The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 683 The skit is disappointing and the audience’s dissatisfaction is building up

Author: Ling Wusheng

A media studio:

"Xiao Liu, are you ready?"

“I’ve already opened the Spring Festival Gala on my laptop!”

"Okay, you are the main force tonight, remember to take screenshots and report at any time!"

"clear!"

"Xiao Zhang, where are you?"

"Editor-in-Chief, I'm ready here. I'm now writing down the highlights of the first program!"

"Okay! Come on everyone, although today is New Year's Eve, we can't relax!"

"Understood!"×n

Two X station up owners are talking on the phone.

"Are you going to release a special video for this year's Spring Festival Gala?"

"Of course it will be published. Do you want to publish it too? What content do you plan to write? Let's discuss it and don't mess with it!"

"I definitely want to write a sketch feature to catch on to our first brother's popularity."

"Damn, I figured this out too!"

"No! You change, brother, I'll let you do it next time!"

"You...Okay, okay, then I'll write about Liu Qian's magic trick at the Spring Festival Gala, and by the way, talk about his previous public opinions on the Internet."

"Brothers!"

At this time, scenes like this are happening in countless places.

The Spring Festival Gala is the biggest event on the Internet every year, with memes and jokes flying everywhere, complaints and jokes!

As soon as the Spring Festival Gala started, it naturally attracted countless attention.

All the major media and self-media accounts were glued to the TV, gearing up and racing against time. They wished they could concoct an article on the spot and quickly post it online to become a hot topic for discussion.

If they can publish an article first, they can take advantage of it and attract a wave of fans. This is what they want to win.

On the Internet, countless jokesters are also ready, ready to spray at any time.

Among them, Weibo and Zhihu are the main battlefields of jokers. At this time, Weibo has established relevant entries for the 2019 Spring Festival Gala, and Zhihu has also created related questions: "What are the highlights of the 2019 CCTV Spring Festival Gala?"

", "How to evaluate the 2019 CCTV Spring Festival Gala", etc.

"The Spring Festival Gala has started, let's see if it's good or not!"

“Blind guessing doesn’t look good!”

"My broadsword is thirsty!"

"Criticize Cheng Yi to death!"

"Brothers, you can watch the CCTV Spring Festival Gala first. I'm going to Dijing TV!"

"Stop! It's so shameless! This kind of thing should be done by me!"

After the host opens the show, one program after another is played on the stage.

"To be honest, this dance is old-fashioned and has nothing new!"

"It's so funny, what kind of surprise do you want? It'll be nice if it doesn't cause any trouble for you!"

"The show of the Hundred Lions Announcement is not bad, it's quite festive!"

"Still looking forward to cross talk and sketches."

"Has the cross talk started yet?"

"Right now!"

"Is it Xiao Yueyue again this year?"

"right!"

"Looking forward to it! I will be happy when I see this face in the spring evening!"

Soon we came to the only cross talk show in the audience that attracted a lot of attention, performed by Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue: "Wonderful Words"

Yue Yunpeng: "We have been cooperating for more than ten years!"

Sun Yue: "Yes!"

Yue Yunpeng: "He is also very kind to me!"

Sun Yue: "Yeah!"

Yue Yunpeng: "Help me often!"

Sun Yue: "Help!"

Yue Yunpeng: "Always support me!"

Sun Yue: "Yes!"

Yue Yunpeng: "He always helps me, really, he always helps me carry my shoes!"

Sun Yue: "Wait a moment, wait a moment, and I'll bring you your shoes?!"

Yue Yunpeng: "Ah!"

Sun Yue: "You know it's hard for me to bend down by myself? I'll carry your shoes for you!"

Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue performed very hard on the stage, and the audience also burst into laughter at the right time.

But the audience in front of the screen and netizens online didn't seem to buy it.

"Damn it, what the hell! Aren't these all pieced together from previous works?!"

"I thought there was a surprise, but the result is similar to last year. I won't watch a cross talk a second time. After all, I am a big layman and I like to listen to thin-skinned stories."

"It has lost its "smartness", and the jokes are very old. The audience seems to be a shill, which makes me feel embarrassed."

“Personally, I feel it’s quite embarrassing, the jokes are quite old, I can’t find the point of laughter, and I don’t quite understand the humorous method of saying one thing three times...”

"It's quite satisfactory. Although I can't find any major faults, it's really light on the baggage. You won't get much if you listen to cross talk in a hurry, but you can get a taste of it if you listen to it a lot!"

"The pace is too fast, and the baggage is overturned before the groundwork can be stabilized, but it is understandable, after all, it is the Spring Festival Gala."

"It's not as good as a small theater, but the advantage is that Xiao Yueyue's personal control ability is top-notch, which plays a role in warming up the show."

Language programs are a mirror of the Spring Festival Gala. If the language programs can stand, the entire Gala will stand.

The first cross talk or sketch in the Spring Festival Gala every year bears a very important responsibility, because many people go to the Spring Festival Gala for the cross talk and sketch. If the first cross talk or sketch is not good, then it is nothing!

Although there were no major mistakes in the cross talk between Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue, it did not bring any surprises. First of all, it made the audience lower their expectations for this year's Spring Festival Gala.

"Hey, it's the same as last year, nothing new!"

"Just by watching this skit, you will know that all you want is no success and no fault."

"I'd better go play games!"

"I won't watch anymore!"

After performing the skit, Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue came off the stage. Backstage, the two of them wiped the sweat from their heads and relaxed from their tense state.

Sun Yue asked: "Do you want to go online and read online reviews now?"

"It's better not to watch it!" Yue Yunpeng still knew how his work was going, "That's it anyway, the performance is over, there's no point in watching it anymore, let the netizens have their say."

Sun Yue nodded: "That's true!"

The other actors were a little envious when they saw Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue. They were relieved after performing in the Spring Festival Gala! But they were not relieved yet!

Under the high pressure of the Spring Festival Gala, they prayed wildly in their hearts, praying that nothing would happen to them when they took the stage.

After "Quotes" was finished, the skits interspersed in the program were also uploaded one by one!

Basically, actors perform on stage, and the audience curls their lips in front of the TV.

"Platform":

"This skit is really uncomfortable. Whether it's a close friend on the platform or a totalitarian relationship between young couples, it keeps promoting the image of girls being unreasonable and boys compromising. The most important thing is that the core of the irony is not seen!

"

"The character of Yang Zi in the sketch is really fascinating. I feel that the core characteristics of Tianyuan Luquan are concentratedly reflected in this character. The contrast between the sudden awakening at the end and the unreasonable troubles in the previous part is too strong, which makes people feel very uncomfortable!"

“The image of husbands who are afraid of their wives and wives who are unreasonable or mean-spirited is too often created.”

"Typically the form is greater than the content. Dozens of extras, a big screen and live scenery, such a big battle, can you create such a mediocre work?"

"I don't know how married men feel when they see the couple portrayed by Tong Dawei and Yang Zi. Anyway, as a person who has just been married for more than a year and this is the second Spring Festival after marriage, I can see it.

Very unhappy!!!”

"Let me talk about the most intuitive feeling here, which is that the more I watch it, the more embarrassing it becomes... In a sketch, several things that have little to do with each other are arranged, and then Railway Jingcha is asked to play the role of the neighborhood committee aunt many years ago.

, mix everything in, and everyone will be happy in the end...Such a skit is suitable for government reports and performances, but it is a bit lacking in weight when placed in front of the public, especially during the Spring Festival Gala."

"Office Story":

"It's funny, but why do I think I've seen it?"

"This, this, this?! I can't bear the old songs and old cross talk...Are the old sketches challenging the audience's bottom line?"

"I really feel like I've seen it...did I travel through time (⊙o⊙)"

"Joyful comedians have used [face covering] before, and the more I watch it, the more familiar it becomes!"

"I actually saw a story with the same skeleton many years ago, but the director was a man. I just thought that the Spring Festival Gala should be brand new, representative of China, at least not so similar. I was a little disappointed."

"Occupying a Seat":

"Shen Pain's skit is on?! Surprise!"

"Ahhhhh, this lineup is so powerful, they are all big names from Happy Twist!"

"Wait a minute, I've been watching it for ten minutes, why haven't I laughed yet?"

"To be honest, this skit made me a little embarrassed."

"As a post-95s generation, I saw Hao Jian in the Spring Festival Gala when I was still sensible. I also watched every movie of Happy Twist in the future. At first, I was a little excited when I saw all these familiar faces. Then the more I watched, the more?

??This plot is too cliche!

From the moment Shen Tong started arranging seats for others, I knew that it was him who wanted to occupy this seat in the end, and he went through a lot of trouble to get it, and there were not many laughs.

I was so happy that I wanted to wait until the end to see if there would be a twist, but then I found out that the skit ended within a minute or two after I walked into the wrong classroom?

I know the social reality that this skit wants to reflect, but isn’t the first purpose of the skit to make the audience laugh? When watching this skit, so much embarrassment overflowed the screen, and I have been waiting so long for nothing!!!”

"Shen Tie Ma Li, who doesn't quite believe in the support of the show, came up with this work...it's not very funny and a bit embarrassing!"

"Indeed, it's too mediocre, and it doesn't have enough laughs. It's a very average sketch. It would be okay if it was included in some comedy competitions. It would be too boring to do in the Spring Festival Gala!"

"To be honest, although this sketch has assembled the strongest lineup of Mahua, the content of the work is not satisfactory. Maybe our expectations are too high."

"Love's Chauffeur":

"Can you tell the truth? It's really not funny!"

"I have laughed at other sketches, but this one is really not funny!"

"Guo Donglin and Shao Feng came to the Spring Festival Gala for retirement?"

"Pretending to be crazy and acting stupid!"

Soon, the four sketches were finished, and before midnight, there was only Cheng Yi's "Ten Years of Work Off Stage" left!

The audience has already started to curse!

"These four sketches are all valuable! They were so hard, I really vomited!"

"Boring, boring, boring!"

"What a show!"

“It’s outrageously bad!”

“Laughing loudly has become a luxury again today!”

"Pretending to be friendly to the people, but actually making a bunch of nonsense to humiliate the audience!"

"Garbage garbage garbage!"

"Stop reading and go to sleep!"

"I'm too naive, I shouldn't have had hope in Cun Wan!"

Main control room.

Liu Zhen looked ugly. When the Spring Festival Gala camera panned the audience, many black faces appeared. This intuitively reflected the poor reaction of the audience!

At the Spring Festival Gala, there were audience members with bad faces. It’s hard to tell what the situation is like online!

But he was still a little unwilling and asked: "How are the online reviews?"

Several staff members looked at each other like quails, shrinking their heads, pouting their lips, and not daring to speak.

Liu Zhen shouted: "Say! I can still bear it!"

A young boy bravely said: "Director Liu, the online reviews are not very good. They are mainly focused on sketches and cross talk, but -", he added: "Netizens rate Lin Chiling's dancing and Liu Qian's magic very highly.

!”

A girl also replied: "Yes, Director Liu, many people on the Internet praised Liu Qian's program! It's really a stroke of genius that you asked Liu Qian to come!"

Liu Zhen's face was still ugly and had not improved at all. He had high hopes for these sketches, especially the sad sketch, but he did not expect that the audience would not like it, and no one at the scene laughed loudly. This was completely beyond the expectations.

His expectation was a complete failure!

If the audience loss is serious and the subsequent ratings are not good, he, the chief director, cannot absolve himself of the blame!

Liu Zhen assigned a person to say: "You go to Cheng Yi and tell him that he must perform well and don't be nervous. Do you hear that? Go quickly!"

"Okay! Director Liu!" The man left angrily.

Liu Zhen's hands were sweating, and he thought to himself: Cheng Yi! It depends on your program now! Don't make any mistakes!