The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

"This is the Samoyed I raised. Its name is Naitang. It is almost two years old. It is very lively and likes to make friends. I hope Naitang can become good friends with your majesty." Tong Yiyi half squatted down, put one hand on the white fur and beautiful Samoyed, patted it gently as if to comfort it, and said to Xiao Shenghan and Xuanyuan with a slight smile.

Xiao Shenghan smiled dryly and nodded. How could a cute pet raised by a cute girl not be cute? Besides, this Samoyed is really good-looking. It has a regular face shape, white fur on its body, neat and clean, shiny and smooth, and well-proportioned. It is obviously well taken care of.

"Naitang, this is your majesty, a British short blue cat who is also very cute, lively and likes to make friends." Xiao Shenghan seemed to be talking to the snow-white Samoyed, but in fact, he couldn't help but secretly glance at Tong Yiyi from the corner of his eyes. For this cute girl who fell from the sky, Xiao Shenghan couldn't help but feel emotional.

The name of Samoyed is really right. Its hair is white and neat, and it has a sweet and gentle angel smile on its face. It is really like a white, soft and sweet candy. At this time, Candy stood beside Tong Yiyi obediently, but its tail was wagging quickly, almost leaving an afterimage. It was obvious that it was very happy.

"Candy seems to like your majesty very much." Tong Yiyi's tone was a little surprised. When she first moved here, Candy was able to find a good friend she liked. This was really great, so that Candy would not be too lonely.

When moving away from the place where she had lived for a long time before, Tong Yiyi was most worried about Candy having to leave her friends. It has always liked to play with its friends. If it moved to a new home and was left alone, Tong Yiyi would definitely feel sorry for it. But now it's good. Candy made friends right away.

"Maybe this is the fate of your majesty and Candy." Xiao Shenghan laughed and echoed Tong Yiyi's words without any scruples. Obviously, no matter what Tong Yiyi said, he would agree directly. For him, what the girl said was the truth, there was no doubt about that!

Speaking of which, Xiao Shenghan also disliked his own poor mouth. He usually acted cute and made dirty jokes, and he didn't know how free and easy and smart he was. Why couldn't he help but blush and stutter when he saw people? This really detracted points!

Sitting leisurely on the sofa, watching the Samoyed with a silly smile and wagging its tail at him, Xuanyuan seemed to have thought of something, and slightly raised his right front paw. A very thin wisp of life force that ordinary people could hardly detect lingered on the tip of the paw.

"Woof~" Naitang's black eyes were round, and they were immediately filled with love and happiness. The life force that ordinary people could not detect, but animals with a perception that was much stronger than humans could detect, and Naitang liked this pure life force very much and was very close to it.

The tail behind him was wagging more diligently. Naitang trotted closer to the British shorthair blue cat squatting on the sofa with a domineering posture. If Tong Yiyi hadn't reacted and tightened the rope immediately, Naitang would have pushed his angel smile and dog face against Xuanyuan.

"I'm sorry, Naitang is a little too enthusiastic..." Tong Yiyi tried to hold the rope tightly to prevent Naitang from rubbing against the sofa. She looked at Xiao Shenghan with a sorry tone. It was her first visit to the neighbor's house, and she still hoped to leave a good impression, but if her Naitang bullied Xiao Shenghan's cat, things would be bad.

Xiao Shenghan was a little worried that Naitang was going to bite His Majesty, but in the end he only saw Naitang's dog face smiling more and more "holy" and the tail shaking behind him, while His Majesty was still sitting there majestically and domineeringly, with no fear in his golden eyes, but a feeling of "I will just watch you quietly", and he suddenly didn't worry at all.

Slowly dispersing the life force between his claws, he saw that Samoyed Milk Candy was still enthusiastic. His big and round golden vertical pupils looked up and down at the strong and tall white Samoyed. Xuanyuan was sure of one thing, that is... this dog is quite big.

Yeah, it's a good choice for a mount.

He shook his tail, and the golden cat's eyes met the Samoyed's moist and gentle eyes. His eyes were full of joy like black pearls. He raised his chin, and the soft whiskers on his cheeks shook gently. Xuanyuan said coldly: "Lie down."

So, in the eyes of Xiao Shenghan and Tong Yiyi, the British short blue cat, which was squatting on the sofa, suddenly "meowed". The meow was neat and crisp, not soft at all. However, after this meow, the Samoyed, who was trying to break free from the rope and rush towards the blue cat, suddenly lay down with a swish.

Snap Snap Snap. The whole Samoyed dog was lying on the ground like a dog cake, but the furry white tail behind it was still swaying and hitting the ground, making a sound. The dog's face was still smiling like an angel, very enthusiastic and happy.

After lightly jumping down from the sofa, Xuanyuan landed on the ground. After hearing the sound that was still solid but seemed a little lighter, Xuanyuan walked slowly towards the white dog cake on the ground, then stepped on Samoyed Toffee with one paw and began to climb onto its back.

"Your Majesty, what are you doing?" Seeing that Xuanyuan had occupied a large area of ​​Samoyed Toffee's back, Xiao Shenghan reacted and asked in surprise. He actually had a little feeling in his heart, but he didn't dare to imagine that his Majesty was so domineering and Toffee was so obedient.

Standing firmly on the Samoyed's back and adjusting a very good posture, Xuan Yuan patted Toffee's back with a paw. Immediately, this obedient and extremely well-behaved Samoyed stood up obediently. , even though there was a heavy-weight British Shorthair cat on his back, Toffee still stood firm and showed no signs of being unable to support himself.

"Haha... Yes, I'm sorry, our Majesty is... more domineering." Seeing that his Majesty regarded his Samoyed as a mount, Xiao Shenghan felt a series of barrage-like complaints in his heart, but on his face, he just smiled dryly. Apologize to Tong Yiyi, then walk towards Toffee, trying to take Xuan Yuan off of it.

Tong Yiyi quickly smiled and said: "No, no, I think it's good. Toffee and Your Majesty have become good friends, haven't they?" After saying that, her instinct as a part-time cute pet blogger made her involuntarily He took out his cell phone and took a few photos of Tawtang and Xuan Yuan.

Xiao Shenghan was still stunned, and Tong Yiyi smiled sheepishly: "I think this set of photos is very cute, and I want to upload them online. Wouldn't you mind? Well, I will code the situation in your living room, no. Will reveal your true situation. Did it scare you? I’m sorry, I have a habit of taking photos of toffee.”

As a shit-sweeper, how could he not have the hobby of taking beautiful photos of his master? Xiao Shenghan said that he understood it very well.

Because Tong Yiyi was so excited just now, she reflexively took out her mobile phone to find the right angle to take pictures of Xuan Yuan and Toffee. The rope that was originally holding her hand couldn't help but let go. Looking at the opportunity, Toffee suddenly carried Xuan Yuan on her back. He ran away from the living room with a bang.

Back in the cat room, Xuan Yuan originally planned to continue practicing the secrets of space, but thinking of what he had asked Zhinao to do before, he couldn't help but ask: "How did the matter go?"

Zhinao quickly replied: "I have deleted the QQ group that the owner mentioned. I have also built a firewall for his computer. Normal hackers will never be able to get in. And once someone touches the firewall, I will react immediately." "

"Okay." Xuanyuan nodded slightly and expressed his appreciation for Zhinao's efficiency. With wisdom, it is impossible for the heroine to frame Xiao Shenghan like she did in her previous life. No matter what, Xiao Shenghan will not end up committing suicide in her previous life.

There was soft fur under the paws, which was extremely warm. After jumping off Toffee's back, Xuan Yuan climbed onto the cat climbing frame and took a condescending look at the Samoyed who looked up at him and kept wagging his tail. Puzzled.

Xiao Shenghan and Tong Yiyi are not only neighbors, but also have the same hobby - cute pets, and they are also freelancers who work at home. Even if Xiao Shenghan is a deadbeat, the two people should have a lot of contact, not to mention how close, at least they are They can be just ordinary friends.

But judging from the plot of the previous life, their relationship seems to have been maintained as neighbors who are just acquaintances. This is a bit strange, because the two people outside are obviously chatting very speculatively. On the one hand, it is because Xiao Shenghan is racking his brains to please Tong Yiyi. , on the one hand, Tong Yiyi really likes cats.

Xuanyuan didn't know that Tong Yiyi also came to visit him in his previous life. However, the visit was hastily abandoned because of a fight between Fat Cat and Toffee Samoyed. To the fat cat, Toffee is not the angelic smile and enthusiastic face she is now. She is a Samoyed with two faces~

Just because of the first day of the visit, the two of them had a disagreement with the masters they served carefully, and the first day of the visit ended in a hurry. Later, because of the disagreement with their cute pets, it was difficult for the two to have more contact. After all, it was not only a bit awkward to meet again. Embarrassing, the two little animals are likely to fight again, which would be bad.

Because of this, the relationship between Xiao Shenghan and Tong Yiyi in the previous life was just an ordinary nod of acquaintance, with no more in-depth communication. However, even so, Tong Yiyi was Xiao Shenghan's closest neighbor after living alone in this community for several years. So Tong Yiyi, who hadn't seen Xiao Shenghan go out to throw away garbage for a long time, was the first person to discover that something had happened to him.

Xuan Yuan, who didn't know anything, didn't know that he might have unintentionally done the work of a matchmaker~

Today, a well-known cute pet blogger and food blogger at X station, mistakenly, a food blogger and a cute pet blogger posted a post. After posting a picture of the nine-square grid, he added the following message: "On the first day of moving to a new home. , Toffee has made good friends~ This is the neighbor’s British Shorthair blue cat, his name is Your Majesty, he is a very domineering cat~~”

After this post was posted, the three photos of the British Shorthair blue cats in the nine-square grid stepping on the Samoyed's back domineeringly, and the Samoyed being used as a mount shook its tail so much that only afterimages were taken, which triggered many discussions and discussions among netizens. Forward.

"I'm done, this British shorthair is really domineering!"

"Greetings to Your Majesty! Your Majesty is mighty and domineering!"

"I know that one day my unparalleled hero will come riding a white horse to marry me... emmmmmmm"