The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

"Is it going to rain?" Tang Tang looked up at the sky. Through the cascading leaves and horizontal branches, she saw the clear blue sky above her head. There were a few soft white clouds floating in the vast blue sky of the plateau. The sky was clear and clear, and it really didn't look like it was going to rain at all.

However, in front of Qiao Zimo, who was so beautiful and beautiful, she couldn't say a word of negative, and she couldn't even have a single thought of disbelief in her heart. She just wanted to shout: You are right, you are beautiful, you are right. We are all! It's going to rain. Anyone who dares to say it won't rain is heresy!

Anyway, people are beautiful and reasonable! When Qiao Zimo says it’s going to rain, it means it’s really going to rain! Tang Tang firmly believed this in her heart. She was so determined that she even seriously considered spending the last half hour trying to find a place to hide from the rain and a big leaf to block the rain.

"Xiaotang, Zimo!" At this moment, Chen Baitian waved and called to the two of them. There was a bit of a smile on his generous and handsome face, and he was completely steady and elegant. "You two, come here quickly. We are discussing how to group them together." As for things, what do you two tend to do, is it to find nearby fruit trees, to find tokens, or to survey the terrain? "

Tang Tang opened his mouth and walked a few steps towards Chen Baitian and the others. He couldn't help but hesitate a little: "Well... Zimo said it might rain here. Brother Chen, how about we prepare some precautions?" It's something for rain." Tang Tang has a good relationship with Chen Baitian and Liu Baobao, and now he is willing to remind them.

As for the show crew hoping that they will become enemies of each other for the final grand prize - hey, come to this variety show, who is really fighting for the final grand prize? And now they don't even know where the first clue is, so why are they fighting? Ah, obviously get over the first hurdle first.

"It's raining?" Liu Ying frowned her slender eyebrows, a look of doubt appeared on her sweet and charming face, she tilted her head and whispered, "The sky is clearly clear now, how can it rain? Sister Tang just now Didn’t you look at the weather in the nearest town? It’s been sunny for several days!”

Liu Ying has a sweet appearance and a pure and pleasant temperament. What she said is indeed reasonable. Wu Haiqing and Fang Mingsheng couldn't help but nodded slightly, as if they agreed with her words. Although Liu Baobao had a good relationship with Tang Tang, he glanced at the clear sky. The sky, I really don’t know whether I should believe that it’s going to rain.

"Hey, where are you going?" Before Chen Baitian and others could decide whether to prepare for the rain, Tang Tang saw Xuan Yuan, who was standing at the outermost edge of the crowd, walking towards the forest and hurriedly stepped forward. asked Yi Yi.

Turning back and glancing at Tang Tang and the others, Xuan Yuan put his left hand in his pocket and turned the folded fruit knife with his right hand in a casual and casual manner, and said slowly: "Didn't the program team have something to say first? During the recording process, no matter whether the guests are in a team or not Is it okay to go alone?”

Pointing back at himself, Xuan Yuan had long eyebrows and a calm expression: "I choose to walk alone. This should not violate the requirements of the program team."

The director of "Into the Wild" didn't stop him, he just signaled for a photographer to follow Xuan Yuan. He seemed to think it was a big deal that a newcomer chose to go alone as soon as he came on board, and he didn't intend to stop anything.

When Xuan Yuan and the photographer following him walked around some tall and dense trees into the deep forest, and their backs were no longer visible, they finally came back to their senses. Wu Haijin, who was still young and energetic, couldn't help but murmur in a low voice. He shouted: "Isn't this too unsociable?" She was really crazier than him.

No one said anything to Wu Haiqing. When Qiao Zimo was bribed by Qiu Yuzhu to throw dirt on the navy and was finally exposed by him as a White Lotus routine that said one thing and did another, it caused a huge stir on the Internet. Qiu Yuzhu's goddess The character has completely collapsed, and the popularity among passers-by has been completely ruined.

Not to mention that Qiao Zimo also directly broadcast the actual evidence of Qiu Yuzhu's plastic surgery. It is said that Qiu Yuzhu is now so miserable that he is refrigerated by Chen Hang. Qiao Zimo is so direct in doing things, doesn't abide by the rules of the entertainment industry, and yet manages to thrive. How dare they confront Qiao Zimo!

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a moment, but Tang Tang stamped her feet and said, "I'm with Zimo." Then she chased in the direction Xuan Yuan left. For some reason, she felt that Qiao Zimo's words just now didn't sound right. She was talking nonsense, so whether it was to lick her face or to have a better life in these three days, she planned to follow Qiao Zimo unswervingly.

"What are you doing here?" Xuan Yuan heard the rapid footsteps behind him and turned to look at Tang Tang. His eyes were dark and his brows were slightly furrowed, and he asked as if he was asking questions knowingly. With his ears, he could hear what they were saying even though they were far away. However, as far as he was concerned, he certainly didn't want to go with Tang Tang - what a hassle.

"I'll be in the same group as you!" Tang Tang answered quickly and cheerfully. Although she calls herself a lady, in fact, her true character, Yuanmu... you can taste it for yourself.

After listening to Tang Tang's words, Xuan Yuan frowned slightly, and glanced at Tang Tang darkly, as if he didn't want to speak. He seemed to have something to say, but for some reason he hesitated to speak directly.

Tang Tang couldn't help but said directly: "Seeing that you frown and look unhappy, you, don't you want to be with me?"

"Yeah." Xuan Yuan nodded and answered truthfully, "I'm thinking about whether to reject you directly or reject you tactfully. I'm thinking of words." While answering Tang Tang's words, he moved towards the target he was looking for - a Walking towards a wild banana tree with thick and wide branches and leaves.

Tang Tang didn't have time to feel sad that her handsome brother was unwilling to be in a group with her. When she heard Xuan Yuan say this, she couldn't help but feel a little funny and confused: "Why do you still think about this?" She didn't say a word. Go through it in your mind? How tiring that is!

Xuan Yuan glanced at Tang Tang indifferently and said seriously: "Because Zhao Ping said that I speak directly, and he asked me to beautify and modify everything in my mind before saying anything such as rejection. So just now I was modifying what I really wanted to say. "

"Then what do you really want to say?" Tang Tang couldn't help but become a little curious. She patted her chest and looked generous, "Just tell the truth, I won't be angry with you, really." Tang Tang Tang has a somewhat carefree personality and an open mind. He really doesn't think there is anything wrong with speaking out.

And she also thinks that Qiao Zimo can talk to the point where he can choke people to death. After all, no matter how you look at it, you don't think it is Yaya. Such a handsome little brother, really just look at it and feel that he is in a great mood. Nothing he says is unacceptable. ah.

Now that Tang Tang has said so, Xuan Yuan certainly won't bother to be tactful anymore and said straightforwardly: "If you team up with me, you will be held back. It's troublesome."

Tangtang: ...Tangtang doesn’t cry.

She couldn't help but want to cry. She felt that she was too free to be abused. Manager Qiao Zimo was right. Qiao Zimo, I really want to ask you to be more tactful QAQ

"You will waste a lot of time with me and it will be very troublesome." Seeing Tang Tang's face fall, Xuan Yuan seemed to realize that his words did make Tang Tang a little sad. After a moment of silence, he couldn't help but add, " Time is running out, it’s going to rain soon, I’m going to prepare, you should work hard yourself.”

Tang Tang: "It's not tactful, it's still very hurtful, okay!" However, her slightly angry words were not heard by Xuan Yuan - or maybe she heard them and didn't want to pay attention to them. In short, Xuan Yuan was already here. He arrived at the wild banana tree that he had found with his spiritual consciousness from the beginning.

After raising his eyes and glancing at the large and plump banana leaves, Xuan Yuan ignored the photographers who were following him and kept taking pictures. With a slight shake of his right hand, Xuan Yuan flicked out the fruit knife. He touched the ground with his toes and jumped. He stood up and quickly and neatly used this sharp knife to cut off a dozen banana leaves that were two to three meters long and more than one meter wide.

After gathering the banana leaves, Xuan Yuan directly picked up the leaves, which were as big as cattail fans, and turned around to walk out of the deep forest. He had just found a very suitable place, where the terrain was high and one side was leaning against the mountain wall. Just use banana leaves to block the top of your head to create a very good shelter from the rain.

When time was short and he couldn't overdo it, it was enough to do this.

When Xuan Yuan placed the banana leaves at the place he had chosen a long time ago, he even found the token hidden by the program team when he was looking for wood to make a bracket (actually he had found it by cheating with his spiritual consciousness) and got it back smoothly. After setting up the rain shelter, the remaining people still did not come back - of course, the program team also arranged for photographers to follow them.

Except for Tang Tang who struggled to hold two banana leaves and a few thin poles and built himself a narrow shed barely big enough for one or two people to shelter from the rain next to the place chosen by Xuan Yuan, everyone else was busy. Looking for a token, or looking for edible wild fruits, no one knew that the token that had been well hidden by the program crew had already fallen into Xuan Yuan's hands.

Playing with the token in his hand, a green paper ball the size of a fist, Xuan Yuan couldn't help but laugh: "It was wrapped in green paper and hung on the branch of a big tree. It's so well hidden. It's really amazing. "

"Do you want to open the token now to exchange for rewards such as fire and the first clue?" Because Xuan Yuan has already obtained the first token, so even if the director is half angry, he still has to hold his breath and ask - how does he know? , such a well-hidden token was discovered all of a sudden! The eyes are so good, and it’s such a tall tree. Why did Qiao Zimo jump up and pick it off in just a few clicks?

Xuan Yuan curled his lips and smiled. He glanced at the photographer following him and the program crew and others standing outside the shed. He suddenly became playful and said to the photographer: "You can find someone who can take pictures of me." From the angle outside the shed." Then he turned to the director and asked, "Do you think it's nonsense that I said it's going to rain?"

Although the director and others would not leave the country, they could still communicate with Xuan Yuan. He nodded immediately: "It really doesn't look like it's going to rain."

Seeing that the photographer had almost found the angle, and that the raining time was very close to what Xuan Yuan had guessed, he couldn't help but smile and pointed to the sky outside the shed: "Then look."

Wow!

Not long after Xuan Yuan's words fell, the originally clear sky suddenly looked like a baby's face. It changed at once, and big raindrops fell, drenching the director team and others standing outside the shed. Full of body.