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For such a small request made by his daughter Kelly, Ye Chen would of course agree.

Isn't it just the bald Wendy?

It's not difficult.

"No problem, when they come back, I'll let Wendy shave her head, we'll touch it if it's okay, and Dad hasn't tried it yet."

"Then dad, we'll touch it together then, hee-hee."

"Okay, then our father and daughter will be together, by the way, Kelly, I remember that you seem to have the habit of keeping a diary."

"Well, in the past, when Mama and Dad were away, Kelly was bored alone and would remember something."

"Then Dad gave you a task, in the future, Dad will take you to meet people like Uncle Zhongli, and you will record these interesting things, like today I saw Zhongli being burned bald by a pot, you touched Zhongli's bald head, and then Wendy also touched Zhongli's bald head, and then was hunted and killed, you remember, and in the future, publish a book, let everyone see, you can name Zhongli and Wendy's black history."

Zhongli ???

Wendy???

Ye Chen, you are not a person, forget it, you still teach your daughter badly.

Kelly is very cute, this is something that everyone who is familiar with the continent of Teyvat knows, but what impressed Ye Chen the most about Kelly was actually watching the video of Kelly cursing, and Ye Chen felt that it was the most interesting and cute.

For example: "Brother Honorary Knight, quickly accompany Lao Tzu to fry fish, don't ink, Lao Tzu can't wait, Kelly who stepped on the horse fried shit you group of bastards."

Every time he thought of that picture, the corners of Ye Chen's mouth couldn't help but hook up slightly.

But now it's my own daughter, this kind of swearing words can still be said without saying it, but it is still okay to teach something else.

Kelly blinked her big eyes and thought about it, feeling that this was a particularly good idea, Kelly couldn't help but say: "Dad, when I go back, I'll write down these things, heehee, when the time comes, I will show the diary to the head of the piano, she will definitely not dare to close Kelly again."

When Ye Chen heard this, he was stunned.

Lying groove, did you learn so fast.

But the confinement is really unnecessary, my daughter can blow up wherever she wants, and she is not happy, I took Kelly to blow up Sky Island for you.

"Well, then Kerike must record well, record more, otherwise Captain Qin may not believe it."

"Yes, Daddy, then Daddy should we go to Uncle Wendy now, shave his big head, oh yes, and my gift pot, that little thing just sneaked away."

At the mention of Guoba, Ye Chen sighed slightly.

"Kelly, in fact, the pot already has a master, let's let him go."

Kelly looked puzzled, "The pot has a master, why did Uncle Zhongli and Uncle Wendy give the pot to themselves?" "

Why, what else can these two poor ghosts do, even if they are penniless, they don't even have some treasures, so they have to rob people's Xiangling's pots to give away, this kind of thing, they can't do it."

Money, what he has, the rich man's money is his own, it is no problem to say that he is the richest man in the continent of Tivat, and he can still lack gifts.

"Although your Uncle Zhongli and Uncle Wendy are gods, they don't have much money, so they can only go and rob it."

"Oh, it turned out to be so, Kelly wrote down, the rock king emperor Morax and the wind god Barbatos are actually two poor ghosts, when they have no money, they will go to rob other people's things, this is the rock god and the wind god, I will write it in my diary when I turn back."

Zhongli, Wendy, Little Ancestor, you will spare the two of us.

In the past, we had Ye Chenkeng, and this was a small ancestor, and let us both live.

"Kelly is so smart." Ye Chen couldn't help but praise and kiss Kelly.

"Hee-hee, thank you dad, anyway, Kelly already has a toot, don't want a pot, the pot will only breathe fire, my toot can also fry fish, or my toot can be a little more powerful."

Guoba: I'm the god of the stove, can't I give me some face?

Ye Chen carried Kelly downstairs, and went to the back kitchen of Wanmintang along the way, at this time, Guoba was hiding in the corner with a grievance on his face, and when he saw Ye Chen appear, he took two steps back nervously, and accidentally tripped over a radish underground.

Seeing that the former god of the stove has become like this, Ye Chen can't help but feel a little embarrassed, he hurriedly put down Kelly, stepped forward and hugged the pot in his arms, and said with a smile: "Guoba, once we were also friends, this friendship thing, the reason can withstand the test of time, thank the grace of the deceased, inherit the old friendship, chase the meaning of the ages, and return the peace, you have done this kind of thing better than us, thank you for your efforts." Looking

at Ye Chen's sentimental look, Guoba was not afraid at this time.

Hiding in Ye Chen's arms, "Ulaula" shouted, as if in response to Ye Chen.

For some reason, he couldn't remember anything, but he could still remember Ye Chen, but unfortunately he couldn't say anything now.

And at this time, Ye Chen suddenly said to Kelly next to him: "Kelly, this Mr. Guoba, was once the god of stoves in the continent of Tivat, go back and remember to remember that the great god of stoves once tripped over a radish in the kitchen." "

Uraura!"

Guoba struggled helplessly in Ye Chen's arms.

I know that Ye Chen, you bastard, is not so kind, and you can say such touching words, what a bastard, exactly the same as before.

However, Guoba doesn't seem to be really sad, at least a thousand years have passed, and Ye Chen still remembers his weak demon god.

Friendship?

It's something I can't remember for a long time.

As for Ye Chen, this bastard, he just has such a kind of magic, obviously he is bullying you, but it really makes people angry.

Putting the pot down from his arms, Ye Chen smiled and waved his hand with the pot, "Old friend, I took my daughter away." "

Uraura!"

Holding Kelly out of the kitchen, Ye Chen found that Master Yu was looking at him with an angry face.

Ye Chen instantly came to his senses, stepping on the horse, Zhongli and Wendy all ran away, and the meal money was not yet settled.

"Master Xuan, I haven't moved a bite of the wine and food upstairs, it's all eaten by Wendy and Zhongli, you go to him to settle the account."

Saying that, Ye Chen held Kelly and ran away, leaving Master Yu with a helpless face, lying in place, blowing his beard and glaring.

Money, Ye Chen has it, but this wine money, sorry, can't pay!