The stand-in is my wife.
Section 55
Li Junzi on this side shook his cigar anxiously, the cigar head moved back and forth on his thick lips, mistaking the meaning of Amanozaki's silence and dullness: "Brother, I'm serious!"
"Jia Jia is still lying on the hospital bed in the branch, and the teacher threw me here. I haven't seen Jia Jia for a day. I used to bring her food, but now I'm not here, how lonely she must be!"
Li Junzi scratched his scalp in regret, and the longing in his eyes could not be hidden.
'If you have half the care that he has for girls, I'm afraid you would have succeeded in confessing your love at Earth Middle School.' Yubaba mocked mercilessly.
Amanozaki responded seriously,'I am a seven-foot-tall man, and I practice the "Nine Yang Magic Skills". His set of "Dog Licking Heart Sutra" is not suitable for me. I practice that thing and cough! '
'He is ten feet tall. '
'Spiritual height, spiritually! 'Amanozaki emphasized,'From the spiritual height, I have looked down on him too much. Look, he even calls me brother! ’
"Brother, you have to think of a way for me."
Li Junzi just shouted, "If I can't go back, Jia Jia will probably starve to death."
Amanozaki, who felt proud, stood on tiptoe and patted Li Junzi's shoulder, sighing at Li Junzi's ability to imagine, and said earnestly: "Brother, with your emotional intelligence, I'm afraid you can only practice the "Dog Licking Heart Sutra"..."
"What Tengu Heart Sutra, I'm not serious, brother, this task can't be completed in one or two days, we have to stay here for at least one or two weeks!"
"What the hell?! One or two weeks!!"
The old voice sounded from the lounge like a night owl, scaring Li Junzi.
Under his vigilant gaze, Yubaba walked out with a glass cane, pointing at the still warm river water: "The four-clawed fish and the queen fish were killed by my thunder, why do they have to stay for a week or two?"
"I mean at least a week or two, maybe a month is normal." Li Junzi hummed and asked back: "Grandma..."
"Li Junzi, this is my girlfriend, Tang, you have to call her sister-in-law!"
Amanozaki quickly interrupted his low EQ cheap brother and rescued him from the abyss of being beaten.
What a joke, Yubaba's popularity has risen to the second stage, witchcraft is like a miracle, even thunder and river water can be played, it is no longer the same dimension as Li Junzi.
According to his observation, even Amber Lord can't defeat it quickly, I am afraid that only the sword saint scabies who carries a parasol and shouts "Swords are not so inconvenient" can have the ability to decide the outcome with one move.
"Sister-in-law?!"
Li Junzi also showed a surprised expression. He circled around Yubaba, looking her up and down.
Yubaba's mouth was shrunk, she smoked calmly, and she looked like she wanted to keep people away.
Amanozaki wiped the sweat from his forehead and thought to himself that if you are so suicidal, your brother can't help you. You can only live and die in the hands of God.
Then Li Junzi clapped his hands and showed a bright and flattering smile: "No doubt! Although the appearance has changed, but this temperament is indeed my sister-in-law! Hello, sister-in-law!"
The two-meter-tall man bowed and waved to his men: "What are you standing there for!? Come and say hello to my sister-in-law!"
So a group of knights who didn't understand anything and were fully armed and ready to reinforce followed in a daze and bowed, shouting "Hello, sister-in-law."
"The knights on the front line said that a master came to deal with the queen fish. I was still wondering who it was. Now it seems that it must be my sister-in-law's ability. Is it big brother?"
Amanozaki also looked at Li Junzi blankly, not knowing whether to say that he was lucky or stupid, but secretly sent a message to Yubaba, 'How did this kid not catch up with that JK? I think he is quite talkative, and I have nothing to teach him. '
'You used to be a single dog, what can you teach? Teach how to be a straight man? 'Mother Yu said goodbye to Amanosaki and tapped Li Junzi's foot with her cane: "Okay, okay, tell me what's going on. Why do you have to stay here for so long?"
Li Junzi straightened up, looked at Dajiang with some embarrassment, and finally sighed:
"Well, to put it simply, since the Sanjiang Dam was chosen by the sub-rules in the Dajiang Basin as a place to train their own knights, a new training target was added to the original plan of "orderly weakening fish monsters", that is, about ten years ago, after the Sanjiang Hall was established by the reservoir, those queen fish also found that the number of four-clawed scale fish that successfully migrated and spawned was decreasing."
"So later, there was more than one queen fish leading the migration each time. It happened that after the training plan was introduced, the heroes at the sub-rule level no longer sat at the dam, and the times were in the hall, and they would not show up unless there was a dangerous situation, so they were huge, familiar with water, and had a group of children and grandchildren. Many queenfish that help in the river can leave alive every year. "
"So in recent years, queenfish no longer appear in groups, but come to the dam one by one with the waves of migrating tetras."
"The queenfish that my brother and sister-in-law dealt with today actually arrived at the dam the day before yesterday, but it only started to move today. There will be new queenfish coming in the next few days. The intelligence department of the hall believes that the weather is very good this year, and the production of marine fish in shallow sea areas has increased greatly, which can support many large marine organisms to move in shallow seas for a long time. The river is also very suitable for the reproduction of tetras. I am afraid that a large number of tetras will migrate this year. In other words..."
Amanozaki continued: "In other words, the number of migratory waves this year will increase, and the corresponding number of queenfish will also increase."
"Yes." When Li Junzi thought that he could not fly back to Yushan Branch to accompany Jiajia as soon as possible, his face became more bitter.
Chapter 52: Love, Hypnosis and Witchcraft
"Yes." Li Junzi's face became even more bitter at the thought of not being able to fly back to Yushan as soon as possible to join Jiajia at the helm.
He really doesn’t have much obsession with being a hero, and now he comes to lead a team to eliminate fish damage just because of his own identity - after all, he is Duke Hubo’s apprentice. Duke Hubo adopted him and was very kind to him. He Treat him as a father. Even to protect Mr. Amber's reputation, Li Junzi originally planned to go to a place for an "internship" in the near future.
But his real ideal is not to slay demons and protect the Tao, but to marry JK, have a son and a half, and live an ordinary and warm life with his wife and children on the hot bed.
Seeing that the fish damage was temporarily eliminated, Li Junzi no longer restrained everyone. He let his men move freely. He followed Amanozaki and sat at the small round table at the door of the lounge, watching Amanozaki make tea.
"Green tea or black tea Oolongjing, which one do you like?" Amanozaki asked, shaking the cloisonné enamel teapot in his hand.
Li Junzi didn't dare to ask where he got this from, nor where could there be so much tea in such a shabby lounge. In order to save his eldest brother's face, he reported the most common, most common, and all the tea. The farmhouse will definitely prepare it.
"Jasmine tea."
"good."
Amanozaki opened his hand towards Yubaba, and in Yubaba's eyes, "You know how to command me", a small jar appeared inexplicably in his hand.
Amanozaki tossed the jar and walked into the tea room saying, "Oh! It's still the Oriental Leaf Man co-branded model."
Li Junzi, who didn't understand the situation, looked at Granny Tang: "Sister-in-law, how did you and your elder brother do this magic?"
"What magic?" Granny Yu asked.
"First there was a burst of light in the elder brother's hand, and then..." At this point, Li Junzi's voice gradually became lower.
"Is this my sister-in-law's ability? Can she transform the void into something?"
Amanozaki came back with a teapot filled with boiling water: "You look down on Atang too much. Her ability is witchcraft. Atang can do all the things that witches and witches are said to be able to do in traditional legends."
"Have you seen this teapot in my hand? It's a Persian style hip flask. The hip flask was made by Atang. The wicker chair you made and the glass table you put on it were all made by Atang."
Li Junzi was in awe, pushed away his chair and stood up, kneeling on one knee. After thinking for a while, he simply pressed both knees to the ground and kowtowed:
"Please sister-in-law let me marry Jiajia!"
Amanozaki poured tea and pushed a cup to Yubaba. He held the corner of the cup and secretly transmitted the message, "I think he is very sincere. How about we help him?" ’
‘Nonsense, the wooden floor is broken, how can you not be sincere? ’ Yubaba slapped away Amanozaki’s hand that was reaching for the cookies on the table, complaining in her heart that Amanozaki being the eldest brother and watching the fun was not a big deal.
Amanozaki shrugged, "You don't understand, Tang. As long as you are here, what else can I do as a great man?" If it comes to sending flowers to express love, pretending to be a bad guy and trying to be a hero when being beaten by a brother, I would do these things without even saying a word. But doesn’t he want to get married? What can I do? I'm not even married yet! ’
Amanozaki threw a cookie into his mouth, 'Besides, he worships you, the real Buddha, so what can I care about? ’
Regardless of Amanozaki's talk, Granny Yu looked at Mr. Li who had broken two boards and knew that this stubborn man really liked JK from the bottom of his heart, so she sighed:
"I can indeed make JK marry you."
"Thank you, sister-in-law!" Li Junzi was so happy that he didn't even bother to correct Granny Tang's nickname for his sweetheart.
"I haven't finished talking yet." Yubaba took out a cigarette and lit it, "Witchcraft is indeed magical and does not follow scientific rules, but!"
Granny Tang's eyes were sharp, and the courage of the hostess of the soup house made Li Junzi tremble all over.
"Witchcraft must also follow the rules of occult science. I can't change a person's mind. Thought is the basis of who he is. Changing people's thoughts is the power of gods. In fact, all I can do is to use hypnosis. ”
Having said this, Granny Tang looked at Mr. Li who was kneeling on the ground: "Xiao Li, do you really want to live your whole life with someone who can't see your true face and is just in love with a phantom?"
For a while, the only thing that could be heard in the lounge was the roaring river outside.
Seeing Li Junzi's red forehead and complicated eyes, Amanozaki didn't understand what he meant?
Li Junzi was unwilling to live with the hypnotized JK, but he found it difficult to let go of the choice of easily fulfilling his wish on the spot.
‘I’ve been called big brother so many times, so I should show my courage! ’ Amanozaki licked the cookie crumbs between his teeth and banged the table.
"Show some courage!" He glared at Junzi Li, "You can even kill evil spirits, are you afraid that you won't be able to catch a little girl?"
"Mr. Hu Bo is your teacher, and that girl is your classmate and even your lover. Do you really have the heart to do such a thing to your closest relatives?!"
"I have already made a decision in my heart, why are you still hesitating!"
Amanozaki's voice became louder and louder, and the last sentence was simply shouted using a magic amplifier.
Li Junzi raised his head, his eyes were red, and he slapped himself hard. With such force, his face turned red and purple. The corners of his mouth were gaping.
He stood up, gasping and clasping his fists at Amanozaki: "Big brother is right. Since I was named a gentleman by the teacher, I must be like a gentleman."
"A gentleman loves money and gets it wisely. I, Mr. Li, can't do those dirty things!"
"now it's right."
Amanozaki waved at Li Junzi, "Even if this matter is exposed, love is love, and you and JK's affairs are up to you. Now let's talk about career."
Li Junzi nodded and sat down again. Yubaba raised her finger lightly, and the broken floor was restored to its original state.
As he said this, he poured another cup of tea and pushed it to Li Junzi, "Ah Tang and I want to go down the river and take the initiative to eliminate those fish monsters."
"It can't be done." Li Junzi shook his head.
"Why?"
"Brother, this is not that simple." Li Junzi held the small teacup, which was like oral liquid in his wide palm. "I said before that the Sanjiang Reservoir was built by the government, but the fund and various branches are currently funding the operation."
"For the live broadcast room?"
"Yes." Li Junzi nodded. "Brother and sister-in-law have only recently joined the branch, so they don't know. In fact, in recent years, the speed of the birth of knights and knights around the world has been nearly twice as fast as in the past. My teacher said before that the headquarters issued a report at the beginning of this year, which said that in the past few years, the number of new supernatural powers in the country has exceeded the total of the past ten years."
"The competition among knights has become fierce, and the consortium and branches have attached more and more importance to these screening mechanisms in order to improve the level of their own personnel."
Amanozaki glanced at Yubaba and saw a hint of strangeness in the other's eyes.
In recent years, isn't that about the same time as when he traveled through time?
Amanozaki perked up: "Tell me more!"
Chapter 53: Good guy, the spiritual energy is reviving here?
The three of them gathered around the round table, as if they were simulating a round table meeting in the ancient heroic era.
As Li Junzi told the story, Amanosaki's brows furrowed unconsciously.
This world originally had a lot of superpowers, and the number of them was comparable to the martial arts in martial arts novels. The street performers and jugglers all practiced horizontal training and boxing with both hands, and the uncles sweeping the floor had to bow and nod when they met them occasionally.
Similarly, this world is not lacking in many superpowers with extremely low upper limits, which are at most equivalent to human lighters or mobile kettles. They live freely in China. Although these people are also recorded, because their superpowers are too weak, they are harmless and are usually not paid attention to by the government.
But since about six years ago, superpowers have naturally evolved in a wider and stronger direction. At present, there are more than 100,000 superpower holders in the country who have exceeded the safety level and need to be regularly inspected by [Qunxia Mountain].
A considerable number of them did not become knights, and they still live in accordance with past experience and abide by the law, while most of the rest are struggling on the road of knights.
The government couldn't help but be thankful that it did not ban the profession of knight-errant. Otherwise, if these hundreds of thousands of people with superpowers were allowed to operate freely, the amount of police force and surveillance resources required by the country would be astronomical.
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