The strongest anti-bone system in Genshin Impact's opening awakening

Kelly blinked her big eyes, looking at the short little man in front of her, and the surprise in her eyes was about to turn into water, "Wow, so cute, such a cute little guy, is it really for me?"

Ye Chen was stunned for a long time, and finally calmed down.

Even he didn't expect that Wendy and Zhongli would be able to do this kind of thing, snatching people's Xiangling's pot as a gift?

You two should be alone.

Ye Chen scratched his head.

Could it be that he has been with himself for a long time, blackened, thinking of this possibility, Ye Chen shook his head gently, fuck, impossible, Laozi is not only the most infatuated man in the Tivat Continent, but also the number one good man in the Tivat Continent, the executives of the fools have personally admitted it, and it will never be wrong.

At this time, Guoba was held by Zhongli and Wendy alone, and he had Ula Ula in his mouth for a long time, and he didn't know what to say.

It will definitely not be like Zhong Li, don't say facelessly: It's you, an old friend who has been absent for a long time, did you bring money today.

You can open your mouth with the pot, Zhongli this shameless.

At this time, Guoba couldn't help but look at Ye Chen on the side, his eyes were full of hope, and he seemed to be pleading with himself, come and save him.

Guoba exhausted his strength, forgot the whole world, and was forgotten by the whole world, but he still seemed to remember Ye Chen.

"Ulaura."

It seems to say, Uncle Ye Chen, come and save me, quickly save me from these two faceless hands.

Ye Chen glanced at Kelly, and suddenly said with a smile: "Kelly, since Uncle Zhongli and Uncle Wendy have worked hard to find this villain to send you, then you will accept it, and this pot will be your pet in the future."

"Wow, really, that's great."

Wendy and Zhongli were stunned.

No, we just said to lend Kelly to play, didn't say to give her the pot, if Xiangling came back and knew about this, they would have to be chased and killed by Xiangling every day in Liyue in the future, and this Wanmintang can think of coming again in the future.

Wendy is okay, anyway, he plans to return to Mond recently, and Xiangling is also chasing and killing Zhongli, what does it have to do with my bard.

Zhong Li couldn't help frowning, the last person he wanted to offend in Liyue was Xiangling, this was now the only place he didn't have to pay for eating, if he gave the pot to Ye Chen, then where would he go to eat after that.

"That Ye Chen, I just said to lend Kelly to play for a while."

"Zhongli, you want to know that I have a daughter, as one of my best brothers, you send my daughter some gifts, you still want to go back?"

"But Ye Chen, you know..."

"I'm sorry, I don't know."

"Kelly, since your Uncle Zhongli gave you the pot, you should take it, come to the pot, and come to my arms first."

"Ula, Ula!"

"Ula, Ula!"

Guoba looked resistant, I don't want to be with the three of you."

Thinking about it, Guoba suddenly spewed out a flame with a grievance on his face, and shot straight towards Zhong Li's face, and in an instant, a small bald Zhong Li appeared in front of everyone.

Ye Chen: "Lie in the groove!"

Wendy: "Groove!" Kelly

: "Wow, this little thing even breathes fire." Zhongli

???

Where am I and who am I?

After Ye Chen was surprised, his face was full of schadenfreude, let you mess with our stove god, this time you have been retributed.

After Wendy saw the fire in the pot, she had hurriedly retreated five or six meters away until she reached the window, and at this time, looking at Zhongli's bald appearance, her smile could not be concealed.

Lying groove, the bell is away from the bald head, haha, Morax has become bald, I want to touch it.

And while Wendy was still thinking about it, Ye Chen had already put his hand on Zhong Li's head, rubbed it back and forth, and said with satisfaction: "This little bald head, shiny, it's really fun." Zhongli

had a black face, and almost couldn't resist beating the pot to death.

At this time, Guoba took advantage of Zhong Li's stunned moment, and a jumper jumped out of Zhong Li's hand and ran away.

Kelly was held in Ye Chen's arms, looked at the escaped pot, and then looked at Zhong Li, and asked in a low voice: "Uncle Zhongli, can I touch your little bald head."

She was suddenly very interested in Zhong Li's bald head, and always felt that if she could touch it, it would be as if she had done the greatest thing under the sun.

A long time later, Kelly wrote in her autobiography: "When I went to Liyue to find my father, Kelly did a particularly great thing that day, Kelly actually touched the bald head of the great Rock King Emperor, that head is so light, so slippery, and it feels super super good." "

Poof..." Ye Chen finally couldn't help but laugh, "Ke Li touch it, your Uncle Zhongli likes children touching his head the most." Saying that, Ye Chen directly grabbed Kelly's hand and pressed it on Zhong Li's head.

"Come to Kelly to touch, is it particularly smooth, especially fun."

Feeling a gentle little hand gently touching the top of his head, Zhong Li wanted to die.

My hair, the abominable pot, you return my hair.

And at this time, Wendy also came over secretly, took advantage of Zhong Li's lack of attention, touched Zhong Li's head with her hand, and then directly turned around and jumped out of the window and ran.

A trip to Liyue and touched Morax's bald head, worth it.

And this Zhongli suddenly roared at Wendy's back, "Wendy, you want to die." After that, he chased after him.

At this time, if you don't run, do you still stay and be bullied by Ye Chen and his girlfriend.

Say good brother, he can bear to bully himself so much.

Soon after, a bald head and a man dressed in green began to play a game of cat and mouse throughout Liyue.

"Wendy, you dare to touch my head, I will smash you bastard."

"Zhong Li, don't be unscrupulous, if I hadn't brought you out, you wouldn't know what you would have been destroyed by Ye Chen, Zhongli you are an ungrateful guy."

"Fart, you obviously want to touch my bald head."

"I didn't."

"Wendy, do you dare to swear."

"I swear."

"I'll go to your uncle's, you see I won't smash you today."

"Come on, come on, Zhongli has the ability to catch up with me, I can't beat you in a fight, run away, you can't."

The second of the seven gods chased absurdly in Liyue.

And at this time, in the Wanmin Hall, Keli was held in Ye Chen's arms, and looked at Ye Chen a little nervously, "Dad, did Keli do something wrong, Uncle Zhongli seems to be angry."

Ye Chen gently touched Kelly's little head and said with a smile: "Kelly didn't do anything wrong, didn't she just touch Uncle Zhongli's head, this is a great achievement."

"But..." "It's

nothing, there is daddy, it's Morax's bald head, my girlfriend can touch it if she wants, does he dare to resist, dare to resist, daddy help you clean him up."

Listening to her father's words, Kelly finally recovered her eyebrows and smiles, and then looked at her father with adoration, "Kelly knows that Dad is the most powerful."

"Then Dad will tell Kelly a secret."

"Dad, what secret?"

"That's it, that Uncle Zhongli you touched just now, he is actually the Rock King Emperor Morax of Liyue, and Uncle Wendy, he is the wind god Barbatos."

Ke Li listened to Ye Chen's words and blinked a pair of cute big eyes in disbelief.

"Dad, you said that Uncle Zhongli is Morax, and Uncle Wendy is Lord Fengshin."

"That's right."

With big eyes blinking, Kelly suddenly spoke: "Dad, can I also touch the head of the Wind God Master?" So Kelly will feel like she has done something very great, very great. "

Eh... It is worthy of being Alice and I's daughter, who would have such a great idea.

"Of course."

"Then dad, can you make Lord Fengshen become bald, I want to touch the bald head, slippery, have fun."

Ye Chen......