The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 619 'The Most Invincible Cengfan Challenge in History: I Bring Zhou's Conclusion

Chapter 619 "The most invincible meal challenge in history: I took Zhou Juju to go to Xiao S's house to have meal, the third issue" Ended

Author: Ling Wusheng

Chapter 619 "The most invincible meal challenge in history: I took Zhou Juju to go to Xiao S's house to have meal, the third issue" Ended

[Subway mobile phone for the elderly]

[Handsome is really handsome, oily is really oily]

【A bit cute】

【What's going on with your heartbeat?】

【If you had a boyfriend like me, what time would you go home? We are all at home!】

[Sister S, my hair is oily. Why is it oily? I have no reason to love you!]

[Bao, I had diarrhea today. What caused the diarrhea? Did you drink Anmuxi?]

【Fear】

Little S gushed: "No, you two, a Chinese king-level singer, and a half-singer + actor + video maker, can't you put together a serious talent? You can even sing a song?!"

[Hahahaha, Xiao S is so depressed]

[Little S: Don’t touch me]

[I'm sorry, Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanjue focus on torture]

Great rant!

Lu Jia also wanted to say, is it illegal for you to perform a serious show?

Do you have to make a living?

Zhou was dissatisfied: "What happened to you in magic? What happened to you in magic?!"

[Conclusion of the week: I speak for the magic]

[To clarify, this is what we magicians are like]

[I know you are in a hurry, but don’t be anxious yet]

[Here I go, this is the meme of our King of Glory!]

[Nonsense, it’s obviously our fault!]

Zhou Junjue looked at Cheng Yi and asked, "Do you think there is a problem?"

Cheng Yi shook his head and spread his hands: "I think there's no problem? Do you think there's something wrong with me?"

【Mold problem】

【With my little hands spread out, no one loves me】

[Cheng Yi:\_(ツ)_/]

【Orange is so cute, replay it a hundred times here】

Zhou Junjue shook his head and spread his hands: "I think there's no problem~"

【These two are so cute hahahaha】

[CP feels so satisfying, really]

[Are you two singing the oboe here?]

[I won’t watch Deyun Club without you two]

【I hit it, I hit it】

While watching this episode, Lu Jia almost died laughing. The tacit understanding between Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanwan was so strong that even ordinary conversations could bring out humor.

In fact, Lu Jia was very envious of the friendship between Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjue.

Cheng Yi and Zhou concluded that the trajectory of their friendship is:

We don’t know each other → "I made a song in the style of Zhou Milk Tea!" → First meeting → Collaboration song "Young Young Promising" → "Chongfan Challenge Phase 1" → "Chongfan Challenge Phase 2"

→ "The third phase of the rice challenge".

At the beginning, the two were strangers to each other, but after several video shoots, the two have become good friends with a tacit understanding.

It can be seen from the details of the two people's relationship that they appreciate each other rather than just playing around.

With such a big age difference, and living in one area in the south and the other in the north, they actually get along so harmoniously and so congenially, and have become true friends. It's really amazing!

Lu Jia was filled with emotion, it was really: You and I were not meant to be together, it was all up to me (Cheng Yi) to take the initiative.

In the video, Little S’s expression is like this:｀Д|

[Find the psychological shadow area of little S at this time]

[It may be unforgettable in a lifetime]

【A look of despair】

[Hahahaha little S is down]

Little S: "Then let's do the third task. The third task is very simple. Order food."

【"Very Simple"】

[Please remember this is very simple]

[It turns out that I haven’t ordered food for so long]

[Little S is really good, I love this task three]

[I’ve been playing with you for a long time and haven’t ordered yet]

Lu Jia also laughed and cried. The progress bar has reached three-fifths. Will this issue be divided into two parts?

Zhou’s conclusion: “Order? Dot, dot, dot, dot!”

Cheng Yi: "Is there such a simple task?"

["There is such a simple task"]

Weekly Conclusion: “Ginger Hen!”

Little S: "Okay!"

【Ouch~】

Cheng Yi: "Tiger spots!"

Little S: "Okay!"

【Ouch~】

Conclusion of the Week: “Golden Shrimp Balls!”

Little S: "Okay!"

【Ouch~】

Cheng Yi: "Grilled mullet roe!"

[These two people are really rude]

[This part of Little S is so cute]

[Little S looks doting on his face]

Little S: "I can't remember it. You can ask the waiter to remember it later!"

Zhou concluded: "Then let's just call."

Cheng Yi: "Call."

When Little S saw Zhou Junjian standing up, he stretched out his hand to interrupt: "Hey, stop!"

【Wait——slow——】

[Sorry, I was too early to speak]

【Danger】

【Cunzhi Challenge】

【Smash Varudo】

[Scored twice]

[Hat trick, repeated torture]

[I met my nemesis]

Cheng Yi: "Stop again?"

【Completely passive】

Little S said: "Can ordering food be a task? It is impossible for you to order food so easily. I will assign a line to you, and you will order a dish for each line you say."

[Little S is so good at organizing things]

[Who is the owner of UP, hahahaha]

[Both of these men don’t know the program process. Isn’t this the host of UP?/Gotou]

[Exclude these two men first]

[Cixi’s aura]

[It’s so hard to eat a meal from you hahaha]

[It’s really not embarrassing for little S to do this, and it’s pretty good too]

Zhou concluded: "Come on Cheng Yi, come on."

Cheng Yi quit: "One person only, what do you think?"

Little S: "Don't I have to say a line before? The line is: Little S is the lover of my dreams, the most beautiful in the world! When ordering, it goes like this, for example:

Little S is the lover of my dreams, the most beautiful girl in the world, and she is so beautiful!"

["Little S is the lover of my dreams, the most beautiful in the world"]

[Little S is so good at it hahahaha]

["There is such a simple task"]

[Cheng Yi*Chou: Tired, destroy it]

【numb】

[Hahahaha, laugh until you burst into tears]

["Let me give you some honey"]

[What about the little S you promised?]

【This earth can no longer stay】

[Large social death scene]

In the video, Cheng Yi’s expression is like this:

＿|￣|○

Zhou’s conclusion looks like this:

○|￣|＿

Kneel down!

Zhou concluded: "Why don't you just stop eating this meal?"

Cheng Yi stood up and echoed: "Yes, I suddenly feel not hungry anymore."

[Maybe, maybe, maybe, I suddenly feel not hungry anymore, but that’s okay]

["How about you stop eating this meal"]

[I collapsed due to two torture kings]

[Hey guys, let’s take the rice challenge. This time, we’re going to eat rice without a head.]

[Eating anything will only harm you]

[This is the first time that two annoying people have a meal they don’t want to have]

Little S stared, clasped his hands, and yelled: "Who dares to leave?! Can't you just say this? Waiter, waiter! Order food."

In the video, the fat on Zhou Jun's chin is visible to the naked eye.

Cheng Yi was also frightened to the point of shaking his body.

The camera also gave him a close-up:

I saw Cheng Yi first looking at Zhou Guanjue, then at Little S, raising his buttocks, wanting to walk quietly, then hesitantly putting his buttocks down, sitting back, jumping sideways repeatedly throughout the process, hesitant.

Later, the word "coward" was put on his head.

"Hahahahaha~ What a fool!" Lu Jia beat the bed crazily, making her burst into laughter!

Cheng Yi's eyes are so funny, hahahahahaha, he looks like a primary school student being caught by the teacher, the comedy effect is too strong!

Absolutely awesome!

[Little S’s invitation is so right, hahahaha, they should be cured]

[Dr. Jay’s fat body shook a little hahahahahahahaha, I almost died laughing, this is too funny for me hahahaha who understands]

【From the Heart】

[Hahahaha, little S’s sense of oppression is too strong]

[The Overlord stiffly raises his bow]

[Close the door and release the waiter!]

[Cheng Yi*Zhou’s conclusion: I really want to escape, but I can’t escape~~~]

[Cheng Yi’s performance is so funny, hahaha, are you so afraid of little S? 】

【I'm already starting to feel scared~】

【Bloodline Suppression】

After the waiter came in, Little S pointed at Zhou and concluded: "This gentleman will order."

[Please let him die first]

[Click to kill]

【Diancao】

[Sister S specializes in treating autism]

Zhou Junjuan pretended to be nonchalant and said: "Little S is the girl of my dreams, the most beautiful in the world. Order a golden shrimp ball."

Cheng Yi and Xiao S were laughing next to them.

【Invincible embarrassment in the world】

[Why does the waiter have to bear such a heavy burden of life?]

[Waiter: We are professionally trained and generally don’t laugh unless we can’t help it]

[It has seriously deviated from the original intention stated when leaving the house]

【I can not stand it any more】

【I can’t do it anymore, I can’t do it anymore, I can’t fly anymore】

[I turned off the video and then turned it on again]

【Escape from this planet, really】

[I was immediately embarrassed by this program]

[Toe gripping training]

After the weekly conclusion, it was Cheng Yi’s turn.

Cheng Yi's smile disappeared in a second. The moment he took the menu, his hands were shaking:

"Little S is the girl of my dreams, the most beautiful in the world (Bibi in a low voice), order a grilled mullet roe! (Super loud)"

After reading it, he wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

Lu Jia's finger was already on the escape button. He felt like a thorn in his back, a lump in his throat, sitting on pins and needles, and facing a formidable enemy!

Really, it’s so embarrassing! Why is it so embarrassing?

After reading this paragraph, he felt that he would have to live for several years and would not be able to get out of his life for more than a year and a half.

["Dead lips and cold teeth"]

【I am torn apart】

[You can even dig out a Potala Palace]

【I am about to laugh out loud】

[No, this is really funny]

[It’s over, my stomach hurts hahaha]

[Torture the waiter, right?]

[Laughing so hard that my surgical incision is about to burst]

Finally, the awkward ordering process was over.

Little S sat in the main seat and commented: "You are really too restrained!"

【"Restraint"】

She personally demonstrated: "You should do this."

I saw her raising her arms as if Ultraman had transformed, and shouted:

"Little S is the girl of my dreams, the most beautiful girl in the world, Guiling Gao!!!"

Lu Jia laughed out loud. Little S was so quintessential, perfectly replicating the way the hero in the Japanese manga calls out the name of his skill.

[Seeing that little S is really nothing compared to a big witch]

[The spirit of the older generation of Wanwan artists]

[In front of Sister S, Cheng Yi and Zhou Judgment are the younger brothers among younger brothers]

[This is the real awesomeness of Little S]

【This is too cruel】

[Sister S is here to treat them today]

[A hosting career of one to twenty years is not a boast]

[This turtle jelly made me laugh]

[Little S is really good at it]

Little S: "This is the most handsome thing!"

[Little Scarry in the audience]

Cheng Yi and Zhou concluded: Haha~

Then, seeing that there was nothing to talk about in the scene, Cheng Yi suddenly asked Xiao S: "Do you have any good friends like that?"

["Don't forget your original intention"]

【Start again】

[Secret Technique: No Transition Interview]

[Suddenly inserting the topic hahahaha]

Little S: "Yes, my best friends since childhood, such as Aya."

【Aya!!!】

Cheng Yi: “We need to keep in touch.”

[Please contact me more often (kind face)]

Little S: "Indeed, what next? Continue."

In the video, Cheng Yi was stopped by the question and lowered his head to look at his phone.

Little S: "Is this question so difficult to remember? Do you have to check your phone every time?"

["I won't look at my phone in front of her"]

["Pay attention to concealment"]

【Pull】

[Good guy, see through it directly]

[Don’t be too obvious]

Lu Jia was laughing so hard, hahahaha, Zhou's conclusion and Cheng Yi's previous FLAG were all reversed without exception!

Nothing about suppressing Little S or about "don't look at your phone in front of her" was fulfilled!

This slap in the face makes a snapping sound!

Lu Jia felt hurt for them.

Cheng Yi: "I didn't look at my phone. I went back to WeChat. Oh, what qualities do you value most when making friends?"

["Not looking at the phone"]

【Little S Interview Show】

Little S: "You're careless, just naive."

Zhou concluded: "That's it, we have too many evil intentions."

Cheng Yi: "Then let's go?"

["We have many thieves"]

[As we all know, people like to emphasize what they don’t have]

[Then let’s go?]

[Little S looked like a fool the whole time, hahahaha]

[Conclusion of the week: I’m so good]

[Little S: You two better not leave, you two are quite heartless]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha these two people are short-sighted]

Little S: "Finish the meal first, finish the meal first."

[Little S::You can leave after the meal is over]

Finish the meal first.

Eat first.

Finished eating.

over.

The atmosphere suddenly fell silent. Cheng Yi touched his chin and his eyes wandered. Zhou Ju picked up the knife and fork and put it down again.

Cheng Yi had a "forget" on his head.

Zhou Ding had a "word" on his head.

The sum total is: forgetting the words!

Little S won't let them look at their phones anymore, they must forget their lyrics!

Little S looked left and right and collapsed:

"Why don't you look at your phone again? Look at it again, I beg you, and I haven't come up with anything yet."

Cheng Yi and Zhou concluded that it was as if they had been granted amnesty. They lowered their heads and quickly scrolled through their phones.

Lu Jia laughed, hahahahahaha, these two people finally made Xiao S feel awkward!

I was suppressed for a whole video and finally got a win!!!

[Go to jail]

[Oh, I can’t carry it with me]

["It won't be awkward today"]

[Even Little S can’t bring these two people along hahahaha]

[Being in jail??? feeling uncomfortable all over]

【How can someone be so embarrassed? 】

【Ultimate torture】

[Hahahaha, look at your phone]

Zhou Judi found the question on his mobile phone, raised his head and asked:

"What gives you the most sense of accomplishment?"

Little S: "I just want you two to have dinner together."

Cheng Yi:o(Д)っ!

Weekly conclusion: (｀Д)!!

Then the two of them: (*▽｀)ノノ applauded

"This sentence is enough!"

"full!"

【The layout is open!】

[Little S is so good at warming up]

【sublimation】

【"pattern"】

【"Emotional Intelligence"】

【ohhhhhhh】

[Put your emotional intelligence on the public screen]

【Burning up】

【Don’t eat when you are full】

Everything on the screen and the dishes are served.

Seeing the awkward situation, Cheng Yi suddenly pointed at the plate and exaggerated:

"Wow, there are exactly three buns!"

Zhou Dujue reacted quickly and exaggerated:

"Wow, exactly three of these buns!"

"Pfft——" Lu Jia spit out a mouthful of salt soda:

Hahahaha, what the hell?

Dare I ask, are you two playing inverted sentences?

Also, why is it that you, a native of Taipei, are the one doing the inversion? It’s Cheng Yi, a native of Shandong, instead of the one doing the inversion!

Couple swapping identities challenge?

In the video, Cheng Yi picked up one for each of Xiao S and Zhou Ding, leaving the last one for himself. He said:

"What a good friend. Three bags."

Little S was stunned for a moment, looking a little embarrassed. He looked at the bun repeatedly, and finally put it on the empty plate and said:

"But I don't want to eat steamed buns now. I want to eat some meat first."

Cheng Yi had already put the bun to his mouth, but after hearing Xiao S's words, he immediately placed the bun on the empty plate:

"Ouch~ I'm not going to eat it anymore, just put it aside."

It was as if this was his own decision.

Zhou Shuju quickly followed up and said:

"Put it aside, I won't eat it."

Very bachelor!

Little S was completely off guard. He covered his forehead and smiled bitterly:

"Copy Ninja, right?"

【Hahahahahaha】

【It tortures you both so much】

[I can no longer tell whether it is the effect of the program or not]

[It was so embarrassing that I ran away]

【Old torture king】

[Cheng Yi and Zhou concluded that their embarrassing abilities are so strong that even She Niu Xiao S can’t handle them hahahaha]

【S's helplessness】

【Kakashi】

[Little S went home and saw that the sole of his foot was gone.]

[Little S: These two are really indescribable]

[The top ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty: car breaking, being tortured, filling with lead, playing the pipa, and having the intestines pumped out. The top ten tortures of the 21st century: the first phase of the Kan Ceng Fan Challenge, the second phase of the Kan Ceng Fan Challenge, and the third phase of the Kan Ceng Fan Challenge.

】

The video has reached the twenty-minute mark, and the progress bar guy is finally about to die.

In the video, Cheng Yi and Zhou Wanwan forced Little S into a small corner.

Cheng Yi: "Introduce yourself!"

[Interrogation scene]

[If you are kidnapped, just blink]

[Self-introduction of the suspect]

[The feeling of being kidnapped hahahaha]

[Hahahaha, how did you convince Xiao S to cooperate with you? 】

[This perspective will make me laugh to death, and then inherit my ant flower? 】

[It’s time for interrogation]

【Fixed links】

[Abnormal shooting]

[Perspective of Today’s Dharma]

[This matter starts with a female star named Wang Xinling]

Little S: "My name is Little S, and my real name is Xu Xidi."

Zhou concluded: "It's 'a' host, right?"

Little S: "Ah, yes."

Zhou concluded: "What do you think hosting has brought to you?"

Little S: "It brings money, fame, fortune, and honor!"

[Chasing fame and fortune, little S]

[Hahahaha, really honest]

【Nothing seems wrong 23333】

【The one who flies violently to heaven】

【Reality in the world】

[Although I chase fame and fortune, I am also down-to-earth]

【Onepiece belongs to you】

Cheng Yi: "Oh, it brings happiness, right? What do you mean?"

【Forcibly salvage respect】

[Cheng Yi is trying to find compensation]

【"hapiness"】

[Hahahahaha, Cheng Yi was challenged]

Little S suddenly realized: "Oh, your program must have positive energy, right? That's okay!"

The next second, the later stage cast a layer of holy light on Little S's face. She spoke with a righteous tone and a sonorous tone:

"It has brought me audiences and fans, which is incomparable to any money. It has given me friendship and companionship."

After saying that, she covered her mouth with her hands and whispered to Cheng Yi:

"By the way, cut off the part just now for me!"

Cheng Yi, who had his back to the camera, slowly stretched out his hand and made an "OK" gesture.

"Or or or or or~" Lu Jia was laughing so hard that she kicked her legs crazily on the bed!

Hahahaha, mom, little S is so funny, Cheng Yi is so bad, the effect of this program is really amazing, coupled with Cheng Yi's editing skills, it is simply the icing on the cake, even more powerful!

Cheng Yibi’s OK gesture at the back was even more of a stroke of genius, making people laugh to death without paying for their lives.

["It has brought me audiences and fans, which no amount of money can compare to. I have gained friendship and companionship"]

[Good guy, it’s all about skills]

[I burst into tears, but I was still thinking about the fans and audience]

["Help me cut that paragraph just now"]

[Cheng Yi: OK, I definitely don’t know how to cut, don’t worry]

[She has me in her heart woo woo woo woo]

[Bad woman whining]

【"Acting"】

【Understand the applause】

Taipei, seeing this, Xiao S was filled with rage and squeezed out two words from between his teeth:

"Cheng Yi!!!"

She turned on her phone and called Chen Yanming, the director of "The Truth, Flowers and Everything":

"Hey, Lao Chen, invite me to invite Cheng Yi to the next show. I will beat him to death on the show!"

Chen Yanming: "Cheng Yi? That Cheng Yi who is an Internet celebrity? Isn't it hard to invite him now?"

Little S said firmly: "Don't worry, he will agree!"

Chen Yanming: "Why?"

Little S: "He ate my food."

Chen Yanming:???

In the video, the torture continues.

Zhou concluded: "Thank you very much for your invitation and treating us to a meal today."

Cheng Yi: "Yes, we didn't know each other at all before. Because of this meal, Sister S and I have known each other. Sister S, then what do you think this meal today is a big deal?"

【Start to induce confession】

【random】

["Cloze"]

【Don’t say it】

【Fill in the blanks game】

Little S: "It's fate."

["Forced to Answer"]

【"fate"】

Cheng Yi: "What kind of event is fate?"

Little S: "As long as everyone is available and has contact information, I like you."

[The bastard looked at the mung bean, and his eyes met]

[If you are well-informed, you belong]

[You who do fill-in-the-blank questions]

Zhou concluded: "So what kind of event was it?"

【Unspeakable event】

[Melt-in-your-mouth event]

[Crazy hint]

【Is this a fill-in-the-blank show?】

【What the hell is this?】

[It looks very much like the way my Chinese teacher guided me to answer the question]

Lu Jia was also anxious when he saw it: Good guy, it has changed from inducing a confession to forcing a confession! Just put the value on it, right?

Cheng Yi: "The world is so big, it's hard to touch."

Little S: "Let it happen."

【Random alms challenge】

[Let’s change the name of this show in the future hahahaha]

[This show should be called Awkward Challenge]

In the video, Zhou concluded with a tremble: "What?"

Cheng Yi's eyes lit up: "Change another word."

As the video played, Lu Jia held her breath.

Little S looked at the camera, very uncertain: "Whatever -"

Cheng Yi lengthened his voice: "Ji"

Little S: "Random!"

Cheng Yi and Zhou concluded: "ohhhhhhhh".

Cheng Yi: "Hey, I'm full!"

[Good guy, this is not a hint, it is directly stated, right? 】

【With what?】

["The password is correct"]

【Extreme Pull】

【ohhhhhhhhh】

Zhou concluded: "I'm full! Now S, you have to say a number. If the number of likes for this video of ours is reached, the next one will be updated."

Cheng Yi: "4 million, 4 million, 4 million..."

【Devil Whisper】

[Program shady story]

[It’s real, let’s challenge those who have scripts!]

Little S: "Then four million!"

[Hahaha, little S’s eye roll is so cute]

【Fuck him in one day!】

Everything on the screen, Cheng Yi and Zhou Junjue appeared downstairs.

The two people tilted their heads and leaned in front of the camera.

In the upper left corner of the video, a line of text appeared: In the joking session, from the moment Sister S invited us to dinner, we established a mullet roe friendship.

【God your mother mullet roe friendship】

【It’s started, it’s started】

【Biggest winner mullet roe】

"Why does she invite us to dinner?"

"Yeah, I don't understand it either. I originally went to her house to have a meal. It violates our principles! Such behavior will definitely not be allowed next time!"

["Why does she want to invite us to dinner?"]

[Good guy, I made a mistake in inviting you to dinner]

["White-Eyed Wolf Link"

【Sichuan Opera Face Changing】

[Professional qualities of the older generation of artists]

[As soon as the guests left, the two people quickly came out of their isolation]

[Classic after-dinner summary]

[Classic "I am my father when I borrow your money" moment]

【Real Feeling Session】

[How many truths are told in jest]

【These two resentments】

Cheng Yi: "And they forced us to perform our talents. We were not satisfied with the performance. When ordering, we were asked to say that Little S is the most beautiful. Is this allowed? Isn't this just taking advantage of our beauty to commit murder?"

[Committing murder based on beauty]

【Two Annoying Spirits】

Zhou concluded: "This person is very outrageous. I can only say that this person is very outrageous. She spent more than two thousand on this meal, right? Just ordered so much delicious food? Does she want us to get fat?"

【"Very Excessive"】

[Little S is really grand]

[Put down your chopsticks and scold the cook]

【The scraps of not acknowledging the debt after eating】

Cheng Yi said: "Scheming, this person is very thoughtful! What else do you have to complain about?"

[You can join the BBC hahaha]

Zhou concluded: "I had a great day today!"

Lu Jia covered her forehead. These two people were so shameless. In order to make a living, they could even say things like "It's a great time."

He really opened his mouth to eat and kept his mouth shut to curse, showing his ugly face vividly.

【???】

["Having a great time"]

[These two people only deserve to drink cold water/laugh and cry]

【Are you polite?】

【"Ugly Face"】

[Is he a human? Hahahaha]

Cheng Yi: "Yes, crazy consumption of our will, but she was right in the end. Four million likes will be updated for the next issue. Wow, this number is not too much! How did she guess it right?"

["How did she guess it right?"]

【Asking even though you know it】

【Cheng.Green Tea.Yi】

Zhou concluded: “I don’t know.”

【"have no idea"】

[Maybe someone shameless gave her a hint]

Cheng Yi: "Yeah, I don't know. Hey, it's such a coincidence, so that's the end of today's video."

["What a coincidence"]

[It’s too clever to force it]

Zhou concluded: "Who is the next star?"

【Wang Zuxian!】

【Fang Wenshan!】