The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Little S was speechless and complained wildly:

"No, you two are a Chinese king-level singer, and you are a half-singer + actor + video maker. Can't you put together a serious talent? You can even sing a song?!"

Zhou was dissatisfied: "What happened to you in magic? What happened to you in magic?!"

He looked at Cheng Yi: "Do you think there's a problem?"

Cheng Yi shook his head and spread his hands: "I think there's no problem? Do you think there's something wrong with me?"

Zhou Junjue shook his head and spread his hands: "I think there's no problem~"

The two people had the same expression and looked at Little S at the same time:\_(ツ)_/

Little S:｀Д|

"Then let's do the third task. The third task is very simple. Order food." Little S said.

"Order?", Zhou concluded, "Dot, dot, dot, dot!"

Cheng Yi: "Is there such a simple task?"

"Ginger Hen!"

Little S demonstrated it personally and said: "You should be like this, Little S is the girl of my dreams, the most beautiful girl in the world, Guiling Gao!!!"

Cheng Yi shared one piece each and said, "What a good friend. Three bags."

Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanwan were waiting for her words, lowering their heads and scrolling through their phones in embarrassment.

"I didn't look at my phone, I went back to WeChat." Cheng Yi concealed it awkwardly, "Oh, what qualities do you value most when making friends?"

Zhou Jun also said: "Put it aside, you won't eat it."

"Why did she invite us to dinner?" Cheng Yi's face changed, and his tone was full of complaints.

Little S: "I can't remember it. You can ask the waiter to remember it later!"

Zhou Junjue immediately said: "That's it, we have too many evil intentions."

Is it a matter of restraint? I don’t want to tell lies against my conscience!

In the camera lens, a large area is filled with the backs of Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanjue, with little S sandwiched in a small area in the middle, looking helpless and weak.

Next, the atmosphere suddenly became awkward. Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanwan didn't know what to say. Xiao S, a pure social cow, was also affected.

Zhou Junjue and Cheng Yi stood up: "Then let's just call."

Little S made another mistake: "Hey, stop!"

Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanjue let out perfunctory laughter: Ah, yes, yes!

While waiting for the food, Xiao S was still asking other questions in CUE. Cheng Yi suddenly asked: "Do you have any good friends like that?"

Cheng Yi and Zhou concluded with an immediate “ohhhhhhhh”.

Zhou Jue ordered a dish, and it was Cheng Yi's turn.

The dishes were soon served.

While he was ordering, Xiao S kept admiring Zhou Wanli's expression and felt extremely happy.

When she mentioned Guiling Gao, she raised her head and raised one arm.

Little S: "Let it happen."

Little S: "Ah, yes."

Little S: "Indeed, what next? Continue."

Zhou Wanjue was immediately hit by the G-spot: "What?"

Cheng Yi: "And they forced us to perform our talents. We were not satisfied with the performance. When ordering, we were asked to say that Little S is the most beautiful. Is this allowed? Isn't this just taking advantage of our beauty to commit murder?"

Cheng Yi clasped his toes on the ground and said vaguely: "Little S is the lover of my dreams, the most beautiful in the world."

Little S: "Random!"

It can be said that she heard her kind words from Zhou Junjue's mouth. After the video is released, she will cut it out and send it to every friend.

Little S suggested: "Why don't you look at your phone again? Look at it again, I beg you, and I haven't come up with anything yet."

“Grilled mullet roe!”

Zhou Junjue looked at Cheng Yi: "Why don't you just stop eating this meal?"

"What kind of event is fate?"

Came out of the restaurant and saw off little S.

Little S: "Okay!"

Little S: "Okay!"

Little S was left speechless: "You two are copying ninjas, right?"

Zhou Juju changed the word order: "Wow, there are exactly three of these buns!"

Little S: "It brings money, fame, fortune, and honor!"

Zhou Junjue and Cheng Yi each took turns ordering one dish. Little S smiled, but was still a little dissatisfied. She commented:

"You are really too reserved!"

Zhou concluded: "I had a great day today!"

Little S: "You're careless, just naive."

Cheng Yi also stood up: "Yes, I suddenly feel not hungry anymore."

Little S said: "Can ordering food be a task? It is impossible for you to order food so easily. I will assign a line to you, and you will order a dish for each line you say."

Cheng Yi quit: "One person only, what do you think?"

Little S: "Don't I have to say a line before? The line is: Little S is the lover of my dreams, the most beautiful in the world! When ordering, it goes like this, for example:

Little S is the lover of my dreams, the most beautiful girl in the world, and she is so beautiful!"

Zhou concluded: "I'm full! Now S, you have to say a number. If the number of likes for this video of ours is reached, the next one will be updated."

Cheng Yi went crazy: "Stop again?"

Zhou concluded: "What do you think hosting has brought to you?"

Zhou concluded: "Yes, I don't understand it either. I originally went to her house to have a meal, which violates our principles! Such behavior will definitely not be allowed next time!"

Little S: "Okay!"

Cheng Yi: "Yes, crazy consumption of our will, but she was right in the end. Four million likes will be updated for the next issue. Wow, this number is not too much! How did she guess it right?"

Little S: "I just want you two to have dinner together."

Little S: “Whatever——”

Little S: "Finish the meal first, finish the meal first."

Little S said bluntly: "Is this question so difficult to remember? Do you have to check your phone every time?"

"So what kind of event is it?"

Cheng Yi said: "Scheming, this person is very thoughtful! What else do you have to complain about?"

Cheng Yi tried to save him: "Oh, it brought happiness, right? What do you mean?"

Zhou concluded: "Thank you very much for your invitation and treating us to a meal today."

By the way, cut off the part just now for me!"

Zhou Jun wished he could find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

Cheng Yi: "Then let's go?"

Cheng Yi and Zhou Judi put down their mobile phones and started applauding.

“Golden shrimp balls!”

Cheng Yi nodded and said with a steady face: "Please keep in touch."

Little S: "Oh, your program must have positive energy, right? That's okay!"

Cheng Yi* Zhou concluded: “NICE!”

"Even if everyone is available and has contact information, I'll be happy with you."

"Tiger grouper!"

She called the waiter over.

Cheng Yi and Zhou Jun took a long breath.

Zhou Judgment was also very dissatisfied: "This person is too much. I can only say that this person is too much. She spent more than two thousand on this meal, right? Just ordered so many delicious foods? Do you want us to get fat?"

Then he pointed to Zhou and concluded: "This gentleman clicks."

Little S: "My name is Little S, and my real name is Xu Xidi."

"This is the most handsome thing!"

Who came up with the idea of ​​"Cengfan"?

Just so fucking awesome!

"Scream."

She was blessed with holy light in one second:

"It has brought me audiences and fans, which is incomparable to any money. It has given me friendship and companionship.

"It's fate." Xiao S said.

Cheng Yi: "Introduce yourself!"

This meal was not easy to eat.

After dinner, the penultimate part of the video came: the torture interview.

Little S: "Yes, my best friends since childhood, such as Aya."

Cheng Yi lengthened his voice: "Ji"

"Ouch~" Cheng Yi said, "If you don't want to eat it, just put it aside."

Cheng Yi's eyes lit up: "Change another word."

Zhou’s conclusion resurfaces: “What gives you the most sense of accomplishment?”

"full!"

Then he said loudly: "Order a grilled mullet roe!"

Cheng Yi: "Yes, we didn't know each other at all before. Because of this meal, Sister S and I have known each other. Sister S, then what do you think this meal today is a big deal?"

Cheng Yi covered his head with tactics.

"Who dares to leave?!" Little S clasped his hands and said, "Can't you just say this? Waiter, waiter! Take your order."

Cheng Yi covered his mouth with his hands and the devil whispered: "4 million, 4 million, 4 million~"

"This sentence is enough!"

Little S rolled his eyes: "Then four million!"

Cheng Yi pointed to the plate and said, "Wow, there are exactly three buns!"

Cheng Yi gave her an OK sign. She didn't have to think about it, she definitely wouldn't cut it.

Zhou concluded: "It's 'a' host, right?"

Little S: "But I don't want to eat steamed buns now. I want to eat some meat first."

Zhou concluded: "Come on Cheng Yi, come on."

Cheng Yi: "Hey, I'm full!"

Zhou Junjuan pretended to be nonchalant and said: "Little S is the girl of my dreams, the most beautiful in the world. Order a golden shrimp ball."

Zhou Dingjuan was still trying to induce him, but Cheng Yi had already begun to scratch his head. He interrupted:

"The world is so big, it's hard to touch."

Cheng Yi froze for a second and turned up his phone.

Zhou concluded: “I don’t know.”

Cheng Yi: "Yeah, I don't know. Hey, it's such a coincidence, so that's the end of today's video."

Zhou concluded: "Who is the next star?"

Cheng Yi: "See you in the next video!"

"receive!"