The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

In the car.

Zhou Junjue and Cheng Yi sat in the back row.

Cheng Yi said: "Search, search "Handbook for Chatting with Girls". Sister S was quite aggressive on the phone just now. Today we are going to suppress her!"

"Oh? Suppress her? This idea is too tempting for you, young man!"

Zhou Junjue found it in the browser, and he read to the camera:

"Shallow topics, what do you usually like to do, where are you from, what singers do you like, what movies do you like, wow, they are all invincible, these are great!"

Cheng Yi: "This is just a shallow level. Let's look at the middle level."

Zhou’s conclusion: “At the mid-level, is there anything you’ve thought about for a long time but haven’t done yet? When was the last time you contacted friends who were once very close to you?”

Cheng Yi suddenly said: "I thought of asking her to call her friend to help her repair the friendship and sublimate it!"

Zhou Junjue echoed: "The theme is saved!"

This sister is so brave!

Cheng Yi corrected: "No, Wang Zuxian is Plan B! Today we use Plan A!"

"No!" Wang Zuxian replied, "I'm just shopping outside!"

As soon as he said good morning, Cheng Yi stood next to him and suppressed a smile.

"I failed in love? Huh!", Little S put her hands on her hips and rolled her eyes, "Last night our bed kept screaming! It didn't stop all night long! I failed in love, it's funny!"

Little S set his sights on Zhou Junjue again:

"Long time no see, oh, it's been several years since the last time, right?

"Let her talk about what she likes in us."

Cheng Yi understood what he wanted to do in a second, and said "Wow" exaggeratedly: "No way, is it like this now?"

Zhou concluded: "Why don't you buy something nearby? Before she comes down?"

"Your lens is pretty good! It makes me look pretty!"

"Can I say anything?" Little S's eyes flashed with a dangerous light.

It's eleven o'clock in the morning, right?

Zhou concluded with a straight shot: "Um, are you at home?"

Cheng Yi was a little overwhelmed. It was the first time he met such a straightforward female gangster.

Cheng Yi suddenly became excited: "If we reject her this time, call her over!"

"Wow, invincible!"

"Coming, coming, she's coming!"

Little S asked enthusiastically: "Hey, are you the kind who looks good but is wild at heart? There are many boys like this in Taipei. What brand of cigarettes do you smoke?"

Cheng Yi: "That's outrageous. These two are so hot that they have no friends!"

Last time on the show, Kun Ling broke the news, saying that she was pregnant when you went to visit her. That's okay! It's so cool~"

"There's a big problem. I seem to have forgotten something. I didn't buy a souvenir!"

It wasn't until three minutes later that Cheng Yi saw a short-haired woman wearing a long skirt from a distance.

Cheng Yi's expression was stiff and he followed Zhou Wanjue's lead in saying HELLO.

"What do you value more when making friends?"

Little S had a question mark on his face: Huh???

Little S said: "Did you know? The main effect of barley tea is to relieve constipation."

"The signal is bad, the signal is bad."

Little S turned around, looked at Cheng Yi, looked up and down, looked around in circles, and said teasingly:

"I have a little brother today. He looks so good~ It's been a long time since I had dinner with such a cute little brother."

Ten seconds later, Wang Zuxian’s voice came from the phone:

"Hello~"

Zhou Junjue coughed and came to Cheng Yi's rescue: "Little S, long time no see~"

Cheng Yi broke the silence: "Sister S, where do you usually eat?"

"Huh? It's a bit windy outside, what did you say?" Wang Zuxian took the phone away and his voice was erratic.

How is your relationship with Kun Ling now? Are you tired of it?

Zhou Jun concluded without mercy: "Oh, then you are quite outdoors, the wind is so strong."

Zhou Junjue waved his hand and said: "HELLO!"

Walking on the road, Zhou Junjue held up his camera, while Cheng Yize lowered his head and flipped through his phone, asking:

Zhou Junjue suddenly pointed out the window again without any physical performance: "Wow!"

"That's outrageous. These two people are outrageous!" Zhou Judici said without blushing or out of breath.

He handed over the barley tea at the right time: "Sister S, this is our souvenir. It's good for your throat."

Zhou concluded: "No friends!"

"Hey, hey, hey?", Zhou Junjuan frantically avoided the camera and changed the topic: "Will little S come down soon? I haven't seen her for a long time, I don't know if I recognize her!"

The implication is: I know you dare to say anything, but please restrain yourself.

Zhou Junjue also noticed something was wrong and comforted himself:

"It's okay, luckily we have Plan B today!"

Cheng Yi had a cold sweat on his head: "It's not like I can say anything. This video is going to be posted online."

Cheng Yi: "Oh, typhoon, it shouldn't be in Taipei, there is no typhoon in Taipei!"

Little S said: "We usually eat in the mall! How about we eat first?"

Zhou Zhudu called him. The two of them were eager for revenge and waited nervously for the call to be answered.

"Wait a minute!" Zhou Dingjue suddenly said, "Wang Zuxian has texted back!"

"In the desert?", Zhou Zhu was so familiar with it that he dared to joke.

Wait for little S to come closer.

We're already downstairs, what can we do? Zhou Judgment chose to show off: "Buy, buy, buy! Buy downstairs too!"

Little S saw the camera, squeezed into the frame, straightened her hair, and said:

Just after saying a few words, Wang Zuxian hung up the phone.

Cheng Yi frowned and thought about it:

Wang Zuxian opened his mouth and said: "The typhoon is a bit strong."

Zhou Zhu concluded that he had visited Kangxi several times and had experience in dealing with Xiao S. He counterattacked:

"Don't talk nonsense. We have a very good relationship. S, don't think that your marriage has failed. Just think that everyone's marriage is the same as yours, okay?"

As soon as she said these words, the three of them were silent for a moment. It was already connotative enough, but I didn't expect it to be even more connotative now!

1s,2s,3s10s

The embarrassing atmosphere is brewing, growing, spreading, and multiplying...

Zhou Junjue explained: "As the host, maybe his voice is not very good."

Cheng Yi felt something was wrong: "Buying souvenirs downstairs from her?"

"Ask a question, is there anything you've always wanted to do but didn't have the time?"

Cheng Yi: "Wow, you are so considerate to us. Does Brother Jay usually treat Sister Kunling like this?"

"Good morning, good morning!" Zhou Jue stammered in response.

Zhou Junjue and Cheng Yi looked at each other:???

Unexpectedly, he caught fire and burned himself.

Zhou concluded: "Eat first."

Cheng Yi almost spit out his salt soda.

"No, when we called her, didn't we want to reject her? Why did she become a licker again?"

Cheng Yi looked at Zhou Wanjuan in surprise, he didn't even know this!

Cheng Yi looked around, not to mention little S, there wasn't even a woman!

Zhou concluded that his transfer skills were too poor.

Zhou concluded by adding: "Yes, let's talk about it. You have always interviewed me, and now we will interview you too."

Soon, two people bought a bag of barley tea in the supermarket.

He cleared his throat, elbowed Zhou Judgment, and said nervously:

Cheng Yi said: "But don't let her find us looking at our phones!"

"Yeah!"

Arriving at Xiao S's address, Cheng Yi suddenly realized something:

"If you were interested in a boy, would you take the initiative? That's awesome. I'll ask you this later."

Cheng Yi had nothing to say: "The main reason is that Sister S is naturally beautiful."

Little S’s mouth is unobstructed:

"Snatch Lin Chiling's man, I will prove that I am more attractive than Lin Chiling! Can you help me?"

Cheng Yi and Zhou Dingdu looked at each other frequently:

How can this help?

Can't help, can't help!