The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

"Meow~meow~meow~~"

Legend has it that in the homes of people who have cats, they never have to worry about silence and no meowing. Because, it doesn’t matter even if aloof, proud, independent and reserved cat owners don’t like meowing, there are always some cat owners who howl like crazy every day.

In the study room, Xuan Yuan was lying on the cat climbing frame facing the desk, his posture was upright and serious, his tail flicked leisurely twice from time to time, his golden vertical pupils were big and round, and he looked straight at the opposite side as if he was crazy. The man who stopped meowing.

The British Shorthair blue cat has a square face, a serious expression, and a domineering side. The golden vertical pupils are large and round, and the eyes are as bright as a beauty. From posture to expression, from look to eyes, everything is clearly and straightforwardly expressed. In one sentence: I will just watch you go crazy.jpg.

Xiao Shenghan meowed like a cat at the throat for a long time. Xiao Shenghan, who was shouting until his voice became hoarse, saw that he had been meowing for a long time. The cat owner lying opposite still looked stupid and aloof, and did not respond to him at all. Meaning, Xiao Shenghan shut her mouth and cleared her throat, which was a little hoarse like a cat meowing.

Picking up the thermos cup placed next to the computer, Xiao Shenghan took a sip of warm wolfberry tea and felt that today she was very healthy and in good health. In this kind of winter, it is a happy life to stay in a home with floor heating and drink wolfberry tea from a thermos cup.

Well, it would be even happier if the cat owner was willing to lie on his lap.

Seeing the indifferent.jpg His Majesty lying there motionless, completely ignoring his teasing, Xiao Shenghan had a headache: "Your Majesty, cat master, I beg you, please show that subtle expression just now, I want to grasp it Take a look at that essence.”

Too lazy to talk to Xiao Shenghan, Xuan Yuan simply put his head on his front paws and closed his eyes. He thought about it, in order to avoid Xiao Shenghan's tragedy, in addition to not allowing him to have any contact with the heroine, he also had to prevent the hacker hired by the heroine from hacking his computer.

Xuan Yuan is now attached to Fat Meow, a British short blue cat, and cannot accomplish these things so easily - and Xuan Yuan is too lazy to deal with these things. Professional matters should be left to professionals. .

Don’t you think it’s too sick and unreasonable to let a cat defend Xiao Shenghan’s computer from hackers? Why should life make things difficult for kittens who have always been weak, innocent, and pitiful? Isn’t it enough for cats to eat, sleep and play every day?

In fact, for Xuan Yuan, the reason for accepting this task is very simple. He doesn't think there is anything wrong with living in a cat's body. He has been practicing Taoism for many years and he doesn't care what body he uses. In fact, in the main god space, At that time, he had been hiding his body and walking around with only his soul. The external body is an illusion, and the soul is the essence.

It may not be a bad thing to live in this world for a period of time in the body of a cat. Being a cat is so relaxing and you don’t have to worry about anything. Xuan Yuan has enough time to study the full version of the space travel technique that he just got. As for the tasks and so on——

As I said, professional matters should be handled by professional people. Xuan Yuan will find a more suitable helper to help Xiao Shenghan. Opening his eyes slightly, Xuan Yuan patted his front paws, and a palm-sized black hole suddenly appeared in front of him. This black hole seemed to be connected to an unknown place, and the inside of the hole was unknown.

"Come out!" Patting his front paws lightly, Xuanyuan said lightly. An irregular-shaped crystal suddenly emerged from the black hole that appeared silently. The intelligent brain that was brought back and has initially evolved into intelligent life.

Before coming to this world, because Zhi Nao put the program on the Zhi Nao body, he participated in the life of the sub body through the eyes of the sub body, observed human beings together with the sub body, and experienced the joys, sorrows, and joys of humans. , use it as a template to reflect yourself and give them a way forward.

Because of this, when Xuan Yuan came to this world, Zhinao did not follow him, but chose to stay in the main god space and follow the child body, watching the child body's experience and wandering outside.

But now, it's time to use your brain. Whether it is deleting the QQ group about the heroine in Xiao Shenghan's QQ account, preventing hackers hired by the heroine from hacking Xiao Shenghan's computer, or simply investigating the evil things the heroine has done in the past to take revenge on her, These all require the help of professional talents - Zhi Nao.

Therefore, because Zhi Nao was needed, Xuan Yuan directly opened the door of space to connect this world and the main god space, and pulled Zhi Nao over. It's impossible for Zhinao to stay in the main god's space and play in the world. If you want to be lazy, there are no doors and no windows for you to open!

"Go ahead, you know what you should do." Xuan Yuan waved his tail and used his paw to fly away the body of the brain, a shining irregular crystal, flying away. "Keep an eye on Xiao Shenghan's face." Computer, don’t let anything happen.”

With a bang, Zhinao was sent flying out, and bounced to who knows where. However, although the main body of the Intelligent Brain was shot away, as long as it is in this world, it can appear anywhere in the network of this mission world.

And with the power of the brain, whether it is to prevent Xiao Shenghan from having contact with the heroine, or to quietly prevent the black shell from falling in love with Xiao Shenghan's computer, it will be very simple and easy, and Xuan Yuan does not need to worry too much. Therefore, with Zhi Nao around, Xuan Yuan doesn't have to be busy with anything at all and is very relaxed.

"Your Majesty, don't lie there motionless! The doctor said yesterday that you are a little overweight. In addition to controlling your diet, you also need to exercise well." Just as Xuanyuan was enslaving the intelligent brain that wanted to be wild but failed and could only work as a coolie, Xiao Shenghan suddenly spoke to him.

Xiao Shenghan, who had just made the base map, was ready to take a break. After seeing the British shorthair blue cat with a chubby face resting on its front paws and closing its eyes to take a nap, he couldn't help but start to tease the cat. For cat slaves, the best way to rest is of course to stroke the cat. As long as you stroke the cat, all the hard work will be swept away.

His ears shook, pretending not to hear Xiao Shenghan's words, Xuanyuan still lay there motionless. It seemed that he had been immersed in the warm fragrance of a dream. However, if Xiao Shenghan was not facing Xuanyuan, but was on his side or behind him, he could see that his tail was actually invisible, with an elusive sense of illusion.

The tail swayed gently, seemingly careless, but there was a feeling of being in this world at times, and sometimes breaking through the shackles and barriers of space, in a state of this world and not this world. This feeling was like being in this world at times, and sometimes being out of it, as if the space imposed on him was empty and ethereal.

The power of space has never been just about shuttling through endless worlds. As one of the two foundations of the world, the mystery and profundity of space are beyond the understanding and imagination of ordinary people. Before this, Xuanyuan only knew how to use the art of space to shuttle through the world, but he didn't know how to use the power of space to attack and defend.

But now, he is finally on the right path. Given time, there will always be gains. He is so busy, how can he have the time and mood to respond to Xiao Shenghan's call? Anyway, he is a drama queen, so it's enough to let him meow alone.

"Your Majesty, please take care of Xiao Hanzi!" Xiao Shenghan saw that his call was completely useless, and couldn't help but sighed softly with resentment. He stood up and approached Xuanyuan, wanting to stroke the cat in this freezing winter and feel the body temperature of the short but thick British shorthair.

The British shorthair blue cat, which was originally lying quietly as if taking a nap, suddenly opened its eyes, and the tail that was shaking behind it, sometimes in this world and sometimes not, suddenly solidified into a solid, no longer constantly changing between spaces.

"Your Majesty, can I play with you?" Seeing the British shorthair open his eyes, with an expression of "there are always people who want to harm me", Xiao Shenghan smiled ingratiatingly and shook the cat toy in his hand, "Come on, come on, the doctor said you need to exercise well, come and play with me."

Tilting his head, the golden cat pupils like flowing amber silently stared at Xiao Shenghan, and finally in his eyes full of desire and pleading, Xuanyuan nodded reservedly, indicating that he could spend a little time to meet the requirements of the shit shoveling officer, well, so that Xiao Shenghan would not be too depressed and affect his health.

"Your Majesty, what are you doing?" Xiao Shenghan asked in confusion, a little confused about what Xuanyuan was going to do.

He grabbed the cat toy from Xiao Shenghan's hand with a claw, pinched the cat toy with his claws, and shook the cat toy with a jingling ball hanging on it carelessly. The golden vertical pupils glanced at Xiao Shenghan lazily, signaling him to come and play.

Xiao Shenghan: …………

He blinked, and blinked again, finally coming back to his senses from his bewildered state, pointed at Xuanyuan, and then pointed at himself, and asked in disbelief: "Your Majesty, do you mean that you hold the cat toy and I chase you?"

The pointed ears trembled slightly, and Xuanyuan gave Xiao Shenghan a domineering look of "what else do you want", "I've already played along with you, what else are you not satisfied with", and lazily shook his tail, with an expression that he was right, and that's how it was.

"…………"Xiao Shenghan was stunned, watching the cat toy swinging back and forth in front of him. I don't know why, he suddenly had the urge to swing back and forth with the cat toy. No, this is wrong, he is a poop shoveler, not a cat!

Just when Xiao Shenghan was confused about his identity, Xuanyuan, who was casually swinging a cat toy and reluctantly agreeing with you, suddenly raised his head and tilted his head to look at the door of the study, as if he noticed something.

Xiao Shenghan was still a little puzzled when he heard the shadowy doorbell outside the study. He immediately looked confused and said, "Today is not the time for property management to collect fees. Who is ringing the doorbell? Is it a door-to-door salesman?"

How much of a stay-at-home person must you be to react like this when the doorbell rings?