The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

There are five guests invited to participate in this episode. In addition to Xiao Shenghan, whose cute pet is a British shorthair blue cat, and Tong Yiyi, who has a Samoyed milk candy, the other three are either well-known bloggers on X station or have very famous cute pets.

They are:

Xiao Xiao Muyu, a master of the ancient style cover area of ​​X station, has a cute pet that is a pure-blooded Husky named Nao Nao. According to unreliable information, when Xiao Xiao Muyu is singing, he usually can't howl better than his Husky with pure black back hair and three fires.

In addition to Xiao Xiao Muyu, who is a well-known blogger, the other two are in the cute pet area. Both pets are very famous on X station. One is Miao Miao, a ragdoll cat known as the beauty of the world and the fairy cat girl. She is famous for her gentle personality, love of stepping on milk, and outstanding cat appearance, and has many cat fans.

The other is the famous rap artist in the cute pet area of ​​X station (……) budgie Acai. This parrot is so unique that it is obviously just the most ordinary budgie, but it is particularly talented in imitating human speech, far surpassing its peers, which is amazing.

On the day of recording the program, Xiao Shenghan and Tong Yiyi went to the recording site accompanied by Xiao Lin. In the car, Xiao Shenghan couldn't help but ask without confidence: "Well, I don't have much experience. Will it slow down the progress of the program team?"

As a dead otaku, Xiao Shenghan rarely goes out except staying at home to play with cats and surfing the Internet. He has never had the experience of participating in a program that will be broadcast to millions of people before, so now he can't help but feel a little weak in the knees, for fear that he will perform too badly when recording the program.

When the time comes, his worries and hesitations in his heart are even worse. He has a sense of despair that the time is coming. He really regrets that he didn't think about anything before, and simply accepted the invitation of the program team for the sake of the cute girl Tong Yiyi because of his otaku heart.

As expected, I shouldn't have fallen for the temptation of a cute girl. Xiao Shenghan, who had social disabilities, finally woke up and realized that he was the kind of person who couldn't speak when he saw a stranger. With his personality, he still came to participate in the program recording. I really don't know if he was pitting the program group or himself.

Xiao Lin's enthusiastic smile remained unchanged, and he smiled with a mouthful of white teeth. He said, "Don't worry, Teacher Xiao. The main focus of the program group is still on the interaction between teachers and cute pets and the performance of cute pets. If the teacher is very nervous, you can ask for some scenes to be deleted later."

Xiao Lin's implication is, what are you worried about? You are not the focus of the shooting. Besides, if the image of you is too nervous and too unpresentable, can't you just delete some of your shots? There is no need to worry about being seen by too many people.

Although the facts Xiao Lin said were a bit cruel and realistic, they comforted Xiao Shenghan very well. After learning that he was just a supporting role and not many people would pay attention to him, Xiao Shenghan relaxed at the speed of light and was no longer worried.

Soon they arrived at the destination. Tong Yiyi got off the car first and waved to the Samoyed with shiny white fur squatting in the car. She smiled gently and said, "Naitang, get off." She stood by the car door and opened her arms, as if to welcome Naitang to pounce on her.

However, Naitang just looked at her shit shoveling officer with an angelic smile on her dog face, and then ignored the shit shoveling officer's open arms in a particularly cold and ruthless way, with no intention of jumping on him at all, which made Tong Yiyi very disappointed. She couldn't help but mutter, "Naitang, you are not my mother's caring little baby anymore."

Naitang turned a deaf ear to the shit shoveling officer's resentful words. After jumping off the van, it stood at the door of the car and looked into the car, looking forward to it. In Naitang's expectation, Xuanyuan, who was lying comfortably on the back of the chair, finally stood up slowly, jumped to the door of the car lightly, and got on his exclusive mount again.

Only after successfully carrying Xuanyuan on his back did Naitang stick out his tongue and show an angelic smile. His tail swayed as if charging, and he moved away from the car door to let Xiao Shenghan, who was sitting in the car and had not yet gotten out, get out. He really had the professional qualities of a mount.

However, the problem is that you are a dog, not a horse, not a mount.

Xiaolin, who got out of the co-pilot seat, saw this scene and couldn't help but deepen his smile. He felt that the interaction between these two cute pets would definitely attract more attention and attention. It seemed that the next episode would be very interesting, and maybe the program team would give out bonuses.

Naitang walked away with the British short blue cat dozing on his back, and trotted towards the shooting site in front. There were not only the director team, but also the other three guests standing there with their cute pets. Xiao Shenghan and Tong Yiyi, who were left alone, said:…………

"I suddenly feel so bleak." Tong Yiyi couldn't help but laugh at herself, feeling that her sincerity as a shit shoveler was also ruthlessly trampled on by the dog master today.

Xiao Shenghan nodded silently, feeling the same way. He wanted to make some humorous jokes and say a few words to get closer to Tong Yiyi, just like when he was free and easy on the Internet. However, no matter how rich his inner drama was, no matter how many comments he had in his mind, he couldn't say a word in front of Tong Yiyi.

His poor speaking skills and social barriers were really the killer weapon that prevented him from pleasing cute girls! Xiao Shenghan thought a little desperately, he had so many opportunities to get along with girls, and they had so many things in common, but who told him that he couldn't speak well and couldn't flirt with girls? He really missed the opportunity in vain.

With this thought in his mind, Xiao Shenghan couldn't help but get distracted. He secretly despised himself for not living up to expectations and felt that he was such a failure. Alas, maybe one day His Majesty would suddenly find that he became smarter because of seeing him. What an unreliable act of self-rescue.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!!"

What woke Xiao Shenghan out of his wandering thoughts was a series of crisp and sharp sounds, and what this voice was shouting was clearly the new name of his cat owner.

Xiao Shenghan couldn't help but look up and saw a sky-blue budgerigar gliding in mid-air, opening and closing its mouth and shouting "Your Majesty". This small budgerigar was carrying a British Shorthair on its back. The cat's Samoyed was spinning, its voice was high-pitched and crisp, and it seemed extremely high-pitched whether because of excitement or fear.

Xiao Shenghan was a little confused, thinking that the parrot was frightened by His Majesty - after all, birds are also on the cat's diet. He was a little worried that something would cause trouble, and hurried towards the cat owner. Tong Yiyi saw that Toffee was also Being in the center of the matter, I couldn't stay out of it, so I quickly caught up with him.

The two of them rushed closer and saw a young man dressed in a hip-hop style hurriedly greeting the budgerigar flying randomly in the air. He was so anxious that the budgerigar flying in the air did not respond at all and was looking after itself. He called his majesty and circled around Xuan Yuan.

"What, what's going on?" As a scumbag otaku who stays at home all year round, Xiao Shenghan felt a little out of breath after running only a few steps. His physical fitness was not as good as that of Tong Yiyi, who walked the dog every day. He saw He glanced at the parrot flying above his head and asked a few other people present in a daze.

Xiaoxiao Muyu is a young man with slender eyes, handsome and gentle, with a warmth that seems to be soaked in the beautiful scenery of the Jiangnan water town. Regarding Xiao Shenghan's question, he also said with a bit of confusion: "After this Samoyed came here just now, , Chen Yun’s parrot Ah Cai suddenly became like this.”

Chen Yun is a young man dressed in hip-hop style clothes. At this time, he is anxiously calling for a parrot. The name of this parrot is Ah Cai. He is a well-known rap artist in the cute pet section of the X station. He can talk, sing, and can also rap. , very famous at Station X. But now it seems that the reason why Ah Cai can rap is probably inseparable from Chen Yun, the master of hip-hop style.

When the director of the program came over, he saw that Ah Cai was still flying above his head, and Chen Yun looked helpless, so he couldn't help but smile bitterly. It had been a long time filming this show, and what he was most afraid of was that something would go wrong with the cute pets. .

He glanced at the British Shorthair cat that was lying lazily on the Samoyed's back and taking a nap. From its facial features, one could vaguely see the domineering feeling: "Is this...A Cai afraid of His Majesty?" He looked at it. Looking at the beautiful, gentle and well-behaved fairy cat Miaomiao in Gaole's arms, "But it wasn't afraid when it saw Miaomiao before!"

The wonderful thing about holding the ragdoll cat is its owner Gao Le, a petite and cute girl. She is still in college, has a good family background, and is full of youthful atmosphere. At this time, she can't help but stick out her tongue, with He said with a hint of ridicule: "Miaomiao looks stupid at first glance, how can Ah Cai be afraid of it!"

Although he is complaining about his cat who only acts cute and seduce people with his beauty all day long, Gao Le is also an out-and-out cat lover. Since raising Miaomiao, the little girl from a well-off family almost spends her pocket money All spent on Miaomiao.

Lifting his eyelids, Xuan Yuan, who was a little displeased by the constant shrill screams of the parrot Ah Cai, finally opened his eyes. His amber-like golden eyes fixedly stared at the blue parrot flying in the air, with a smile. With a hint of danger, he said displeasedly: "Stop screaming and get down."

Bang!

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, everyone including the director saw the British short blue cat who was lazily lying on the Samoyed's back and taking a nap. It shook its beard, its ears moved slightly, and then opened a pair of shining vertical pupils. , it took a fixed glance at the parrot flying in mid-air, screaming, and the next second...

The budgerigar, which was still convulsed, seemed to be unable to stretch its wings all of a sudden, and fell from the air with a snap. Before Chen Yun could check whether the parrot Ah Cai was injured, the budgerigar climbed up and cautiously approached the Samoyed carrying Xuan Yuan.

The budgerigar flapped its wings. It was obvious that the fall had not harmed it. It was very well-behaved and sensible and shouted: "Your Majesty, I won't make any noise anymore. Don't eat me."