The straight man in the entertainment circle

"Hello everyone, welcome to the recording site of the 10th episode of the third season of "Tucao Pai" broadcast by Tianhai Doujiang. I am the host Zhang Shaokun. We are serious about making complaints. Welcome everyone!"

The recording of "Tucao Pai" begins!

There was a round of applause.

After everyone calmed down, Zhang Shaokun said: "Everyone, everyone has complained about our program this season, saying that we only invited some outdated stars, some 18th-tier stars. Today, I can be very confident here. Let me tell you, the main star this time is not a has-been star. Not only is he not a has-been, but he is also a superstar! Whether you admit it or not, this is how he prides himself on himself, and he even sang a song about it. Everyone has heard of it, right? "

"I heard it!"

"When I first heard this song, I thought we should invite Lin Li to our show. Why, because... we can't invite real superstars!"

Everyone laughed.

Zhang Shaokun said to Lin Li: "Lin Li, you feel very good!"

Lin Li shrugged and nodded, with some laughter coming from underneath.

The atmosphere of the program "Tucao Pai" is like this. The more you complain, the more funny you will get.

"Let's take a look at the superstar's complaints..."

Zhang Shaokun signaled the audience to focus on the guests, and then made a disgusted expression.

"Li Shuai and Chi Zi, ah, I don't even want to introduce you. Can you two stop coming? Is this show really not going to work? How much money do you have to save?"

Li Shuai and Chi Zi are the ones who appear on the show the most among everyone, and Zhang Shaokun has complained about them countless times.

Zhang Shaokun said this and suddenly brought the topic to Wu Ruobing and said: "Even if you hire someone like Wu Ruobing, it's not more expensive than you!"

These words were obviously meant to complain about Wu Ruobing's low appearance fee, but the effect was good and everyone laughed.

Wu Ruobing looked so angry, which was even more adorable.

The topic naturally turned to Wu Ruobing.

"Wu Ruobing, maybe some viewers who haven't watched "The Voice" don't know her, but she is amazing, how amazing...I'm telling you this...she...she and Lin Li are neighbors!"

After all, Wu Ruobing is also a contracted artist with more than 6 million fans. The fact that the most powerful person who introduced her is Lin Li's neighbor is actually a bit ironic.

This sentence caused a roar of laughter.

"The following person is very powerful. He has been on our show. He is the former world champion of "Glory of Heroes" and is now the well-known anchor of Ivory Live, Satan!"

The audience applauded.

"Satan is very powerful and is the world champion. Although when he won the championship, no one in China played this game. By the time this game becomes popular in this country, he will be old..."

Satan is only 22 years old this year, which is still very young, but for e-sports, this is already considered an old age.

The scene was full of laughter.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that Teacher Cai Wenli was there..." Zhang Shaokun seemed to have said something wrong, "Satan, you are still very young."

When Cai Wenli said this, she pretended to be angry and stood up, but Wu Ruobing hurriedly stopped her.

These are all show effects, but they are very effective and there is constant laughter on the spot.

"There is another guest, Bi Xuan, who has also come to our show. I am surprised. Bi Xuan, you and Lin Li know each other, so you just come? You are quite thick-skinned."

Bi Xuan, who was at the guest table, spread his hands and looked like a scoundrel.

“Finally, let’s introduce our main character, Lin Li!”

The crowd cheered.

"In my eyes, Lin Li is a superstar! Although..." Zhang Shaokun counted his fingers, "Zhou Lingling, Zhang Jing, Leng Ying, Lan Shu and more than a hundred people didn't agree, but we invited them to come, and they didn't agree either. ah!"

The audience below laughed.

"There may be people who have never heard of Lin Li. It doesn't matter. Let's see how Lin Li became the superstar he calls step by step!"

Zhang Shaokun pronounced "the superstar he called" with emphasis, which was obviously a joke, and then played a video introduction on the spot, which was cut from scenes from Lin Li's various programs.

"Lin Li, who accompanied Wu Ruobing to participate in "The Voice" in June this year, received widespread attention for his first live-action rant against a judge..."

The video shows Lin Li's first audition.

"Afterwards, Lin Li repeatedly criticized his opponents, judges and even the program team on the show. His popularity continued to soar, and the program was suspended for a time, which even affected the entire talent show circle. With Lin Li's unremitting efforts, ten radio stations have postponed their programs. , issued an apology announcement, forcing the talent show and the agency to cut off their interests."

This video showed scenes from various physical newspapers and online reports, which came one after another. It reminded Lin Li of the days when the show was a big hit, and it was quite enjoyable.

"The amazing thing is that Lin Li later returned to the show and won the championship!"

The video shows Lin Li picking up the championship trophy and being slowly lifted up by the elevator.

"After Lin Li won the championship, he held a concert, breaking the record for the fastest concert since his debut. Then he released an album, which also broke the sales record of Zhou Lingling's first album that had been in the dust for 15 years. However, Lin Li was not what everyone imagined. Zi ah, the entertainment industry continues to stir up troubles, but instead went to the literary and art circles to cause trouble."

"Lin Li's "Death of the Red Rabbit" became the only essay with a perfect score in Jiangnan Province, and was chosen by Fang Wenjian to be specially recruited into Yenching University. Since then, Lin Li has become a poet. His poems have been widely circulated on the Internet and have a lot of fans. There were many opponents, but just when everyone thought Lin Li would become the next great poet, a fight broke out between Lin Li and the Poetry Association, which even got to the point of fistfights, and Lin Li was sent to detention for fighting in the CCTV building."

"The amazing thing is that after Lin Li came out, he became the crime prevention ambassador appointed by the Kyoto Public Security Center!"

"In addition, Lin Li also participated in the "Chinese Studies Conference" and successfully competed and won the championship. After the first period, he and his classmates continuously answered the question bank, which became a good story."

"Lin Li is so amazing, and naturally he has caused a lot of controversy. For example, Lin Li is rude, has a shady secret behind his victory, has a violent personality, is manipulated by his team behind the scenes, and has countless fans of the people he offended. These people have made Lin Li successful this year. Let us find out what kind of person Lin Li is, the star with the most negative fans, in our show."

The video ended here, and people present had a clearer understanding of Lin Li's path to fame, and there was a round of applause.

Zhang Shaokun said: "Let us once again welcome the main character of this issue, the magical and complex...Lin Li!"

The scene was filled with joy, and Lin Li stood up and bowed to the audience.

Zhang Shaokun waited for the scene to quiet down, stared at Lin Li for a while, and said, "To be honest, before this program, I only knew Lin Li by hearing his name. I have no idea what he did." , after all, hosts like me are very busy..."

There were boos below.

"But after watching this short film, I found that Lin Li is really the most unique celebrity I have seen in so many years. How did you manage to stay cool until now! It's been half a year!"

Everyone laughed. Lin Li did have several crises. For example, he quit "The Voice" and was sent to a detention center. Everyone predicted that Lin Li was going to die. But in the end, he not only survived, but also won the championship once and became a publicity ambassador. !

This is unimaginable to others.

After Zhang Shaokun finished speaking, he looked at Wu Ruobing and said, "Look at Wu Ruobing, she hasn't done anything, it's already cold!"

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

Wu Ruobing sat on the sofa and jumped up and down, not knowing whether she was angry or laughing.

"Okay, the foreplay is over now, let's invite the already cool Wu Ruobing to come on stage!"