The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

The British shorthair with smooth blue fur, short figure, round face and serious face squatted in front of the rice bowl and ate cat rice elegantly and calmly. He sat upright, with his tail wrapped around his body, and he didn't even shake it. He was completely dignified. He was obviously It's very ordinary to eat, but it makes people feel calm and domineering, and the aura is almost two meters tall.

Shit shovel officer Xiao Shenghan sat across from the British shorthair blue cat with his breakfast in his arms. He ate his humble breakfast with the beautiful blue cat, which was less than one-third of the price of cat rice. Although humans are not as good as cats, Xiao Shenghan I am still very happy and feel that life with cats is particularly happy.

"The fat cat is getting better and better as it grows." Xiao Shenghan muttered to himself happily. The blue cat with a bun face looks better when he grows up than when he was a child. When he brought the fat cat back, it was just a little bit smaller, bun. The face has not yet been shaped, but it is not as domineering and beautiful as it is now.

Seeing that the British shorthair blue cat was almost finished eating the cat's meal, Xiao Shenghan also speeded up. After eating, he had to put away the tableware for the two of them, then tidy up the cattery, clean up, and finally go to his own work and go to the study. Draw illustrations.

This time he is participating in a nationwide online illustration competition. If he can get the ranking, even if he is not the first place, he will get a large bonus as long as he is shortlisted. When the time comes, which one he has chosen? The luxurious cat nest that they had wanted to buy for a long time was now available, and their fat cat had a new "home" to live in.

Xiao Shenghan thought that her fat cat had not been picky about food since she was a child. She fed the cat food, canned cat food, dried small fish, and cooked cat rice. It was so worry-free. A little more, never picky about food, not pretentious at all, so easy to feed.

But Fat Cat is easy to feed, so he can't treat Fat Cat badly, right? Thinking of his master eating chaffy vegetables with him, if he wasn't a picky eater by nature, he might not have grown so big. And recently, even the late night snacks have to be stopped. Xiao Shenghan feels so pitiful and miserable that he feels that he has no face to see the cat owner.

Alas, you still have to control your diet. Since you can’t give Fat Cat delicious food, you can only compensate Fat Cat from other places! Xiao Shenghan planned in her mind that she must participate in this online illustration collection and strive to be shortlisted, and then buy a new cat nest for Fat Cat, change the grade of cat food, and buy a few more toys.

Well, that’s the plan!

After Xiao Shenghan decided how to spend the bonus if he was shortlisted, he suddenly remembered something. After swallowing the food in his mouth, he hurriedly looked at the British short blue cat and saw that he had finished the cat meal and was sitting upright. Opposite him, he was staring at him with vertical pupils that were as bright as gold and amber. The officer was so shocked that he almost bowed his head and bowed.

Xiao Shenghan couldn't help but sigh in his heart, their fat cat has evolved from a silly and sweet cat to His Majesty the cat. He is indeed his cat master, he is so great!

Although he was obsessed with the cat owner, Xiao Shenghan still remembered the serious matter that he just thought of, and said: "Since you don't like the name Fat Cat, then I have to give you a new name, right? Which one do you think is better? ?”

After asking, Xiao Shenghan couldn't help but giggle, feeling a little stupid. How could Fat Meow understand what he was talking about? He was repelled by the name Fat Meow before. It must be because he was angry. Fat Meow is just a cat. ah!

The short and pointed ears twitched slightly, and the big, round golden eyes looked directly over. Xuan Yuan glanced at Xiao Shenghan's silly smiling face, and gently moved his right front paw. He felt that this paw was a little itchy and wanted to Give it a scratch or a pat.

Seeing the British Shorthair blue cat showing its claws, Xiao Shenghan suddenly scratched his head in embarrassment and laughed twice: "I'll think of a new name for you that is domineering and nice. Call it Lan Ba?" This name made Xiao Shenghan tremble. , before Xuan Yuan showed his claws, he shook his head repeatedly, "No, no, no."

Touching his chin, and taking a closer look at the domineering and majestic sitting posture of the blue cat, Xiao Shenghan suddenly nodded thoughtfully: "I have thought of a new name for you, let's call you 'Your Majesty', hehe, you He is so mighty and domineering, it is fitting to call him Your Majesty. Well, when I get this month’s payment, I will buy you a cat scratching post that looks like a dragon chair..."

Before Xiao Shenghan finished saying YY, Xuan Yuan was too lazy to pay attention to the cat-sick man and let him wander here. Xuan Yuan jumped onto the cat climbing frame in three steps and then climbed up smoothly. Climbed to the top level.

"Oh my God!" Seeing Xuan Yuan climb to the top cat climbing frame, Xiao Shenghan, who was about to wash the dishes, let out a cheer full of surprise, "Your Majesty, can you climb to the top cat climbing frame? Could it be? Say, did you finally lose weight because you didn’t eat midnight snack yesterday?”

Xiao Shenghan felt very relieved. He was fat. Well, his Majesty had always been lively and naughty. He liked to jump to high places. However, that was before he gained weight. Ever since he gained weight, it has been difficult for him to jump anymore. The cat climbing frame reached the highest point and was close to the ceiling, which made the cat owner's life lose a lot of fun.

But now it's better. Just by changing its name, the cat's owner has regained its former nimbleness and agility as a child, and successfully jumped onto the highest cat climbing frame. The British Shorthair blue cat with the changed name is no longer Zhen Fat Meow. , but His Majesty Niu Hulu!

Xiao Shenghan felt so comforted that she couldn't help humming a song and went to wash the dishes happily. As a shit shovel officer, every day is not easy. There are many things to be busy with. However, as long as the cat owner can let him squeeze the little cat, all the tiredness can be overcome. If you let him stroke your pads twice and meow at him twice, he will feel like he can fight for another hundred years!

"This cat is too fat." Xiao Shenghan was busy doing housework, but Xuanyuan, who was lying on the top cat climbing frame, couldn't help but frown slightly and swung his tail in annoyance.

The fat cat is too fat. It can eat a lot. Xiao Shenghan is not restrained, so it is getting fatter and fatter. When it jumped onto the cat climbing frame just now, the fat cat almost didn't jump up. As a cat, it can't even jump up the cat climbing frame, which is enough to show that it is a failed cat.

Must lose weight! Must lose this thick fat. In the aesthetics of the cat world, fat cats are also not in the market-although Xuanyuan is not a cat, but in the cultivation world, he had a good relationship with some tribes of the demon clan, and the cat clan was one of them. He still has some understanding of some of the cat's personalities.

"Your Majesty~~ Xiao Hanzi needs your help!" Since he changed the name of his cat, Xiao Shenghan, who is sullen on the outside but coquettish on the inside, can't help but play role-playing.

The domineering British short blue cat is His Majesty the Cat, and he, the shit shoveler, is the eunuch Xiao Hanzi who serves His Majesty the Cat.

Xiao Shenghan has finished all the housework, and now it's time to start working. This time, Xiao Shenghan has already had a draft in mind for the online illustration competition. He is good at painting warm and healing paintings, especially cute pets, so he naturally has to play to his strengths and avoid weaknesses.

Xiao Shenghan plans to draw his own cat and show his domineering and beautiful cat to everyone. Of course, he will definitely do some artistic creation. (By the way, it is also great to be able to see the beauty of a blue cat with a chubby face, big eyes and a solemn face. Blue cats are indeed cute, but in a different kind of cuteness)

"Come, Your Majesty, you lie down here and take a nap, okay?" Xiao Shenghan pointed to a cat scratching board that had just been covered, and motioned Xuanyuan to lie on it. Although he wanted His Majesty to be a model for him, Xiao Shenghan did not want to torment his own cat master, but just wanted to capture the cat's relaxed, sleeping, and gentle demeanor.

Slowly walking into the study, Xuanyuan's eyes swept over the cat scratching board that Xiao Shenghan pointed at eagerly, walked over without looking sideways, and jumped lightly from the ground to Xiao Shenghan's chair, and then jumped again, and jumped onto the desk and stood next to the computer.

The computer LCD screen reflected the British short blue cat's big and round light golden eyes and cat face, which looked a bit weird. Xuan Yuan put his face in front of the LCD screen, looked carefully at the lower right corner, and found two QQ numbers logged in by the schizophrenic boy.

This one is Xiao Shenghan's work number, and the people added to it are editors of various magazines, or customers who have bought illustrations from him. On this QQ number, Xiao Shenghan's image is the same as when he is outside, a taciturn and shy young man.

As for the other QQ number, it is Xiao Shenghan's schizophrenic number where he lets himself go. None of the friends on this number are people he knows in real life. Most of them are friends added from various messy illustration groups, cute pet groups, and drama groups.

On this QQ number, Xiao Shenghan's image is a very lively and healthy, a little bit naughty and a little bit coquettish middle school boy. He is the most active and lively group member in the QQ group. He has a lot of small dramas in his mind. He can talk to anyone and say a lot of things. From time to time, he will make some dirty jokes.

I don't know how Xiao Shenghan can switch between the two personalities seamlessly, and if he accidentally sends the wrong QQ number, it will be interesting. Xuanyuan thought of this and couldn't help but curl the corners of his lips, revealing a malicious smile on his cat face.

Although he wanted to open this second QQ, find the QQ group where the heroine was, delete it, and let Xiao Shenghan have nothing to do with the heroine, but Xuanyuan remembered that he was a cat now, and he couldn't show the wisdom that cats couldn't do in front of Xiao Shenghan, so he could only regretfully press it and plan to wait until he was gone.

——As for whether Xiao Shenghan would find out? That shouldn't happen. He, an internet-addicted teenager, has joined countless QQ groups at random, and one less will not affect his galloping in the online world.

"Your Majesty, don't move, just keep this expression!!" Xiao Shenghan suddenly rushed over, holding a mobile phone with the flash turned off and snapping a series of photos at Xuanyuan. While taking photos, he said excitedly, "The expression just now was too subtle, I want to draw it down!!"

Xuanyuan: Meow, idiot!