The straight man in the entertainment circle
Chapter 298 The good girl turns into a little girl
The program team's idea was naturally that Wu Ruobing would open the show and Lin Li would end it, so that it would be interesting to watch.
There was a round of applause, and Wu Ruobing walked from the sofa in the guest seats to the middle of the field.
The background music is "Sour, Sweet and Sweet Is Me".
The applause was even louder. Many people had not seen the interaction between Wu Ruobing and Lin Li for a long time, and they could not wait to see Wu Ruobing complain about Lin Li.
"Hello everyone, my name is Wu Ruobing."
Wu Ruobing looked around with a look of panic and said: "It's my first time to participate in a complaint show, so I'm a little nervous..."
Many people below know that when Wu Ruobing participated in the audition for "The Voice" for the first time, she said such a sentence and was scolded by Pan Ke to get off the stage. At this time, Wu Ruobing said such a sentence, and the audience all laughed, and some The man followed Pan Ke's example and shouted: "Then go home!"
As a result, the scene was even more overjoyed.
Seeing that this was also a scene arranged by the program crew, Wu Ruobing did not panic at all, but smiled.
"Yes, I participated in that talent show because of what I said, and then..."
Wu Ruobing changed the subject and said, "Then there will be no chance to speak again!"
The audience couldn't stop laughing.
"Let's talk about... Li Shuai first. I didn't know Li Shuai before, but one day when I walked into the elevator, I suddenly saw a fat-headed, big-eared, eyeless weirdo popping up on the elevator advertising screen, and asked me to take a picture. For the wedding photos, I got off the elevator and I don’t know what the advertiser was thinking. If you find such a spokesperson, I won’t leave until the advertiser’s logo comes out.”
Li Shuai has endorsed a wedding photography advertisement, which was mainly placed on elevator billboards in office buildings, as well as in advertisements before the on-demand program "Tucao Pai". Most people who watch this program and work in office buildings have seen this advertise.
According to Li Shuai's appearance, although he is not unattractive to the eyes, if it weren't for the fame brought by "Tucao Pai", among ordinary people, no one would take a second look at him and let his image speak for him. Wedding dress ads are really unacceptable.
Wu Ruobing's complaint expressed everyone's feelings, and everyone applauded.
"Well, the next one...Teacher Cai Wenli. I met Teacher Cai backstage today. I went up to say hello to her. I said Teacher Cai, and she looked at me and asked..." Wu Ruobing imitated the old man's appearance and Cai Wenli's tone. , "Who are you? I said I am Wu Ruobing, she said oh, and after a while, she asked me if we know each other."
Cai Wenli is only in her 50s, but she is the eldest among them all, so Wu Ruobing made fun of her age.
Wu Ruobing's imitation was very interesting, and she described Cai Wenli as a forgetful old man, which made the audience laugh again.
"Although Teacher Cai Wenli doesn't remember me, I can't forget her. When I was participating in the competition, Teacher Cai Wenli told me privately that I sang very well and would definitely become popular in the future. Then...everyone saw it... I'm already cold!"
The audience at the scene smiled brightly when they heard that Wu Ruobing not only teased Cai Wenli but also made fun of herself.
"Later I found out that Teacher Cai Wenli said in previous seasons that people like Yu Ying, Huang Wei, and Xu Yajie would be popular..."
Wu Ruobing made a helpless expression, and everyone laughed. The reason was very simple. He was not a big fan of "The Voice" and had never heard of these people's names. It could be said that they were extremely cool. .
"Hey, I thought Teacher Cai Wenli had read countless people and said that if I was popular, I would be popular... It seems that I am really too naive."
"Chizi."
Wu Ruobing said and looked at Chi Zi: "I at least saw Li Shuai's advertisement before I came here, but Chi Zi... I really don't know him. I was attracted to him when I saw him, because of his..."
Wu Ruobing seemed to have no place to put her hands, so she picked it up and wiped it on her body: "People's dreadlocks are a reflection of their personality. Your dreadlocks are really dirty!"
The guests at the scene were all laughing and there was thunderous applause.
"Bixuan."
Wu Ruobing thought for a while and said, "Who the hell is this!"
The crew of the program deliberately added this sentence to Wu Ruobing's lines to create a sense of contrast. Obviously, the effect was very good. After Wu Ruobing finished speaking, the audience screamed.
Wu Ruobing felt a little embarrassed after saying that, and looked at Lin Li while holding back a smile.
After a while, Wu Ruobing put away her smile, straightened up and continued: "Later I found out that he was a director, and I immediately changed my mind. I thought he was great, but someone immediately told me that he was the director of "Dream in the Showbiz" "Director."
Wu Ruobing's face changed instantly, with a look of disgust on her face: "Bah!"
The scene was filled with screams again, and they really liked Wu Ruobing's curse words.
There is no way, it is rare for a good girl to become a little girl, and everyone likes this contrast.
"Satan." Wu Ruobing took a deep breath after reading the name, "Okay, I finally realized it. I am indeed so cold that I can only be on the show with these people whose names I have never heard of!"
Wu Ruobing was making fun of herself and making everyone laugh. This kind of complaint won everyone's applause.
"Host Zhang Shaokun... I really grew up watching your show."
Zhang Shaokun was the oldest person present except Cai Wenli, but he was actually only in his early forties.
"Teacher Zhang was a host on CCTV in the early years and was somewhat famous. Everyone knows this, but then he disappeared. I thought you were gone..."
People at the scene burst into laughter.
"It wasn't until today that I discovered that Teacher Zhang was here. Hey, you might as well be gone."
Everyone at the scene laughed deafeningly and gave Wu Ruobing warm applause.
"What's even more pitiful is that I heard that Teacher Zhang's appearance fee is not as much as mine. Teacher Zhang, you have the nerve to say that I'm cool. If I were, you'd probably end up in the freezer."
Zhang Shaokun was furious after hearing this and fanning himself with his hand card to calm his anger. The audience burst into cheers and clapped their hands vigorously.
"at last……"
Wu Ruobing turned to Lin Li, and before she could speak, the crowd burst into cheers.
"Lin Li..."
Wu Ruobing chewed Lin Li's name and said: "Everyone knows that I dragged Lin Li to participate in "The Voice". People who don't know think that I am afraid of dragging him to accompany me. In fact, you are all wrong. I I asked Lin Li to go because I knew he would become a hit, so I told him, you sing very well and you will definitely become popular in the future..."
Wu Ruobing imitated Cai Wenli again with this sentence. Everyone recalled that Cai Wenli also said this to Wu Ruobing.
"It turns out that I have a better eye for people than Teacher Cai Wenli!"
Explosive laughter.
Applause.
"The program team invited me here because they wanted me to reveal the scandal about Lin Li when he was a child. I righteously refused at that time. I said that I would not tell the story about Lin Li crying when he saw a dog when he was a child!"
Everyone laughed when they heard this. They didn't expect that a person like Lin Li, who was fearless, would be afraid of dogs when he was a child.
"Lin Li is a very smart man with great musical talent. One day he suddenly told me that he wanted to learn a new instrument and play it for me. I was very touched. A few days later, he played a requiem on the suona. Give me the song..."
The whole audience laughed wildly.
"Everyone must think that he is a straight man again, but..." Wu Rubing thought for a while, looked at Lin Li, and smiled, "This guy actually went behind my back to learn makeup. My makeup today is what he instructed the makeup artist to do." Okay, that’s awesome, but my makeup is female makeup, how do you know so much about it? Do you do it on yourself at home on weekdays?"
This item was not in the script, it was added temporarily by Wu Ruobing. Everyone was shocked when they heard that Lin Li could actually wear female makeup!
The audience looked at Lin Li one after another, but Lin Li didn't feel embarrassed at all. He just looked at Wu Ruobing calmly.
"I think my relationship with him will soon change from childhood sweethearts to best friends, so please stop spreading rumors about me and Lin Li's scandal in the future, okay?"
"Thank you everyone, I am Wu Ruobing."
Wu Ruobing showed a sweet smile and bowed to the audience.
Wu Ruobing finally said that she and Lin Li were going to be best friends. The meaning of this statement was obviously to complain about Lin Li's desire to become a girl, but everyone also knew that only three points of the words on "Tucao Pai" were listened to. After being a little surprised, they all clapped and screamed.
"This issue is starting well, you can complain!"
"Haha, Wu Ruobing is so cute."
"My favorite thing is watching Wu Ruobing complain about Lin Li."
"I'm looking forward to how Lin Li will complain about Wu Ruobing."
"Wu Ruobing must come here more often in the future!"
"Didn't see enough!"
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