The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 617 "The most invincible challenge in history: I took Zhou Juju to go to Xiao S's house to have dinner in the third period" 2

Author: Ling Wusheng

Chapter 617 "The most invincible challenge in history: I took Zhou Juju to go to Xiao S's house to have dinner in the third period" 2

As soon as the scene changed, Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjue were already in the car.

Cheng Yi held the camera and pointed it at himself and Zhou Wanwan.

The perspective is from bottom to top, with two people and three chins.

[Predicting a link outside the window]

【Orange is so cute】

[Blind guessing has a global hunt]

Cheng Yi: "Search, search "Handbook for Chatting with Girls". Sister S was quite aggressive on the phone just now. Today we are going to suppress her!"

【Press her?】

[What are two men with wives studying here?]

[Note, these are two people with girlfriends]

Lu Jia looked confused: Are you sure this thing is really useful for little S? Little S is not a normal woman. Did you find the wrong book from the beginning?

Zhou concluded: "Oh? Suppress her? This is a very interesting idea, young man!"

[Hello everyone, I am a hearing-impaired person. I only heard "press her" and "hang her". What is the UP master talking about? 】

[You'd better be hearing-impaired]

[Should be a manual for chatting with aunties]

Lu Jia almost vomited with laughter, how can this broken road be driven!?

Zhou concluded: "Simple-level topics, what do you usually like to do, where are you from, what singers do you like, what movies do you like, wow, they are all invincible, these are great!"

[This question is like an IELTS speaking question hahahaha]

【Check household registration】

【"Invincible"】

【Torture】

[Asking these questions will warm her up all day long]

Seeing this, Lu Jia was already looking forward to it!

He was extremely looking forward to the two tormentors Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanjuan using these questions to torture little S!

There is already a picture!

In the video, Cheng Yi didn't notice any problems at all. On the contrary, he was very excited and said:

"This is just the shallow level, look at the mid-level."

Zhou’s conclusion: “At the mid-level, is there anything you’ve thought about for a long time but haven’t done yet? When was the last time you contacted friends who were once very close to you?”

[Little S: This is my random challenge, right? 】

[This is really a real IELTS speaking test, I laughed so hard]

[Question-and-answer chat is the most deadly]

【Torture, right?】

[Didn’t the driver laugh? Hahahaha]

"I thought of asking her to call her friend to help her repair the friendship and sublimate it!"

"The theme is guaranteed!"

"What do you value more when making friends?"

"Wow, invincible!"

"Let her talk about what she likes in us."

"Yeah!"

"If you were interested in a boy, would you take the initiative? That's awesome. I'll ask you this later."

【Hahahahaha I really laughed to death】

[No kidding, this book is sold somewhere, I want to buy it]

[Little S: I didn’t take a fancy to you? 】

["Just press this question later"]

[It’s so outrageous]

【What do you think of the situation in Syria?】

Cheng Yi: “But don’t let her catch us looking at our phones!”

Zhou concluded: "Wait! Wang Zuxian has texted back!"

Lu Jia made a "squeeze" sound and sat up in a dying dream:

Wait, Lao Wang replied?

[Heavyweight guests return]

[Character returns for a limited time]

[Running in both directions]

Two people said in the video.

"If we reject her this time, call her over!"

"Reject her!"

[Please remember this "reject her"]

【Ha ha ha ha】

["We reject her this time"]

Lu Jia held her breath, and the funny point of the Cengfan challenge so far is:

See who Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanduo call, see how Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanduo torture the guests, see how Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanduo fall into isolation, and - see how Wang Zuxian rejects Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanduo!

Come on, it's really interesting to see how Wang Zuxian rejects Cheng Yi and Zhou Judgment, okay?

After the call was connected, Wang Zuxian's gentle voice came from the phone: "Hello~"

Zhou Junjue shivered: "Good morning, good morning!"

Lu Jia laughed immediately: Hahahahahaha, what the hell? You said you called to reject someone, but why did you sound so weak when you opened your mouth?

Show off your aura and confidence as a king!

The barrage is also laughing and joking:

【"Good morning"】

[Say good morning to the king of zodiac at noon]

【Hahahahahaha】

[The goddess’ sense of oppression]

["Morning, early, early, early, good"]

【Brotherhood】

[Help, laugh out loud]

Lu Jia laughed so hard that his mouth was sore. He supported his mouth with his hands to prevent his laughing muscles from becoming more sore. He laughed "ho ho ho" and continued to look down with interest.

Zhou Junjue glanced at the camera, fat and timid:

"Um, are you at home?"

Wang Zuxian: "Huh? It's a bit windy outside, what did you say?"

["It's a bit windy outside"]

【The wind is very noisy today】

[On the fact that the wind made me deaf]

[Wang Zuxian also specially turned on the hair dryer for this purpose]

In the video, Zhou Junjue and Cheng Yi looked quite confused.

Cheng Yi:?(.ヘ°)

Weekly conclusion: (O_o)??

The wind is a bit strong? What's an old saying from the century? You seem to be kidding me?

Zhou’s conclusion: “In the desert?”

【Is God in the desert?】

Wang Zuxian: "No! I'm just shopping outside!"

[Can’t hear clearly, the wind is a bit strong → No, I’m shopping outside]

Zhou concluded: "Oh, then you are quite outdoors, the wind is so strong."

[Your shopping mall is quite ventilated]

[Understood, this wave is a tornado destroying the parking lot]

[Program effect explodes]

Wang Zuxian: "The typhoon is a bit big."

Cheng Yi: "Oh, typhoon, it shouldn't be in Taipei, there is no typhoon in Taipei!"

Wang Zuxian: "The signal is not good, the signal is not good."

With that said, she hung up the phone without leaving Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjue a chance to reply.

The video turned gray, and Cheng Yi and Zhou Jue were petrified——

[The sky is blue and there are paper cranes outside the window]

[There is a typhoon in the mall and the signal is not good]

[Hang up the phone with high emotional intelligence]

[Masters compete against each other]

[Hahahahaha Sister Wang is so cute hahaha]

[I was played by Wang Zuxian and understood]

["About the fact that we have found Xiao S but was rejected by Wang Zuxian again"]

Lu Jia is also so cute by Wang Zuxian!

Hahahaha, who knows? Wang Zuxian is really interesting.

In the beginning, her rejection was just an accidental incident in the show. Although the audience found it interesting, the laughter passed away.

As a result, after the third episode of the program, she relied on her upright character and endless ways of rejection, and she has become a reserved part of the challenge. If she had not been shaken, this episode would not be that interesting.

It has reached the point where her name will make the barrage laugh.

Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanwan did not deliberately create jokes, but it was this kind of natural laughter that made the program "Rice Rice Challenge" so effective.

This is the charm of "Rice Challenge"!

Cheng Yi is the eternal god!

Cheng Yi: "No, when we called her, didn't we want to reject her? Why did she become a licker again?"

Lu Jia banged the table and laughed, thinking: Do you still know?

["Becoming a licking dog again"]

[Mainly anti-customer]

[The goddess took it hard]

[Xiaoqian's Thousand Layers Routine]

[There is Joey Wong in every episode, but there is no Joey Wong in every episode]

[I was going to die laughing in the library]

[I suspect Joey Wong has been watching this series]

Zhou Wanqing comforted himself: "It's okay. Fortunately, we have Plan B today!"

[Little S: It’s broken, I’m a substitute]

[Little S: It turns out I’m just PLAN B]

[Pass it on, little S is the spare tire]

Cheng Yi corrected: "No, Wang Zuxian is Plan B! Today we use Plan A!"

[Cheng.Emotional Quotient.Yi]

[Why are these two so funny? Hahahaha]

Zhou Jundu suddenly pointed out the window without any physical performance: "Wow!"

Cheng Yi's eyes widened, and he said "Wow" and threw himself against the car window, as if he was about to jump out of the car.

Lu Jia became excited:

!!! Come on, come on, come on, the classic part must come on!

Cheng Yi exclaimed: "No way, is it like this now?"

[Is this already the case now? (referring to symptoms)

Zhou Jue couldn't smile from ear to ear: "It's outrageous, these two people are outrageous!"

[It’s outrageous (referring to the condition of the two people)]

In the video, the screen cuts to the outside of the car window.

In the sky, Cheng Yi used his poor Photoshop skills to create a picture of the moon.

At the center of the moon is an ancient selfie taken by Cheng Yi.

In the photo, he tilts his head in a coy manner, with his bangs covering one eye, which is quite unconventional.

An aircraft flew from the left side of the screen to the right side of the screen.

The aircraft has a photo of Jay Chou on it.

The funniest thing is that this section is set to the music of Time Travel.

Even though he predicted that the classic segment was coming, Lu Jia still laughed out loud.

He laughed until he couldn't take care of himself, he laughed until he was captured by the undersea exploration team and used as a sonar, causing the functional extinction of life in the Pacific, and he laughed until he crowed on the street and was captured by KFC to make a family bucket.

This was the loudest he laughed since watching this video.

As he wiped away his tears, he asked in his mind: Hahaha, why is it that Cheng Yi always surprises people and does such a good job that it's hard to see anyone's eyes?

The funny thing here is that Cheng Yi could obviously use more advanced special effects to make it more realistic, but he insists on using such clumsy special effects that can no longer be fake.

It is precisely because of the fake, even childish look at first glance, coupled with the artificial performances and exaggerated expressions of Cheng Yi and Zhou Jun, that there is a sense of contrast and it looks even more funny.

If it were for exquisite special effects, it wouldn't have this effect.

It can only be said that Cheng Yi knows how to edit and how to make the audience at Station X laugh!

Cheng Yi: "That's outrageous. These two are so hot that they have no friends!"

Zhou concluded: "No friends!"

[Hahahahahaha, laugh to death, evolved from wanted worldwide to wanted worldwide]

[The more you adjust, the more exaggerated it becomes]

[The more you p, the more outrageous it becomes, the moon is shining in broad daylight]

["Cosmic Wanted Order"]

【Galaxy Sinner】

["Traditional Programs"]

【Traditional Arts】

【It starts with you again】

【Gradually outrageous】

[Hahaha, Cheng Yi is so shy in this photo. Why are you standing there stunned? Take a screenshot! 】

[Laughing, interstellar travel is okay]

【This is too exaggerated】

[I immediately burst into laughter]

After the scene was over, Cheng Yi and Zhou Jun got out of the car.

Cheng Yi looked at the camera with a troubled face: "There's a big problem. I seem to have forgotten something. I didn't buy a souvenir!"

Zhou concluded: "Why don't you buy something nearby? Before she comes down?"

Cheng Yi: "Buying souvenirs downstairs from her?"

Zhou concluded: "Buy, buy, buy! Buy downstairs too!"

【Nearby Properties】

[Don’t buy melatonin? I don’t really agree with it]

Lu Jia laughed to death. It was okay to buy souvenirs downstairs.

Really. Very thoughtful etiquette!

In the picture, Cheng Yi shows the barley tea in his hand to the camera:

"We have already bought a souvenir, barley tea."

【It’s too easy to deal with, huh】

[These two people are so perfunctory]

In the video, there is no scene of buying barley tea.

Zhou concluded: "As the host, maybe his voice is not very good."

【Barley tea with milk】

[It’s better now. Little S’s voice is better, her voice is louder, and she’s more harmful to others]

Cheng Yi: "Wow, you are so considerate to us. Does Brother Jay usually treat Sister Kunling like this?"

In the video, Zhou Jun's expression suddenly froze.

Weekly conclusion:o_O ||

While avoiding the camera, he changed the subject: "Hey, hey? Will little S come down soon? I haven't seen her for a long time, and I don't know if she will recognize her!"

[Hahahahahaha, the Queen's wife is furious]

[Kun Ling: This fat man targets me every day]

[Details on the target]

【He feels guilty】

[Of course for my wife - advanced pranks]

[Sister-in-law mentioned on the way here]

【Dongwei Zhou】

[The classic takes into consideration the left and right and talks about him]

[Kunling: Do you think I won’t go to station X? 】

【"interrupt"】

【Change the subject】

Lu Jia laughed and cried: Jay Chou's reaction was really funny and he was so good at adjusting the effect of the show.

Next, the much-anticipated heroine Xiao S suddenly appeared.

Cheng Yi: "Coming, coming, she's coming!"

Conclusion of the week: “HELLO!”

Cheng Yi: "HELLO!"

In the video, Little S squeezed into the frame as soon as he appeared, arranging his hair in front of the camera:

"Your lens is pretty good! It makes me look pretty!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the video froze. In the magnificent BGM, her introduction appeared next to Little S:

Xiao S,Xu Xidi

Representative work: "The Coming of Kangxi", 100% entertainment, everyone loves to eat, the love of "eating"

Host, singer, actor, songwriter

Entertainment Circle Cixi

The barrage exploded in an instant.

[There was a loud noise in the sky, and S made a shining appearance]

[Cixi from the entertainment industry, hahaha, that’s so appropriate]

[Ah ah ah ah, I got an achievement and saw little S’s video on station X! 】

[Pause to read the introduction]

[Little S is in great shape]

[Hahahaha, look for the camera first when you come. As expected of Xiao S, I’m not afraid at all]

[The real Sheniu is here]

【I actually think it’s quite beautiful?】

[Little S takes the initiative here]

【Suppress her!】

Cheng Yi: "The main reason is that Sister S is naturally beautiful."

In the video, Little S looked at Cheng Yi, turning around and looking up and down:

"I have a little brother today. He looks so good~ It's been a long time since I had dinner with such a cute little brother."

【"younger brother"】

【???】

[Little S is a pervert]

[This one is even more heavyweight]

[Hot knowledge: Little S has touched William Chan, Nicholas Tse, Andy Lau, Jin Rong, Gu Youming, Edison Chen, Wang Leehom, Tao Zhe, Daniel Wu, Luo Zhixiang, Wang Dongcheng]

【S's daily life, my dream】

[Damn, I suddenly feel envious of little S]

[It’s over, Cheng Yi is in danger]

【Ah ah ah ah, let go of our oranges】

[Classmate Yang Yang is in danger!]

【Everyone, I am so excited!!!】

Lu Jia's eyes are also shining, this issue of "Rice Challenge" seems to have a new way of unfolding!

Across the screen, the audience felt the excitement of Little S:

"Hey, are you the kind who looks good but is wild at heart? There are many boys like this in Taipei. What brand of cigarettes do you smoke?"

["What brand of cigarettes do you smoke?"]

【Little S, it is indeed you!】

[The power of oranges being pinched]

【Bad woman】

[This series of videos finally has its king]

[On that day, people remembered the fear of being dominated by Little S]

[Challenge for free meals×Kangxi is coming√]

Lu Jia felt Xiao S's aggressiveness through the screen, but he——

It’s not a big deal to watch the excitement!

Zhou concluded: "Little S, long time no see~"

[Good brother Jay Chou, divert the flames of war]

Little S turned to look at Zhou and concluded:

"Long time no see. Oops, it's been several years since the last time, right? How is your relationship with Kun Ling now? Are you tired of it? Last time on the show, Kun Ling broke the news that it was you who went to visit her.

At that time, she was pregnant, so it’s okay! It’s so fierce~”

WOC!

Lu Jia was shocked all over, Little S is so fierce!

Also... I didn’t expect you to be such a kind of Jay Chou!

["How is your relationship with Kun Ling now?"]

["Are you tired of it?"]

【I love this woman so much hahahaha】

[Details of the pregnancy during the visit]

[Chou is murderous]

[Little S is going crazy]

[Director Jay sacrificed himself in order to help Cheng Yi, woo woo woo, he really did, I cried to death]

【tears】

[These two brothers are miserable today]

[Hahahaha, I am awesome, little S really dares to say it]

Zhou concluded: "Don't talk nonsense, we have a very good relationship. S, don't think that your marriage has failed, just think that everyone's marriage is the same as yours, okay?"

【Fight, fight!】

Little S: "I failed in my relationship? Huh! Last night we...were... all the time...!...and didn't stop! I failed in my relationship, so funny!"

【???】

In an instant, the barrage turned yellow.

【ah?】

【What?】

【what is it call?】

【What is called?】

【Can this be said? 】

[Wait a minute, this is not a car heading to kindergarten]

[What just ran over my face?]

[I shook my head after hearing this~]

[Little S can really speak pornographically anytime, anywhere, hahaha, I’m laughing so hard]

In the video, after Cheng Yi listened to Xiao S’s words, he was silent for a moment, thought for a moment, and handed out the barley tea:

"Sister S, this is our souvenir. It's good for your throat."

[Emphasis: Good for your throat]

【God is so good for your throat】

[Cheng Yi’s counterattack]

【Hahaha, Cheng Yishen’s reaction is amazing!】

[Cheng Yi reacts so quickly, he is worthy of being the number one short video guy, he is so good at grasping the effect of the program]

[Help, I’m going to have cramps from laughing]

【Reservation of famous scenes】

Lu Jia almost laughed out loud. What the hell is this? If this continues, the program will become restricted!

But it’s not over yet, the high energy in the video continues!

Little S was also silent for a moment, thinking a little, and said to Cheng Yi with a serious face:

"But do you know? The main effect of barley tea is...hey~"

Cheng Yi was silent in the video, and Zhou Jun was silent.

Lu Jia was silent outside the video, and so were countless viewers.

The barrage exploded exponentially like a nuclear explosion.

【This damn silence】

【???Something is wrong】

[Review: You’re quite a arrogant kid]

【I can no longer look directly at barley tea】

[I can no longer look directly at the word "tb"]

【tb(physics)】

[I hope next time I will understand mathematics in seconds instead of this]

[As soon as she finished speaking, I understood. Is there any way I can be saved? 】

[It’s hopeless, let’s reopen]

[I was implanted by yellow glasses]

【I'm not clean anymore】

【Gudao hot sausage】

Cheng Yi: "Sister S, where do you usually eat?"

[Skills Cheng Yi uses: nothing happens + change the topic]

[23333 But this problem is so difficult to transfer]

Lu Jia also laughed: Cheng Yi, do you know that you are really not good at changing the topic?

Little S said: "We usually eat in the mall! How about we eat first?"

Zhou concluded: "Eat first."

【2333 Let them get away with it】

While walking on the road, Cheng Yi lowered his head and flipped through his cell phone and started to take the initiative:

"Ask a question, is there anything you've always wanted to do but didn't have the time?"

Zhou concluded: "Yes, let's talk about it. You have always interviewed me, and now we will interview you too."

[Awkward Zone UP Master]

【Starting to get embarrassed】

【talk show】

[If you start a topic, just talk about it? 】

["We can't let her see us looking at our phones"]

【Start torture】

[Main mission in progress]

Little S: "Can I say anything?"

Lu Jia clearly saw the dangerous light flashing in little S's eyes.

He was suddenly excited!

It’s quite a treat to invite Little S for this episode, it’s so right!

[Hahahaha, little S is going to use his magical powers again]

【I like little S so much】

【Let’s talk about things that can’t be said/dog head】

Cheng Yi: "It's not like I can say anything. This video is going to be posted online."

[Cheng Yi is scared]

【Don't be a coward】

[That’s right, why are you being cowardly! Everyone here is an adult, it’s time to talk about adults]

Little S: "Snatch Lin Chiling's man, I will prove that I am more attractive than Lin Chiling! Can you help me?"

【???】

【!!!】

【Lin Chiling:???】

(End of chapter)