The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 685 Cheng Yi went to the Spring Festival Gala! Part 2

Author: Ling Wusheng

Chapter 685 Cheng Yi went to the Spring Festival Gala! Part 2

Wei Xisheng: "I found a job, very close to your dormitory~"

【2333 changed his voice again】

【Hahaha】

Wei Xisheng was angry: "Tell me what are you thinking?!"

Cheng Yi said with a smile: "I was wondering if the female role would be gentler."

[Hahahahaha, the female characters are all here]

【Awesome】

【So funny】

Cheng Yi: "Oh, is there no other way?"

Wei Xisheng: "Otherwise, if you can play a musical instrument or something~"

"Hey~" Cheng Yi smiled, "=3=Shhhhhhh"

Wei Xisheng: "Whistles don't count!"

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha made me laugh so hard】

[My stomach hurts hahaha]

[Whistles don’t count, hahaha, the beginning of the co-writing should be here]

[These two living treasures amused me to death]

Seeing this, the audience all discovered the awesomeness of this skit. This was no random script. It was clearly half a masterpiece!

As for why it is half a masterpiece?

Because this masterpiece hasn’t been finished yet!

Everyone is looking forward to whether this skit will give them more surprises!

The result is - yes!

This skit has so many surprises!

Next, Wei Xisheng performed the guitar, and then performed the singing, chanting, and beating in Peking Opera. When Wei Xisheng did a backflip and then Thomas spun around in a 360-degree circle to get up, the whole audience was excited, and the cheers almost broke out.

The ceiling of the Spring Festival Gala venue!

The camera showed the audience in the audience. Many audience members stood up spontaneously and clapped their hands until their faces turned red! Many audience members' faces turned red and their whole bodies trembled!

Netizens on the Internet are going crazy!

"Wocao, my skin is getting goosebumps!"

"What? What is this? I want to ask what on earth is this!!! Can I ever see such an awesome work on the Spring Festival Gala stage one day?!"

"This is called art and innovation!"

"It's so strong! I'm going to fucking cry!"

“I’m a person who doesn’t pay much attention to Peking Opera, but now I suddenly feel like it, what should I do?!”

"The performances of the two in this section are so strong, it's a perfect match!"

"If I had literary talent, I would not hesitate to use any words to praise this work. But I have no culture, so I dedicated one awesome sentence to it."

A certain household.

An old man who loved Peking Opera suddenly stood up, with tears in his eyes, and shouted: "Okay!"

Another household.

A young boy pointed at the TV, feeling overwhelmed with emotion and unable to control himself, and said to his parents:

"Dad, Mom! I still want to continue learning Peking Opera, and I also want to attend the Spring Festival Gala!"

Another household.

In the home of a radio and television leader.

A leader put down his chopsticks and praised: "This work is great! Great!"

A conversation between two UP owners.

"Hello? Hello? Brother, why don't you speak?"

"I, I'm so stupid! How the hell do you expect me to believe that Cheng Yi can actually produce such a sketch? Is he a god?"

"He is not a god, he is Brother No. 1 of Station X! You can always trust Brother No. 1!"

"So what now? How do you write your copy now?"

"How else can I write it? Tell it like it is! But now I am worried that if I tell it like it is, I will praise it too much. To be honest, I really love this work so much!"

Then again to a certain household.

In a single apartment, a young anchor was eating instant noodles and watching the Spring Festival Gala.

At this time, he also had tears in his eyes and was very excited.

In the past, although Internet celebrities, bloggers, and anchors made no money, they were always in an inferior industry. They were called Internet beggars, stinky beggars, and lower-level reservoirs in the entertainment industry!

He is often looked down upon by others and is even ashamed to mention his career and dare not tell his family that he is doing live broadcasts.

But from now on, such remarks can stop!

As the number one Internet celebrity in China, Cheng Yi makes movies, writes songs, and attends the Spring Festival Gala. He single-handedly raises the social status of Internet celebrities and raises the ceiling for Internet celebrities!

When others asked him in the future, he would openly say that he was an Internet celebrity. If anyone dared to look down on him, he would throw Cheng Yi's name in their face:

What? You look down on Internet celebrities? Cheng Yi even went to the fucking Spring Festival Gala and was officially certified, and you still look down on Internet celebrities? What qualifications do you have to look down on Internet celebrities?!

At this time, such a sense of pride arose in the hearts of countless self-media people:

They are proud of Cheng Yi and proud of themselves!

On the stage, the performance continued. "Little self" Cheng Yi discovered the selfishness of "big self" Wei Xisheng. He did not ask him not to learn Peking Opera just for the sake of Mengmeng. He did not let him learn Peking Opera.

Just for your own future!

But when the "big self" Wei Xisheng took out the "cute" wedding photos, the "small self" Cheng Yi fell silent.

Wei Xisheng said with a sad face:

"Let me tell you the truth, Mengmeng ran away with someone else because I had no money. In my time, not many people watched Peking Opera. Do you know how much a performance costs? Do you know how long it takes for me to do it?"

Do you want to accept a show? Mengmeng has already given birth to a second child with someone else!"

After Cheng Yi's repeated efforts, the house prices and commodity prices in the original work were not retained at all, but the second child was retained.

【Alas, the tears of the times】

[I don’t know much about it, but I feel sorry for it]

[I decided to go to an offline Peking Opera performance and support Peking Opera with my own actions~]

【I am coming too】

【Same as above】

【＋1】

Wei Xisheng originally thought that Cheng Yi would be depressed, but when Cheng Yi heard this, he laughed out loud.

Wei Xisheng didn't understand: "What are you enjoying? It's not with us!"

On the stage, Cheng Yi's clean and young face was flawless and transparent, and she smiled brightly: "As long as she's nice."

[Oh my god, how could Cheng Yi write such beautiful words? 】

[It’s really unusual to think of such a word, especially for a boy!!!]

[Yes, yes! This sentence really pokes me!!!]

[Things that a teenager can say]

[It’s such a cute little dog, “It’s okay as long as he’s good”]

【Ah ah ah ah, Cheng Yi’s youthful look is absolutely stunning!】

[Oh my god, this micro-expression is really distressing]

[This acting skill is amazing]

At this time, the camera went to the audience. I don’t know if the director did it intentionally or not, but the camera accurately showed Yang Hanyu sitting in the auditorium.

Cheng Yi’s fan base instantly exploded:

"Yang Yang!? Yang Yang went to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Wocao, the director will give you the camera!"

“Damn, I’m so sweet on New Year’s Eve!”

"My dear, these two are so beautiful, aren't they? Cheng Yi took Yang Yang with him to the Spring Festival Gala!"

"What kind of fairy couple?"

"They are real!!!"

"Ah, are there still people who doubt that they are not real?"

"Another day to be touched by other people's love!"

"Awesome! I didn't expect that one day I would be doing CP on CCTV!"

"Look at Yang Yang's eyes!!! There is light in her eyes!"

"There must be light. If my boyfriend goes to the Spring Festival Gala, I will go crazy, okay?!"

"There is no other star-chaser like Yang Yang. I really envy her!"

""Rebirth: I took my girlfriend to the Spring Festival Gala""

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu In the sketch, as long as we talked about it, it's fine as long as she's fine. In reality, we stay together and live together, inseparable. Cheng Yi can write scripts!"

"Some people are watching the sketch, and some people are looking in the mirror."

Yang Hanyu’s family.

Yang Hao was so excited: "Ah ah ah, mom, it's my sister, this is my sister! My sister is also attending the Spring Festival Gala!"

Yang's mother was also very excited. She wiped her tears and said, "I saw it, I saw it!"

Xiangnan, Zhuzhou, a certain community.

A middle-aged man was watching the Spring Festival Gala. When he saw this scene, he was stunned.

He knew that Cheng Yi was his uncle, but he never expected that his uncle would be so outstanding.

Not only did he attend the Spring Festival Gala, but he also made an appearance with his daughter.

He said with emotion: My daughter is really lucky to have found a good boyfriend!

In a factory in Guangdong Province, Xie Wenyu and several workers did not go home during the Chinese New Year and were visiting the factory.

In the dormitory, there were several takeaways and a few empty wine bottles on the table. There was only some soup and water left in the takeaways, which were all eaten.

Xie Wenyu was sitting on the bed, watching the Spring Festival Gala on a coworker's tablet. When he saw Yang Hanyu's face, Xie Wenyu clenched his fists.

The co-worker noticed something strange about him and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xie Wenyu pointed at the screen and said: "This is my ex-girlfriend!"

"Pfft hahaha!" Everyone laughed.

"This is your ex-girlfriend, Wen Yu. You can lie to others, but don't lie to your brothers!"

"That is, can the people who come to watch the Spring Festival Gala be ordinary people? Look at what other people are wearing, they are all famous brands, and look at what we are wearing, does it cost three hundred yuan for the whole body?!"

"Okay, okay, brothers know that you are making them happy, but this bragging is too big."

Xie Wenyu said stubbornly: "This is really my ex-girlfriend."

Everyone burst into laughter again, shook their heads, and ignored him.

This guy has no clue and is usually unreliable. Now he is pointing at a pretty girl on the Spring Festival Gala and saying she is his ex-girlfriend. It is really funny.

Xie Wenyu's heart felt like it was being gnawed by thousands of ants, and he was in unbearable pain. Among the laughing crowd, he was the only one not laughing, but because of this, he looked like a clown.

A certain community in Tanzhou, southern Hunan.

Wang Jing looked pale, covered with a blanket, and half lying on the sofa. She finally aborted the child, but the root of the disease was left behind. Seeing the dazzling Yang Hanyu on the screen, she was like a honey pot. She had never

For a moment, I lamented the unfairness of fate.

Why?

Obviously we were both the same before!

She scratched her hair and her eyes were red: Could it be that I made the wrong choice?

On the stage, the sketch continued.

Wei Xisheng: "I know, I know you may not listen to what I say, but I do it all for your future!"

Cheng Yi: "Then I have to work harder and be more diligent? Then in the future I will -"

[This expression is so good]

【Holy shit, I want to cry】

【However, this is not the reason why you are not diligent enough or hardworking enough.】

[It’s so sad to see]

Wei Xisheng burst out emotionally: "I am your future!!!"

【I am your future】

【I am your future】*99

[It’s hard not to be shocked]

[Grass, I’m so helpless]

Wei Xisheng: "Anyway, you have seen that you will have the same virtue as me from now on. As for how to choose -"

On the stage, a thunderbolt sounded.

Wei Xisheng: "I was shocked. As for how to choose——"

Another bolt from the blue.

Wei Xisheng: "Does this mean you want me to go back?"

Another thunderbolt struck.

Cheng Yi: "It's quite urgent!"

In front of the TV, many viewers burst out laughing, with tears in their eyes.

Damn, I’m so moved. What are you kidding me about?

Cheng Yi, you piece of shit, please forgive me for being moved!!!

Wei Xisheng: "Then I won't tell you anymore. I'll go back first! I just hope that you can live a more comfortable life than me!"

After that, he got into the cabinet, and three seconds later, he got out again: "Why can't I go back?"

Cheng Yi pointed to the door: "Would you like to try the lower stage door? The general exit is the upper stage entrance, and the entrance gate is——"

Wei Xisheng waved his hand impatiently and interrupted: "Hey, okay, okay!"

He opened the door curtain and walked out from the entrance. After a while, he turned back and said, "You can learn to shoot short videos. They will be very popular in ten years!"

[Hahahaha, this joke is okay]

【233333】

【LOL】

[This joke can be played]

【Is this skit coming to an end soon? I feel so reluctant to let it go!】

After saying that, Wei Xisheng no longer lingered and really left.

Cheng Yi was the only one left on the stage.

Cheng Yi wore a costume and walked to the wall in despair. He looked at a photo of a performance of a children's Peking Opera competition on the wall and froze——

【It hurts】

【Starts to cry】

[A very in-depth work]

[There is a lens language, it’s really good to match it with the movie]

[Adapted into a movie, it’s great]

[Cheng Yi has something in his eyes]

The scene slowly darkened...

The curtain opened again, and Wei Xisheng appeared on the stage holding a camera, with a modern city in the background.

For a moment, he was a little confused. It was obvious that he had just come back from the future and could not distinguish the situation. However, when he saw the equipment in his hand, he quickly reacted. He beamed with joy and said loudly:

"Hello everyone, I am an UP owner who strives to bring happiness to everyone, Cheng Yi!!!"

Seeing this scene, the people at the scene didn't think much of it, because they were all middle-aged and elderly people and didn't understand this joke very well, but in other places, there were people watching TV, watching online live broadcasts, using mobile phones, tablets, and computers.

Cheng Yi's fans, those who know a little bit about Cheng Yi, are all in an invincible spiral of 360 degrees of laughter!

Zhihu is crazy, Tieba is crazy, Weibo is crazy, and Chengyi’s fan base is also crazy!

"Hahahahahaha, what the hell is this! Don't be too funny, hahaha!"

"Made me laugh out of bed hahahaha!"

“God of Gods!!!”

"Hahahaha, this actor imitated Cheng Yi's style 100%, hahaha!"

"Hahahaha, this is Cheng Yi!"

“Did 23333 really learn short videos?”

“It turns out it’s really time travel!”

"Awesome! Cheng Yi is awesome Klass!"

"Tianxiu, the show makes my scalp numb!"

"This is the sketch that young people like to watch!"

"This script is so exquisite!"

Wei Xisheng: "The theme of today's video is -"

"yes--"

Wei Xisheng looked around, his eyes changing from excitement to joy, then from joy to emptiness, then from emptiness to loss, and finally his eyes filled with tears.

At this time, the sound of the erhu sounded again, as if it was coming from human DNA, and everyone who heard it had goosebumps.

"As soon as I saw it~" Wei Xisheng sang, "As soon as I saw the princess stealing the order arrow, I couldn't help but feel so happy that I stood at the palace gate~~~"

"Call Xiaofan~~~"

The three words "called Xiaofan" seemed to pierce the sky, filled with an ultimate power, resounding throughout the huge Spring Festival Gala, drowning out all the voices, and being broadcast through the Internet, spreading throughout the entire land of China!

It rings in the capital, in remote mountain villages, and in every place in the world where there are Chinese communities!

This is the voice of Peking Opera, this is the voice of the Chinese quintessence, this is the voice of young people!

On the side of the stage, Cheng Yi was still in costume. He was holding a red tassel gun and pointing it diagonally downward. The light was half-hit on his face, casting a shadow!

At this point, the skit is over!

At this moment, the whole place was excited!

Some people are laughing, some are crying, and some are so excited that they can’t control themselves!

But without exception, everyone applauded without hesitation!

One second, two seconds, three seconds. Ten seconds!

More than ten seconds passed, and the applause showed no sign of fading!

This skit is so good that it makes people marvel at it, and even makes people burst into tears!

In the audience, Yang Hanyu covered his face and cried:

He did it! Her brother Cheng Yi did it!

In front of the TV.

Fourth Aunt: "The performance is so good, so good!"

Li Hongtu: "He sang! My disciples sang!"

Mother Yang: "Haohao, this is your brother-in-law! You can proudly tell everyone that this is your brother-in-law!"

In front of the TV, a child pointed at Cheng Yi on the screen and said:

"Dad, dad, this sketch is so good, and so is this brother!"

A man also looked at Cheng Yi and said proudly: "That's not true, son, do you know? His name is Cheng Yi, and he is my and your mother's elementary school classmate!"

The little boy was surprised: "Ah? Really, Dad?"

"Of course it's true!" The man lifted the little boy up and said, "I'll take you to his house tomorrow to celebrate the New Year!"

"good!"

(End of chapter)