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Punishment
Lingshan, Pure Land Hall.
You Tong, who was sitting cross-legged on the lotus throne, opened her eyelids and silently looked at the incense burner in front of her.
On the other side of the censer, Nuwa wearing the vest of Guanyin Bodhisattva, lowered her head slightly, like a subordinate who made a mistake, waiting for Amitabha Buddha to deal with her.
Wearing cassock, with an old face and white hair, You slightly opened his eyes, looked at the lowly Nuwa, and said softly:
“Do you know everything?”
What he asked was how far the news of Buddhism’s meddling in the sovereignty of the sun has spread.
“I know everything.”
Nuwa replied in a low voice without raising her head, with a bit of annoyance and self-blame in her tone.
“It’s my disciple who made a mistake, and I ask the Buddha to punish me.”
Although they understood that they wanted to spread the news on purpose, this matter was something that only a few of them knew well, and the other Buddhas on the Lingshan Mountain did not know about it.
Even before, the Buddha Sakyamuni realized that his “Buddhist sect” was actually collecting the sovereignty of the sun when he saw Nu Wa’s move to stop Brahma, and he was still following the so-called “Buddha’s order”.
Then the question arises, who is this Buddha talking about?
Counting carefully, Amitabha Buddha has long since ceased to be in charge. Medicine Buddha stays in his own small world every day and does not know what he is doing. The smallest one can only be said to be a ‘prince’ in training.
So, the Buddha who ordered to collect the sovereignty of the sun is Shakyamuni! !
——Sakyamuni Tathagata Buddha, who has been promoted to the truth of the universe, wants to challenge the White Night King and establish Buddhist hegemony!
This is currently the hottest gossip in Hakoniwa. Some people even assert that the White Night King’s victory must be the final result between the two of them. Even the battle location has been ‘guessed’ by them. Where to squat and prepare to watch the battle.
In such a lively situation, no matter how good-tempered Sakyamuni was, he couldn’t hold back the anger in his heart. After returning to Lingshan, he jumped straight to the Pure Land Hall and sat quietly at the door of Yu’s room with a stinky face on his face. One day, after eating a few bowls of gongde lotus seed soup, fishing in the gongde pond, he left very restrained.
In the end, the words “Amitabha Buddha is also the Buddha of the Tathagata” were left behind, implying that if Yuu himself was to fight White Night King himself, he, Sakyamuni, would not accompany him.
After being put on by the other party’s bad face for a whole day, You also felt angry in his heart, but this anger was not aimed at Sakyamuni. After all, this matter was obviously due to his lax control.
He clearly wanted Nuwa to declare that it was Amitabha’s fault, and Nuwa deliberately wanted to cheat Sakyamuni, and let the newly established Thousand Eyes cooperate to spread the news that Sakyamuni was going to challenge the White Night King. This is not for him Is it blocking?
He, Zhou, is also a Tathagata now! !
Thinking of this, Yu immediately lowered his face and shouted angrily:
“You still know it’s your fault?”
“Do you know how long Sakyamuni Buddha stayed with me? For a whole day and night, he almost ate up all the lotus seeds in my Eight Treasures Merit Pond, and even caught a third of the fish in it. You understand Is this serious? Where have you been practicing the Prajna Prajna Heart Sutra?”
Is this serious? A few arowanas, some mass-produced lotus seeds… Shouldn’t the important thing be that I lost Shakya’s face? The Nuwa underneath was a little dazed to think about it.
This situation is not right, she cheated the Buddhist sect by chance, and according to Amitabha’s temperament, I am afraid that she will be asked to go to the Law Enforcement Hall for a while. She suffered a lot, she just let Mu Zha stare at her holster and take a hit, and by the way switch those people, what was a matter of course, why did something go wrong with Amitabha?
Although she was quite weird in her heart, Nuwa still pretended to be regretful on the surface.
“The disciple knew he was wrong.”
“I know I’m wrong, hum, I know I’m wrong!”
You snorted coldly,Then he glanced at Nuwa with a cold face, and then looked at the outside world. After confirming that there was no Buddha stalking, just a few Bodhisattvas, he slightly restrained his anger and said plainly:
“Since that’s the case, let’s copy the Prana Parami Heart Sutra 100 million times by hand.”
Nuwa’s expression suddenly became unbearable.
Copy the Prana Prami Heart Sutra 100 million times by hand? It’s not very difficult for her, but it’s disgusting. The level of analogy is even equivalent to asking an anthropologist to copy the Three Character Classic 10,000 times. Although it is not impossible, it is enough to annoy people to death.
“Buddha…” Nuwa reluctantly maintained her pretence, her eyes slashed at Yuu’s body like a knife, she looked at him with a smile, and then said word by word, “What did you just say?”
Yu sneered, and said with contempt:
“Pretending to be stupid? You’re already a Bodhisattva, and you’re still pretending to be stupid with me. Are you having trouble with your ears?”
“You are not Amitabha.”
Nuwa’s face suddenly turned cold. She was not stupid. After Amitabha Buddha made an action that violated the ‘human design’, she immediately noticed the abnormality.
The Amitabha Buddha in front of him is a fake, which is derived from the intuition of the same kind.
Then someone who can pretend to be Amitabha Buddha, get the acquiescence of Buddhism, and has close contact with You… Thinking of this, Nuwa’s face suddenly turned black, she raised her hand to cover her face, and said with an angry smile:
“Stinky boy, you actually fooled me on the head?”
Youmei looked indifferent, looked at Nuwa in a flat tone, and asked back with a smile on the corner of her mouth:
“Female Bodhisattva, what kind of fool are you talking about?”
“You stinky boy, where are you pretending to be at this time?” Nuwa scolded with a smile, and immediately got up to teach this disrespectful little bastard, but when she tried to stand up, she found that her legs were weak. , even the divine power can’t be mobilized.
“This is…” Nu Wa’s face changed, and at this moment, the tip of her nose moved slightly, and she immediately sniffed out a doorway.
She looked at the incense burner in front of her and said with a stunned expression:
“The secret medicine of Eros… how did it burn this thing!”
Then, her face turned sideways, and her spiritual body seemed to be affected by some kind of power.
“Substance Phylogenetic Tree [Ten Particles]!!”
Nuwa immediately recognized Yu’s signature ability, and then couldn’t help but raised her head and looked at the silver-haired figure in a posture on the lotus seat, as if she understood something, and said incredulously:
“You actually hit me?”
You chanted the Buddha’s name, and said calmly:
“Amitabha, female bodhisattva, please speak with respect to me. The little monk never hits people’s minds. They are all given to others.”
At this time, Nu Wa noticed that her hands moved involuntarily, and her body gradually stood up on her own.
“Material domination…” Nuwa’s mouth twitched, and she vaguely guessed something.
At this time, you looked at Nu Wa who was approaching, and said calmly:
“Female Bodhisattva, please respect yourself, poor monks don’t practice joyful meditation…”
After a while, he was photographed on the ground by Nu Wa, and then his limbs were directly locked by a snake tail.
You sighed and said, “Okay, if I don’t go to hell who will go to hell, please let go and let me do it myself…”