The strongest reserve for the doomsday

If people eat cereals, they must inevitably pull rice fields (dung).

Everyone's personal constitution, eating habits and lifestyle habits are different, so the number of bowel movements per day is also different. Generally speaking, it is normal to have 1-3 bowel movements a day.

If there is a person who does not pull rice Tiangong, then there is only one possibility

, that is, this person is a dead person, then what is the name of the house where the dead man lives? "But this house does not look like a ghost house!" "

I feel from this house, I absolutely cannot agree that this house is haunted

, but I think that this place, by the mountains and rivers, is located on the mountainside and under the wind of the mountain pass,

According to Feng Shui, this is a place where qi gathers, not a dangerous place to raise corpses.

"And I don't think Mr. Zheng is a ghost, if he were a ghost, we would have died a long time ago. "

I'm going to find some reason now to put everyone at ease, otherwise the zombie crisis doesn't break out, and our own mentality collapses in this house, which is not good.

Although Zheng Yan and the fat man listened to my statement, they both felt that it made some sense. But none of these side proofs can positively explain why this house does not have a toilet problem.

"In fact, in the Indian concept, if you build a toilet at home, it is dirty, and even mentioning the word toilet is a big rebellion.

It can be said that owning a toilet in India is the highest right of an Indian woman," Zheng Yan said.

"So a lot of traditional Indian homes don't have toilets in them. Even on the wedding night, the bride would trek outside the village with a kettle to find a bush to urinate.

In India, there was also a tragedy because of going to the toilet: a 19-year-old Indian girl named Geeta

, her cousin of the same age was murdered after being brutally gangraped on the way to the toilet in the wild, and was also hung from a mango tree.

"Zheng Yan, don't worry, my fat man will protect you," the fat man hurriedly said.

After saying that, I found out that what I said was wrong, Nima...

"What are you talking about!" Zheng Yan blushed and said in a low voice.

I hurriedly explained, "Let's see if there is an open-air toilet outside, or a small thatched hut, maybe this one is really convenient outside

" "Mmmm" Zheng Yan hurriedly agreed, and then went downstairs on the runway with oil on the soles of his feet.

The fat man and I also hurriedly chased after each other and went to the surrounding area to see if there were any wild toilets.

It's not like I haven't seen this outside just now, and I've even seen it in detail. As for whether there is a field toilet or not, according to my recollection,

nine times out of ten there is none. But I still don't give up, thinking that I didn't look carefully just now, so now I'm also rushing out, and take a closer look to see if there are any traces of toilets here.

Zheng Yan was offended by the fat man just now, and now she ignores the fat man. Walking alone into the yard, holding a bamboo stick, and looking in the corners and corners, there are no traces of toilets, or whether there are pits, dry toilets, etc.

The fat man and I went outside the yard to see if there were any thatched huts or pits in the bamboo forest or in the woods.

When I walked out of the gate, I saw the fat man and ran to the bamboo forest to find a toilet. I saw that he not only looked for it, but also peed directly in the bamboo forest.

I said, you're fat, no wonder you're running so fast...

"Fatty, did you find the toilet?" I quipped.

"Nima, find a hairball ball, Lao Tzu will pour some farm manure on the bamboo now," the fat man shouted.

Numb, when did open defecation become so noble.

"I said fatty, if you are the original owner of this house, and you still have a wife, then if you are in a hurry to urinate at night

, you say, would you like your wife to take this pants and run to the small bamboo forest outside this yard and squat down in broad daylight, take off your pants, and pee on your snow-white buttocks?"

I'll copy it, I definitely don't want to do this, what if I encounter a lewd man peeping?" The fat man didn't forget to taunt me, Nima just Zheng Yan said that I was a lewd man, but now I was picked up by the fat man and used it.

"Sonny, don't pick up a chicken feather as a token," I said.

"Nanyang handsome guy, I'm not saying that you're right, if you have to open this iron door to the outside when you go to the toilet at night, it's not scientific at all

, not to mention safety and privacy issues, just in the summer, take off your pants and show your big ass, and the little fart won't be bitten into a big ass by mosquitoes."

Having said that, the fat man and I still went around the yard and the house, and searched all the corners that should be found, including the woods and bamboo forests, as well as the small ditches and vegetable patches behind the house.

I even looked for the edge of the cliff outside the gate in front of the courtyard, and the result was obvious, there was no toilet at all!

The fat man and I hung our heads, swayed back to the courtyard, and asked Zheng Yan if there was a toilet in the yard, if the toilet was in the yard, it would be acceptable, at least the safety and privacy issues could be explained.

"I didn't find any toilets, just a well," Zheng Yan replied waving her hand.

"Nima, don't and pull in the well," said the fat man, who stretched out his head to see if there was any in the well.

"You think everyone has no sense of public morality like you, and you in the well, you are not afraid that the whole village will beat you to death, you say, did you pull in your village well when you were a child"

I quickly smeared the fat man with a handful of black. Who told you to just say that I was a lewd male voyeur, hehe.

But the fat man didn't seem to care,,, Nima, this kid wouldn't really do that.

"It's a bit difficult to pull into the well, first of all, this wellhead is made of granite because of the prevention of rainwater backing up, and if you want to stand at this wellhead, it is a bit dangerous, and if you are not careful, you will fall into it yourself, so it will fall directly into the manure pit, so it is too bad,"

Zheng Yan explained.

Now I find out that I need a Sherlock Holmes, not Conan, because Conan wants to die wherever he goes, so forget it.

But the truth is that none of us here know why there is no toilet in this house.

In the end, hehe, it was I, Sherlock Holmes, who solved this unsolved case

, and there was only one truth - I picked up the phone and dialed Mr. Zheng directly, that is, the original owner of this house. If you don't go into the tiger's den, you can get a tiger, so let's talk to this ghost directly.

After a few beeps, the phone was connected.

"Mr. Zheng, I'm from Nanyang Dao who bought your house in Lin'an

" "Oh, hello, hello. What is the house, is it

satisfied" "Satisfied is satisfied, but what"

"We have agreed on this price, I have already given you the best price" Mr. Zheng thought I was looking for a problem and refunded.

"I'm not looking for you to pay for the decoration, don't worry, I just have a question, why doesn't this house have

a toilet?" "Oh, we don't build toilets, our houses are not big, and the toilets are all pulled in the toilet"

Mr. Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, numb, I thought I wanted a refund. This house has been hanging for 3 years and no one has bought it, and I finally found a big head to sell, hehe.

"Toilet?" I wondered, you don't even have a toilet, where did you get the flush toilet?"

"Oh, you city people may not understand the toilet, this thing is not a flush toilet in the city, but a bucket-like bucket. It is half a meter high and the size of a washbasin.

We just squatted on the edge of the toilet bowl and pooped, and we urinated inside. In the end, the toilet was almost full, so I picked it up in the vegetable garden or bamboo forest and poured it, fertilized, and the vegetables and bamboo grew well

" "I said it earlier, isn't it just a dung bucket, I know, thank you

" "Mmmm, I'm okay, I'm hanging" Mr. Zheng quickly hung up the phone to prevent me from regretting asking him to return the money for a while.

When they heard me say the word dung bucket on the phone, Zheng Yan and the fat man both laughed.

Then the fat man said, then we are going to buy a dung bucket and come back.

Zheng Yan hurriedly said a little shyly, "You only use a dung bucket, your whole family is a dung bucket

" The fat man was criticized by Zheng Meinu without knowing it, "I... "