The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

"Your Majesty, I was wrong! I really shouldn't have agreed to that thing in a moment of bad mouth."

After returning from Tong Yiyi's house, Xiao Shenghan was very conscious and bowed his head to confess his mistakes to the British shorthair blue cat squatting on the sofa. He blurted out everything that Tong Yiyi told him, as well as the things he said in a moment of quick mouth in order to show off his ability and save face in front of Tong Yiyi.

In the previous conversation, Tong Yiyi not only told Xiao Shenghan about her UP account on X station, but also told him very embarrassedly, because she had a lot of fans, and the three photos she uploaded were too vivid, which attracted many netizens to repost and flatter, accumulating a lot of heat.

Although Tong Yiyi had deleted the dynamic, many netizens still took screenshots at that time. Although her dynamic is deleted now, the three photos have been made into various emoticons of "Long Live the Emperor", "Meow Tyrant", "Sharp Eyes Kill You" and circulated on the Internet, which can't be stopped at all.

When Tong Yiyi explained this matter to Xiao Shenghan with shame, the straight man Xiao Shenghan didn't think there was anything wrong with it. He just tried not to stutter and smiled and said, "Isn't this good? Everyone likes your Majesty's words, and I'm very happy too."

He really didn't think there was anything wrong with the spread of the photos. If he was very taboo about this, he would not have agreed to Tong Yiyi to post the photos before. As a shit shoveler, Xiao Shenghan himself also likes to share the videos and photos of the fat cat in the past with a small account, but probably because he is a straight man taking pictures, he doesn't have many fans.

Seeing that Xiao Shenghan didn't seem to care much, Tong Yiyi breathed a sigh of relief, but still mentioned a few comments on the Internet that were not sure whether they were true or false, such as human flesh and cat stealing, to let Xiao Shenghan know that there was nothing to hide.

The reason for mentioning these is that Tong Yiyi thinks Xiao Shenghan is a shy and gentle young man, and because of Xiao Shenghan's work as an illustrator, in Tong Yiyi's mind, Xiao Shenghan is a literary young man who rarely contacts the Internet. I have to say, the difference is really big.

"I think they may just be joking." Xiao Shenghan said so. He thought that the netizens who made those comments online were just joking. Just like himself, when he was surfing the Internet with a small account, he also liked to say some messy words. Sometimes the comments he made were just for fun and might not be very sincere.

In fact, Tong Yiyi might not take those netizens' obviously funny words seriously. It's just that she thought that a shy and timid literary youth like Xiao Shenghan must not be very clear about the various jokes and rumors on the Internet. If he took it seriously, wouldn't he be very worried? Considering this aspect, she told him seriously.

However, Tong Yiyi didn't know yet that the man in front of her, who had only contacted her twice and looked shy, was actually an old driver who had been on the Internet for a long time and was very clear about the online jokes.

After explaining this matter to Xiao Shenghan, Tong Yiyi breathed a sigh of relief and then mentioned another matter. She pulled up the private message interface of X Station on her mobile phone and showed Xiao Shenghan the private message from the official X Station: "This is the private message they asked me to pass on to you. Please seriously consider whether to agree or not."

"Please think about it carefully first. When you have made a decision, tell me and I will help you pass it on to them. Or, if you have an account on X Station, you can also give your own answer." Tong Yiyi did not mean to make a decision for Xiao Shenghan, and said very sincerely.

However, the saying that lust makes one lose one's mind has been passed down from ancient times, and it is not without reason. After Xiao Shenghan read the private message sent by X Station, his brain was hot, and he couldn't help but show off in front of Tong Yiyi, pretending to be normal, and agreed to this matter directly with confidence.

Rejecting Tong Yiyi's kind suggestion to let him think about it, Xiao Shenghan was particularly manly in front of Tong Yiyi, and said firmly and generously that he had agreed to this matter and would never regret it.

How domineering and firm he was in front of Tong Yiyi, how cowardly Xiao Shenghan was when he returned home. When he saw Xuanyuan for the first time, he couldn't help but feel guilty, and he didn't care whether the cat could understand or not, and he just blurted out everything he had just agreed to.

Xuanyuan listened to Xiao Shenghan mumbling for a long time, and finally grasped the key point and figured out why Xiao Shenghan was apologizing. It turned out that the official X station sent a private message to Xiao Shenghan through Tong Yiyi, inviting him to bring his cat (key point) to participate in the recording of a live broadcast program, and X station was willing to sign a contract with him.

This live broadcast program itself is an online program launched by X station itself, which is only released on X station. The main selling point of the program is the intimate interaction between cute pets and shit shovelers. Each episode will invite five or six guests.

Some of these guests are internet celebrities and bloggers with their own talents. They also have cute pets at home and will be on camera with their pets. Some guests are selected because their pets are internet celebrities and have a certain degree of popularity on X Station.

This program is the main program of X Station in recent years. It has received a good response and has greatly boosted the traffic and fan activity of X Station. Moreover, after having its own independently recorded program, X Station is finally not just a platform, but is truly developing into a large entertainment website. The launch of this program is a very important attempt for X Station.

The reason why the program team invited Xiao Shenghan is that after Tong Yiyi posted the dynamic, the British shorthair blue cat with an extremely domineering expression attracted a lot of attention in the cute pet area of ​​X station in just one day, and many emoticons about this British shorthair blue cat named "Your Majesty" were created, which really increased the popularity.

This program of X station is broadcast once a week, with a short shooting time and little time required for post-editing. Basically, it can be recorded this week and broadcast next week. If Xiao Shenghan is willing to sign a contract with the program team, he will immediately join the team for shooting, and this episode will be broadcast next Saturday.

Xiao Shenghan doesn't care about signing or contract, although the remuneration for participating in this program will definitely not be too low. But as a dead otaku who can't speak to strangers, participating in this variety show with more than one guest is simply killing people with social disorders.

Then the question is, why did Xiao Shenghan, who clearly knows that he has social disorders and can't speak when he sees people, agree so readily and fearlessly? The reason is very simple, and as I said just now, it is the lust that blinds one's mind.

The program team proposed that if the owner of the British shorthair blue cat "Your Majesty" is willing to bring it to the show, then they will also invite Tong Yiyi - firstly, Tong Yiyi is a well-known blogger on X station, and Naitang also has many fans; secondly, Your Majesty became famous together with Naitang, and if the two cute pets are on the show together, it will be more topical and popular.

So, in order to be on the show with Tong Yiyi, Xiao Shenghan didn't think too much, completely ignored his dead otaku attributes and social barriers, and directly agreed.

However, when he returned home, Xiao Shenghan realized what a big deal he had done. It's okay to agree to participate in the show regardless of being a dead otaku with social barriers. At most, he will pretend to be silent and shy and not speak. I think not many people will notice him as the owner of the cute pet.

However, the problem is that he agreed to this matter without asking for His Majesty's consent. Will His Majesty really cooperate when the show is filmed? Thinking of His Majesty's increasingly domineering and intelligent performance recently, Xiao Shenghan felt that the future was dark and he had no confidence in his heart.

"I was wrong QAQ" squatting in front of the sofa, Xiao Shenghan lowered his head in frustration and confessed his mistakes, "I shouldn't have agreed without telling Your Majesty in advance, but, but I have already agreed to the program team and have also talked to Yiyi."

"Since I have already agreed, there is no way to regret it. Your Majesty, I beg you to cooperate well when the time comes, otherwise the filming will not be able to proceed." Xiao Shenghan raised his head and said, regardless of whether the cat opposite could understand or not, "If you are angry, you can hit me and scratch me, but on the day of recording the program, you must..."

Without waiting for Xiao Shenghan to finish his words, Xuanyuan slowly stood up from the sofa after shaking his tail.

"Ah!!!" Xiao Shenghan was frightened by Xuanyuan, and he leaned back and sat on the floor in front of the sofa. He looked at the British shorthair blue cat standing up and looking at him with a pair of golden eyes in amazement, and instantly possessed by the spirit of drama, "Oh, oh, oh, Your Majesty, are you really going to be so cruel to me?"

Retarded.

The pointed ears trembled, and Xuanyuan's eyes showed very obvious disgust. Since this idiot had proposed to accept the punishment himself, Xuanyuan felt that he could not disappoint his wish, right?

The cat showed a sweet smile on his face, and Xuanyuan flicked out his sharp claws with a swish. While Xiao Shenghan was dumbfounded, Xuanyuan waved his claws in front of Xiao Shenghan, and then touched a cat scratching board thrown under the small table with his tail.

Looking at the cat paws waving in front of him, and the cat scratching board with its tail on the right, Xiao Shenghan guessed: "Your Majesty, do you want to sharpen your claws?"

Glancing at Xiao Shenghan with a dark face, Xuanyuan rolled his tail and dragged the cat scratching board out directly, then put it in front of Xiao Shenghan, patted it with his front paws, and signaled Xiao Shenghan to kneel on it: "Meow." I won't scratch you or scratch you, just kneel on the cat scratching board.

This time, Xiao Shenghan completely understood Xuanyuan's meaning, and couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded: "Your Majesty, how can you be so human, and you still let me kneel on the cat scratching board?"

"Because I am a cat demon."