The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

《According to the"Gui Cao Gang Mu", there are six types of phlegm: dampness, heat, wind, cold, food, and qi. There are five types of drinking: branch, stay, fall, overflow, and hang. All born from moisture——Li Shizhen

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On the fifth day, Axiang was following her master's instructions, plucking summer grain grass like wheat ears in the shallow water of the river, collecting half a basket, but she still didn't feel tired. Wiping the sweat, he bent down and pulled his bare feet away. Li Shizhen called her:"Have a rest." But she said:"This kind of work is nothing, just study."

Li Shizhen was not only willing to read, but also studied it carefully in the tea garden on the hillside. He wrote about tea: also known as bitter tea, Ming, wax tea, tea teeth, tooth tea, fine tea, Kunu, etc. The tea leaves of the Theaceae plant are evergreen shrubs, sometimes tree-shaped, with many branches. The young branches have fine hairs that fall off when they grow old. Single leaves are alternate, oblong or elliptical-lanceolate; or inverted-lanceolate, apex acuminate, sometimes slightly blunt, base wedge-shaped, edges serrated, thick, leathery when old, dark green above, Shiny, smooth and hairless. Hairy, light green below, with pinnately reticulate veins, pubescent below young leaves; leaves short inside, slightly flattened. The flowers are raw in the body, with 1-3 flowers with petioles, slightly hanging; 2 involucres...5, persistent, dark green; 5 petals, white, slightly fragrant, oval or obovate; many stamens, arranged in multiple whorls ; The stamen is in the center, the ovary is superior... The fruit is lignified, oblate and triangular, dark brown, with a flowering period of October to November...

After writing this, he noted the number 201 and folded it into a clip. He took another piece of paper to write and was concentrating when he suddenly heard someone yelling like a lion's roar:"Wine...wine, drink a dou! The small dou is too small, I have a big dou."……"Li Shizhen raised his eyes and saw that it was Shangguan Jian who was drunk and drunken, running around here and there, dancing his sword in his hand, stumbling down the road, shouting loudly:"Yanlingchun, Lingnanchun, Nenjiangchun, Jingyangchun, Jiannanchun, Luquan". Spring... spring spring spring, spring drunkenness returns to Shangguan, but my sword is not drunk." Shangguan Jian shouted wildly:"Wow, he is a great benefactor, Master Li……"After saying that, he knelt down and kowtowed, then got up madly and said drunkenly:"My dear benefactor, wine can cure all kinds of diseases. I have Guilin Sanhua Wine, Rongjiang Sanhua Liquor, and Conghua Sanhua Liquor, specially for miracle doctors." Grandpa, when are you going to come to my house for a drink?"

Ah Xiang was a little scared. Seeing the crazy swordsman, who kept dancing with his sword for fear of hurting the master, he said:"Don't be crazy! Don't mess with Dr. Li's writing. Oh." When Shangguan Jian heard this, he was angry and said sternly:"What kind of woman dares to call me crazy! Aren't you afraid of death!"

When Li Shizhen heard that something was wrong, he waved his hand and said sternly:"Don't make trouble. , don't argue! We are all doing it for ourselves, no need to be rude." After hearing this, Shangguan Jian inserted the sword into the soil and said:"My benefactor is above, I don't dare to be rude. If there is no benefactor here, you, this woman, will have your head cut off. Don't even think about saving your hair!"

Li Shizhen said:"Swordsman, if you drink wine to stop your sorrow, your sorrow will become more sorrowful. Why do you need to get drunk and hurt your body?" The Shangguan sword said:"My benefactor doesn't know. If you don't drink, it's like you are dead.. Hey, I’m going around the world and drinking wine all over the world: Lushan Laojiao, Fengcheng Laojiao, Yaxi Jiao, Jinshaojiao... Kailu Daqu, Deshan Daqu, Dehui Daqu, Jingu Daqu……"Roaring and shouting, he suddenly fell down and fell unconscious. But what he saw was that his face was blue and his fingers were black, like a corpse turned into a ghost.

The wine dripped from between the teeth, bringing out the stinky saliva; the clothes and pants were dirty, and the mud on the bare feet was stained on the legs.

On the surface, he looks like a demon, but in reality he is just the soul of a drunkard.

Li Shizhen rushed forward, put his fingers to his mouth, checked his pulse, and said:"Quick! He drank a jar of wine... clear a bowl of pulpy vegetables, just water will solve the problem.

" Xiang put the summer grain grass on hand into the basket on his back, washed his hands and feet by the river, put on his straw sandals, and ran to a house, asked for a large bowl of slurry, and brought it to his master. Li Shizhen poured a large bowl of liquid into the mouth of Shangguan Jian. After a while, the swordsman woke up, knelt down and kowtowed, saying:"My benefactor, please forgive me. Shangguan Jian, a drunkard, just went drunk and went crazy. He deserves to die.""

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*Sun Simiao, a famous doctor and king of medicine in the Tang Dynasty, famously said: A great doctor is sincere and good at speaking to Heaven, and he will be proved to people;