The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 684 Cheng Yi is attending the Spring Festival Gala! Enter

Author: Ling Wusheng

"It's over. These skits are not good to watch. I guess the Internet has already criticized it now!"

"No need to estimate, that's it!"

"This year's Spring Festival Gala is canceled again. Just wait and wait for people across the country to scold you online!"

"Not only people across the country, but also overseas Chinese are watching. We have let them down again!"

"Well, right now, I don't know how many people are poking at our spine and scolding us for not doing a good job!"

"What are the ratings now? If the ratings are good, I can still get a lot of abuse."

"I just heard from other places that the ratings have been dropping from the beginning to now, maybe even more than in previous years!"

"The Spring Festival Gala is no longer good. It cannot keep up with the times."

"We've tried our best, but what can we do? We got all the happy twists, but the happy twists don't work! I didn't even find that sketch funny!"

"Only Cheng Yi's sketch is left, and I don't know if it can turn the tide."

"It was good when I watched the rehearsal, but who knows whether the people across the country will buy it?"

"That's right! Cheng Yi and Wei Xisheng are both inexperienced. They really shouldn't mess up the performance on such a big stage as the Spring Festival Gala, right?"

"All I can say is don't have high hopes!"

Backstage, Cheng Yi and Wei Xisheng were waiting.

Wei Xisheng was so nervous that he kept trembling. He closed his eyes and took several deep breaths to no avail. He had no choice. He had only performed in troupes, but he had never been on such a big stage!

Cheng Yi's condition is a little better. After all, he has experienced strong winds and waves. This kind of scene will not crush him.

At this time, a staff member hurried over and said:

"Teacher Cheng Yi, Teacher Wei, you two are ready to go on stage. It's time for our show!"

Hearing this, Wei Xisheng's body trembled, and his heart jumped directly into his throat!

Cheng Yi nodded, and then said to Wei Xisheng: "Xiaosheng, let's go on stage! Don't be nervous. You can act as you normally do when you go on stage. If you are nervous, just look into my eyes."

"Okay!" Wei Xisheng's chest rose and fell, and he responded with a firm look, "Brother Cheng, don't worry, I will never hold you back!"

Cheng Yi: "Let's go!"

It was finally time for "Ten Years of Work Off Stage" to come on stage, and Zhu Jun and Zhu Xun sang in harmony.

Zhu Jun: "With this beauty, I am also wondering, at this moment, dear you, are you doing what you love? Are you fighting for your dreams?"

Zhu Xun: "The next sketch tells a story about dreams and original intentions."

On the screen, subtitles slowly appeared:

Sketch: Ten years of hard work in the audience

Screenwriter: Cheng Yi

Director: Cheng Yi

Actors: Cheng Yi, Wei Xisheng

Online.

“Finally it’s Cheng Yi’s skit!”

"Brothers, get ready to spray hahahahahaha!"

"I want to see what the quality of Cheng Yi's sketch is, and it actually squeezed out Uncle Ge and Uncle Pan!"

"It's coming, it's coming!"

"Hahahaha, let's see if I don't spray you to death!"

"Cheng Yi's skit is the finale before midnight, so brave!"

A certain media office!

"Get ready, the big one is coming! Xiao Liu and Xiao Zhang, put down everything you are doing now and pay close attention to all the details of this sketch. By tomorrow, there will definitely be a lot of scolding articles. If we want to stand out, we must criticize

Come up with some tricks!"

"I understand, editor-in-chief, just watch it! Even if this sketch is full of holes, I will find a thousand sores and a hundred holes in it!"

"Don't worry, I'll be more restrained when it comes to other sketches. I'll be the first to comment on Cheng Yi's sketch!"

The UP hosts of two stations X are on a call.

"Good brother, Cheng Yi's sketch has started. How should I write this copy? Cheng Yi is the first brother in X station after all. If he writes too hard, he is afraid of being criticized. If he writes too hard, he is afraid that the sketch will be too bad and he will not be able to restrain himself!"

"My suggestion is that you specifically look for the bright spots to talk about, don't talk about the shortcomings, and please the wave of Cheng Yi fans."

"Isn't this bad? How about I tell you all the pros and cons?"

"Don't! With all the advantages and disadvantages, both sides will be offended. You might as well stick to Cheng Yi's side."

"Okay, what you said makes sense, but the skit must not be so bad that I can't even find the bright spots. That would be embarrassing!"

Fourth aunt's house.

"Xiao Yi's skit is on, hurry up, hurry up, turn up the volume!"

"The remote control is in your hand, you can command me"

"Can't I take a photo and post it in the group?"

Cheng Yijia.

"Watch TV, watch TV, it's time!"

"Is this it? Are you sure?"

"Oh, that's it! Sit down quickly! Xiao Yi will be on stage soon!"

"Third brother, you are really blessed. You and my sister-in-law have never cared much about Xiao Yi since childhood. Now look at it, Xiao Yi has even attended the Spring Festival Gala!"

My father-in-law giggled, his dark face looking very shy: "Neither my mother nor I can read, it's him who has made his own achievements."

The fifth aunt was filled with envy: "Now let alone the town, even Xiao Yi is famous in the county."

The second aunt said that this was true. She said: "Two days ago, I went to the county to buy things. When I was in the car, people said that there was a Spring Festival Gala performer in our town and that he was promising."

The fifth aunt helped: "That's not true. Now that Xiao Yi is famous, everyone wants to introduce a wife to Xiao Yi."

Cheng Yi fan group:

"You have made great achievements after ten years on stage!"

"Coming, coming, I saw it!"

"The little UP owners I followed at the beginning are now attending the Spring Festival Gala. It's really like a dream!"

"As long as Cheng Yi is awesome!"

"A lot of people are complaining on the Internet now, but I believe that Cheng Yi can definitely create miracles!"

"That's right, those people don't understand Cheng Yi. Cheng Yi has never disappointed anyone, and so does this sketch!"

"Hehehe, I'm already expecting Cheng Yi to slap them in the face!"

A communication group for sketch lovers.

"Get ready to see the clown laugh."

"I announce: The biggest farce in the Spring Festival Gala of this century is about to happen!"

"I want to see what Cheng Yi is doing!"

"Cheng Yi is very shameless. He is the director, the screenwriter, and the performer. Are you really not afraid of being struck by lightning if you overdo it?"

"Yeah, I'm so crazy. I still don't believe that Cheng Yi can do this sketch well. He's just a video maker, and he doesn't fit in with the sketch. If he insists on doing a sketch, he won't break his head and bleed.

You’re not willing to give in, are you?”

"Anyway, I just want to see a river of blood!"

"Just wait and see how he ends up!"

A certain Peking Opera family.

"Old man, can your eyes handle it? Just rest! It's the same thing as waiting to watch the replay tomorrow."

"Can that be the same? Today is the day when my disciple will attend the Spring Festival Gala!" Li Hongtu blew his beard and glared. He waved and said to a four or five-year-old boy, "Xiaoye, come here."

"Grandpa, what's wrong?" Xiaoye walked up to him obediently.

Li Hongtu held Xiaoye in his arms, pointed at the TV and said, "Watch the Spring Festival Gala with grandpa!"

"Okay, Grandpa!" Xiaoye looked at the TV screen, his black and white eyes without any impurities.

On the TV, Wei Xisheng walked onto the stage alone.

BGM is the music in "Mansion Gate": "Stage".

Looking at the surrounding scenery, it is a talent show stage.

Wei Xisheng's eyes widened, he stood in front of the microphone, made his appearance, and opened his voice:

"When I saw the princess stealing the order arrow, I couldn't help but——"

"Come on, I'm sorry to interrupt." A voiceover came, "Aside from Peking Opera, do you have any other talents?"

Wei Xisheng said: "I can raise the tune even more!"

Almost as soon as he appeared and opened his voice, people started talking online and offline at the same time.

A certain household in a certain community.

An old man asked his grandson: "Is this the sketch that squeezed out Cai Ming and Pan Changjiang?"

The grandson replied: "Yes, grandma, it's this skit."

"Ouch~", the old man said worriedly, "Why are you so raw!"

She usually likes to watch a sketch or listen to a cross talk, and she knows almost every sketch actor and cross talk actor.

Every time she watched a sketch and saw an acquaintance, she would feel at ease, because the acquaintance had past qualifications as a guarantee, and no matter how much she pulled her hips, it would be hard to see where she was going.

But having a raw face is different!

There is no guarantee that he will act well. Who knows whether he will perform well or not?

Just looking at it makes me feel unsure.

Therefore, when he saw Wei Xisheng, the old man became worried and felt that this skit might not be funny.

Discussions have also begun online.

"Peking opera theme? Isn't this very niche?"

"Why is Cheng Yi so busy doing sketches and Peking opera!"

"It's a no-brainer. I finally called on Guo Jia to protect Peking Opera!"

"zz is correct and Cheng Yixue will understand!"

"How about calling Cheng Yi smart? Otherwise, how could he attend the Spring Festival Gala?"

Amidst the questioning, the sketch slowly unfolded.

Wei Xisheng: "Director, I can also play the female role (▽｀)"

Voice-over: "Come down."

Wei Xisheng: "Painted Face ()"

Voice-over: "Come down."

Wei Xisheng: "Little painted face╮(╯▽╰)╭"

Voice-over: "Get down here (broken sound)"

"No, no, no! I just got off the stage and was hit by a lamp, and then I suddenly appeared in the rental house where I was a child. This couldn't be -"

"reality show!"

"This is a model I made when I was a kid! How did you find it? It's amazing!"

"This is the carpet I used to practice on when I was a kid!"

"That still from when I was a kid singing in an opera!"

"This is the outfit I used to sing when I was a kid!"

"And when I was a kid!"

The audience burst into laughter:

"Hahahaha, and what did I think when I was a kid? It's so interesting!"

Audiences who were not very optimistic at first suddenly discovered:

Hey, why is this skit so interesting? It doesn’t seem to be as bad as you think?

Some sensitive netizens discovered a deeper problem:

"No, why did the Spring Festival Gala appear in time travel? Wocao, this is unprecedented!"

Other netizens also started discussing:

"Holy crap, I just realized it when you told me about it! It seems like there has never been a time-travel sketch in the Spring Festival Gala!"

"It's not just that there have been no sketches with time-travel themes. Even if they cross the line, many of Zhao Benshan's and Shen Tong's sketches have been deleted and will never see the light of day again."

"Cheng Yi is really the son of the Spring Festival Gala. The Spring Festival Gala actually gave him such a big green light!"

"This skit is interesting. It's a signal! It's a signal of willingness to tolerate new things! Based on this alone, this year's Spring Festival Gala is a huge improvement!"

"Suddenly we are looking forward to it. Maybe Cheng Yi is not just messing around. He is really trying to give us a surprise!"

"Look again, look again, this is just the beginning!"

On the stage, Cheng Yi and Wei Xisheng continued to perform. Wei Xisheng was very nervous and almost moved out of position several times. However, Cheng Yi used his strong psychological quality to eliminate possible stage accidents.

Wei Xisheng looked at Cheng Yi's firm eyes and slowly entered the performance state.

Wei Xisheng: "Practice!"

Cheng Yi: "Stand at the palace gate and call me Xiaofan~~"

Wei Xisheng stepped forward to stop him: "You can't yell blindly!"

Cheng Yi: "Xiaofan!!!"

Wei Xisheng: "Pay attention to your position!"

Cheng Yi: "Xiaofan!!!"

Wei Xisheng: "This, this will ruin your voice!"

Cheng Yi: "Xiaofan!!!"

Wei Xisheng: "Stop singing!!!"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Wei Xisheng covered his throat!

Cheng Yi turned to look at him: "What's wrong?"

Wei Xisheng: "Why did I sound like this?"

Cheng Yi looked anxious: "I'll practice again, I'll practice again, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Cheng Yi: "Fan!!!"

Wei Xisheng: "No!"

Cheng Yi: "Fan!!!"

Wei Xisheng: "Okay, stop singing!"

His voice is even hoarse!

Wei Xisheng: "You have to use methods!"

"Yes, use the method!" Cheng Yi thought for a moment and sang again, "Call Xiao Fan~"

"Yes, as long as you use the method -" Wei Xisheng's voice recovered and became clearer, "Is it so immediate?"

In front of the TV, countless viewers applauded.

This section is really amazing!

The interesting and novel setting, the smooth transition between clear and hoarse voice states, and the intense and fast dialogue between the two, as if they have been tempered for thousands of times, have cooked together into a pot of delicious food that is full of color, flavor and flavor!

It’s so satisfying!

On Zhihu, someone quickly commented:

"Oh my God, Cheng Yi is so amazing, isn't he? Which Spring Festival Gala program is not performed by a large number of people, and is also full of celebrity traffic, as if they are afraid that no one will watch their skits, but they still dare to only

Two people acted, and Cheng Yi also found an amateur. The whole performance was not weak, but also so exciting! He is really very capable! And this newcomer is really awesome, and his opera skills are vividly displayed!"

"Cheng Yi's performance is also very good. He really has a lightness to it. He brings a heartless and innocent character to life. He is a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy. No one would believe him. It is very convincing.

I originally thought he was going to the Spring Festival Gala to gain a lot of gold, but I didn’t expect him to be so popular! He really came with a good script and good acting skills! He is the king of crossovers, damn, but this skit only started for five or six minutes.

, I hope to maintain a high standard in the future and not let people down!"

"If I want to maintain a high standard, I have to apologize to Cheng Yi! I underestimated him! This man is such a genius!"

On the illegal blog, someone left a message in the topic square:

"I just took a look at the Spring Festival Gala. Who is this boy in costume? He is so handsome. His smile just now moved my heart. Oh my god!"

"This is Cheng Yi!"

"Reminder from the front row, he already has a girlfriend!"

"Ah, why are all the good-looking little brothers snatched away!"

"Sister, I am also a fan. He is so talented and handsome!"

"Where is the person who was scolding just now? Where is he now?"

The skit continues, and the plot gradually gets better: after realizing that the changes in the small self will lead to changes in the big self, the "big self" Wei Xisheng began to use "cuteness" to trick Cheng Yi into giving up studying Peking Opera.

Cheng Yi: "We can also sing!"

Wei Xisheng: "Ah?"

Cheng Yi faced the audience with a ferocious expression: "I rented an apartment in the alley where you live~"

The camera cut to the Spring Festival Gala auditorium, where several audience members laughed.

A few sharp-eyed viewers in front of the TV noticed it.

"Is this the first time the audience has laughed from the bottom of their hearts tonight?"

"Finally it's not a fake smile, this smile is so real, it's just that I'm being amused!"

In the main control room, Liu Zhen saw the reaction of the audience, and joy appeared on his face: He is getting better! Cheng Yi really got better after the skit was aired! He was not wrong about the person!

At this time, a staff member hurriedly walked over and said as he walked:

"Director! The data department sent a message that the data has recovered!"

Liu Zhen was stunned: "What?"

The man said: "All the lost viewers have come back! Our ratings have increased!"

"Okay, okay!!!", Liu Zhen said "ok" three times in a row, and then waved his hand, "We will investigate again and report again!!!"

In the main control room, other people's faces also showed joy: Cheng Yi is really a great savior!

At this moment, all over the country:

A certain household:

"Husband, what are you doing in the bedroom?"

"I'm working on a manuscript."

"Don't rush yet, come and watch the Spring Festival Gala, this skit is so interesting!"

"You know you never look!"

"Oh, come here! This is so beautiful!"

A certain group:

"Brothers, come and watch the Spring Festival Gala, Cheng Yi's sketch is so interesting!"

"I watched it too. I apologized for my rude remarks before. I almost cried with laughter!"

"It's real and fake, don't lie to your brothers, right?"

"No! It's really beautiful!"

"Then you swear!"

"I swear on my own merit!"

"Awesome!"

"powerful!"

"Then I'll go take a look!"

"Go quickly! You can still see the exciting parts if you go now!"

A certain forum:

"Let's just say, Cheng Yi's sketch is the best language program in recent times!"

"What do bar friends think of Cheng Yi's Spring Festival Gala skit?"

Online:

"Hahahaha, this CALL BACK is so interesting!"

"23333, this is Cheng Yi's own song! Cheng Yi, is it really okay for you to ruin your own song like this?"

"Hahaha, family members, I really want to apologize. This skit was really interesting. I wrongly blamed Cheng Yi. I now start to believe in Cheng Yi and Cheng Men~"

Wei Xisheng: "Stop singing, that's how Mengmeng was scared away in the first place."

Cheng Yi asked: "Isn't it better for me when I grow up?"

Wei Xisheng immediately came and said: "The alley where you live——"

"Okay, okay -" Cheng Yi stopped him and said with a frustrated look, "What should I do? I can't learn to sing either!"

Wei Xisheng saw hope coming and tried his best to persuade: "No, aren't we doing this all for Mengmeng?"

Cheng Yi's eyes became firm: "For the sake of Mengmeng, I will learn!"

Cheng Yi: "Where you live——"

Wei Xisheng continued: "I rented an apartment in the alley where you live~"

"Huh?", the audience exclaimed, this young man is quite capable! He can even sing? He can sing quite beautifully? This is so unexpected!

But the audience was not surprised for a few seconds, and then things took a turn for the worse. Wei Xisheng's singing style quickly changed from pop music to opera singing, and the whole thing was the same:

"Because I want to meet you unexpectedly!!! Three years in high school, why did I——"

And when he sang "Why", he just put the knife on his neck, making a show of committing suicide.

Wei Xisheng: "Why?"

The audience laughed like crazy!

When it comes to "why", Wei Xisheng's shocked eyes are so hilarious!

Moreover, his "why" is also combined with the lyrics, and the design is very subtle!

The live audience is laughing, the TV audience is laughing, online netizens are laughing, and the actors backstage are laughing too.

Shen Tong: "I'm so dissatisfied! I laugh every time I watch this sketch. It's really of a high standard."

Ma Li said sarcastically: "You are still laughing. After tonight, the Internet still doesn't know what to say about us. We don't care. The main thing is you. I guess you will be labeled as a coward by the unscrupulous media again."

Shen Tong: "Just buckle it, I'm missing a hat on my head!"

Ma Li: "That's true."

Wei Xiang sighed on the side: "Hey, this skit would be great if we could perform it!"

Seeing everyone suddenly looking at him, Wei Xiang waved his hands quickly: "Don't look at me, I was just joking!"

Shen Tong: "This idea of ​​yours is very dangerous!"

Ma Li: "Quite dangerous!"

the other side.

Yan Ni: "Hey, this sketch is really incomparable."

Zhou Yiwei: "It seems that my acting is getting better and better."

On the other side:

Guo Donglin: "The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead! We are getting old."

Shao Feng: "Yes, the world is dominated by young people now!"

Another side.

Shang Daqing: "They can hold their own on a stage as big as the Spring Festival Gala. The future of these two young men is limitless!"

Again and again.

Jia Ling: "Our skit hasn't been released yet, but I guess the effect of our skit won't be that good."

Zhang Xiaofei: "Well, we tried our best, don't let others pull us too much."

Cheng Yi begged for mercy: "I don't want to sing, it's not right, it doesn't sound good!"

Wei Xisheng feigned anger: "You don't believe me? Ah? You believe that I can travel through time, but you don't believe this? You believe that Qin Shihuang paid me, but you don't believe me?"

The audience laughed like crazy again: Hahahaha, what the hell is this word?! Do you believe that Qin Shihuang paid money, but you don’t believe me? This joke is really new and good!

Many people gave a thumbs up to the TV: Cheng Yi, you are worthy!