The straight man in the entertainment circle

The recording of "The Masked Singer" is officially underway!

Li Hao read some sponsor lines and said: "Let us welcome the first Masked Singer tonight!"

Under applause, I was sent by my sponsor and appeared.

His head is a huge green leaf, because one of the biggest sponsors of "The Masked Singer" is called Leaf Mask.

The host stepped down and background music started playing.

I was sent by the sponsor to start singing the song "Night Sky".

This is an old song, but it is very popular. As soon as it was sung, it aroused the memories of many people.

I was sent by the sponsor and was the guest who appeared in the last episode. Because of his special voice, although he tried his best to hide it, everyone still guessed that he was the singer Hu Junfeng.

After the song was sung, host Li Hao walked onto the stage.

"Okay, thanks for the song I was sent by the sponsor. Do you think the judges have anything to say?"

I guess a few people on the judging panel began to share about the song "Night Sky", and then they began to analyze that I was a guest sent by a sponsor.

Xu Zhenchun: "Well, I was sent by the sponsor. Did the sponsor also ask you to sing this song?"

I was sent by my sponsor: “I chose it myself.”

All the guests on the stage sing with their real voices, but after singing, the microphones are processed in the background, and the words they speak will change their voices.

Therefore, before guessing the identity, the guessing team will communicate with the guest singer, hoping to obtain some useful information through the dialogue.

Even though everyone knew who I was sent by the sponsor, I still had to go through the motions on stage.

Sun Yunhan from the guessing team asked: "I would like to ask why you chose such a code name since I was sent by the sponsor?"

I was sent by a sponsor. This code name is indeed quite curious. The judging panel already knew it was Hu Junfeng in the last issue, but they still deliberately guessed the spokesperson of the leaf mask.

I was sent by the sponsor to hold the microphone and replied: "I debuted relatively early. I should have been at the peak of my life seven or eight years ago. I was still somewhat popular. I wrote a few songs at that time that were pretty good, so at that time I have also endorsed some advertisements, and I feel pretty good about myself, but in the past few years...well...no advertisers have come to me...so, I called this code name just to attract the attention of sponsors. , if you need any spokesperson or anything, you can consider me."

There was laughter below, but several people on the judging panel could hear some sadness, and they felt the same way.

The entertainment industry is indeed so realistic.

"Have you heard that he debuted relatively early and had a few popular songs seven or eight years ago? Looking at his figure and voice, I think the answer is obvious." Cai Wenli said.

The people on the judging panel nodded one after another, and even many people in the audience shouted out the name "Hu Junfeng".

Seeing that the time was right, Li Hao said: "Okay, the interaction is over, please guess the answer in your mind."

There are seven people in the judging panel, each of whom will be a representative.

The seven people discussed it, and this time Xu Zhenchun was the representative.

Xu Zhenchun: "There is no way, this voice is too special, so the answer we gave is... Hu Junfeng!"

Li Haodao: "Since the guessing team has given the answer, is it true or not..."

Many people in the audience shouted: "Yes!"

Li Haodao: "I am sent by the sponsor to go to the unveiling area."

There is an unveiling area on the stage. After the guests enter, there will be an LED curtain that temporarily covers it. If the guessing team’s answer is correct, then when the unveiling area is revealed, the singer will be inside after the unveiling. If If the guessing team's answer is incorrect, they will still be the masked guests.

I was sent by a sponsor and entered the unveiling area, which was covered by an LED screen.

Li Haodao: "Let's count down the five numbers and reveal them together!"

"five……"

"Four……"

"three……"

"two……"

"one!"

Along with the exciting music, the LED screen in the mask-unveiling area slowly rose. Everyone looked and saw that standing inside was indeed Hu Junfeng, who had taken off his leaf hood!

"Welcome our Hu Junfeng." Li Hao said loudly.

Although everyone guessed that this person was Hu Junfeng, when Hu Junfeng walked out, the applause was quite warm. Hu Junfeng walked to the middle of the field and hugged Li Hao.

After Li Hao said some nice words, thanked Hu Junfeng, and let Hu Junfeng speak again, everyone bid farewell to Hu Junfeng.

"Okay, let's continue. There was a person who left a deep impression on everyone in the last issue. She is the lonely root number three. Some people say that she has a voice like Fang Fei and a stage performance like Leng Ying, but she also has One thing that everyone doesn’t know is that she is an original singer. What she brings today is her own original song. Who is she? Let’s invite the lonely root number three together!”

Under applause, the lonely square root three took the stage. Her look was full of numbers, and there were various mathematical symbols on her head, with the square root being the most conspicuous.

The last issue of Lonely Root Three sang a song by Fang Fei called "A Lucid Dream". Her voice is quite similar to Fang Fei's. When she sang this song, she even deliberately imitated Fang Fei. Fei's voice.

At that time, the guessing team deliberately acted as if the queen had come, and were very excited. In the end, they really guessed Fang Fei, but the reveal failed.

After the program aired, the program crew was scolded to death, saying that the program crew took advantage of the diva's popularity, insulted the diva, and disgusted the audience.

Even the lonely root number three was scolded miserably, and it was soon revealed that it was a newcomer named Jiang Mengyao who had just debuted.

Netizens are very powerful. People like Jiang Mengyao with less than a million followers on Weibo will be easily seen through once they get on the stage of "The Masked Singer".

In this Internet age, as long as someone recognizes you and publishes the answer, it will be spread from ten to ten, and the identity of the singer will be completely exposed, and there will be no mystery at all.

Many people can't guess who the singer is on their own initiative, but it's much easier to reverse the authentication after telling the answer.

Therefore, if you have to hide it from 99% of the people on "The Masked Singer", it will be considered a failure, and you have to hide it from everyone to be considered a success.

This issue of Lonely Number Three has changed to a new song called "Hibernation", which is also an original song.

The general idea of ​​the song is that it is too cold outside and I need to hibernate to avoid the severe cold outside. What I want to express is the feeling of needing protection.

Jiang Mengyao's voice has a kind of silky magnetism, which sounds very comfortable. This original song is very suitable for the occasion. It feels like she had expected to be scolded after the last episode of the program was broadcast, and then needed to hibernate to avoid the torrent of scolding.

Lin Li was in the lounge, with a camera facing him, and two staff members in the room.

Of course, the appearance cannot be captured, but the words of each guest when facing other guests can still be recorded.

However, Lin Li was sitting in the sedan chair, motionless or saying a word. The two staff members in the room actually became a little scared.

Damn it, being in the same room with such a Bai Wuchang and she still doesn't speak, it feels so eerie!

"What do you think of this song?"

The cameraman couldn't help but ask. It was too scary not to speak. Even though Bai Wuchang was very beautiful, he couldn't resist the cold feeling emanating from her body.

Moreover, you have to shoot some content for later use, otherwise this guest will definitely have no material to use in the later stage.

However, after the cameraman asked, Lin Li did not speak and remained cold.

The cameraman and the other person looked at each other, and both of them were terrified. This guest looked so dead...it was really annoying!

But they immediately realized that Bai Wuchang should be dead...

Many people on the show "The Masked Singer" have sung original songs, but basically there was no response.

The same goes for the original song "Lonely Root Three". Although this song suits her, as far as the song itself is concerned, there seems to be nothing amazing about it.

After the song was sung, Li Hao said: "Thank you to the lonely root number three. I want to hear how the judging panel felt after listening to this song."

Naturally, the people on the judging panel said some nice things and advised her to be calm about the scolding online, and then made some jokes.

"Okay, I guess the judging panel must have the answer now. Please give me an answer." Li Hao said.

Several members of the judging panel discussed it and finally asked Liu Gang to come out and make the announcement.

"What we gave is...Jiang Mengyao!"

Some people at the scene showed curious expressions, probably because they didn't know who Jiang Mengyao was. These are the true reactions of viewers who have not been spoiled.

"We ask the lonely Root Number Three to go to the unveiling area."

After the lonely root number three entered the unveiling area, the countdown began again. After five counts, the screen in the unveiling area rose.

Almost without surprise, it was Jiang Mengyao who came out.

There was still some applause.

Jiang Mengyao shared some of her thoughts on participating in this show, and then talked about the background of creating this song. After talking for a while, she entered the next guest session.

The third person to appear was a newcomer, codenamed Fatty after one bite. He looked like a chubby balloon man with a big mouth that took up half of his head.

After the fat man who became fat in one bite finished singing, the audience did not have a unified opinion on who the fat man was in one bite. Most of them were acquaintances after the show was broadcast, and they could only confirm it after sharp-eyed netizens broke the news.

However, for the guessing team who are professional singers, guessing is not that difficult, not to mention they don’t have to guess at all, it’s in the script.

According to the previous urine, this guy who became fat after eating one bite will not be revealed in this issue. He has to leave some people for the next issue. The people who guessed the judging panel also think that this guest can be released later. , but the chief director Yu Hui suddenly changed his attitude before the show started and asked them to tell all the guests except Luo Fei.

The people on the judging panel were also shocked, but Yu Hui was the chief director. Seeing that he was so sure, he didn't say anything more and left according to the script.

Yu Hui's idea is very simple. Luo Fei's contract has been finalized and cannot be announced for this period. However, other people's contracts do not have an agreed period, so they can be announced.

However, Lin Li's appearance and voice made it impossible for the judging panel to guess, so Yuhui was sure that both Lin Li and Luo Fei would appear in the next issue.

In this case, the budget for the next issue will obviously not be enough, so we can only clear out other guests and find Internet celebrities for the next issue!

Although it is very cheap to find Internet celebrities, and you will definitely be scolded, but the show is like this, and you will still be scolded if you don't find Internet celebrities.

He was scolded no matter what, so why not take a gamble on Lin Li!

After meeting Lin Li, Yu Hui even thought that Lin Li would be enough for this show!

So after one bite, I became a fat man. After the song, the guessing team tried to show off by guessing several names. Finally, the answer given by the guessing team was Su Hanjie. The result was self-evident. It was Su Hanjie who revealed his name!

Then, according to the process, children, if you have many question marks, guess the answer given by the judging panel is Huang Haining, and the face was successfully revealed.

Next is the newcomer of this period. I had a bold idea with the code name. Under the predetermined rules, the guessing team quickly wrote down this person’s name, Zhuo Cong.

Once again, the reveal was successful.

Everyone who appeared was revealed, which surprised everyone. Why was the judging panel so good this time?

Could it be that the program team has figured it out?

The show continues.

"We have our next guest, the time management guru, and I am the one who brings the original song "Five O'clock in the Morning" this time!"

Under the introduction of the host, I am the time management expert who took the stage.

His shape is that of an old clock, with his body covered by a clock base and his head as a clock dial. The time on the clock dial points to five o'clock, which fits the title of his song.

Everyone knows that this is Luo Fei. He rarely writes his own songs. Everyone heard that he is original this time and they are all looking forward to it. After all, Luo Fei is the most famous one in this issue.

And looking at today's posture, Luo Fei is probably about to reveal his face.

Luo Fei's singing voice is average, but this song is somewhat interesting.

The sweet words of eternal love you need

It's nothing compared to the fact that I stayed up until five o'clock in the morning for you

my dark circles

Telling my thoughts

I’m not tired of multiplayer sports either

I was sleeping at five o'clock in the morning

And you are crying

…………

Luo Fei is a singer and dancer, but of course he didn't dare to show off his talents on this stage, so he sang a love song forcefully. Moreover, because of his limited creative talent, the song was not very mature and sounded awkward.

"Thank you to the time management guru who is none other than me for bringing this original song. Let's hear what the judging panel thinks."

Many people in the audience shouted "Luo Fei"'s name, but the judging panel pretended not to hear. There was nothing they could do, the director wouldn't let them say anything.

Liu Gang: "This song is very nice. I would like to ask the time management expert, is this song based on your personal experience?"

During the interactive session between the judging panel and the guests, you can ask some questions, but many of these questions hide the identities or experiences of the guests, such as Liu Gang's question.

However, it seems that what the guests on this show say is not accurate.

"Guess." I, the master of time management, said naughtily.

"I know a person in the entertainment industry who doesn't sleep at five in the morning!" said Cheng Qinghong in the back row.

"Oh, which one?"

The people on the guessing team deliberately looked curious and asked, since Luo Fei can't be named in this issue, then he must name someone who can be related to him, even if it is a long-term relationship, it doesn't matter.

Anyway, there are two people in the guessing team, Zhang Xiao and Cheng Qinghong, who are responsible for passing steps to the people in the guessing team.

Cheng Qinghong said: "That is Zheng Kai, who is known as the little prince of nightclubs."

"Looking at this figure, it's really possible." Guessing team member Cai Wenli nodded in agreement.

Sun Yunhan asked again: "Have you participated in a first-line variety show and served as a resident guest?"

Zheng Kai is one of the main guests in Blueberry Channel's "Running Man" group. Sun Yunhan asked this question, naturally asking everyone to guess about Zheng Kai.

However, Luo Fei participated in Tomato Channel's "This Is Life" and was also a regular guest. Although "This Is Life" has a slightly lower ratings than "Running Man", it has a much better reputation and is also a first-line program.

The time management guru is none other than me: “I can’t say this.”

"Now, he denied it before, but now that he can't say it, it must be true, Zheng Kai!"

Zhang Xiao was also busy confirming the possibility that the master of time management must be me, Zheng Kai.

As the host of Lychee Channel, Li Hao naturally wanted to help his own people at this time: "So are you sure? Are you sure it's Zheng Kai?"

Many in the audience shouted "No", but the guessing team must follow the director's instructions. Several people whispered among themselves. Hong Jianping, as the representative, stood up and said: "The answer we gave is Zheng Kai!"

I guess the judging panel really couldn't go on with the show anymore and wanted to end this embarrassing acting session as soon as possible.

"Okay, let's ask the time management expert to go to the unveiling area!"

The audience was a little disappointed. They originally saw the five people in front of them revealing their faces, and thought that the program team had changed their appearance today and would no longer be fake. However, when Luo Fei arrived, things still fell apart.

After the sporadic countdown ended, the screen in the unveiling area rose, and what appeared was still an old clock.

Unveiling failed!