The straight man in the entertainment circle

Lin Li slowly walked out of the campus. Outside the campus, a large group of parents were waiting eagerly.

Seeing Lin Li coming out first, everyone gathered around.

Lin Li was suddenly surrounded by so many people. He was a little panicked and a little excited.

"Classmate, are you done with the test? Why are you so fast?"

Lin Li felt very awkward after hearing this and said, "To be precise, I meant efficiency, not speed. How can a man say speed?"

"Classmate, are this year's test questions difficult?" someone asked.

Lin Li originally felt that the exam was easier than before, and he saw that the parents outside the examination room seemed more nervous than the candidates in the examination room, so he comforted him: "Oh, it's easy, easier than last year."

Candidates like them must have done the questions in the college entrance examination every year and know the difficulty level.

When the parents around me heard this, some were extremely happy, while others were not so happy.

"Easy? That's great. My son is not good at Chinese, so he won't be afraid this time."

"Hey, my daughter is only good at Chinese, so she's hoping to improve her score in Chinese. Oops..."

Someone immediately asked: "What is the essay topic?"

"Oh, write about integrity."

"About integrity? This topic is easy to write." Someone next to me said.

Lin Li said: "It is easy to write, but everyone thinks it is easy to write. It will be difficult for you to get high scores."

"That's right. How about your writing?"

Lin Li said: "For me, it's okay."

"Young devil, you are so immodest. Tell me what score you estimate you will get on the exam?"

Just kidding, "The Death of Red Rabbit", to say it's okay would be very modest, Lin Li thought to himself.

"Hmm... I can't say it's a perfect score, but 140 is still okay."

The crowd around him burst out in exclamation, and then many people looked at him with suspicion.

Chinese Language 140 is more difficult than getting a perfect score in mathematics, and it’s not a question of whether it’s difficult or not, it’s something that hurts their self-esteem.

"Is this college entrance examination that easy?" Some people around began to question.

When Lin Li was questioned, he shrugged and said, "It's not difficult at all. I even slept a little."

After hearing Lin Li say that he slept in the examination room, everyone thought he was crazy.

Several family members shook their heads and left.

In their opinion, if Lin Li was telling the truth, it must be unreliable. If he slept on something as serious as the college entrance examination, his grades must be terrible.

If he is telling lies, then it is a matter of character, and this kind of student must have terrible grades.

For students with terrible grades, they naturally lose interest in watching.

"College entrance examination, how dare you sleep in the examination room?" Only one middle-aged man muttered with a dry smile.

"Many people in the examination room want to sleep, but they just don't dare. They always feel that they should check and check. In fact, checking is useless and is just a waste of time."

This is Lin Li's experience gained over many years. Although it only represents his point of view, it is not said in a harsh way.

There were several parents of candidates nearby, but when Lin Li said this, they became unhappy.

It was as if their children were stupid for not handing in their papers in advance.

Everyone left one after another.

Lin Li saw that everyone didn't seem to like hearing the truth, so he didn't say anything and went back home.

After Lin Li left, two people wearing press credentials emerged from the crowd.

As newspaper reporters, they naturally have to report on major events like the college entrance examination.

"Has it been recorded?"

"It's recorded, and the report back can be written."

Another person shook his head and said, "Did you see the admission ticket on his chest?"

"I didn't pay attention, what's wrong?"

"This man's name is Lin Li, and he speaks loudly. If he is a top student, forget it. If he is a scumbag, this report will be interesting."

The person listening reacted and said excitedly: "Yes, every year, students who come out early for the college entrance examination and want to be reported by reporters are inevitably embarrassing people. If we catch one, the report will be wonderful."

"Well, let's wait and see if we recognize this person named Lin Li."

About ten minutes later, candidates began to come out one after another.

The two reporters also randomly found some people and asked some questions.

After a while, they found Zhang Cheng.

"We heard from the first student out of the examination room that this year's exam is very easy. What do you think?"

Zhang Cheng was stunned and thought of Lin Li. He had handed in the paper more than 20 minutes in advance and was probably the first person to leave the examination room.

"This year's questions are very difficult, but I would like to ask, do you know the name of the first student to leave the examination room?"

"His name is Lin Li."

Zhang Cheng sneered when he heard that it was indeed Lin Li.

The reporter looked at his expression and knew there was big news this time.

"do you know him?"

"We are classmates." Zhang Cheng sneered again.

"Isn't he... right?"

"How dare he say that his grades are simple? To be honest, his grades are at the bottom of the class, and he likes to cause trouble everywhere. The class teacher asked him to go home and think about his mistakes behind closed doors. He didn't come to school for a month before the college entrance examination."

Zhang Cheng gushed over Lin Li's story to two reporters.

The two reporters were extremely excited. They took a small notebook and memorized it very carefully. They felt that they had discovered incredible news and it would definitely become a hot topic after the college entrance examination!

The test in the afternoon is physics and chemistry, with a total of 100 points, 50 points for each subject, and the time is 14:00-16:00.

Lin Li also found it amazing. Among the mock test papers drawn by the system, many of the questions were very similar to his own in the college entrance examination. He really didn't know which god came up with the questions.

Lin Li had done it once, and naturally he answered it quickly this time.

The next hour started to get boring again, so Lin Li had to take another nap.

The two invigilators said nothing more.

When he woke up, Lin Li looked at the time and handed in the paper half an hour early.

The parents outside the campus were filled with hatred when they saw Lin Li coming out first again.

The reason is very simple. In the morning, Lin Li came out and said that the test paper was easy. These parents were relieved. But when their children came out, they found that it was not the case at all. They all said that this year's test papers were difficult. Many children said She even shed tears while talking, which made the parents worried.

Originally they hadn't thought of Lin Li coming, but this was good. Lin Li came out early again, which hurt them.

"Hey, classmate, why did you come out so soon?"

Before Lin Li stepped out of the school gate, a parent outside asked loudly.

"It's getting late. If you don't come out early, you'll be stuck in traffic later. My mother is waiting for me to come home for dinner."

Lin Li said with a smile, this was Lin Li's truest thought.

"..."

Many parents shook their heads, thinking that you were obedient at this time. You didn't even take the exam well. If it were your own child, you would have to beat him to death!

"Is the question difficult?"

Although they were very indignant about Lin Li's "bullshit" that morning, the parents outside couldn't help but ask.

"Simple." Lin Li said.

When the parents heard the familiar formula and familiar taste, they immediately felt an ominous premonition.

Lin Li saw them all crying and comforted, "It's really simple, don't worry."

When the parents heard this, they felt a little relieved. It seemed to be so simple.

Taking advantage of the fact that the college entrance examination was not over yet and the traffic was still smooth, Lin Li returned home early.

Song Wenjie was a little shocked to see her son come back so early. The exam time should have just ended at this time.

She and Zhang Li went shopping in the afternoon and did not wait for Lin Li outside the examination room.

"Son, why are you back so early?"

"I'll be back after the exam." Lin Li said naturally.

Song Wenjie was a little angry and said, "Did you hand in the paper in advance?"

"OK."

Song Wenjie wanted to get angry. It was outrageous that you handed in the paper in advance for such an important exam. But when the words came to her lips, she saw Lin Li's indifferent look and suddenly felt heartbroken.

"Son, promise mom, we won't give up, okay?"

Lin Li smiled and said, "I didn't give up, Mom, I really passed the exam."

Song Wenjie asked: "Have you finished writing? Just come out."

"It's finished." Lin Li replied naturally.

Song Wenjie was startled, seeing Lin Li's answer so naturally, and then said: "After you finish writing, you have to check it. Can you guarantee that everything is correct?"

Lin Li still said naturally: "I'm stupid. If it's wrong, I'll write it down."

"…………"

For some reason, Song Wenjie found that her son was speaking very forcefully today, which sounded quite reasonable. Song Wenjie almost said: Your kid's last mock test score was just over 400. How do you get your confidence?

But after all, she couldn't bear to hit her son like this, and just said: "Okay, it's good to be confident, but you can't hand in the paper in advance tomorrow."

Lin Li thought for a while and said, "I'm afraid I can't do it."

"Why can't it be done? Is it so difficult to just sit there and check?!"

"No, it's mainly because my hands and feet are numb after sitting there and sleeping for a long time..." Lin Li said aggrievedly.

Song Wenjie's vision suddenly went dark, and she almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

My son is so broken that he has completely given up.

Song Wenjie was also discouraged and stopped even after cooking half of the dinner.