The Short Video Shows Marvel, All The Heroes Are Dead!

in the screen.

Video continues.

[The secret that Captain America is not a virgin comes from the distant future. 】

[By the way, Dr. Banner and his cousin She-Hulk were drinking and chatting that night. 】

[Just in time to talk about Captain America. 】

[Dr. Banner exploded. 】

[After talking about Captain America joining the Avengers, he accidentally let it slip. 】

[The heroes present unexpectedly learned that Captain America had already lost his virginity during their first joint tour after being injected with the super soldier serum! 】

[According to unreliable gossip reports. 】

[Captain America came once that night with a beautiful blonde in the audience. 】

【And one time is a whole night! ! ! 】

[And then based on unreliable gossip. 】

[That blonde beauty is the grandmother of Star-Lord, one of the members of the third phase of the Avengers! 】

[In other words! 】

[Captain America is Star-Lord’s grandfather! ! ! 】

…

Behind the military camp.

Howard’s eyes were filled with amusement.

Look at Captain America.

“Oh~ So that’s what you always say about ‘I can do this all day long’~~~”

Captain America is so embarrassed that he just wants to find a crack in the ground and burrow down.

Hello! ! !

Howard! ! !

That’s not what my mantra means! ! !

Don’t talk nonsense! ! ! !

Miss Carter touched her brown hair.

He muttered.

“This boy Steve, his first time was with a blonde woman.”

“I ran to the Howard Experimental Base later and was fascinated by a blonde woman again.”

“Does he have any special preference for blond hair?”

“Should I also dye myself blonde…”

“Ah, no, it should be dyed green now…”

Captain America watched the two people’s reactions.

He looked helpless.

I swore secretly in my heart.

Seventy years later!

I will definitely keep my mouth shut!

Even if you kill me!

It’s impossible for me to tell others who I was with for the first time! ! !

…

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Director Nick Fury raised their beer glasses together.

Celebrating today, I accidentally heard such a big melon.

Tons tons tons tons tons.

“Ah, so cool!”

Black Widow slammed her finished beer bottle onto the table.

“This melon is so exciting!”

“No matter how bad the melons that come out later are, today is still worth it for us!”

Director Nick Fury is a workaholic.

Fried chicken, beer, French fries, and melons are in front of you.

His brain, which has always been enterprising, actually started analyzing the information in the video just now.

“Star-Lord, a member of the third phase of the Avengers…”

“Hey, my Avengers plan can actually be expanded to the third phase?”

“So many people are coming?”

“But that’s right. I remember when the video of Thor was played, it seemed that Doctor Strange would lead the Avengers into the war.”

“It’s not surprising if there are more people.”

“But Star-Lord’s grandfather is Captain America!???”

“Captain America’s appearance has basically not changed since he was injected with the super soldier serum.”

“But Star-Lord sounds like a pretty young guy.”

“Then when these two people meet, aren’t they just two young men in their twenties, one called grandpa and the other grandson?”

“It’s exciting to think about this picture.”

“Hey, I don’t want to think about that much anymore, just keep watching the video and have fun!”

Director Nick Fury patted his big, smooth head.

Keep your eyes on the screen.

…

in the screen.

Video continues.

[Although Captain America is dismissed by Tony as an antique. 】

[But who would have thought that the American team would have the most fun. 】

[The so-called flowers are not about quantity, but about quality. 】

[After Captain America joined the Avengers, he had two kisses that impressed countless people. 】

【first. 】

[The first time I kissed him. 】

[It’s Natasha Romanoff, the Black Widow who is also a member of the Avengers! 】

…

Hear the news.

The widowed sister was completely stunned.

The fried chicken in his hand froze in mid-air.

Who would have thought.

You can eat it all yourself.

family.

Who knows?

Hawkeye on the side tensed up.

Relaxed quickly again.

after all.

I have been with Black Widow for so many years.

Hawkeye has long regarded her as his sister.

My sister was kissed by a stinky man.

I wonder which brother doesn’t want to pick up a hoe.

Come on that pig’s head that’s serving cabbage.few times.

So Hawkeye’s reaction just now was tense.

But then he thought again.

The person who is my sister is Captain America.

Steve Rogers.

National heroes who only exist in history.

Think about it this way.

Hawkeye actually thinks that Captain America is the loser.

The black widow is the pig that dominates the cabbage.

but……

How did Black Widow end up kissing Captain America?

Hawkeye looked at the screen curiously.

…

[The story of Captain America and Black Widow kissing. 】

[It happened after SHIELD was invaded by Hydra. 】

[In order to escape the pursuit of the enemy. 】

[Captain America and Black Widow escape to an elevator in a shopping mall. 】

【Just in time. 】

[Members of Hydra were ordered to be sent here to capture Captain America and Black Widow. 】

[The two gangs are about to meet. 】

[Black Widow senses something is wrong. 】

[He directly hugged Captain America’s face and gave him a deep French kiss. 】

[Because intimacy in public can make people very uncomfortable. 】

[After the Hydra members saw it, they glanced at it and passed by. 】

…

Stank Building.

Tony was stunned after seeing it.

“It turned out to be a desperate move to avoid danger.”

“I really thought there was some spark of love between these two people.”

Tony seemed a little embarrassed.

He originally thought it was a big melon.

But after eating.

Just feel.

Hi.

That’s it.

but……

Who was the second person to kiss Captain America?

So curious.

…

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Black Widow was a little disappointed.

She thought she could really create some sparks with Captain America.

It turns out it was just an emergency.

but……

It’s not bad to be able to kiss Captain America once.

Just don’t know.

What does it feel like to kiss Captain America…

Really looking forward to it.

Black Widow is lost in visions of the future.

…

Behind the military camp.

The US team only felt that they had regained the game.

Although I also kissed other women.

But that was to avoid being hunted by Hydra members.

This is a desperate move!

This is a helpless move!

and.

See clearly.

I didn’t move.

It’s all because of Black Widow.

I’m very innocent.

Miss Carter on the side nodded.

emmm

Steve Rogers isn’t a bad guy either.

He’s not that kind of sentimental person.

I watched the video for so long.

Steve kissed someone else twice.

But both times it was someone else who took the initiative.

Steve stood there obediently and didn’t move.

It seems.

I had wrongly blamed him before.

…

At this time.

in the screen.

Video continues.

[I just mentioned that the first person Captain America kissed was Black Widow. 】

[After everyone understands the ins and outs of the matter, you may feel that this melon is not enough to eat, and it feels like that. 】

【But it’s okay. 】

【I promise. 】

[The next melon is absolutely amazing! You will definitely enjoy it! 】

[Because, next, I want to announce the second person whom Captain America Steve Rogers kissed. 】

[Her name is Sharon Carter! 】

[She is Agent No. 13 of S.H.I.E.L.D.! 】

…

Miss Carter felt a little bad at the name.

Why is it that the second person Captain America kisses also has Carter in his last name?

Could it be that Sharon Carter is a relative of mine?

Think of this.

Miss Carter laughed.

Ha, it shouldn’t be possible.

If so.

That would be outrageous.

Perhaps he heard what Miss Carter was thinking.

The video on the screen continued.

[Hearing this, you may realize that something is wrong. 】

[Why does Sharon Carter also have Carter in her name? Is this woman a relative of Agent Carter? 】

【right! 】

【Yes! 】

[She is a relative of Agent Carter! 】

【so! 】

[This is what I want to say next! 】

[The second person I kissed Captain America! 】

[She is Agent Carter’s niece! 】

Miss Carter:! ! !

Captain America:! ! !

Heroes:! ! !