The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Cheng Yi looked at Zhou and said, "Wait a minute, is there a missing link?"

Zhou concluded with doubts: "What link?"

Cheng Yi said: "Dance!"

As he spoke, Cheng Yi stood up directly. He held a camera in his hand and pointed the lens at himself. He looked up to the sky and roared with great enthusiasm:

"The invincible universe randomly adds rice challenge!!! Double version!"

Zhou Junjue immediately rolled on the ground, as if he was stir-frying pork belly.

When he finished an action, he lay on the ground, raised his head and said, "Is the BGM wrong?"

Cheng Yi: "."

Okay, Jay Chou has started to take the initiative to improve the performance of the show!

After a while, the two people sat down again. Between them, there was still the wooden board with names written on it.

Cheng Yi: “It’s time for the annual meal challenge again.”

Cheng Yi nodded: "That's enough! Let's call!"

Zhou concluded: "But the challenge of eating rice is still evergreen!!!"

32 Shu Qi, not in Taipei.

After a long while, the time ran out, and the phone automatically hung up with a "click" sound.

So next:

4 Yuan Yonglin, participating in a program out of town.

"For example, don't do challenges."

Cheng Yi said: "Then this time it's yours, Director Jay. You've all worked together before, so you should be very close friends, right? It shouldn't be difficult to have a meal at his house, right?"

Cheng Yi: "This is the third episode. Generally, if it is a normal program, no one will watch it by the third episode."

Little S was very satisfied: "Okay, I'll arrange what to eat. I'll send you a seat. You just need to arrive before twelve o'clock."

Cheng Yi looked suspicious, but let him go for the time being.

Cheng Yi hissed, leaned back, and said, "How about we sing together?"

"twenty three!"

Zhou Jujue coughed awkwardly: "What about outside?"

Zhou Junjue said in a dry voice: "Go to your house."

Zhou concluded: "Newcomer, shake him for the first time!"

"Okay, no more competition, just start today's random challenge!"

Cheng Yi counted back and forth, turned around, and said in horror:

"Wang Zuxian!"

Zhou Junjue coughed and pretended to be calm: "Hey, little brother, what have you been busy with recently?"

Cheng Yi: "How long has it been?"

After communicating for a long time, Little S understood:

"You mean you want to shoot a video? Will your photography team produce a beautiful video?"

Cheng Yi commanded: "Shake it one more time, shake it one more time!"

Zhou concluded by insisting: "Really!"

In place of the Tie Ban Hall of Fame, he drew a scrawled portrait of a man.

Zhou Judgment pressed his finger on the random key: "3, 2, 1! Let's go!"

Small eyes, thick bangs, this wave, this wave is quite the essence!

"Haha, as long as you think it's enough, haha..." Zhou Junjue held the phone tremblingly and dialed Fei Yuqing's number.

Cheng Yi pointed to the wooden board and said, "What do you mean, are we going to add someone to the Hall of Fame now?"

Zhou Jun said "Huh?" and glanced at the camera, his panicked eyes showing he was at a loss.

Cheng Yi: "Sister Zuxian doesn't even know what lines to say."

"When?" Fei Yuqing asked.

“It’s also like a fan’s birthday gift unboxing video.”

Really. Lin Junjie looked like he wanted to hit someone.

Cheng Yi: "Back then Liu Bei only visited the thatched cottage three times."

Cheng Yi squatted on the ground and seemed to be very interested in the texture of the floor.

Shake until it reaches 9 small S.

"Sister Zuxian didn't reply."

Go to your home.

Zhou Wanduo rolled another number, it seemed like a deliberate trick of fate, but it was still 23!

Zhou concluded: "One is walking, the other is bicycle, the third is bus, the fourth is subway, the fifth is taxi, the sixth is the ultimate luxury car, and the seventh is driving oneself!"

Zhou concluded: "It's been a long time since I had a meal."

"3,2,1!"

On the opposite side, Fei Yuqing was silent.

Zhou Junjue failed to follow Cheng Yi's train of thought and asked: "What is it?"

Zhou Junwu covered his eyes with one hand and held the phone far away with the other.

Photography assistant Zhou Jujue opened his mouth and said: "Don't worry, you will be beautiful!"

Cheng Yi was tired: "Forget it, let's change it!"

Cheng Yi: "Now that I have the mentality of being rejected, I feel very relaxed now."

Cheng Yi: "Yes, maybe you want to cook us a delicious meal."

Zhou Wanjue sang along: "It's very relaxing, there's no pressure anymore, come on, fight!"

Zhou concluded by probing: "Today?"

Hearing what Cheng Yi said was funny, Zhou Junju burst into laughter.

After singing, he asked Zhou Ju: "Have you never heard of "Thousands of Miles Away"? Have you never heard of such a popular song?"

Cheng Yi looked at Zhou and concluded: "Is it so realistic? They asked you to come over tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, and you just hung up the phone?"

Zhou concluded: "Yes, what should I do if she has no words?"

Little S: "You come to my house for dinner? That's not okay, I am a woman with a family!"

Zhou Jun's head is full of black lines: This song belongs to me, what are you talking about?

The phone is ringing and people are broken.

"Yes, yes, station X still has many excellent works."

By the third period, Cheng Yi and Zhou Dingdu were working together more and more closely, and they immediately got into the rhythm.

Liu Genghong, Fang Wenshan, Warhead, Yuan Yonglin, Fei Yuqing, Zhang Huimei, Wang Leehom, Lin Chiling, Xiao S, Big S, Cai Kangyong, Zhang Zhen, Lin Zhiying, Ren Xianqi, Yang Ruidai, Yu Chengqing, Xiao Jingteng, Huo Jianhua, Ruby Lin, Ouyang Nana, Chen Yanxi, Zhao Youting, Wang Zuxian

, Wu Qilong, Luo Zhixiang, Guo Biting, Alyssa Chia, Brigitte Lin, Guo Biting, Chen Yihan, Gui Lunmei, Shu Qi, Chen Qiaoen

Zhou’s conclusion: “33 people, 1 to 33, directly random!”

"It's OK to eat. Where can we eat?" Fei Yuqing asked.

"Really?" Cheng Yi didn't believe it.

Cheng Yi succeeded in a second and burst into laughter.

The king's straight ball appears again.

Zhou concluded: "Why is this happening? Why is the heartbeat so fast?"

Zhou Junjue glanced at Cheng Yi, who made crazy hints to him.

Cheng Yi gave him a thumbs up!

At this time, the list on the question board changed to:

Cheng Yi: Hey, this floor looks great. If you look at it from the front, it looks like a square. If you look at it diagonally, it looks like a rhombus. It’s really interesting~

When they got to the back, Zhou Junjun simply put his head in his T-shirt and didn't dare to look directly.

Cheng Yi: "Yes, it's nice outside."

Zhou Junjue waved his hands repeatedly: "Not too much, not too much~"

"Okay, now we start random transportation again."

12 Zhang Zhen, filming a movie on the crew.

Zhou Junjue spread his hands with an innocent look on his face: "There's nothing I can do. I won't be able to take a video tomorrow or the day after tomorrow~ Just keep shaking!"

"Ah, this~", Zhou Junjuan became entangled, "It's not difficult, but I'm afraid of going to his house and what kind of seafood, abalone, delicacies and other delicacies will he prepare? Do you understand?"

Fei Yuqing said: "Not today, why don't you come over tomorrow and the day after tomorrow? I want to go to the temple to see my sister today."

Cheng Yi counted them one by one with his fingers and stopped at Fei Yuqing's place.

"What a man should do!" Cheng Yi's voice was very excited, "Of course, put on makeup!"

After calming down, Cheng Yi said: "Now we have to do some things that men should do, because we have to go out after all."

"It's too much. It's too much."

"At this time, 500,000 yuan is donated to the Hope Primary School series."

As they talked, both of them laughed awkwardly.

After putting on makeup and taking a few more sexy shots, Cheng Yi said:

He raised his hands and swore: "Grandpas in the audience, this is really not the effect of the show!"

Zhou Junjue nodded repeatedly: "Add one, add one."

Photographer Cheng Yi and photography assistant Zhou Wanjue looked at each other.

Cheng Yi's eyes almost popped out of his head: "No, what's going on?"

The numbers on the screen flashed and settled on the number 5.

Zhou concluded: "Call her every time!"

ten minutes later

There was still no movement on the phone.

Cheng Yi went back and added: "She may be thinking about her lines, give her some time."

Just when the two of them were being tortured, there was a click and the phone suddenly connected.

Home.

Fei Yuqing replied on the phone: "Conclusion? You are doing a promotional event recently, so why do you have time to call me? It was several years ago when you last called me, right?"

.

“Like the don’t laugh challenge!”

Cheng Yi: "That's okay. Just say we go to his house for a casual meal. Don't make him too polite. A five-pound blue dragon is fine. For the rest, we can have some fried eggs with sea urchin, stewed chicken with matsutake mushrooms, etc. It's just home cooking.

, we don’t choose!”

Zhou Junjue's vision went dark and he almost fainted and fell to the ground.

"She missed it again."

"That's it, okay then, let's see~", Zhou concluded the call without mercy and hung up the phone.

Zhou Jue looked confused: "Is five kilograms of blue dragon enough?"

Cheng Yi: Several years ago.

Zhou Junjue coughed and said, "Didn't I suddenly think of you recently? I want to have a meal with you."

Zhou's conclusion was overwhelming.

Cheng Yi erased Lin Junjie's name from the title board and said:

Cheng Yi: "I am his younger brother."

Cheng Yi also smiled.

Zhou concluded: “Who is 23?”

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanjue immediately started howling like wild beasts!

Zhou Junjue directly imitated Lu Zhishen and pulled out the sofa, while Cheng Yize ran around the room excitedly.

Zhou Junjuan couldn't help but laugh: "Wait for her, wait for her, it's fate, she may be practicing recipes now!"

He took the pen from Cheng Yi and said, "Lin Junjie, let me draw it."

When the call was made, Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjue both held their heads and did not dare to look at the phone screen.

"3,2,1!", Cheng Yi sang, "I will send you thousands of miles away, you will be silent and black and white, what age, maybe we shouldn't fall in love too far away~"

Little S: "Oh, you two are here to have dinner together, right?"

Ten minutes later, Wang Zuxian still did not reply to the message.

your home.

Little S asked directly: "Who are you?"

The moment I dialed it, the phone instantly became hot to the touch.

Cheng Yi: "Yes! It's like this..."

"No." Cheng Yi looked at Zhou Junjie and said in surprise, "Dr. Zhou, how many videos of mine have you watched? You haven't watched them all, right?"

Zhou concluded: "It's been almost a year!"

Cheng Yi shouted: "7777777! Damn it, 6! Another taxi ride!"

In the elevator, Jay Chou looked at the camera, and Cheng Yi raised a finger, speaking in an extremely arrogant tone:

"Sister S, wait for us, let's get spicy!"

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