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Defeating the Devil is the Common Wish of Humanity
On the stage, seeing Yuu showing signs of taking the stage, Xiao Nagi Sala, who was beside him, approached the distance between Lan Yu and Lan Yu, and said nervously:
“Sister Asana, what are you going to do? The president seems to be very angry.”
“I can’t help it. Let the host ask questions. I really can’t hold it anymore. Be considerate of me.”
Lan Yu Shallow raised her hand pretending to be natural, covered her lips, and explained in a low voice:
“And you have also seen that, the bastard, the president, has been directing the host to question us from below. If we let him mess around below, we will definitely lose face in front of the national audience.”
“That’s it, isn’t it?” Xiandumu Yuma, who was on the side, glanced at Yuu with a slightly nervous expression.
Lan Yu Shallow twitched the corners of her mouth, deliberately avoiding looking at Yu Yu, and said with cold sweat on her forehead:
“Relax, at most he just punishes me, I’ll take care of it.”
“Sister Shallow…” Xiao Nagisa opened her mouth, and then said with pity, “You are so brave.”
Why do I feel like you’re saying I’m reckless… Lan Yu Shallow sneered, and at this moment, Kobayashi Yukimi smiled and said:
“Oh, it seems that Miss Shallow’s questioning has made Mr. President unable to sit still. Then, let’s applaud him to come to the stage to explain.”
Saying that, Kobayashi Yuki gave a wink to the bottom, and the sparse staff in the underground seats started to applaud violently, cheering, there were obviously less than 5 people, and they just swelled the momentum of a sea of ​​people, and among them, Nangong used it that month. The warm applause contributed a little extra.
The corners of You’s mouth twitched imperceptibly. When he was on the stage, a staff member brought him a topic. After he casually took it, he walked to Lan Yu Shallow’s side, and casually pointed at her little head. Knocked, and said without emotion:
“Give a spot.”
“It hurts~!”
Lan Yu Qiangong touched the top of his head, let out a pained cry, then raised his head and glanced at Yuu. After meeting the unsympathetic look in his eyes, he immediately sneered, and cooperated with Xiandumu Yuma to let go of the sofa. Allow Yuu to sit on the far left of the sofa.
And just after You Xin seized the seat, the host on the side said with a chuckle:
“Using violence on the live broadcast will make everyone have opinions.”
She deserves to be a viewer of the show, but Yuu seems to have not heard the host’s subtext, turned her head in surprise, and asked Lanyu Shallow:
“Who will have an opinion, Shallow?”
“I didn’t, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense.”
Lan Yu Shallow immediately covered her mouth and hurriedly denied it.
“Is that Yuma?”
Xiandumu Yuma shook her head frantically, as if she was shaking a rattle.
Before Yu looked at Xiao Nagisa, the girl cleverly hid the microphone behind her and stuffed it into the gap of the sofa.
Yu nodded with satisfaction, then raised Erlang’s legs, looked at the host playfully and said:
“That means Miss Xiao Lin has an opinion?”
Kobayashi Yuki blinked his eyes in astonishment, then took a peek at the screen next to him. After looking at the ‘opinions’ on the screen, he immediately said with a chuckle:
“Yes, I have an opinion.”
The surprise on Yuu’s face disappeared instantly, and then he read the final verdict expressionlessly.
“Your salary is gone this month, and your performance in the second half of the year will be cleared.”
For a moment, the host’s smile froze on his face, it was a personalYou can see her broken heart.
However, in contrast, the comments on the Internet have gone crazy.
“Hahaha, your salary is gone! Laugh at me.”
“Handsome guy, you are good or bad, if you don’t agree, your salary will be deducted.”
“Quiet host’s face, I’m afraid that you are really afraid of being deducted from your salary?”
“Sexy devil, deduct money online~”
“Don’t BB, BB, your salary will be gone~”
The corner of the host’s mouth wriggled a few times. Unlike those in the audience, she really knew that the man in front of her could really deduct her salary. However, in the show now, the cameraman on the side began to urge her to speak, hurry up and reveal. After this topic, she really can’t beg for mercy on the spot.
After all, if you open your mouth to beg for mercy, if the audience suspects that Yu has a certain degree of control over the TV station, the effect of the previous program will be greatly reduced. As a host who relies on the show to eat, she can’t smash her own sign.
“I’m sorry, Mr. President, if you want to deduct my salary, I’m afraid you will have to communicate with the director for a few days.”
The host responded with a faceless smile, trying to clear up the words.
At this time, You raised her brows slightly and said with a little playfulness:
“It doesn’t matter, when I get to his niece, your salary will definitely not be lost.”
Hearing this sentence, Nangong Nayue’s face froze under the stage, and when all the staff in the audience looked at her, the niece of the director, the corners of her mouth couldn’t help twitching a few times.
It turned out to be flirting with that one… The host blinked, then glanced at Nangong Nayue erratically, took a peek at the enthusiastic comments, and then smiled naturally:
“Then I wish you every success.”
“But compared to these, I’m curious about what Miss Onion just questioned. Does your firm’s contract have a different version?”
After the host changed the subject, Yu tapped the armrest of the sofa with his fingertips, and then said:
“I can explain this aspect. Because the cost is different, the contract is also different.”
“The price is different?”
The host repeated it subconsciously, and then suddenly screamed in her heart and winked at Yu. She had already tried her best to avoid this kind of topic about demons, why did this one come in.
However, Yu didn’t ignore the hint from the host’s eyes at all, and said to himself:
“Like Yuma and Nagisa, what they both want is a simple wish like ‘becoming an idol and changing the witch’s situation’, while what Asaon wants is to treat a mother who is seriously ill. The difference in difficulty makes me Different terms were made when the ‘contract’ was made.”
She even said the ‘contract’… The host really broke down a bit, she had seen the barrage, ‘Really a devil? ’ Such comments are swiping like crazy.
In desperation, the host had to change his words, pretending to be a curious baby, and asked:
“You’re actually a devil? Can you ask your name a little more?”
You raised her eyes to look at the host, then changed her leg and said with a smile:
“Thanks to the love of Yahweh and all kinds of gods, I am called ‘Satan’ in the holy books.”
Lan Yu Shallow on the side suddenly turned green, and without thinking about it, she reached out to cover Yu’s mouth and said:
“President, what are you talking about! President!!”
“It turned out to be Mr. Satan… ah?” The host was stunned for two or three seconds, and then his face turned green and black, his eyes seemed to pop out of their sockets, and he stared at Yu in a stunned manner: “Satan…”
The scrolling comments disappeared without a trace in an instant. I don’t know if it was Lanyu Liuli in the background who was accusing the comments, or if everyone was frightened by Yu’s speech.
For a moment, the host had the urge to drop the microphone and run away, but looking at Yuu’s playful face, she suppressed this urge with a strong desire to survive, even if her feet swayed, she barely managed to maintain it. With a smile on his face, he continued to host:
“Your honorable name really scares me, but is it really good to say it like this? I’m afraid the Pope in Western Europe won’t sit back and ignore it now, right?”
You raised her eyebrows, then broke Lan Yu Shallow’s hand, and said with a playful expression:
“Their masters can’t help me, do you think they can?”
“Okay, my witches don’t seem to like this topic, so let’s change it.”
The question is that I don’t dare to ask… The host felt a little shattered and thought that she was stuck for a second or two, and then she had an idea. She looked back at the screen and scrolled again, and the extremely crazy screen, she chose a comment and asked:
“Mr. Satan, the audience is very curious now, is that ‘do demons really eat people’s souls’?”
Sure enough, he walked in the direction of the berserk… Nangong Nayue sighed at the bottom, then sat down in his seat, waiting silently for the end of the matter.
On the stage, Yu glanced at the host with a little surprise. He only thought that this woman was of good quality and could cooperate more in the future. Then he thought about the question and explained:
“That depends on your definition of demons, just like humans and monkeys are both mammals. If speaking broadly, demons like creatures that can devour human emotions can indeed eat human souls.”
“Then what about the small one?” The host, who was startled by Yu’s speech, asked with a reluctant smile.
Yu spread out his hands and said a little helplessly:
“Unreasonable monkeys eat souls, just as beasts eat human corpses.Demons with titles and identities believe in fair trade, feed on the overflow of emotions, and take sustainable development as the general principle. Of course, if someone wants to sell their souls, it’s another story. After all, you can’t stop a person who wants to die. ”
“It means that real demons with status don’t eat people?” The host suddenly became less nervous, probably because he knew that the demons opposite him didn’t actually eat people.
Yu nodded very seriously, then looked at the host with a look of sympathy and said with an expression of looking at the illiterate:
“I can only say ‘yes’. If you are interested, you can read the ratio of human meat to feed, and read more books such as ‘surplus value theory’, ‘capital theory’ and ‘how to make employees work overtime voluntarily’, read more books, You will know that compared to cannibalism, it is better to let human beings work for themselves to make money.”
As Yu’s voice fell, the painting style of Danmaku.com suddenly distorted.
“Shocked, it turns out that capitalists are all demons!!”
“I was wrong. I was so wrong. It turned out that the predecessors of the proletariat were right. It is our common wish to defeat the capitalists (demons)!”
“Oh my god, my boss made me work overtime every day without paying me a salary. I didn’t know why people were so bad before. After working on it for a long time, it turned out that he is a devil. He has a reason and is convincing.”
“007 is a blessing for us humans, why do you say that? Because my uncle Ma is a devil~”
“Coach, I don’t want to be a human anymore. I also want to be a devil (capitalist), a devil (capitalist) who can hug three beautiful women and make a sofa!!”
Looking at the normal yet distorted comment, the host’s eyelids twitched. In fact, she also wanted to be a devil (capitalist)! !