The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

(5) When a liar loses face, he does good deeds.

Chapter 29: Doctor deceives Wang Yangshan.

The poem says:

The evil doctor who defrauds money is good-mouthed and promises to cure diseases.

He is trying to save people by pretending to be genuine, and he is greedy for money.

The self-proclaimed miracle doctor blows the sky, and ordinary medicine pills bring great wealth.

Black hearts, black lungs, black souls, running rampant across the world and harming the people.

When we came to the"difficulty point" that we must pass up and down, we could only hear the noise of people and the pedestrians were blocked. It turned out that Wang Yangshan deliberately paved most of the single-lane narrow road with street stalls, so that no one dared to step on his medicine. Tourists can only listen to his charming and high-pitched voice selling medicine:

"Hey, everyone calls this doctor a miracle doctor. God is not a miracle doctor, but the medicine proves it!

"Everyone who comes here is a guest, and they are closer than relatives! This doctor lets you spend a small amount of money to treat serious illnesses

"Incurable diseases are a piece of cake, medicine can cure them, and the dead can be resurrected

"There is no disease that cannot be cured or any injury that cannot be cured by the wonderful hands of the miracle doctor. There are all the rejuvenating medicines available. If you are not prepared, give them a try.

"My doctor, Wang Yangshan, and Chi Songzi, the miracle doctor of the Shen Nong period, were also originally named Wang, and were my ancestors. The secret recipe of Chisongzi, the miraculous doctor from thousands of years ago, has been passed down to future generations, Wang Yangshan, the doctor. You say that this doctor is not a miracle doctor!"

"Furthermore, fellow villagers, princes, scholars, and dignitaries, it is not easy to come to Lushan. Taking one longevity medicine pill will help you live a few more years, and taking ten pills will ensure you a long life. If you want to live for two or three hundred years, it is not a dream. Here is the magic pill passed down by Li Babai, the true king of Ziyang during the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties. Taking one pill can extend your life by one hundred years... taking three pills can give you three hundred years of life."

Wang Yangshan has a perfect eloquence. His voice is as sweet as honey, as sweet as nectar, and as melodious as melodious music. But there is a strange light in his eyes like gold that he wants to absorb. He moves his hands and feet in coordination. , eye-catching. But I saw him: a ghostly face with sinister eyebrows, fangs exposed from the gourd mouth.

His eyes were secretly greedy, and his tongue was slippery to deceive others.

Taking this medicine, taking that pill, and holding another elixir, everything seemed to have changed. It's like magic, how can it make people not want to come back? It's so rare that even those who don't want to listen have to stop and listen attentively. But no one paid for longevity pills or other medicinal herbs, and the business was not prosperous.

There was one The woman burst into tears and moaned, begging Wang Yangshan to treat her abdominal pain. Wang Yangshan smiled and sang:"God points the acupuncture points, and the disease will be cured in three strokes!" He sang again:"This is the Shangwan point. Click the first divine finger first!""Li Shizhen saw this clearly, but he clicked on the Tanzhong acupoint. Then he heard Wang Yangshan shout:"These two points are Shenque acupoints, and the disease is mild! Li Shizhen saw clearly again that Wang Yangshan was tapping on the Guanyuan acupoint. Then Wang Yangshan said in a glib tone:"The third magical point is to relieve pain and cure it completely." Once the Chongmen acupoint is opened, all diseases will be eliminated!"Li Shizhen saw him tapping on the woman's Fushe acupoint.

Oddly enough, the acupoints were all wrong. The woman was still sobbing just now, but she stopped crying now. She immediately smiled brightly and praised,"Miracle doctor. , miracle doctor, this woman has been ill for ten years. I thought I couldn't survive, and I was looking for death all day long. It hurt me to death. Doctor Wang cut out the root of the disease that had lasted for ten years in just three strokes. He was really the best doctor in the world, and he was really taught by the god Chisongzi Li Babai. How much money do you get?

Wang Yangshan smiled and said:"One hundred taels is not much, ten taels is quite a lot.""After that, the woman took out a piece of snowflake official silver worth ten taels and held it up respectfully with both hands. Wang Yangshan pretended not to take it, and the woman just stuffed it into the bulging silver pocket on the ground.

This fake show was so good. It was particularly exciting. Li Shizhen secretly laughed at this as a deceptive"Lato plan", but even the three smiling heroes beside him were stunned and impressed. There were people in the crowd buying medicine, and those buying longevity pills. It was booming and noisy. No one was doubtful anymore, and there were constant voices of admiration and admiration.

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Quotations from Bian Que (a famous doctor during the Warring States Period): Manipulating life and death is beyond foolishness! The winner is the one who lives longer.