The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

After Xuanyuan got off the car and exchanged a few words with Chen Baitian, Tang Tang and Liu Baobao, the other three stars invited by the program team had also arrived at the program team. They were not much later than Xuanyuan and arrived at a similar time.

The other three stars invited by "Man vs. Wild" this time are the sweet little flower Liu Ying, who is starring in the popular TV series, the singer Wu Haiqi who just released a new album, and another powerful actor Fang Mingsheng.

The three of them obviously know about the program team of "Man vs. Wild" and the routine of this variety show. All of them chose long trousers and long sleeves that are light and suitable for walking in the mountains. They each carried a bag on their backs, which was what they brought with them when they lived in the mountains for three days this time.

After the seven people exchanged a few words and got to know each other, the program team gave the first instruction: "Take out all your things and let us check if there are any things that cannot be brought in~ All teachers know our rules, and you should know what you can bring and what you can't bring, right?"

The "Wild Survival" program team does not prohibit celebrities from bringing mobile phones. After all, the filming location is in the wilderness, and the mobile phone has no signal. It can only be used as a flashlight at most. What's the use? Compared with communication tools such as mobile phones, the program team mostly does not allow food and some particularly useful daily necessities-such as umbrellas.

Chen Baitian, Liu Baobao and Tang Tang are all regular guests of this variety show. They have recorded three seasons and naturally understand the routines of the program team. Through summarizing the pitfalls of the program again and again, they brought needles and thread, paper and pen, transparent tape, a knife and some mosquito repellent spray, which just fit into a waist bag, which is very convenient.

Tang Tang touched the small waist bag on her body and suddenly couldn't help but burst into tears. She covered her face and cried, "I was a good lady, but since I participated in this variety show, I have been going up and down the mountains and rivers every day, poking hornets' nests on trees, rolling in mud ditches, and living a rough life all day long."

After Liu Baobao showed his bag to the program team for inspection and confirmed that he did not bring any illegal items, he couldn't help but touch his round belly and laughed, "Xiao Tang, you are better than your brother Liu and me. Your brother Chen and I are counting on you to go up and down the mountains and rivers. If you are not a little better, how can we live?"

They laughed for a while and also turned the topic to the four guests, so as not to make the atmosphere dull and not to neglect anyone.

The inspection continued quickly. Liu Ying carried a pink bag. When she opened it, she found that there was nothing else except cosmetics for touch-up and some skin care and moisturizing items. Although these items were not considered illegal, to be honest, they were not as useful as a bottle of floral water. After seeing this, Tang Tang, who was more straightforward, couldn't help but turn her head and curl her lips.

Wu Haicheng was a singer. It was also his first time to participate in this variety show. He brought a few pencils, a few music scores, a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and finally a pair of leather gloves.

"Lighters cannot be brought." After checking it once, the program team ruthlessly proposed rectification suggestions, "Fire is illegal."

Wu Haicheng was a little embarrassed. When he was anxious about writing songs, he couldn't help but smoke a cigarette, so he brought it with him. He didn't really think about smoking on the show. He put his hands together and made a bowing gesture, and handed the cigarettes and lighter to his assistant to take them away. So in the end, the only things he could bring were pencils, music scores, and a pair of leather gloves.

Well, it's not much better than Liu Ying, but with a pair of leather gloves, it can barely protect my hands.

The program team then turned their attention to Fang Mingsheng, a handsome and silent man in his early thirties, with good acting skills and the best supporting actor in a movie, but his resources are average, and he has never reached the top like Huo Zun.

He slowly opened his bag, revealing a complete set of camping tools, and whispered: "I thought I would be in the wild, so I brought these things." These camping tools were collected when he was filming a related scene. The things are very complete, but he has never used them and is not very familiar with them.

After checking, the program team took away all the solid fuels, fire starters and other things that did not meet the regulations. However, even so, the remaining knives, ropes and other props are also very useful. Liu Baobao couldn't help but cast an admiring look at Fang Mingsheng--

As regular guests, it's not that Liu Baobao and the other two don't know to bring more useful things, but this is a variety show after all. How can the program team play if they bring too many things?

Therefore, they must be restrained and bring a few simple but very useful things. On the contrary, for guests invited by Fang Mingsheng and others, as long as they do not bring things that violate the rules, the program team will not care how much they bring - as long as they can carry it.

In the end, only Xuanyuan was not checked for his belongings. Everyone turned to look at him, but saw a tall and graceful figure standing aside, with soft black hair, a cold and calm expression, and a calm face. He stood with his hands hanging down, his posture relaxed and leisurely, as if he had no fear or worry about the next wilderness survival.

"You, you didn't bring anything?" Liu Ying asked in surprise. Xuanyuan was wearing black slim-fitting long-sleeved trousers, and he didn't even carry a bag on his body. He looked really light.

Without turning his head to look at Liu Ying, Xuanyuan blinked his eyes, as if he had finally come to his senses and looked at the people in the program team who were checking, and slowly took out from his pocket... a folding fruit knife: "I only brought this."

After a pause, he added, his tone sounded a bit regretful: "I bought a military knife that looked pretty good, but Zhao Ping took it away. He said that you can only bring fruit knives to this program."

"Is that so?" Looking up, Xuanyuan stared at the people in the program team with a gloomy look.

Director (can't help stuttering): "... probably, the fruit knife you brought is not a violation, you can bring it." As for the military knife, since he was just talking and didn't really take it, forget it. I don't know why, Qiao Zimo looked white and weak, but he felt particularly scary when he stared at him.

Tang Tang, who had been looking at Xuan Yuan, couldn't help but cover her chest: "Emma, ​​I can't stand it! Too handsome!!"

"Tangtang, don't forget your ladylike demeanor." Liu Baobao smiled and pushed Tang Tang's elbow, reminding her, but from the tone, it was known that he was joking, and he didn't really remind her, "Don't scare Zimo, he can't stand you, a female man!"

Tang Tang was angry and wanted to say something, but was interrupted by the director of the program. He coughed lightly and glanced at everyone: "It's nine o'clock in the morning. From now on, the filming starts. You will take care of your own accommodation and meals in this mountain forest. The program team is not responsible, and your assistants can't help."

"Okay, now I will issue the first task, which is to find the first token hidden in this mountain forest! Whoever finds the first token first can get fire and tools such as pots and bowls!"

After the director stepped back, there were only seven stars with nothing at the foot of the mountain. Amid the quiet and moving chirping of crickets and the gentle sound of the wind, the environment was peaceful and calm, intoxicating. However, what was not quite in line with the environment was that the faces of the people recording the program all had a bit of helplessness.

"Sure enough, it's the same routine. There's no hint, and it's a very difficult task to find a token." Chen Baitian couldn't help but sigh, "Let's look around now, looking for the token while observing the surrounding terrain to see if there are any fruit trees or something like that."

Liu Ying blinked and took the initiative to speak: "We're going to live in this wild forest for three days. We need to build a house that can shelter us from the wind and rain, right? Although it's not autumn yet, it's cold at night."

Chen Baitian wanted to observe the surrounding terrain to investigate where the camp was built, but this is not the most important thing at the moment. He shook his head: "It's still a long time before night falls. The two most important things for us at the moment are to find the token to win the fire and to solve our lunch."

Tang Tang looked down at her phone, then frowned: "I looked at the local weather forecast, but there's nothing nearby." This forest is beautiful and has beautiful scenery, but it's really desolate, with only occasional human habitation. I don't know how the program team found it. Because it's unknown, there is no exact weather report.

"We don't know if it will rain, so we have to find a place to set up camp. But we can do that in the afternoon. Let's go around the forest and get familiar with the surrounding environment." As the eldest brother of this variety show, Chen Baitian took the lead in speaking.

Tang Tang and Liu Baobao naturally nodded in agreement. Liu Ying, Wu Haiqi and Fang Mingsheng were not as experienced in the wild as the three of them, so they all nodded naturally. Tang Tang, a fangirl who was attracted by his looks, took the initiative to trot to Xuan Yuan's side and said with a smile: "Zi Mo, come with us too. Even if we can't find the token and exchange it for fire, we can still make a fire with Brother Chen here."

She raised her eyebrows, and her beautiful and graceful face like a Jiangnan woman showed a touch of heroism, and she smiled cunningly: "After three seasons, Brother Chen has learned a very powerful way to make fire by drilling wood--" She smiled, shook her head and sighed, "This is all caused by the blood and tears of life, the oppression of life, and the fear of oppression."

Because he failed to successfully complete the task and exchange for fire too many times, Chen Baitian's drilling wood to make fire... is really very skilled.

"No, there's no rush." ​​Xuan Yuan glanced at Tang Tang and said calmly but firmly, "It's going to rain here in half an hour. You'd better find a place to shelter quickly. If you can't find one, you have to build one."

"Ah?" Tang Tang was confused. "It's going to rain?" She looked up at the clear sky. There was no sign of rain at all.