The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

Walking to the door in soft and warm slippers, Xiao Shenghan turned his face to the cathole on the door and asked, "Who is it?" Although it was a question, Xiao Shenghan thought that someone would knock on his door. It's either property management or door-to-door sales, or it's express delivery. It can't be too far off.

However, this time Xiao Shenghan miscalculated. When he slapped his face against the door and looked out through the peephole, what he saw was a cute girl with long hair and almond eyes, wearing a long white down jacket and light brown leather boots. , sister, son!

This cute girl is also holding a white paper box in her hand, which looks like it contains handmade biscuits or pastries. This, this, this... is so versatile! The moment he saw this cute girl through the peephole, Xiao Shenghan, who was sultry on the outside but coquettish on the inside, couldn't help but start to have thoughts and have sex.

Ah, if he could find such a cute girl as his girlfriend, from now on, from now on, he would let the girl jerk off his cat, and he would only watch her jerk off the cat! Contributing the right to masturbate cats is definitely the ultimate contribution that a cat slave and a shit collector can give. It is really touching.

"Hello, I am Tong Yiyi who just moved next door to you. I officially moved in today, so I came to visit my neighbor." Outside the door, the girl with long hair shawl, almond eyes and beautiful nose raised her head and smiled at Xiao Shenghan through the cat's eyes. , she has a little baby fat, her cheeks are white and tender, and she gives people a warm feeling when she smiles.

After being greeted by Tong Yiyi with a smile, Xiao Shenghan switched his character in one second, from the silly boy who lacked joy to the shy and taciturn character who couldn't speak to anyone in sight. He opened the door while clumsy. Make way for Tong Yiyi to come in.

Welcoming Tong Yiyi into the door, Xiao Shenghan said stupidly and stuttering: "Huan, welcome, I, I am Xiao, Xiao Shenghan." After saying this, Xiao Shenghan's face couldn't help but blush, even the roots of her ears were stained. He closed the door awkwardly, almost pinching his hand.

Really stupid.

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He was a bit suspicious that the person who knocked on the door was related to the heroine, so Xuan Yuan who came out with him stepped on the back of the sofa with his four paws and watched Xiao Shenghan act stupidly, stammering and couldn't even speak clearly. He couldn't bear to look at it. He looked away and felt deeply that there was a reason why Xiao Shenghan chose to be a deadbeat.

"Ah, the British Shorthair blue cat!" Tong Yiyi walked into the living room from the entrance under the guidance of Xiao Shenghan. At a glance, she saw the British Shorthair blue cat standing on the sofa, almost eye level with her, and she couldn't help but exclaimed in a small voice full of surprise. He groaned, his eyes unable to conceal his fondness.

Xiao Shenghan walked over almost hand in hand. He hummed and said dryly: "This is my cat. His name is Your Majesty. He is over one year old." He had a dull and honest expression on his face. , in fact, my heart is constantly screaming and wailing.

Ahhhhh, I haven’t washed my hair for several days. Is it particularly oily? I've been busy making cat food since I got up this morning. I didn't even comb my hair and just pooped it a few times. Wouldn't it look particularly sloppy? Hahahaha, should I say that fortunately, I took very good care of His Majesty and I have already cleaned all the places where cats hang out today——

In the past, the fat cat would appear in every place in the house. Xiao Shenghan never kept it in a cage, and he did not exclude the fat cat from sleeping on his bed on the sofa, so Xiao Shenghan had to clean, usually the whole house.

Tong Yiyi is petite, less than 1.6 meters tall. She is holding a white cardboard box in her hand. She bends down slightly to look into the golden vertical pupils of a British short blue cat standing on the back of the sofa with a low chassis. She can't help but He praised: "The cat is very handsome, in good spirits, and its fur is very clean. You take good care of it."

"And the name Your Majesty is so interesting." Tong Yiyi pursed her lips and smiled. She was bare-faced and only wore a little lipstick, which made her look very fresh. When she smiled, she showed a small tiger tooth, which was a bit lively. "Well, it matches it very well! Your Majesty looks so domineering."

He raised his head and glanced at Tong Yiyi with a pair of golden vertical pupils. Seeing her clean and clear eyes and warm and sweet smile, Xuan Yuan couldn't help but nodded slightly in his heart, confirming that everything she said and did came from the heart and there was no pretense.

Tong Yiyi has nothing to do with the heroine. Xuan Yuan confirmed this after reviewing the plot. In fact, Tong Yiyi also appeared in the plot, but it was only mentioned briefly, and the description of her was nothing more than——

After Xiao Shenghan committed suicide at home, the first person to discover the matter was Xiao Shenghan's neighbor Tong Yiyi. After Tong Yiyi called the police, Xiao Shenghan, who had been dead at home for several days, was finally buried.

In the plot, Xiao Shenghan himself is just a cannon fodder, and not much is written about him. Naturally, the news about Xiao Shenghan's neighbors will not appear in the plot introduction. Speaking of it, given that Xiao Shenghan lived in a dead house and had few friends in real life, Xuan Yuan was really not surprised that he was only discovered several days after his death.

But Tong Yiyi was the first to discover that in her previous life, her relationship with Xiao Shenghan should have been pretty good. If not friends, at least they were good neighbors. In this way, Xiao Shenghan and Tong Yiyi can establish a good friendship.

It’s not that I want to do anything, but at least I don’t want Xiao Shenghan to be such a homebody, with a cat at home all day long - the most important thing is that the one who is attached to Fat Cat now is Xuan Yuan, and he said that he doesn’t have that much time to accompany him. Xiao Shenghan didn't have much time to play with the cat stick with him.

Seeing that Tong Yiyi really liked cats, Xiao Shenghan became more fond of her. He quickly asked her to sit on the sofa, and then hurried to pour water. Fortunately, in order to pursue health preservation, he always drinks hot water, so he doesn't have to give others a glass of cold water in the middle of winter.

"Your Majesty~ Your Majesty~~" Tong Yiyi sat on the single sofa. After placing the white cardboard box in her hand on the small table, she couldn't help but look sideways at Xuan Yuan and whispered his name a few times, as if She really wanted to lure Xuan Yuan over so that she could get closer to the cat.

Golden eyes glanced at Tong Yiyi coldly. After Xuan Yuan confirmed that she had nothing to do with the heroine and was a person with a good personality, he did not intend to interfere with anything and was going to continue to find a place to practice the secrets of space.

With a slight jump, he fell from the sofa to the ground. The blue cat's porcelain body made a soft sound as it landed. Xuan Yuan couldn't help but clicked his tongue in his heart, and couldn't help but sigh that Fat Cat's body was really heavy. It seemed that he had to find a way to reduce it. He would try to use the power of life to flush his body later.

Well, he remembered a world he had experienced before, where he used the power of living beings to help a person lose weight from a fat man to a standard figure. This should be applicable to cats, right?

"These are some biscuits I made by myself. They are not very sweet, but have a strong milk fragrance. You can try to see if they taste good." Tong Yiyi took the hot milk from Xiao Shenghan, thanked her and pointed. Pointing to the white paper box on the table, he said with a smile.

She turned her head and glanced sideways at the cat who had left the living room and walked to the cat room. Only the figure of the cat with a round back was left. She couldn't help but smile with a tiger's tooth: "I didn't know you also had a cat, so I didn't prepare a gift from His Majesty. , Don’t be offended, I’ll make it up later.”

"No, I'm not surprised." Xiao Shenghan couldn't tell the difference between being online and in front of a cat. He was extremely shy and dull, and said dryly, "Thank you very much for your gift, I really appreciate it. "

Xiao Shenghan also felt that what he said was too dry, and he was afraid that he would have to talk to death. However, he really didn't want to end the conversation so quickly. He scratched his head for a long time, and finally thought of a good entry point, and quickly said: "You, Do you also like small animals?"

"That's right." Tong Yiyi tilted her head and laughed, her brows and eyes relaxed obviously, and her expression became softer, "I am also a shit scraper like you, but I don't have a cat, I have a Satsuma. Yeah." But it can be seen from Tong Yiyi's expression that she also likes cats, not just dogs.

The two chatted about other things on the topic of cute pets. Because Xiao Shenghan was the last neighbor that Tong Yiyi should visit, she was not in a hurry to go to the next house. She had a lot of time to chat with him, and Xiao Shenghan confided everything about herself. After finding out her profession, Tong Yiyi couldn't help but tilted her head and asked: "So you are an illustrator, so you are a freelancer?"

The smile on Xiao Shenghan's face froze slightly, and she nodded silently. Many people have completely different understandings of freelancers. There are big differences. Some people may think that it is a casual and comfortable attitude towards life. But some people may think that it is just a fat house.

Xiao Shenghan didn't know which type Tong Yiyi was, but he really didn't want it to be the latter.

"What a coincidence, so am I!" Tong Yiyi smiled sweetly, feeling a sense of joy arising from the coincidence. She pointed to the paper box on the table and smiled a little embarrassedly, "Actually, I am a Food blogger.”

Xiao Shenghan's eyes suddenly lit up. Such a soft, sweet and beautiful cute girl can make desserts, is a food blogger, also likes pets, has a Samoyed, and lives next door to his house. This, this, this , is this the fate given to him by God? Crazy man.jpg.

"Why don't you bring your Samoyed over and get to know His Majesty? Our Majesty has never had any friends and is very lonely." With his heart pounding, Xiao Shenghan actually performed beyond his level and said something to Tong Yiyi Completely without stuttering.

After Tong Yiyi happily agreed and left temporarily to pick up her Samoyed, Xiao Shenghan was swept into the cat room like a tornado: "Your Majesty, come out quickly to meet your new friends!"

Xiao Shenghan's rippling and excited voice echoed in the room, causing the space blade that Xuan Yuan tried to use to deflect. The space blade that just flew out rushed straight towards Xiao Shenghan, as if to cut him in half. .

bass!

With a flick, a sword light appeared silently, wiping away the deflected, invisible and colorless space blade that was about to fall on Xiao Shenghan, without hurting Xiao Shenghan who knew nothing about it.

He almost accidentally killed Xiao Shenghan. Out of some guilt, Xuan Yuan had no choice but to indulge Xiao Shenghan. He followed him to the living room without being cold-hearted, and what greeted him was——

A very enthusiastic dog face and a tail wagging like a hula hoop.

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