't want to see you trying to be funny on this show anymore." After thinking for a moment, Cheng Yi continued, "If possible, the rhetorical prefix 'funny' can be removed.

of."

"When you follow the road, don't care what others say and stick to being yourself.

Only Zhang Shaogang's injured world appeared.

"This is called knowledge point!" Cheng Yi finished speaking, coughed, and straightened his tie.

After saying that, Cheng Yi put two fingers on his temples, saluted Li Hackin, and expressed his apology.

It’s only 10 million! It’s too Versailles.

Under the stage, the guests and audience were silent, and Chi Zi also looked heavy.

Some of the audience did not understand this sentence and did not laugh.

Wang Jianguo applauded: "Well said!"

Cheng Yi: "Li Dan once said: My values ​​​​are that everything is OK, really, everything is OK, everything is OK, whatever you want is OK. Do you see how transparent and shameless people live? This kind of shameless

People deserve success!”

"A little humor." Cheng Yi said, "No one here needs to fake a smile."

Cheng Yi raised his hand: "Teacher, aren't you ashamed? Teacher, are you wearing leggings?"

"I am almost laughable!"

Wang Jianguo was caught off guard and looked confused: "I don't know this either!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Chizi stood up and said: "Brother Cheng, it's okay, it's okay, it's almost done~"

Li Dan laughed and patted Zhang Shaogang's chest, advising: "Be patient, be patient~"

Cheng Yi looked at Li Dan: "Li Dan, really, I think you need to consider that my Internet celebrities, Half a Candy, Maotou Loli, Zhou Hengfeng, and Da Sima, are at least much more popular than these few people."

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Li Dan: "."

"Wang Jianguo~" Cheng Yi clicked his tongue, "Wang Jianguo, who is also the resident screenwriter mentioned by Wang Zijian, do you know why Li Dan is popular but you are not?"

"Li Hackin!" Speaking of Li Hackin, Cheng Yi looked a little confused:

"Hacken Lee is a senior I respect very much, but it is too difficult to write a joke about Hacken Lee. It was so early when he became popular. You can't even search it on Baidu. You have to go to the library to look it up.

"After all, Chizi, you are not me~", Cheng Yi, "What is my identity and what is my status?"

Cheng Yi silently added: "Maybe I'm with the wrong boss~"

Cheng Yi said to Zhang Shaogang: "Teacher Zhang, if you look at the turbulent public opinion in the audience, you will know how much you are hated by people. Some people are slandering Yang Chaoyue and I because netizens misunderstood us. You are being slandered because of you."

There is a misunderstanding about myself.”

"You have to understand that there is a difference between 'you don't need to change if you do it' and 'you need to change if you make a mistake'."

Li Dan: "Hahahahahahaha, then it's okay hahaha!"

You ask the students during class if they have any questions."

"But Chizi, is it really so important to be yourself?"

Cheng Yi still liked Wang Jianguo better, so he let him go after making some complaints.

"The historical period represented by Li Hackin during the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties is the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms."

"The point is how to say it in French, Covo~"

Cheng Yi raised his head: "Chizi, if you can't survive in Xiaoguo in the future, you can come to our company."

What he said to advise Chizi is not funny, "The above is not funny." It is really funny.

"Oh, by the way!" Cheng Yi slapped his forehead, "Zhang Shaogang's student is Jiang Sida, so that's okay!"

It’s not in the history books, you have to read the theory of evolution, just before making fire with wood.”

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Xu~"

Li Dan joked: "Okay, okay, I will definitely consider it and replace them in the next issue. It's an underwhelming thing!"

Cheng Yi continued: "My Banmao Tang Weibo has 12 million followers, my partner Li Zi has 725 million followers, and Maotou Loli has 9.8 million followers."

"Senior Hacken Lee, Ang, was called the 'successor of Alan Tam' not long after his debut. Did you realize that these kings of singers all have a legacy, including Xu Guanjie, Alan Tam, Hacken Lee, the Four Heavenly Kings, and Zhou Junjue."

"If your students have watched this show and seen you wearing a skirt on the show, what respect can they have for you in their hearts? Where is the master?

"How do you say in Italian, Skull Senda~"

"The wheels of history, transformed into the four heavenly kings, ruthlessly ran over Li Hackin's body, and they were also four-wheeled~"

"Otherwise, you won't fail to get into college. Let me tell you what knowledge points are."

The whole audience burst into laughter, and the laughter almost shook the roof of the recording venue.

Li Hackin shook his head: This young man is crazy, really crazy!

Do you dare to say that without being crazy?

Yang Chaoyue suppressed laughter while observing Zhang Shaogang's face. When she couldn't bear it anymore, she covered her mouth, for fear of arousing Zhang Shaogang's anger.

Jiang Sida opened her mouth, but said nothing. At this moment, she wished she could crawl into the cracks in the ground.

"Pang Bo, the number of Weibo fans is 2.28 million, which is very high, very high!" Cheng Yi said, "I only have 10 million Weibo fans."

Zhang Shaogang continued to maintain his usual glaring expression. His single-core processor was not enough to cope with such emergencies.

"How do you say in Japanese, dickei~"

He patted his face.

Cheng Yi continued to type: "Hey, I'm very curious, which face did you use when you went back to class after the show?"

When you go against the path and others point it out, you should immediately learn from it and become a Buddha immediately."

The audience yelled like crazy!

Pang Bo was still happy in the front, but his face turned dark later.

"How do you say it in Latin? It's clear~"

Cheng Yi: "It belongs to the same line, it belongs~ But wearing strange clothes is the personal behavior of Zhang Shaogang and Jiang Sida. Please don't go to Huaxia Communication University! I'm serious, if you still want to watch this show."

Everyone laughed endlessly.

Pang Bo laughed so hard that he cried.

His pretentious look made the audience laugh.

How cruel is this!

This is simply amomum pig heart, and Zhang Shaogang wouldn't be able to fix it directly.

"Zhang Shaogang." Cheng Yi continued to name him, "Professor of China Communication University and doctoral supervisor. My evaluation of this person is: narrow-minded, low self-esteem, showing off, and aggressive."

As soon as Cheng Yi said these words, the guests and the audience broke the silence and finally laughed.

"Of course, I made up the Congolese dialect. I just want to tell you that you have to work hard to pretend, but you can't pretend too much. I found a problem." Cheng Yi turned his head and looked at Chizi:

"Chizi has always been the most ruthless and fierce person in the show. He doesn't know how to restrain himself and shows off his sharp edges. The audience also likes to see his irritability and the guests who are embarrassed by his complaints."

The audience responded enthusiastically to his joke.

The audience laughed loudly.

Cheng Yi said: "After watching so many season complaints, I found that Teacher Zhang is becoming more and more shameless in order to be popular. He wore a skirt in the first episode of last season, a doorman suit in the second episode, and a doorman suit in this episode.

I bought a sexy pink suit.”

The audience burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha~ Absolutely awesome!"

Part of me understood and laughed.

The audience burst into laughter.

Zhang Shaogang leaned back tactically and stared at Cheng Yi, unable to tell whether he was really angry or a deliberate show effect.

"Of course.", he muttered in a low voice, "I think there is a high probability that you won't be able to survive."

Cheng Yi replied: "Because Li Dan has always been unserious, he has always been funny. You can be serious occasionally, so you are not as funny as Li Dan. You can see what I said is not so funny."

It's no wonder Zhang Shaogang was surprised. Cheng Yi's operation was simply full of attack and output in a face-to-face manner!

"What do you say in Congolese, Ablissi Dumbledore!"

The audience in the audience booed.

The audience laughed, Cheng Yi’s pretentious look is so cute!

"Knowledge, how do you say it in English? Knowledge! This is not really knowledge. Everyone knows it. There is no need to show off."

Li Dan quickly hugged Chizi and said, "This situation does not exist. It does not exist. I will protect my brother."

Cheng Yi: "That's what I'm worried about!"

Li Dan: "..."

Next, Cheng Yi breathed a sigh of relief, as if he had completed a mission:

"Okay, after talking about so many unimportant celebrities, it's finally time to talk about myself."

(End of chapter)