The stand-in is my wife.
Section 54
《Warrior》Is this a big store bullying customers? ? When seeing a good seedling, they hide it and don't give users a fair chance to bid! ?
"Damn it! I'll beat you to pieces!"
Countless HRs who have been working hard for KPIs and have black eyes gnashed their teeth and picked up the keyboard, took out their mobile phones, and angrily launched a war of words against the customer service lady.
For a time, the customer service team of "Warrior" was in a state of manpower shortage.
"We really didn't hide any information."
"Sorry, sorry, it was our work error."
"I'm sorry, we will deal with it as soon as possible."
The apologies came one after another, and people who didn't know would probably think they had mistakenly entered Japan. The customer service staff in the cubicle had red eyes, and they forced themselves to apologize in a gentle voice while typing, and resentment filled the entire floor.
And the culprit of all this, Amanozaki, was squatting innocently on the side and observing the ants moving in the bushes on the river beach.
In fact, as soon as he and Yubaba crossed the river, the knights carefully arranged them in the lounge on the road leading to Sanjiang Hall by the river.
The reinforcements of Sanjiang Hall were coming, and he could go back to the hall with the reinforcements to repair. Besides, Lin Shuyu and the transport team were still on the way, so there was no need to rush.
Especially when everyone learned that Yubaba was Amanozaki's superpower, the envy and respect on the faces of the knights became more and more obvious.
It is said that people will only be jealous of those who are stronger than themselves, but will not have much real jealousy for those who are far stronger than themselves.
Amanozaki is so young, his future achievements are almost certainly above an old man, and it is a foregone conclusion that he will become a general-level hero.
The premise is that he is not dead.
The knights did not expect to get any useful practice methods from the young man Amanozaki. After leaving hot tea and dried fruits, these knights returned to their posts again.
Thanks to the thunderbolts that Yubaba summoned with witchcraft, the huge rocks by the river were now riddled with holes, many of which were accidentally injured, and some were directly broken into dregs.
These huge rocks were carefully made by the knights who controlled the rock land, and were specially used to block the four-clawed scale fish to prevent the knights from being killed by the monster fish relying on the advantage of numbers. Now the defense line has leaked a lot. Before leaving the lounge, the knight in charge of this section of the river also suggested to Amanozaki in a tactful tone that he hoped he could restrain his supernatural powers well next time, and there was no need to go so far.
Amanozaki could only squeeze out a smile and nod without saying anything.
‘How can I control her? ’
Amanozaki sighed helplessly after changing the terrain where the ants lined up for the countless times and disrupting the ants' move.
‘Everyone who plays games knows that summoners are not necessarily better than pets. How can I, a summoner, use her? After all, I summoned my girlfriend. ’
Yubaba took a sip of tea, frowned and swallowed it, and put the teacup aside.
These knights do all kinds of hard work, and the tea they drink is so strong that it is almost like Chinese medicine. The quality of the tea is low and far from meeting the drinking standards of Yubaba.
"What are you talking about me?"
Yubaba lit a cigarette and shouted at Amanozaki, who was like a child.
Amanozaki quickly stood up, "Nothing."
He looked at the tea cup with a lot of tea left, and smiled: "Is the tea unpalatable? My mother did the same thing before the college entrance examination. She boiled a pinch of tea over high heat for 8 minutes, added honeysuckle and chrysanthemum to reduce heat, and the tea was as black as Bao Zheng's face. After drinking a bowl, I felt bitter for a long time and energetic for a whole day. I had to go to the toilet three or four times."
"I'll change it for you? There should be good tea hidden in the dam."
The crystal cane pressed Amanozaki's hand, and Yubaba shook her head: "No, I'm asking if you saw my operation clearly just now."
Amanozaki scratched his head embarrassedly: "I should have seen half of it clearly."
"How much is half?" Yubaba spit out the cigarette and had a stern face like an old middle school class teacher.
Amanozaki couldn't pretend anymore, so he answered truthfully: "I only saw the beginning clearly, and I only had a vague feeling about the rest."
He looked shy with his head down, like a student being scolded.
"You, really."
Yubaba rolled her eyes and took off the two pigeon egg gem rings on her little finger and ring finger. She ran her fingers over the gems, and the two gems turned blue.
"Tohsaka Rin's treasure chest disappeared with her, and the base material that Amber promised to give you is on the way. These two gems are worth more than seven figures, and I have used witchcraft to replace the base. The magic theory of the Tohsaka family believes that gem light is a simple magic imprint, so gems are used to store magic. The gem light of this sapphire is most suitable for your magic attribute, so you can use it for self-defense."
As he said that, he threw the two seven-digit numbers over, "Don't worry, I have solidified these two gems, and they won't disappear."
Amanozaki hurriedly caught the gems, shouting in his heart that witchcraft is really convenient: "I knew that Tom is the one who loves me the most."
As he said that, he Pointing at Yubaba's hand with eight other gems, he said with a grin, "But two gems can only be used twice. If I meet a powerful enemy, I might be defeated. Why don't you give me the other eight as well?"
Yubaba looked at Amanozaki's shameless appearance and laughed angrily. She scolded with a smile, "Okay, if you can hold out for two minutes under my hand, not to mention eight, I will give you eight hundred gems, not to mention eight."
"You!" Yubaba patted her boyfriend's hand, "You are just getting started now, and it is time to figure out how to split every bit of your strength into two points and calculate it carefully. The more I give you, the more harm I will do to you."
Amanosaki nodded, thinking that I was just saying it for fun, if you take it seriously I won't take it.
'Well, I'll take two for self-defense... and take two more to sell, so I don't have to work anymore, and I can have more time to practice. '
"If you rely on women so much, be careful not to become a man with no ambition and be despised by others."
Yubaba's voice, which had experienced many vicissitudes of life, spewed out thick smoke, and she laughed and complained.
Amanosaki was slightly stunned when he heard this.
Is it wrong to rely on women?
His superpower is women.
Isn't it the knight himself who relies on superpowers?
So his behavior is not only not wrong, but also the upright behavior of a knight.
Then Amanozaki also laughed, his tone was unusually cheerful:
"Times have changed, Tang, men and women are equal, and househusbands are also part of society. When we get married in the future, I will stop cooking and concentrate on taking care of my wife and children, and let my wife go out to show off her power."
"Won't you regret it?"
"It's still okay to digest food after a meal."
So the two laughed even more happily.
They sat in the lounge, with the fragrant river and steaming mist outside the window. The two of them were just like an old couple waiting for the rain to stop in a farmhouse, talking about everything.
Until two high beams hit the fog, the sound of car engines overwhelmed the sound of waterfalls, and a group of jeeps rushed out of the road, crushed stones roughly and stopped on the riverbed.
The car door was pushed open with a bang, and the door lock was broken. A two-meter-tall bald man wrapped in blood-stained bandages stepped out of the cab with a cigar in his mouth.
"Damn, why is it so fragrant?"
The voice was so familiar that Amanosaki in the lounge heard it, stood up and walked quickly to the door.
He saw the back of the burly man and asked tentatively in disbelief:
"Li Junzi?"
The man with the cigar in his mouth turned back immediately, and a pair of insect-like compound eyes penetrated the thick fog and locked onto Amanosaki, then turned back into human eyes, surprised and happy:
"Brother! How did you settle down here?"
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He got out of the car heroically, and the bandage on his neck that was higher than the camouflage vest was slightly raised. Li Junzi, who was just looking down like a lion, immediately turned into a cat after discovering Amanosaki, and even his voice was much lower.
Amanosaki came up and punched Li Junzi in surprise and joy, "I should say this, why are you here? And you became the leader, it's only been a few days?"
If you count carefully, Amanosaki beat Mr. Chili yesterday, so his fight with JK and Li Junzi was the day before yesterday.
How did this guy come to Sanjiang in less than two days?
"It's all your fault."
Li Junzi covered his elbow with a bit of grievance when he heard this. "After my sister-in-law broke my bones, the teacher scolded me severely, saying that I was too good to me and couldn't even last a round under the little girl. Then he sent me to Sanjiang Hall. Let me train well."
"Isn't this a good thing? You haven't debuted yet, and the debut battle will be held here. By then, you will be in both live broadcast rooms, and your fans will definitely increase quickly." Tian Yeqi thought that he was worthy of being the apprentice of Amber Lord. He didn't need any secret operations at all. He only needed to rely on the information advantage brought by the position to open up the gap with other apprentice knights.
According to Tian Yeqi's experience as a holy hand scholar, those wild knights, before the debut battle, all volunteered in the city's communities or towns, and spent several years to win the favor of local residents, and then used these favors to exchange a few interviews with TV stations and online self-media.
Once they have gained some fame in the local area, they start to look forward to the evil demons coming into the city to eat people.
In some places where the competition among knights is fierce, they are even happy to hear about the war. Seven or eight knights, like the anchors in the previous life, line up to kill monsters, just like the anchors in the previous life went to the popular scenic spots to punch in.
And this absurd "war" has become the debut battle of these knights.
They will hang the paintings they bought from the holy hand scholar next to the corpses of the evil demons one by one, as promotional posters, and start their own confused battle as apprentice knights.
There is no doubt that this is extremely inefficient and requires luck.
There are few evil demons in human settlements, but there are many evil demons in deep mountains and old forests and abandoned towns, but the former has more viewers and the latter has fewer viewers.
Except for a few adventurous and fearless knights who are willing to start their own outdoor live broadcasts, most of them are honestly waiting for opportunities.
There are many knights with the level of a hall among them, but they were born late, and the resources in the folk have been occupied by their predecessors.
These people can only work hard day after day in community service.
For a "knight processing factory" like Sanjiang Reservoir, not everyone can get relevant information and channels at will.
Even these knights who have entered the "factory" will deliberately help to cover up the news in order to increase their chances of showing up in the live broadcast room as much as possible.
Unless they are old viewers and old knights who have been following "Wu Dou" for more than ten years and have been in the circle, otherwise, in the folk, this long-term low-key existence, which has now become a live broadcast for recruitment for the consortium, is indeed not well-known.
To put it bluntly, it is still a small circle.
But even in a small circle, it is something that those apprentice knights can only encounter.
After all, not everyone has the shit luck of Tiedan Train Man, who can meet the evil demon in the town by chance and become famous in the debut battle without even a promotional poster.
And Li Junzi seems to dislike this job.
So Amanozaki rolled his eyes at the burly man in front of him. It was not just him who rolled his eyes. It represented the contempt for those trainees who looked glamorous on the surface but were actually poor and miserable when he read about them in the romantic forums and countless knight groups when he was working hard to make money in the past few years.
Lu Xun said that silence is the highest contempt.
This look was a contempt for Li Junzi's inadvertent Versailles.
This look was full of the taste of looking at class enemies.
At this time, Yubaba's thoughts broke into Amanozaki's mind who was conducting a class struggle against Li Junzi:
'Give me back the two seven-digit gems in your hand before you call yourself a proletarian, okay? '
So Amanozaki's eye roll was instantly broken, and he retorted angrily, 'Ah Tang! You ruined my good thing! I just felt that I was almost able to comprehend the highest bloodline limit of the Hyuga family, the eye roll! ’
‘I think you have understood the essence of the characters in Lu Xun’s works. You are good at playing the Ah Q trick of deceiving yourself and others.’
The two of them, one standing outside the house and the other sitting inside, started to argue with each other through their minds.
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