The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

"Huh?!!!" Xiao Shenghan was frightened by the sound that suddenly sounded in her ears. After letting out a scream, she rubbed her hips on the floor and moved away from the sofa and Xuan Yuan.

Looking at the bright golden eyes of the British short blue cat, it seemed to be shining with brilliance. Even the expression on its face seemed to be vivid. It was not like an ordinary cat at all. Xiao Shenghan couldn't help but tremble and asked in a murmur. : "Who, who is talking? Who was talking just now?"

His eyes fell on Xuan Yuan who was squatting next to the small table, his tail occasionally patting the cat's scratching post leisurely. He couldn't believe it or didn't want to believe that the sound just now was made by His Majesty. This is the cat owner he has had for more than a year. When will the cat owner be able to speak? Why can cats talk? !

At this moment, Xiao Shenghan felt that all his inherent three views had been shattered. He felt that maybe the way he got up today was not right. Maybe all this was just a dream for him, a very real dream, or maybe just now It's just an auditory hallucination, maybe it's just an auditory hallucination caused by his too much imagination...

"I'm the one talking."

But then, the voice that had just spoken once again sounded, completely dispelling Xiao Shenghan's self-deception. This time he heard the sentence clearly and clearly, and he could no longer continue to deceive himself. Auditory hallucinations are illusions.

Her buttocks kept rubbing against the floor and she moved back until she reached the corner and could no longer move back any distance. Xiao Shenghan looked at Xuan Yuan with disbelief on her face. Her voice became sharp because of fright. Trembling: "Fat, fat meow, was it you who spoke just now?"

Because he was frightened, Xiao Shenghan reflexively called out the most familiar name "Fat Meow". After all, in his mind, Fat Meow has always been Fat Meow, but his name has been changed recently, and he has not completely gotten used to the change. The name "Your Majesty".

His tail swept the cat's scratching post dangerously, and Xuan Yuan said calmly: "I don't like this name very much. If you call me that again, I will teach you a lesson."

Xuanyuan's answer completely proved that the person who had just spoken was him all along. Xiao Shenghan didn't even care about Xuanyuan's words about teaching him a lesson, and huddled in the corner and shivered: "Fat cat, you, why can you talk? Are you really a cat monster? Um, do monsters really exist in the world?"

"Also, wasn't it allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China?"

After gently jumping onto the sofa and lying down on the soft sofa cushions, Xuan Yuan slowly answered Xiao Shenghan's series of questions. His tone was particularly sincere, as if he was telling the truth. He said: "I don't know anything except Are there any other monsters besides me? After all, I am only over a year old."

"What does it mean that you can't become a sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China? I can't understand it. You know, I'm only over a year old and I don't understand what you're talking about at all." A subtle smile appeared on Mao's face, Xuan Yuan pushed Er Jing said that he was just a "child" and didn't know anything.

Xiao Shenghan looked at Xuan Yuan in astonishment, and was a little convinced. He felt that it was normal for his cat owner not to know these things! Fat Cat has been kept at home since he was brought back. He is only over a year old now. How can he know so many things?

It's possible that it suddenly turned into a cat demon, could talk, and turned on its spiritual intelligence. Was it an accident? After all, Xiao Shenghan smacked the fat cat just now. Ahem, His Majesty’s voice when he spoke just now was a bit childish, and he was obviously young. From this point of view, although His Majesty has become smarter, it is still equivalent to Just a child of six or seven years old.

Xiao Shenghan made some deductions on his own and convinced himself that although His Majesty had turned into a cat demon and could speak, there didn't seem to be much difference, there was no danger, and there was no malice towards him. He didn't need to worry about the cat demon rising up and revolting.

However, it was of little use to understand this. Facing this kind of supernatural creature, Xiao Shenghan still trembled for a while. He couldn't help but asked tremblingly: "You, why did you become a cat demon? Then what abilities will you have after you become a cat demon?"

"One morning when I woke up, I suddenly felt that I was different from before. I didn't like the name Fat Meow. I could understand what you were saying, and I seemed to be able to talk to you in this way. As for other abilities... No more." Xuan Yuan waved his tail and said nonchalantly.

He decided to reveal a small part of the truth to Xiao Shenghan. Regarding the fact that a cat accompanied Xiao Shenghan as his pet to play with him, Xuan Yuan expressed his gratitude and said that he did not have the time and leisure. It would be better to reveal part of the truth and let him know that the cat is no longer an ordinary cat.

However, this statement still needs to be technical. It must not only make Xiao Shenghan accept that the cat he raises is no longer an ordinary cat, but at the same time, Xiao Shenghan must not be afraid of him, let alone do anything extreme.

Well, anyway, cats are inherently mysterious creatures, and Xiao Shenghan has always had a very open mind, so he might be able to easily accept this kind of thing. Even if he can't accept it... isn't there still magic?

If he can't even perform illusions, the worst he can do is go back in time, erase this period of time, and pretend that he has never confessed part of the truth to him. In short, when Xuan Yuan opened his mouth to talk to Xiao Shenghan, he had already thought of the perfect way to end it.

However, Xuan Yuan's nonchalant words really dispelled Xiao Shenghan's doubts and surprises. He remembered that his cat owner had become abnormal, and the time was different from usual, which was indeed the day he changed his name.

When I think of the cat owner suddenly realizing that one day he is different from before, that feeling of being completely unfamiliar with the whole world, Xiao Shenghan's soul as a shit shovel suddenly burns up, and he no longer cares about the fear of monsters, he is full of love and affection He said: "Okay Meow Meow, don't be afraid. Dad loves you and he will definitely take good care of you."

Bang bang!

Xuanyuan jumped off the sofa and rushed to Xiao Shenghan like a sharp sword. Then he raised his paws, slapped his two paws with a flesh pad in a posture that Xiao Shenghan felt very familiar, and kicked Xiao Shenghan's knees. She stood in front of him and said, "I forgot to mention that I also really hate it when you call yourself 'Dad'."

Xiao Shenghan burst into tears, finally knowing why he was photographed so many times on the day His Majesty changed his name. Sure enough, His Majesty changed his name to His Majesty for a reason. This is a majestic and domineering cat...a monster!

Although he was still a little frightened by the supernatural existence of the cat demon, Xiao Shenghan found that his cat owner didn't even pop out his claws when he just beat him. He suddenly felt warm in his heart. He knew that even if he became a The cat is a monster, but the cat owner still loves him as a shit scraper! (Love?)

"Your Majesty, you won't hurt me, right?" Most of the fear in Xiao Shenghan's heart has actually dissipated, but he still can't help but ask, "You, you have turned into a cat demon, you won't eat me, right? "

He cried sadly and said pitifully: "Your Majesty, if you eat me, no one will make money to buy you cat food, canned cat fish, dried fish, no one will buy you toys, a cat litter, and a cat scratching post, and no one will give you You shoveled shit, took a shower, and cleaned up the house."

Looking up at Xiao Shenghan with a speechless look, Xuan Yuan said, "Since you know everything so well, what are you still worried about?"

With Xiao Shenghan's head full of questions, Xuan Yuan slowly said the second half of the sentence: "You are not delicious, why should I eat you? Cats like to eat fish and don't like cannibals. Besides, in addition to being able to talk to you I can't do anything beyond a few words."

"You can only talk to me?" Xiao Shenghan was stunned for a moment before asking.

After getting the affirmative answer, Xiao Shenghan breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, that's good." He looked at Xuan Yuan seriously and said solemnly, "It's okay if you can only talk to me. From now on, you can talk to other people." When someone speaks, don’t act rashly even if you are not sure whether he is a good person, you know?”

Seeing that the British shorthair blue cat was not interested in paying attention to him, after the fear gradually dissipated, curiosity couldn't help but rise. Xiao Shenghan couldn't help but ask: "Your Majesty, are there many cat monsters like you who understand human nature? ? You all suddenly turned into cat monsters? So what is the difference between you and ordinary cats?"

"I don't know." Xuan Yuan glanced at Xiao Shenghan lazily, and after he let out a disappointed look on his face, he continued, "I have been staying at home since I became a cat demon, and I have never seen other cats. , how do I know if they are like me?"

"It's also possible that there are a lot of cat demons like me, but they don't want to get too close to humans, so it's not necessarily that they haven't been discovered." Xuan Yuan continued to lie, "As for what's the difference from ordinary cats, except Be smart, nothing more than being able to talk to the chosen one.”

After hearing this, Xiao Shenghan breathed a sigh of relief. I can't help but feel a little disappointed.

He breathed a sigh of relief because, although his cat owner suddenly became able to speak and almost scared him into having a myocardial infarction, except that the cat owner became smarter and could talk to him, he was no different from before. He didn't have any of the legendary monsters' ability to control wind and rain. , and there is no threat to him.

The reason for the loss is... If the cat demon just became smarter and had no other abilities and nothing changed, wouldn't it mean that His Majesty's lifespan is the same as that of an ordinary British short blue cat? Xiao Shenghan couldn't help but feel a little sad about this. It would be great if... the cat owner could have a lifespan similar to that of a human being.

Although many people think that if the cat owner dies, it’s a big deal to get another cat. However, every cat owner has to spend all their affection to get along with each other. After losing the first cat owner, not everyone can muster the courage to try again. Go and adopt a second cat, and then send the cat owner away again.

"What are you still doing? Go kneel down." When Xiao Shenghan was filled with emotion and sadness, a childish and vague voice rang out, waking him up. Looking towards the source of the sound, Xiao Shenghan's face suddenly turned into extremely complicated emotions.

The British Shorthair blue cat's plump face gave Xiao Shenghan a deep look, tapped the cat scratching post next to it with its tail, and reminded him again: "Didn't you say you'll let me punish you? Come on, kneel down. ”

Xiao Shenghan: QAQ I just said it casually... How could he have thought that the cat owner could actually understand it!