The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 616 "The most invincible challenge in history: I took Zhou Juju to go to Xiao S's house to have dinner in the third period" 1

Author: Ling Wusheng

Chapter 616 "The most invincible challenge in history: I took Zhou Juju to go to Xiao S's house to have dinner in the third period" 1

The "Fan Fan Challenge" series has become a repertoire at Station X.

Once published, all videos must give way. This has become an unwritten rule of Station X.

The problem is that there's nothing you can do if you don't give in. "The Rice Challenge" is so popular, if you don't give in, you'll only get crushed.

Don’t care who comes, don’t care if you are the factory director, Huaxia BOY, PAPE Sauce, Lao Tomato, you can only condescend to second place!

Each episode has more than four million likes and tens of millions of views, which is comparable to some popular variety shows on long-form video platforms.

It’s reached the point where my uncles are all here to urge me to update!

Countless viewers at Station X are even more hungry and unsatisfied.

It’s just that the frequency of updates is so low that fans of Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanjue are itchy to the teeth.

Until November 24th, a video appeared in the review background.

Video: "The most invincible meal challenge in history: I took Zhou Junjue to Xiao S's house to have meal!!! (Third issue!)"

Introduction: A new series of random challenges! Challenge for cheating! Infinite shame! Ultimate autism! High energy all the way! If you like it, please remember to give it a like ~ If you like it more than 4 million times, you will immediately find new victims!!! Who do you want to appear?

Tell us in the comments section!

Creative team: UP Host: Cheng Yi, starring: My little fangirl!

After the reviewer saw this manuscript, he excitedly rushed to tell:

"Cheng Yi has updated!"

“The meal challenge has been updated!”

"Wocao, is it finally updated?"

"I've been waiting for half a year!"

The uncle also got the news, pulled up a small bench and sat next to the auditor, and said:

"Why are you standing there in a daze? Click to play and I will review it with you!"

He wasn't cooperating with the review, he clearly wanted to take a quick look.

Soon, Li Ni moved a stool and sat next to the auditor.

"I'll take a look too."

The auditor's forehead was dripping with sweat. He was under great pressure.

On one side is the chairman and on the other is the COO, two of the most important people. Who can withstand this?

Uncle's eyes were on the video without blinking.

Every time "Cengfan Challenge" is updated, Station X will see a wave of increase in fans, which can be called a "new user trap".

The third episode of "Rice Challenge" lasts a total of 27 minutes.

During the play, Li Ni kept laughing so hard that she couldn't stop.

My uncle also laughed from time to time.

Only the auditor did not dare to make a sound, so he could only switch to vibrating mode and pinch his own thigh crazily.

After the playback ended, the auditor asked tremblingly: "Director Chen, Director Li, do you want to pass?"

The uncle was stunned: "Do you want to pass? Of course I will pass!"

This episode of the meal challenge has perfectly inherited the effects of the previous two episodes without sacrificing the quality at all.

Not only does he have to pass, but he also has to use the best resources of Station

Lu Jia-Cheng Yi is a die-hard fan of Zhou Junduo. With his excited heart and trembling hands, he clicked on the third issue of "Rice Rice Challenge".

Suddenly, a dense barrage came into view.

Lu Jia: Do you all live at station X?

【Great!】

【I am good before I am good before!】

【Finally waiting for you】

【Nice to watch while eating】

【Little S is great】

【Just in time for dinner, isn’t that too considerate? 】

【You finally updated】

【Orange Sticker】

【Hot, hot, hot, hot】

【Increase of victims】

Cheng Yi: "Hello everyone, I am Cheng Yi, the owner of UP who strives to bring happiness to everyone!!!"

Zhou Dingdu: "I am Zhou Dingdu."

【I am entangled】

Cheng Yi: "Wait a minute, is there a missing link?"

Zhou’s conclusion: “What link?”

Cheng Yi said: "Dance!"

In the video, Cheng Yi suddenly stood up and yelled:

"The invincible universe randomly adds rice challenge!!! Double! Human! Version!"

BGM sounds:

"Sister is the queen, shine with confidence!"

In the cheerful BGM, Zhou Jue rolled on the ground.

【Rescue the Stone Queen】

[I was laughing so hard, Jay Chou seemed to be mopping the floor]

[Floor Scratching Challenge]

[My sister is the queen, I am the strongest when it comes to eating rice]

[This is hip-hop fat roll]

["Rolling and Climbing"]

Lu Jia was laughing so hard when she saw the barrage, is it okay for you to be so bad at Jay Chou? Hahahahahaha, he is the king!

In the video, the so-called King of Heaven was holding his hands on the ground, raised his head, and said innocently:

"Wrong BGM?"

Cheng Yi was stunned for a moment.

then--

Cheng Yi: "The Invincible Universe randomly adds rice challenge!!! Two-person version!"

This time the BGM was right, Cheng Yi also joined the fight, and the two began to mop the floor frantically. The scene was like a drawing from hell.

[old man falls]

[I fell to the ground seriously injured]

【No hard work】

[The BGM is wrong and it makes me laugh to death hahahaha]

[Doctor: How long have the two of them been like this? 】

[BGM: Inject soul]

[All floor moves]

Lu Jia shouted: We are back, we are all back, this is what the meal challenge is like!

After the dance session ended, Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanjue sat back on the sofa.

Cheng Yi: “It’s time for the annual meal challenge again.”

【Once in a billion years】

Zhou concluded: "It's been a long time since I had a meal."

[The last time I had a meal was the last time]

Cheng Yi: "How long has it been?"

Zhou concluded: "It's been almost a year!"

【Good guys, you also know? 】

【Do you know how I got here this year?】

Cheng Yi: "This is the third episode. Generally, if it is a normal program, no one will watch it by the third episode."

【So where is the next issue?】

[The real truth is that there is no material]

["If it was a normal program"]

[implying that this is an abnormal program]

[The entire X station knows that there are two people who are so hungry that they are looking for food everywhere]

Zhou concluded: "But the challenge of eating rice is still evergreen!!!"

【Still clean in intestines】

[Yes, the guests’ intestines were filled with regret]

[Even ranked first in the entire site]

"It's too much. It's too much."

"Yes, yes, station X still has many excellent works."

"For example, don't do challenges."

【???】

【Two people started?】

“It’s also like a fan’s birthday gift unboxing video.”

“Like the don’t laugh challenge!”

"For example, 500,000 yuan was donated to the Hope Primary School series."

【Donate 500,000 to Hope Primary School Series to Eternal God!】

[Wang Po sells melons and brags about herself, so she is right]

[Cheng Yi, watch your face]

[The corners of Cheng Yi’s mouth raised crazily]

Only Lu Jia noticed a problem: something was wrong, something was wrong, why did Jay Chou understand Cheng Yi’s video so well?!

In the video, Cheng Yi also asked: "No, Director Jay, how many of my videos have you watched? You haven't watched them all, right?"

Zhou’s conclusion: “Not too much, not too much~”

Cheng Yi: "Really?"

Zhou concluded: "Really!"

【"real"】

Through micro-expression observation, Lu Jia was horrified to discover: Jay Chou is truly in love with Cheng Yi, absolutely true love!

[Not too much, not too much, just watched each video more than ten times]

[Chou, just hire him!]

[Ah ah ah ah, I seem to have discovered something extraordinary]

【Full of gay love!】

[This fujoshi is overjoyed, why is a big brother born in one year and a little puppy born in another year! 】

【What did Kunling say?】

【What did classmate Yang Yang say?】

【What did Ang Lee say?】

HKUST, Yang Hanyu blinked his cute peach blossom eyes:

"Meow meow meow? I have another love rival?"

Taipei, Jay Chou's luxury villa.

Kunling raised her head and saw her husband and Cheng Yi happily lined up:

What should I say? I won’t speak~

Lu Jia laughed while watching. Cheng Yi and Zhou Ding were so effective together.

In the video, Cheng Yi pointed to the board and said: "What do you mean, is there someone to be added to the Hall of Fame now?"

Zhou concluded: "Add one, add one, Lin Junjie, let me draw it."

Cheng Yi: "The painting should be more handsome."

Soon, a barely distinguishable human-like head appeared.

[It’s so funny that the paintings look very similar]

["The Classic of Mountains and Seas"]

【"Be Handsome"】

【Unspeakable】

[Or or or or, these little eyes and thick bangs make me laugh]

【Lin.I thank you.Junjie】

[Lin Junjie: Please turn on the microphone to chat]

【Mingren Hall】

Lu Jia didn’t laugh when she saw Zhou Junhua’s paintings, but she couldn’t help laughing when she saw this barrage!

Isn’t “Ming Ren Tang” too awesome?

Is it called Ming Ren Tang because Lin Junjie in Zhou’s painting can’t open his eyes?

Station X really picked up a ghost, and its ability to create memes shows off!

Cheng Yi: "Okay, no more competition, just start today's random challenge!"

Zhou’s conclusion: “33 people, 1 to 33, directly random! 3, 2, 1! Let’s go!”

A number appeared on the screen: 5!

Cheng Yi pointed at the name Fei Yuqing.

In an instant, the barrage exploded!

It’s all yellow barrages.

【Ah ah ah little brother!】

【You chase me, if you catch me I will let you have sex】

【Meet the Patriarch】

[See Brother Jin]

【Yellow Emperor!!!】

【Has anyone heard of cake and lipstick?】

[Talk about cakes and lipstick]

【Hey hey hey~】

【The Evil Demon King is coming!!!】

[The vehicle ahead is going too fast, please hold on to the handrails!]

[Want to see Fei Yu dirty]

Zhou concluded: "Newcomer, shake him for the first time!"

Cheng Yi: "How about singing together?"

Zhou concluded: "Huh?"

Lu Jia also looked puzzled. Fei Yuqing has so many songs, which one should he sing?

It wasn't until Cheng Yi opened his mouth that Lu Jia suddenly realized.

"3,2,1! I send you thousands of miles away, you are silent and black and white, what age, maybe we shouldn't fall in love too far away~"

Cheng Yi: "Have you never heard of "Thousands of Miles Away"? Have you never heard of such a popular song?"

puff--

Lu Jia laughed like crazy and asked him in front of me if he could sing "Thousands of Miles Away". You are so naughty~

["Have you never heard of such a popular song?"]

[Zhou Conclusion: Do you want to listen to what you are saying? 】

Cheng Yi said: "Then this time it's yours, Director Jay. You've all worked together before, so you should be very close friends, right? It shouldn't be difficult to have a meal at his house, right?"

Zhou concluded: "Ah, it's not difficult, but I'm afraid that when I go to his house, he will prepare some seafood, abalone, delicacies from the mountains and the sea, you know?"

["It's not difficult, it's not difficult"]

【Please start your praise】

[It started and started again]

Cheng Yi: "That's okay. Just say we go to his house for a casual meal. Don't make him too polite. A five-pound blue dragon is fine. For the rest, we can have some fried eggs with sea urchin, stewed chicken with matsutake mushrooms, etc. It's just home cooking.

, we don’t choose!”

["Blue Dragon's five kilograms will do"]

【"Sea Urchin Scrambled Eggs"】

【"Stewed Chicken with Matsutake"】

["Have a light meal"]

【"Home Cooking"】

["Not Choosing"]

【That's enough for you two!】

Zhou concluded: "Is five pounds of blue dragon enough?"

Cheng Yi nodded: "That's enough! Let's call!"

Zhou concluded: "Haha, it's enough if you think it's enough, haha..."

This part made Lu Jia laugh so hard!

Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanjue are like talking in cross talk, singing and harmonizing, and the comedy effect is full.

The most amazing thing is that Zhou Junjuan was obviously very scared and he still insisted on bragging. When he finally called me, his hands were shaking.

Or or or or or!

So interesting.

[Hahahaha, Jay Chou, please don’t shake your hands when you speak]

[Seriously, you two go talk about cross talk, I’ll buy a ticket to watch it]

【These two are really interesting hahaha】

[Dr. Jay’s hands are shaking like sieves 233333]

The call was dialed. In the video, Zhou Jun was covering his eyes with one hand and holding the phone far away with the other. Cheng Yi was squatting on the ground, silently shutting himself up.

【Help, it would be the same for me】

[I am a newbie, will this phone explode? 】

【Where are the firecrackers here?】

[The old club is scared]

【Too real】

[Firecracker lighting scene during the New Year]

[I'm going to die laughing hahahaha]

[It looks like this phone has been touched by Killer Queen]

Outside the video, Lu Jia also started to get nervous.

Hell, he wasn't nervous to begin with!

But seeing the two autistic people in the video, he could really be infected!

Just when Lu Jia was wondering whether Fei Yuqing would answer the call, there was a "click" and the call was connected!

[Cardiac arrest]

【I'm starting to get nervous too. What's going on?】

[Bomb defused successfully]

【Quiet directly】

Zhou Judgment coughed: "Hey, little brother, what have you been busy with lately?"

Fei Yuqing: "Conclusion? You are doing a promotional event recently, so why do you have time to call me? The last time you called me was several years ago, right?"

【"Several Years Ago"】

Zhou concluded: "Didn't I suddenly think of you recently? I want to have a meal with you."

Fei Yuqing: "Eating is fine, where can I eat?"

Zhou concluded: "Go to your house."

Pooh hahahaha——

Lu Jia laughed like crazy and beat the bed crazily.

Question: Where to eat?

Answer: Go to your house!

Hahahaha what kind of conversation is this?

The King of Heaven is worthy of being a King of Heaven, and he can be so confident when asking for food.

[The King of Heaven is just different from us ordinary people, he is much thicker-skinned! 】

【"Go to your home"】

【Classic Reproduction】

[Scored twice]

[Hahahaha, I almost laughed my whole family to death]

[I was blinded by my little brother]

【Fei Yuqing:???】

【This long silence】

Fei Yuqing: "When?"

Weekly conclusion: "Today?"

【"today"】

Fei Yuqing: "Not today, why don't you come over tomorrow and the day after tomorrow? I have to go to the temple to see my sister today."

Zhou Judi hung up the phone: "That's it, that's fine, let's see~"

Lu Jia was dumbfounded by this operation, and then received a barrage of crazy scorn.

【???】

[The King of Chips who hangs up the phone as soon as he can’t get enough to eat]

[Chou is a scumbag, it’s true]

[Dr. Zhou Sanlian: That’s it, okay then, let’s see~]

Cheng Yi: "Is it so realistic? They asked you to come over tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, and you just hung up the phone?"

Zhou concluded: "There's no way, I won't be able to shoot the video tomorrow or the day after tomorrow~ Just keep shaking!"

【"there's no way"】

[Little brother wants to cry but has no tears]

[Brother: After all, I paid by mistake]

"3,2,1!"

【High energy ahead!!!】

[Non-combatants please evacuate]

"23!", Zhou concluded: "Who is 23?"

Cheng Yi pointed his fingers around, and when he stopped at the name Wang Zuxian, there was a boom, and a nuclear explosion special effect appeared on the video, and the screen was covered with an underworld filter.

Cheng Yi's upper and lower teeth were fighting: "Wang~zu~xian~"

"Ahhhh!" Zhou Jun fell to the ground.

Lu Jia also opened her eyes wide:

Hot woman! Hot woman is here again!

【World Line Convergence】

【Wang Zuxian(1/1)】

[It’s over, I can’t live anymore laughing]

[The headphone party was blown up]

[Everyone stands up and says hello to Sister Wang!]

[They know special effects]

[The feeling of oppression suddenly came up]

【"I know, but I'm not at home"】*10086

[Challenge the enemy of life by eating rice—Wang Zuxian]

【"Resident Guest"】

[On that day, people remembered the fear of being dominated by Wang Zuxian]

[The program is very effective]

[The goddess’ sense of oppression]

【TV series】

【Repertoire】

Cheng Yi: "Back then Liu Bei only visited the thatched cottage three times."

Zhou concluded: "Call her every time!"

[You can capture Meng Huo seven times/doge]

[Meng Huo was captured seven times and released seven times]

Cheng Yi: "Sister Zuxian doesn't even know what lines to say."

Zhou concluded: "Yes, what should I do if she has no words?"

[Not on earth, not eating food]

[Wang Zuxian: I am not here, but you know me]

[Laughing]

[Wang Zuxian is the boss of this show]

[As we all know, this is a show for three people]

Cheng Yi: "Now that I have the mentality of being rejected, I feel very relaxed now."

Zhou concluded: "I feel very relaxed. There is no pressure anymore. Come on, fight!"

[There is no pressure anymore, just point your toes and secretly exert force]

[It’s good that you haven’t been blacklisted yet]

[Zuxian Wang: There is no pressure anymore if you refuse]

[Wang Zuxian: Are you deliberately looking for trouble? 】

After the call was made, Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjue scratched their heads.

Lu Jia also held her breath, not daring to take a breath, and stared at the screen.

Oh my god!

This is so scary!

He is now exactly the same as the two people in the video, completely immersed in them.

[The pressure of the goddess begins to spread]

【Death Ringtone】

[There is no pressure, I just unconsciously hold my head with my hands]

[A century has passed]

After a long wait of more than ten seconds, the time ran out and the phone automatically hung up with a "click" sound.

[It seems that there are really no words]

【Goddess’s Prediction】

[No longer answering the phone hahahaha]

[Don’t be blacklisted from the challenge]

[Rejection Master Wang Zuxian]

[Hang up when you can’t think of the word, can’t you think of it?]

[The whole family is laughing so hard that the show is so effective]

Zhou concluded: "Why is this happening? Why is the heartbeat so fast?"

Cheng Yi went back and added: "She may be thinking about her lines, give her some time."

[Zhou’s conclusion: It’s the feeling of heartbeat]

【hat trick】

[Wang Zuxian: Zhou Junjue and Cheng Yitie have a crush on me]

[Wang Zuxian: Stop eating]

["People must learn to say no"]

Three words flashed on the video: Ten minutes later.

In the entire scene, Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjue's eyes were dull and they were slumped on the ground, as if their bodies had been hollowed out.

"Sister Zuxian didn't reply."

"She missed it again."

【Escaped】

Cheng Yi was angry: "Shake it one more time, shake it one more time!"

Zhou Judgment pressed his finger on the button, and it turned to 23 again.

Lu Jia, who was watching the video, was a little suspicious of his own eyes: No, this is the God of program effects blessing?!

Other viewers couldn't hold it any longer and started making comments like crazy!

[Fate, wonderful beyond words]

【It must be a special fate】

[or or or or or]

[Scored twice]

[The effect of this show was thought of by my sister]

[laughing hahahahaha]

[The program effect is amazing]

[Hahahaha, destiny's arrangement]

【God's will】

【Why are you so random? I'm really angry!】

Cheng Yi: "No, what's going on? Audiences, this is really not the effect of the show!"

Zhou concluded: "Wait for her, wait for her, it is destined that she may be practicing the recipe now!"

Cheng Yi: "Yes, maybe you want to cook us a delicious meal."

【I’ve got you covered】

Ten minutes later, Cheng Yi said: "Forget it, let's change it!"

Zhou’s conclusion: “Shake!”

Next, Cheng Yi and Zhou came to the conclusion that Yuan Yonglin, Zhang Zhen, Shu Qi and others were involved. Lu Jia felt crazy and regretful every time.

Ahhhh, why not Yuan Yonglin!

Ahhhh, why not Zhang Zhen!

Ahhhh, why not Shu Qi!

Shake until it reaches small S.

【The protagonist appears】

【Retract title】

【Main film begins】

【main mission】

[The victim appears]

【Ah ah ah ah ah little S, my eternal god】

Little S: "You come to my house for dinner? That's not okay, I am a woman with a family!"

["Family Woman"]

Zhou concluded: "What about outside?"

Cheng Yi: "Yes, it's nice outside."

Little S: "Who are you?"

Lu Jia smiled and twitched, hugged himself into a ball, and fell to the ground.

Hahahaha Cheng Yi is so out of cards.

【"Who are you?"】

【Tell me, who are you?】

[Hug my Orange, hahahaha, so pitiful]

[Pinched by little S]

Cheng Yi: "I am his younger brother."

【"I am his younger brother"】

【Humble Chengyi】

Little S: "Oh, you two are here to have dinner together, right?"

Cheng Yi: "Yes! It's like this..."

Little S: "You mean you want to shoot a video? Does your photography team produce a beautiful video?"

Later, the word "photographer" was marked on Cheng Yi's head, and the word "photographer's assistant" was marked on Zhou's head.

Cheng Yizhou looked at each other in conclusion.

Zhou concluded: "Don't worry, you will be beautiful!"

Lu Jia laughed so hard that she wanted to die.

【professional team】

["Photography Team"]

【"Do not worry"】

[Photography team of two people]

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

[She knows the show so well]

[Let’s trick Little S out first and then talk about it, right? 】

Little S: "Okay, I'll arrange what to eat, and I'll send you a seat. You just need to arrive before twelve o'clock."

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanjue immediately started howling like wild beasts!

Cheng Yi: "ohhhhhhh~"

Zhou’s conclusion: “ohhhhhh~”

【Sudden illness】

【War Roar】

【Ape-like appearance】

[Language guidance for Chinese boy]

[Hahaha, I knew that Huaxia BOY would be CUE at this stage]

Cheng Yi: "Now we have to do some things that men should do, because we have to go out after all."

Zhou concluded: "What is it?"

"What a man should do!" Cheng Yi's voice was very excited, "Of course, put on makeup!"

["What Men Should Do"]

[Of course it’s makeup (super loud)]

[I thought it was a squat]

[Redefining what a man should do]

【???That’s outrageous】

【Oh, man】

As soon as the scene changed, Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjue appeared in front of the makeup mirror. Their hair was tied up with hairbands and they were wiping it gently on their faces.

The filter is still pink, and the scene is quite eye-catching.

[I understand the truth, so why are you playing the theme song of Magical Sakura?]

["Beauty Blogger"]

【Ah ah ah ah, I'm blind】

[Asking for a pair of eyes that have never seen before]

Next, the video captured a scene of the group Yi and Zhou Jie's appearance.

During Cardcaptor Sakura's BGM, two people walked out expressionlessly, with expressions of contempt on their faces.

The barrage was shocking!

Lu Jia was also shocked!

The difference between before and after makeup, I can only say——

Nothing! No! Change! Change!

【Pink breath】

[Men should strengthen themselves, look at the mirror with yellow decals]

[fainted with laughter]

【Invalid makeup】

[I can’t say there has been no change, I can only say there is no change]

[Charm value +0]

【Become lonely】

【Can anyone tell me the difference after they finish painting?】

Lu Jia laughed so much that she peed. The effect of these two shows was so strong that it was so funny that it made people unable to stand up straight.

After randomly arranging transportation, Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjue appeared in the elevator.

Cheng Yi raised a finger: "Sister S, wait for us, let's do it!"

[Captain, I’m going to fucking do it! 】

【I’m so fucking Reiner】

[There are five kinds of spicy food in the world. I am going to be spicy. When I go to Shenyang to be spicy, you are too spicy. No matter how spicy you are, you will die on the spot.]

【Saucy!】

(End of chapter)