The Stairway to Immortality

In a guest room of the inn, a young man dressed in white, with a peach hairpin in his head tied into a bun, with dark skin and an average appearance, looked fourteen or fifteen years old, and held a transparent jade pendant in his hand, on which a "fairy bird" was carved on the fairy bird's

body, except for the neck and head were blood red, the rest were transparent.

The bird's head faced Zhao Shiyu and spoke, making an extremely old and sharp voice like a starling, and he was saying, "You idiot has some luck, I'm convinced of this, or you kid now, it's not yourself."

Zhao Shiyu scratched his head and wondered in his heart, is this bird a stupid bird, he doesn't understand what he said at all? After hesitating, he still asked, "Broken Bird, did you turn my red jade pendant like this?" Yours pay me a new piece, the new is the new one, you know?

Then the bird's head felt like a pillow and slowly tilted its head, opened its mouth and scolded Zhao Shiyu and said, "Fart, fart, I can accompany you for the second piece, I have already soared to become a god, do you know how much this jade weighs?" Fool, this jade is a holy object that collects the soul of a divine beast or the soul of an infant cultivator, sucking souls, raising treasures, and immortal stones, do you understand? A fool is a complete fool

" Zhao Shiyu was stunned by the bird's scolding, and Zhao Shiyu also came to the anger and scolded back, "Broken bird, broken bird, you scold me again Believe it or not, I found a hammer to smash it for you, believe it or not, I have heard of what soul-sucking gems there, are you a stupid bird saying stupid things, I can't understand what you say, and then scold me believe it or not, smash you now and throw it out of the window."

The bird quickly shot back, not giving Zhao Shiyu a chance to react at all, and said contemptuously, "A little mortal will know the world of immortal cultivators, of course you don't understand what I said, stupid people are stupid, don't understand anything, how can this soul-sucking jade flow into the jade line of the mortal world, what kind of broken birds are carved into the tyrannical things, it is good to carve out a scholar or general, and then Uncle Ben can also use the jade body to enjoy the joy of clouds and rain, hey, this is fate."

The bird turned from scolding Zhao Shiyu to talking to himself, Shizi felt curious and asked, "Broken Bird, do you have a name?" How did you come to life, I'm confused now, can you explain it to me?

As soon as these words came out, Jade Bird slowly turned his head to look at Zhao Shiyu, and said proudly at the corner of his mouth, "Hehe, my name is Tong Muhe, do you believe it?" Little idiot, the old man's name is Tong Muhe, hahaha!

As soon as these words came out, Zhao Shiyu's first reaction was to pull out the dagger and slash the jade pendant, cut it dozens of times, picked up the jade pendant and looked at it, and then chopped it with the dagger, the dagger was fine, the jade pendant was even more fine, there was not even a trace of the chopping for a long time, and the soft luster of the jade shimmered under the light of the oil lamp, Zhao Shiyu had already untied the jade pendant and put it on the table to look at it seriously.

When the observation was being taken carefully, the jade bird on the jade pendant laughed and scolded, "Little fool is stupid, you can smash the jade pendant that has not entered the soul with your hands, but once the soul is in the jade pendant, no sword in the world can hurt a single penny, let alone make a scratch, no matter how you hit and slash, it is useless, can you call the soul sucking and raising the treasure jade?" Little idiot, hehe, you little idiot.

When Zhao Shiyu heard this voice, he picked up the dagger and slashed wildly, and when he was tired of chopping on the ground, he stepped on it hard and then used the dagger to cut it again, this time Zhao Shiyu used all his strength to chop the jade pendant.

After tossing for an hour, Zhao Shiyu sat on the stool, his head was on the table, his head was tilted, he was still chopping the jade pendant with a dagger in his hand, and he had no strength at this time, and he still didn't give up and chopped one by one, and there was a sound of bells and bells in the room.

"Hahaha, the old man can still lie to you, this idiot can't be done, I think the old man was also a big man who was famous, and there were not a thousand but eight hundred souls in his hands, the beasts and monsters above my realm, and the immortal cultivators of my generation all admired the old man, by the way, little fool, do you want to learn immortal cultivation? I'll give you a chance to answer, whether you want to or not. The words of the jade bird made the hand that was still chopping the jade pendant suddenly shook, and the dagger fell to the ground.

Zhao Shiyu also thought of his nightmare in an instant, and then screamed, punched Yu Pei like crazy, and scolded "You old puppet, you old bastard, you old monster, you still want me to be your shadow puppet, you can't do it, you can't do it!" The

bird head looked at Zhao Shiyu, and as if there was a sneer in his eyes, he opened his mouth and said, "Oh, the blood has flowed to the jade pendant, this little tender fist, I'm so distressed, doesn't it hurt, don't cry."

Then the bird said solemnly, "I am now a soul jade body, it is not rare for you to break your skin, this is also thanks to you, at least I can live for more than 10,000 years, as long as you promise me, it will be just a few small things to do a few things for me, I promise to let you enter the world of immortal cultivators, not to seek a blockbuster but to swim until you die of old age, how about it?" Think about it.

Zhao Shiyu covered his bleeding fist with his hand, grinned in pain, and spit out a few words viciously, "What do you say first?" Fuck off, broken wooden box, old calf. The

bird head was not angry and opened his mouth and said, "First, you have to find the cultivation method of the soul jade body, second, help me kill an old man named Jin Yuhe, and third, help me retrieve my lost treasure, let's just do these three things first, and then think about it later."

Zhao Shiyu didn't think about it, and replied directly, "Then you help me one thing first is to go into the tree, it's not reasonable for me to help you do so many things, without people like you, I'm a good bully, isn't it?" The

bird's head replied indignantly, but he secretly scolded this stupid boy and the old horseman surnamed Zheng in the caravan, who had learned badly and learned ghosts.

"Okay, these three things are not something you can do now, first get you to the world of immortal arts, and then teach you to practice a good exercise, and then do things for me when you are strong, you put the jade pendant in the cuff first, and after you go in a few days, you can't let people find me, once you are discovered, you will definitely die."

Zhao Shiyu looked at the jade pendant, raised his head and glanced at it, and said, "Okay, listen to you, you are really a big villain, take you with you, but you have to be obedient, do you know?" Can you only speak when no one is around?

Zhao Shiyu picked up the jade pendant and put it in his sleeve, and a sentence came out of the cuff, "Phew, idiot, I'm a baby now, everyone wants to get it, you can get it if you know it, do you understand the guilt?" I'm a bad person, who can recognize me?

After this night, Zhao Shiyu never went to Tuyun Mountain again, but bought a lot of charcoal, and then bought the cheapest paper, and started his "scribbling"

A jade pendant was placed on the table in the room, this jade pendant was leaning on a teapot, Zhao Shiyu climbed on the table and scribbled with charcoal, and the inn guy cleaned up the house and saw what Zhao Shiyu painted, and he was also confused.

"You idiot, such a simple spell, you draw so ugly, if I can do it, I will definitely let you see the level of the master of spells." Tong Muhe couldn't hold back the fire when he looked at it, and scolded angrily.

A few hours later, the stone crawled on the table, his head was as big as a bucket, his eyes were full of gold stars, his hands were black, and the ground was full of painted pieces of paper, on which no one could read the strange paintings.

Zhao Shiyu said listlessly, "Old broken bird, broken wooden box, can you stop the meeting, you say with your mouth that I can't understand it, too many strokes can make me want to paint for a while."

Tong Muhe shook his head and sighed, thinking that rotten wood could not be carved, and the bird's beak pecked the frame of the jade pendant frantically, as if it couldn't wait to come down, and the result ended in failure.

Then he helplessly saw Zhao Shiyu scolding, "The entrance charm is the simplest, just to prevent mortals from entering the world of cultivating immortals, the simplest charm, you have spent a few fucking days, you said you are a little idiot, the mistake is a rotten wood-level idiot, you are too stupid, stupid and stupid."

Zhao Shiyu slowly got up, and when he was about to go out, a voice came from behind him and said, "Where are you going?" If you don't take me and lose me, I guarantee that you won't be able to learn the immortal law in your life.

Zhao Shiyu didn't say a word, turned around and picked up the jade pendant and put it in the cuffs and went out directly, this time the expenses spent all the broken silver and copper coins given by Mo Lao, so he had to change a pearl, don't look at Zhao Shiyu's small person, under the influence of Zheng Lao, he will definitely not do a loss-making business.

He didn't go to the pawnshop, but went to the jewelry and jade store, and when he entered the house, he called the shopkeeper, a middle-aged man dressed gorgeously, walked out of the counter and asked with a smile, "Come, come, what's the matter with this little brother?" As

soon as the shopkeeper said a word, before the shopkeeper could say anything more, Zhao Shiyu shook a pearl in his hand and shook it in front of the shopkeeper, and said, "Big three milli pearls, don't say anything more, get some money." The

shopkeeper of the jewelry store looked at the pearl in his hand, and then looked at the sun, and the shopkeeper looked at Zhao Shiyu again, his face was suspicious, and he said with a wicked smile, "Where did you get this pearl?" If it's black, I'm going to report it.

Zhao Shiyu said disdainfully: "Shopkeeper, you bring the pearls, when Zheng Lao gave it to me, he said that if there is a merchant who wants to take advantage, he can go to the official mansion to come and get someone."

When the shopkeeper heard this, he knew in his heart, and immediately ordered the man to take out the gold ingot, and the man took out twenty ingots of gold. If you do this, I will never come to your house next time, and you will not be able to bargain for goods in the future. When

the shopkeeper saw it, this was a big ghost, and it was clearly a caravan person, so he didn't dare to deceive it, and said to the guy, "Hurry up and make up for it, go and fill the gap, don't be stunned, this little brother is an insider."

Then he smiled and asked, "Little brother, what is your surname?" Who is Zheng Lao you are talking about? The

guy made up the difference again, and all the gold ingots were put into a leather bag, Zhao Shiyu looked at the shopkeeper indifferently, and the hand of the display cabinet was lower than the leather bag to Zhao Shiyu, Zhao Shiyu took the bag and said, "Zheng family caravan, does Zheng Hao know?" The

shopkeeper chuckled in his heart, smiled and took out a gold ingot from his cuffs, handed it to Shizi and said, "Young man, it's my fault brother, I still have to take care of our store in the future, and I give you more pocket money.

Zhao Shiyu hugged his fists and replied with a smile, "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, the shopkeeper is benevolent and righteous to me, and the next time I will definitely look for you, I know your righteousness and generosity, I have other things to do, see you later." The

shopkeeper smiled and sent Zhao Shiyu out of the jewelry and jade store, Zhao Shiyu touched his stomach, and went straight to a big restaurant not far away with a happy face.

The guy at the restaurant saw a child come in and asked disdainfully, "Young man, what are you doing?" Looking for someone?

Zhao Shiyu raised his head and chest, took out a gold ingot in his hand and said, "The best dishes in your house, all the best dishes in your house are served, find me a table by the window, serve the food quickly, you will definitely be rewarded for doing well." When

the guy saw that this was a rich master, he immediately complimented and smiled, arranged the table by the window on the second floor, and waited for Zhao Shiyu to sit down, and the guy trotted all the way to arrange, Zhao Shiyu sat down and looked out the window, thinking that it feels good to be rich.

At this time, I suddenly heard someone in my ear say, "Get some good wine for the old man to drink, although it is a mortal wine, the taste is slightly worse, but I also want to take a sip, reluctantly come, be fast!"

Zhao Shiyu rolled his eyes, snorted and said, "I'll take a wine cup and soak it in for you, a drunkard old bird."

Then another voice came from the cuff and said, "The man will come up at once, and you will tell him to buy you a big wine gourd, fill it with the best wine, and I will drink it again when I get back, and that's it."

As soon as the words fell, footsteps came from downstairs, the guy led the way with two dishes in his hand, and the three guys behind him also walked up the stairs with the dishes on the tray, Zhao Shiyu nodded slightly, this looks like a son, and he has learned well.

Zhao Shiyu ordered his buddies to buy a big wine gourd, filled with the best wine, the first time to eat so many dishes, or eat alone, Zhao Shiyu took a bite of food, a sip of tea, and the one that ate was called a beauty, looking at eating very slowly, very elegant, but every chopsticks sandwiched a lot of dishes, this is learned from Zheng Lao, this meal was eaten with a full belly, called the guy to pay for the meal, and also rewarded him with a few eldest sons.

After eating happily, I went out of the restaurant to buy paper and charcoal, and went straight to the inn with a big wine gourd on my back.

That night, I saw a jade pendant soaked in a large tea bowl on the table in the room, and from the tea bowl came out, "Good wine, it's comfortable to take a bath while drinking, the little idiot came to pour it for the uncle, I'll dive again."

Zhao Shiyu painted with charcoal in the dark, and impatiently picked up the wine jug after hearing Tong Muhe's words, and poured wine into the tea bowl, tonight is a sleepless night, Zhao Shiyu painted and painted gradually dawn, Zhao Shiyu crawled on the table and fell asleep, a big wine gourd was lying on the ground, and there was a strange snoring sound in the tea bowl.

Until noon, Zhao Shiyu opened his eyes and found that the jade pendant in the tea bowl still had a snoring sound, and he picked up the jade pendant casually and took a look, and found that this time it was good, the bird's head was transparent, and the bird's eyes were purple-red, and he looked at the sun and saw that a thin yellow line in the purple-red bird's eyes was very beautiful.

Zhao Shiyu thought badly, worried that Tong Muhe, the old bird, would have eyes left, how could he speak? Just thinking about it, the bird's head drove the body and suddenly turned to Zhao Shiyu, so frightened that Zhao Shiyu threw away the jade pendant, sat on the ground, and then saw a transparent body, and the purple-eyed bird stood up.

"My God, I can actually stand up, this time I don't blame you for disturbing the old man's dream, how can I move, yes, not bad" Tong Muhe turned his head and jumped a few times, then spread his wings again, and said excitedly.

"Come here, little idiot, let me see how you made your talisman last night, if you don't grow, you can die." After the excitement, Tong Muhe looked at Zhao Shiyu with a sinking face and said.

Shi Zi was stunned for a moment, took the few talismans that felt better drawn, and brought them to Tong Muhe, and said proudly, "You old bird, I tell you, you are calling me a fool, I won't buy you wine to drink, I will remember it for you, the name of this young master is Zhao Shiyu, remember it for me, see how I painted?"

Tong Muhe ignored Shizi's words, and jumped on the ground, shook his head, and spread his wings to fly, but he couldn't get out of the frame.