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Such a handsome man must be a devil
“It’s too disdainful. I agreed to be invited by a handsome guy. It’s too real.”
“Yes, Miss, I think I look okay. Would you like to go to the hotel to play together… how about fighting the landlord?”
“Give me a lollipop, and I can trick this girl into selling herself three times, asking her to count the money each time.”
Looking at the string of comments on the live broadcast screen behind the stage, Nangong Nayue, who was sitting in the audience chair, couldn’t help covering his face with the open folding fan, and at the same time looked at the side with a strange look. Yuu’s expression.
In terms of face, it’s still a little good… But this guy, Shallow, is a little too real… Although it seems that the show’s effect is okay… Nangong, on the side, scolded a few times in his heart that month.
At this moment, Yu Zheng next to her raised his hand and gestured to the somewhat confused host on stage to continue broadcasting and increase his strength. After the other party continued to speak, he whispered softly. road:
“I didn’t expect this girl to have the ability to be a comedian. It’s really interesting.”
“Human, if you force it, you will always have a little potential.” Nangong Nayue on the side responded with a playful expression, and then said to You slightly teasingly, “How does it feel to be called a handsome guy?”You calmly raised Erlang’s legs, leaned on the back of the chair, and said expressionlessly:
“Isn’t this the truth? How can I feel it?”
Smelly and shameless… The corners of Nangong Nayue’s mouth twitched, and then she focused on the stage again.
At this time, the host took a look at You, and suddenly gave the photographer a compliment. The latter understood, pressed the headset, and said: “Sir, Ms. Qiancong’s performance is a bit extraordinary, and there is not enough time. Should the introduction part be cut off? Please reply as soon as possible, so that I can cooperate with Kobayashi to adjust.”
On the other side, the host’s voice also rang through the earphones: “You may need to leave the country for a while.”
You frowned, thought for a while, and then said:
“Allowed.”
After receiving the response, Yukimi Kobayashi continued to ask with a ‘smile’ as the host:
“Miss Asagi is really real, but I seriously suspect that the answer just now was because of the threat from the president who was present at the scene, right?”
And at this time, the photographer turned the camera lens to Yuu who was on the stage below in a timely manner, and Yuu’s expressionless face suddenly appeared on the screen.
“What’s the situation?” Nangong Nayue twitched, subconsciously feeling worse, but before she could react, her and Yu’s faces appeared on the huge LCD screen on the stage.
A large wave of scrolling comments emerged.
“Grass, what kind of office is this? Is it a fairy?”
“OMGD, the real face, do you want to make an appointment with my little brother? Wait online, hurry up!!”
“Is the office still short of people? I am 20 years old, as beautiful as a flower, I don’t need salary, I just want a one-night relationship…”
“Look, look, Gothic black silk lolita, a rare species! To actually take this kind of girl to pick up girls, stop people in the street for filming, death penalty, death penalty!!”
“Uncle policeman, there’s a very ugly and weird uncle here!! Beast, I also want to hug a gothic lolita and block girls in the street!!”
“The manager support group has been established, LINE group number 441185, please join, let us protect the value of the manager…”
Seeing the large group of comments, You frowned, glanced at the photographer above, and waved his hand slightly. The photographer on the side gave an apologetic laugh, and then turned to the stage again.
At this time, the host Yukimi Kobayashi added in a timely manner:
“Ah, I’m sorry, the president seems to be angry. In order not to get fired tomorrow, the cameraman and I switched to the stage again. In fact, this time, we invited Ms. Lan Yu Asagi, Ms. Xiandu Yuma from the same firm, and Ms. Ms. Xiao Nagisa’s purpose is to discuss and understand what the so-called ‘witch idol’ is?”
“Literally, they are idols. The difference is that all of us are witches.” Xiandumu Youma picked up the microphone, hesitated for a moment, and then explained.
“Witches?!!” The host raised his voice slightly, and then asked directly according to the prepared script: “Are you referring to those ‘witches’ who sign contracts with demons, gain power, and give their souls after death?”
As the host’s voice fell, barrage scrolled again on the screen behind.
“Fuck, it’s really a witch, those potential criminals.”
“What’s wrong with a witch? Don’t witches have human rights? For such a cute girl, becoming a witch must be a last resort.”
“It’s so pitiful. After death, she will be eaten by demons. She is such a good girl.”
“For the few in front, when you were waiting just now, you scolded the witch the most, didn’t you?”
“Don’t worry about them, who makes this world look at faces.”
“The truth ahead, look at the face of the world.”
“Truth plus 1.”
“Truth plus 2.”
At this moment, Lan Yu Qiancong took a peek at the screen, and after realizing that the comments were normal, he felt a little relieved, then turned his head hastily, and said helplessly:
“I can’t refute the point of giving my soul after death, but after I die, I guess I’m going to become an idol in the Demon Realm. After all, that’s what the contract is about.”
“Hey, wait a minute.” The host raised his hand at the right time, and then asked with a strange expression: “I heard that the contract with the devil will require you to pay a price, and those prices are often anti-human things, but according to the According to Ms. Asagi, the price you have to pay is to ‘become an idol in the devil world’? Is that right?”
“That’s right.” Lan Yu Qiancong helped her forehead a little helplessly. It was quite difficult for her to become an idol in the so-called devil world. It is really embarrassing to be an idol in the devil world. The only thing I am lucky about is that I went there after my death.
However, at this moment, Xiao Nagisha who was on the side suddenly said with a look of astonishment:
“Eh, eh? Seems a bit wrong. I don’t have the price Sister Asagi said you said? Apart from the 10-year contract period, there is no limit?”
“Huh?” Lan Yu Qiancong suddenly turned her head in a daze.
And at this moment, Xiandu Muyouma, who was sitting beside her, added in a timely manner:
“By the way, I don’t have any price to pay for becoming an idol in the Devil Realm after death. There is only a 10-year contract period.”
“What?” Lan Yu Qiancong’s face suddenly became dull, and then his expression became obviously distorted.
At this moment, the host on the other side memorized the script silently, and when he realized that the situation was a bit unexpected, he quickly interrupted and said, “It seems that Ms. Qiancong’s price is different from that of her colleagues. Could it be thatIs it because the so-called ‘scale of power acquired’ is different? ”
However, at this time, Lan Yu Shallow, who did not hear the host’s explanation at all, suddenly stood up and asked angrily:
“Why are our contracts different, boss scumbag, do you have many versions of your contract?”
“Eh? Why did Miss Shallow go to ask Mr. President… Wait a minute, could it be said that Mr. President is…” The host was stunned for a while, then recovered, looking at the low-looking silver-haired youth with a look of astonishment, joking Well, such a handsome man is a devil? Wait, that seems reasonable too.
At this moment, the barrage rolled wildly.
“Damn it, has the devil descended? Does that mean that God also exists?”
“Wait a minute, the hidden demon has been exposed? The TV station is going to end!!”
“Such a handsome person is a devil. There is no problem at all. Well, it is quite reasonable.”
“What about the devil, there’s no problem with being handsome.”
“Look at you bitches, as long as you are handsome enough, the devil dares to lick it. It’s disgusting.”
“My belly is mine, is giving birth to a devil in your way? That’s what straight men’s cancer is like. If the child is not your own, you will be furious. You deserve to be single.”
“In front, the hearse that escorted your mother’s ashes hit and killed your whole family again. It’s a double happiness!”
“WDNMD (hold the knife, your mother is down)!”
“Attention from the front, V Bo Feminism is on its way to the archway!!”
In an instant, the entire comment became smoky, and Lan Yu Liuli, who provoked the backstage, frantically began to silence the comments.
“Ahhh, bastard Asagi, why are you doing such a thing!!” The girl’s annoyed voice echoed in the server room with the sound of the keyboard.
During the live broadcast, the photographer on the side looked at Yu hesitantly, and gestured to ask if he wanted to switch the camera according to the situation on the scene.
At this time, Yu nodded slightly on his temples with a headache, then sighed, and after glaring at Lan Yu Shallow, stood up and walked towards the stage.