The Stairway to Immortality

"What kind of shitty thing is this, so that the old man can move, and he is still trapped in a two-step place, it's not enough, and he can't fucking fly, what is the use of these wings, as a fan?" This old and shrill voice came out, and outsiders were absolutely scared away when they heard it.

Zhao Shiyu took the drawn charm and waited for Tong Muhe to show it, it had been a long time, and said impatiently, "If you don't look at it, if you don't look at it, I'll go out to eat."

Tong looked back, his eyes were full of disdain, contempt, and the eyes of adults reprimanding children, and he opened his mouth and said, "Show me slowly one by one, and after seeing it, I am pointing out you, you are a combination of waste materials and fools, and you have painted in vain."

After Zhao Shiyu heard this, he tilted his head and didn't look at Tong Muhe, and took out the first one to face Tong Muhe, Tong Muhe snorted coldly after looking at it and said, "It's okay, I feel a little bit, but it's still a garbage charm, I'll take a look at the next one, it's a lot stronger than the previous one, but it's the same as the previous one, do you understand?"

Zhao Shiyu was like this, showing them one by one to Tong Muhe, and when he saw the last two left, Zhao Shiyu was a little about to give up, and suddenly there was a sentence in his ear, "Hey?" This one is okay.,It's good.,It's definitely passed.,It's okay.,It's okay.,It's not hopelessly stupid.,How about I take a look at the last one?

When Zhao Shiyu heard this praise, as if looking forward to the blossoming of the iron tree for decades and the rain on the arid earth, he immediately smiled with joy, took out the last painting, and said happily, "This is the last picture I painted when it was almost dawn, and I almost fell asleep, but I think it is much more beautiful than the previous one."

Tong Muhe smiled when he saw the last one, his eyes narrowed into a line, and he said with a reluctant smile, "Okay, it seems that these days have not been in vain, the old man has not taught you in vain, but don't be complacent, the simple talisman that children in the immortal cultivation world can draw, don't be complacent, come on, come on, you draw it on the ground for me to see."

Zhao Shiyu took the charcoal and drew on the ground, and it took about half a pillar of incense to draw the charm, and looked up at Tong Muhe with satisfaction.

Tong Muhe looked at the spell on the ground and said, "Pick up the old man, I want to look down from a high place, not bad, not bad, qualified."

Zhao Shiyu held Tong Muhe in both hands and shouted excitedly, "Then let's study the immortal world tomorrow, okay, I can't wait to leave now."

Tong Muhe said to Zhao Shiyu very solemnly, "Zhao Shiyu, you have drawn it, it doesn't mean that you can go in, if you want to go in, you must draw a spell within five numbers, according to the distance I measured, you must do this, understand?"

After saying that, Zhao Shiyu was stunned at the time, and he didn't recover for a long time, and then like a deflated ball, he put Tong Mu in his cuffs in frustration, and went out with a long sigh.

Zhao Shiyu simply ate a full meal, made a gourd of wine and returned to the inn room, soaked Tong Muhe in the tea bowl, and silently began to practice drawing charms desperately.

This time it was another three days, when the sun set, Tong Muhe's old and sharp voice came from the house, he smiled and said, "Qualified, you can go to the experiment tomorrow, you idiot can be proud, as long as you work hard, you are no different from normal people."

Zhao Shiyu happily ate the food he brought back in one go, and then fell asleep, not caring if Tong Muhe had any wine tonight.

Before dawn the next morning, Zhao Shiyu settled the accommodation fee, strode out of the inn door with a bamboo box on his back, because he was happy last night, and forgot to pour all the wine to Tong Muhe to drink, causing the old bird to be furious, and kept pecking Zhao Shiyu's arm in Zhao Shiyu's sleeve.

Zhao Shiyu screamed and hurt while walking, and when he reached the outside of the woods, as soon as the sun showed a ray of light, Zhao Shiyu entered the woods, and after more than an hour, he climbed up the small tree that hid himself, and there was a trace of coolness in the wind, but Zhao Shiyu was completely unaware.

On the tree, Zhao Shiyu grabbed Tong Muqi from his cuffs, looked at him with vicious eyes, and said, "Are you finished?" Your arms have been pecked by you, and I am in pain, what should I do next?

Tong Muhe was also angry, raised his head and said, "You told me that the old man couldn't drink the wine, I watched it all night, as if I was punished, I was very painful, don't you know?" Fool, you're getting carried away.

Zhao Shiyu was still listening at this time, and urged impatiently, "Hurry up, what should I do?" What should I do if the opportunity arises? I've been honing for days, and I'm just waiting for the time to come.

Tong Muhe snorted coldly and said, "Take out the stone on your waist, just the green stone on your waist, it deceived me, and I became what I am now, hey... Put the stone in the palm of your hand and hold the finger of the sword, and then use your finger as a pen, draw the entry charm, and slap the ground with your hand, remember to run quickly, you mortal without a fairy root is easy to be beaten into ashes by the formation gate, must you understand quickly?

Zhao Shiyu pricked up his ears and listened clearly, took out the green stone in the pouch of the waistband of his pants and waited.

This took out the green stone, Tong Muhe's eyes were straight as if he had seen a naked beauty, and his saliva was about to flow out, and he stumbled with a mouth and said, "You... You...... Say...... Say...... The stone got there, say it quickly. The

stone looked at the abnormal Tong Muhe and replied, "I picked it up in the river, many people in our village have picked up such a stone, what's wrong?"

Tong Muhe raised his head and looked at Zhao Shiyu, still a little stumbling and said, "You... Put...... , this thing is called a high-grade elf stone, and this thing is worth a fortune, do you know? You can change it to a high-grade gas spar, and wait until you go in and tell you about this baby, you are really a lucky fool.

Zhao Shiyu opened his mouth and scolded a few words, but he didn't make a sound, and then smiled and said, "You can't let me suffer, otherwise you won't want to drink."

Tong Muhe said casually, "After entering, put away the elf stone, this tattered rally, you can use this greenstone to buy all the rags at the rally."

Zhao Shiyu looked at this warm and emerald green elf stone, held it in his hand and waited patiently, many people came here every day, waiting for no result and leaving disappointed.

When the sun was three strokes, when a scholar looked left and right under the big tree halfway up the mountain, Zhao Shiyu watched the big tree begin to rotate slowly, until the two small trees behind the big tree were exposed, the invisible door appeared again, and a female "fairy" appeared in front of him, dressed in a white dress and a white skirt, with a fan belt around her waist, looking white and lovely.

She looked at the scholar in front of her with her back to her, and said something in her mouth, the scholar's eyes slowly closed and stood motionless, the "fairy" pointed to the ground with a slender jade, and then suddenly disappeared in front of Zhao Shiyu's eyes.

At this moment, Tong Muhe, who was in the cuffs, said, "At this moment, there is no need to wait, go, go, run, run for me!"

Zhao Shiyu jumped directly from the tree, rushed to the middle of the two small trees and half-squatted on the ground, holding the elf stone with his sword fingers, and quickly drew the entrance spell on the ground, the last stroke was just completed, and the green light of the spell on the ground was lit up from top to bottom until the end of the talisman was all lit.

A moon arch suddenly appeared in front of him, with a quaint knocker on the door, and from the cuffs came an old high-pitched cry, "Fool's shit! Push the door straight and rush in!

At this moment, Zhao Shiyu buzzed in his ears, like the sound of a starting gun, and walked straight to the arch, the speed was faster than when he usually picked up rabbits, Zhao Shiyu slammed into the door directly with his shoulder, and a white and bright passage in front of him could see a piece of emerald green lawn outside the passage, Zhao Shiyu rushed out anxiously all the way, and when the last bit of distance was reached, Zhao Shiyu flew directly and jumped, "poof", a perfect dog poop successfully landed, and Zhao Shiyu successfully entered the world of immortal cultivators.

At this time, a big man walked up to Zhao Shiyu and looked at it, then shook his head, turned around and walked away, and said as he walked, "What's the use of being anxious, looking at this, he is also a poor ghost to beg for a living."

Zhao Shiyu crawled on the ground with joy in his heart, his legs trembled with his surging heartbeat, and he slowly turned around and lay on the ground, looking at the blue sky, and there were many strange birds among the blue sky and white clouds.

There is a bird with blue feathers, a silver tail, a cry like a crow, an eagle with four wings, and a fire-feathered bird, Zhao Shiyu's eyes are dazzled, his mind is blank, and he calms down the excitement in his heart for a long, long time.

Fortunately, an old and sharp voice came from the cuffs, and Tong Muhe laughed and said, "Hahaha, the old man is back again, get up little fool, the old man will take you around to see this garbage rally, remember that some of this can be bought and sold in gold and silver, but with gas spars, don't buy the exchange, once you take out the green stone, it will cause death." Shizi

got up, saw that the bamboo box in front of him was intact, and the elf stone on the cuff was secretly put into the pouch in the waistband of his trousers, got up and dusted off the dust with his sleeve, and strode into the crowd of people with the bamboo box on his back.

"Water belongs to the Qiankun Talisman... C and other slightly, genuine, don't miss it, there are also a large number of rice fairy insect wings, it is essential to make talismans, and there are three hundred and three volumes of interesting stories in the world of cultivating immortals. This string of names was announced, the voice was loud, and Zhao Shiyu stared at it with wide eyes.

"Playing with birds? Come and see the bird's egg, Hongluan, Jinsha, mutated silver-clawed eagle

, and..." Zhao Shiyu's curiosity was raised, and he kept walking and watching, and there were people wearing hats, with a golden feather on the hat, sitting on the ground with both hands shrunk in their cuffs, and a piece of animal skin in front of him was spread on the ground, with a bunch of bottles and cans on it, as well as various books, as well as bird eggs and palm-sized rune paper.

Passers-by took a fancy to the goods with their hands, and then walked to the side of the man with the hat, put his hand into the cuffs of the man with the hat, and after half a pillar of incense, the passerby took it out with his hand, picked up the goods, stood up and hugged his fist and left.

Zhao Shiyu opened his eyes, this turn, that look, just like a squirrel in this assembly, the shouts in the market were shocking, both men and women were very good at shouting, and they didn't know that they were tired at all.

At this time, there was a relatively large open field in the distance surrounded by many people, Zhao Shiyu also went to join in the fun, and before he walked to the place, he saw a sign "Huanxi Building" suspended in the sky and walked to the front, which was already crowded with people, Zhao Shiyu took advantage of the small size and thin body to squeeze left and right to the front.

When he saw the scene inside, Zhao Shiyu's eyes were bigger, and a fairy in front of him was sitting on a big stone and caressing the piano, with water-blue flowers flying around her, the flowers were spinning up and down and floating in the air, and from time to time there were pink flowers in the blue flowers, which were very beautiful from time to time.

Another "fairy" in the field is playing the jade flute, surrounded by flower petals, the two "fairies" are really beautiful, the body exudes the fragrance of flowers and plants, two white jade arms fiddling with musical instruments, the skin is white and tender and emitting a shimmer, a pink gauze shirt, wearing a peony chrysanthemum pattern clothes, wearing a heavy silk plum skirt on the lower body, vaguely you can see the jade white thin legs, Zhao Shiyu praised in his heart, "The fairy is really beautiful, the fairy sister is really hooked!" The

two women played, five or six "fairies" in front of them danced, each beautiful and extraordinary, each ring fat and thin, at this time an old man wearing a brocade Wanhua robe shouted loudly, "All the immortal cultivators are surnamed Wan, today Huanxi Lou came to Guibao to disturb everyone, today sells Huanxi Lou Qingling Yang Shen Pill, the practice of meditation is bored, melancholy, and post-war fear have a miraculous effect, today this business is late, in order to apologize, a pill and two stones are sold, and friends can now take out the gas stone to buy!"

After speaking, more than ten beautiful fairy sisters appeared in the field, each holding a crystal tray, which was full of pills, the pills flashed silver, and the aroma entered the nostrils and suddenly felt a shock, Zhao Shiyu watched the fairy sister walk by his side, the fragrance was intoxicated, and when he was fluttering like a fairy, his arm hurt and then his arm continued to ache.

Zhao Shiyu angrily got out of the crowd, walked to a remote place, and scolded at the cuffs, "Old bird, you're going crazy, you can't see it, don't worry, old bastard, old drunkard, my arm is long."

A cold snort came from the cuff again, and Tong Muhe scolded, "Stupid boy, you will lose yourself if you stay for a while, mortals who have no foundation in immortal arts, if you stay for a while, your soul will be hooked, will you die?" Don't thank the old man for saving his life, the old man wants to drink, you can do it.

Zhao Shiyu was also a little hungry, seeing that the sun had set, and a few stars had come out, he touched his stomach and said, "Old bird, eating and drinking here is not expensive, don't use gold and silver to trouble."

There were some angry words from the cuffs, "Call me Tong Lao in the future, and then call me Lao Niao, I won't say a word to you, let you not move an inch here, go to that restaurant, you can look out the window to eat, gold and silver can be used, but the price is a little expensive, you have points in your heart, I want to drink Xiangyun nectar wine to remember."

After Tong Muhe finished speaking, Zhao Shiyu did not ink, quickly ran to the restaurant designated by Tong Muhe, walked to the door of the restaurant, looked up and saw that the plaque of "Gentleman Drunk Building" emitted a golden light, and a faint mist slowly fell from the plaque, and the couplet at the door reads "Drunk Xiu Smile and Look at All Things, Smile and Embrace the Treasure of Brewing Jun and Share" This restaurant decoration and its luxury, all built with a kind of red wood, there are many people who enter the restaurant to eat and drink, but most of them drink and rarely eat vegetables.

"Little Taoist friends are welcome, it is to eat and drink, and to stay in the hotel." The guys in the store are also different from the little two in the mortal restaurant, wearing black clothes, short clothes, and a wooden plaque on their belts.

Zhao Shiyu smiled and said, "Find me a window seat, a secluded place, I still have some silver taels, I don't know if it's available?"

Zhao Shiyu didn't believe this old bird, it was better to ask, so as not to have a problem, the guy nodded and said yes, and then took the stone to the third floor and arranged a seat by the window.

The guy bent over and said, "If you still feel noisy after the food is served, how about I use a soundproof screen for you?"

Zhao Shiyu nodded slightly, and then the guy handed over the menu, this look at the menu is terrible, this dish is very expensive, almost all of them are settled in gold, and rarely in silver, Tong Muhe's wine is even more expensive, and it costs three gold and a pot. Zhao Shiyu's heart was dripping with blood, and he ordered a few dishes with his hands, and ordered rice with the rest of the silver.

The guy took the menu and turned around and went downstairs, and the dish came after a while, the guy became a sword finger with one hand, and the tray floated on the sword finger, Zhao Shiyu saw that he was envious, but it was not shown on his face, the guy put down four plates of hot dishes and a bowl of rice, and then shook the token on his waist a few times at the table where Zhao Shiyu was sitting, bowed and retreated.

There are two steps away from the ground of Zhao Shiyu's wine table, there are four rays of light directly hitting the ceiling, each light slowly unfolds like a painting axis, the light curtain of the two rays of light converges in the middle, each light is the same left and right to unfold the light curtain, the whole wine table is wrapped in the light curtain, the stone has long been blocked, and I have seen the high mountains and flowing water on the light curtain screen, birds and geese flying, like a living landscape painted in front of me, suddenly an anxious voice came from the cuffs, "Let the old man come out, I want to drink." "