The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

Looking at the blue budgerigar standing at the feet of the Samoyed with its wings hanging down, it was so petite that it could be trampled to death by raising its claws. Xuan Yuan lazily closed his eyes again and shook his limp body. Beard: "Meow." You are so ugly, who wants to eat you?

Xuanyuan's tone was very disgusting, but it was this kind of disgust that made the sentimental parrot Ah Cai finally feel relieved and felt that he had escaped death. Not because Xuan Yuan said not to eat it, but because Xuan Yuan said it looked ugly.

As we all know, cats, especially cats that have been pets for a long time, often do not hunt to fill their stomachs. Many times they may just capture prey simply for fun, and flying birds This is especially something to worry about.

After all, cats like to chase moving creatures and run after moving things - the cat funny stick is made based on this characteristic of felines. Like a bird with wings that can fly, if the color is more colorful, it will easily make the cat want to catch and have fun.

So after hearing that Xuan Yuan thought it was ugly, the budgerigar Ah Cai let out a long sigh of relief. He didn't have to worry about the cat scratching him, which made the parrot tremble just by looking at it. Cats are very proud animals. Once Once you speak, you will never regret it.

The parrot Ah Cai flew up from the ground with a slight flutter of its wings, and landed on the shoulder of its owner Chen Yun. He rubbed his cheek affectionately with the hip-hop Chen Yun, and then chirped twice. He couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Fortunately, I have grown up." I look like Chen Yun. I’m ugly, so your majesty won’t eat me.”

Chen Yun:? ? ?

Chen Yun, a hip-hop young man with thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a casual and unruly temperament, had an expression on his face that meant he was either smiling or angry. Obviously, he was very aware of Ah Cai's bad mouth. He stretched out his hand and held Ah Cai in his hand, and spoke in a tone of voice. He said solemnly: "Ah Cai, the boat of our friendship has capsized."

"Quack~" After two loud quacks, Ah Cai struggled to get out of Chen Yun's hand, which was not tightly held at all. He flapped his wings and flew to the side of Husky Nuannuo, who was being held by Xiaoxiao Muyu on the "rein", and then accurately It fell on Husky's head, and Ah Cai chirped, "But I don't want to fall in love with you!"

"Hahaha..." The interaction between Chen Yun and Parrot Ah Cai made everyone couldn't help but laugh. Even Xiao Shenghan, a nerdy young man who can't speak when meeting people, couldn't help but laugh. This The unexpected episode made the originally unfamiliar atmosphere faintly melt away, easing the awkwardness.

The program team has already set up the scene and will soon start recording this episode. After the five guests introduced themselves and introduced their respective cute pets, the program team quickly conveyed the first item: "Group !”

"The five guests will be divided into two groups, and they will be divided into groups by drawing lots. However, the lot will be drawn not by the guests, but by your cute pets! Open the lot chosen by the cute pets, and your group will be inside."

The host of the show guided the five guests and their cute pets to look to the left and saw a light blue disk about one meter in diameter placed on the ground. In the disk were five fist-sized bones. The glass ball is spinning, reflecting the magnificent and bright light under the rare sunshine in winter.

"Let the cute pets start drawing lots! The first glass ball chosen by the cute pets is the signature of the guests. During the selection process of the cute pets, the guests cannot interfere!" The host is the host of this show. The resident host, a very humorous variety show star, smiled and said, "Okay, let's start the lottery now!"

Gao Le looked down at the blue disk with the glass beads on it, squatted down and placed the ragdoll cat Miaomiao next to the disk, and then said with a bit of laughter: "I'm really afraid that Miaomiao will roll on the ground and lie down." "It's so lazy that it doesn't even want to take a step without someone to hold it."

"Meow~~" As if echoing Gao Le's words, the beautiful long-haired ragdoll cat Miaomiao blinked a pair of clear sky-blue eyes, purred sweetly, and then lay down on the edge of the disk. , too lazy to move anymore, without even glancing at the glass beads in the disk. Fairy Cat is also very ladylike today~

The host laughed. He was obviously used to the uncooperative behavior of the cute pets. In fact, the hilarious interaction between the owner and the cute pets was one of the selling points of this show, so he was not panicked at all. , just looked at Nao Nao, Ah Cai, Toffee and His Majesty, indicating that it was their turn.

Chen Yun grabbed the budgerigar Acai standing on his shoulder and threw it into the air: "Go, the decision is yours! Picacai!"

"Gah~ Chen Yun, you idiot!" Parrot Cai was thrown directly towards the disc. He flapped his wings to stabilize himself in mid-air. He couldn't help but yelled, "I'm not Pikachu!!"

Not only is there something wrong with the two main pets, Gao Le and Chen Yun, Xiaoxiao Muyu from the ancient cover area said to the host: "Can I hold Nao Nao and let him choose the glass ball? I'm afraid that if I let go, he will Run away. I won’t interfere with its choice.”

The host thought of Husky's tendency to give up and nodded silently, agreeing with Xiaoxiao Muyu's suggestion. Tong Yiyi also explained the same situation and got permission. Although Samoyeds are not as crazy as Huskies, they are the three fools in sledding after all...

"Your Majesty, ahem, can you, please go and choose a glass ball." Xiao Shenghan squatted down and looked directly at Xuan Yuan, who was napping on Samoyed Toffee, and asked in a low voice, "I've even knelt on my knees. , you promised me to cooperate well during the recording of the show."

Twitching his pointed ears, Xuanyuan opened his gilded eyes and glanced at Xiao Shenghan, as if he finally remembered this. He nodded slowly and said leisurely: "Okay, I did agree."

Standing up on the back of the Samoyed, Xuanyuan gently patted the head of his mount Naitang with his front paws. The Samoyed with sleek fur immediately walked towards the disk very obediently, and Tong Yiyi had to follow helplessly.

So, Gao Le and Chen Yun, who watched the British shorthair blue cat meow and the Samoyed obediently, could not help but exclaimed in surprise: "Naitang has a really good relationship with His Majesty, and Naitang can understand His Majesty's meaning? That's amazing."

As Naitang carried Xuanyuan to the side of the round plate, the ragdoll cat Miaomiao, who had been lying motionless in the sun beside the round plate, suddenly raised her head. Coincidentally, her clear and bright blue eyes met the golden gilded vertical pupils of the British shorthair blue cat on the back of the Samoyed.

Miaomiao, the fairy cat who was always too lazy to move, made a "meow" that was long and sharp but still sweet, and ran back to Gao Le at almost the fastest speed in her cat life, squatting behind her feet and refusing to move, and dared not show her head again, looking frightened.

"Ahhhhhhh~~" Not only Miaomiao overreacted, but Nao Nao, the Husky being led by Xiaoxiao Muyu, also started to toss and turn. Regardless of the "reins" hanging around his neck, Nao Nao made a handsome dog face and howled desperately trying to stay away from the Samoyed and Xuanyuan on his back.

In the demonic and miserable howling of the Husky, the question was conveyed: Shit shoveler, are you crazy? Why don't you take me away to escape? Shit shoveler, come and protect me, protect me!

Xiaoxiao Muyu's handsome face flushed slightly, with a bit of embarrassment, and he quickly tightened the "reins" around Naonao's neck, whispering to comfort him: "Naonao, stop making trouble, don't go crazy, hurry up, just choose a glass bead you like."

"Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~~" Husky Naonao showed everyone why Huskies are honored as the first of the three stupid sled dogs, struggling hard under Xiaoxiao Muyu's hands, like a good wife being fucked.

Huskies have always been the idiots, and everyone didn't think much about it. They just laughed and found the excitement interesting. The budgie Acai, gliding in the air, chirped in a tone of "everyone is drunk but I am sober": "A bunch of stupid mortals."

The farce finally stopped when Xuanyuan jumped off the back of Samoyed Toffee and landed in front of the disc. Nao Nao, who had been tossing and turning, no longer tried desperately to break the reins and escape. This Husky, who was no shorter than a petite girl when standing up, shrank completely onto Xiao Xiao Mu Yu.

It was really hard for Xiao Xiao Mu Yu, who looked gentle and thin, to actually hold on to Nao Nao, a Husky who didn't look like puffy but was really fat. She could even continue to chat and laugh with the other guests without any change of expression, making fun of Nao Nao for having another epileptic seizure recently.

After the other four cute pets calmed down, Xuanyuan walked to the disc and squatted down. After randomly scratching it with his paw twice, he picked a glass bead from it and scratched it out of the disc, which happened to land in front of Xiao Shenghan.

"Is this for me?" Xiao Shenghan looked at the glass ball that fell in a parabola in front of him and asked hesitantly.

Glancing lazily at Xiao Shenghan, Xuanyuan refused to answer this meaningless question. The next moment, he waved his paw a few more times and threw the remaining four glass balls to the other four guests.

"Woof~" Naitang ran to Tong Yiyi with his tail wagging, picked up the glass ball that Xuanyuan threw to Tong Yiyi and handed it to Tong Yiyi. The angel smile on the white-fur dog's face was very gentle and enthusiastic, which made Tong Yiyi, who had not felt Naitang's enthusiasm for a long time, a little moved.

However, the next moment, the feeling of being touched disappeared, because Naitang ran back to Xuanyuan again, and once again lay on the ground very skillfully and consciously, waiting for Xuanyuan to step on its back, which really fully practiced the professional quality of a mount.

According to the final landing points of the five glass balls, the grouping situation is as follows: Xiao Shenghan, a dead otaku with social disabilities, and Xiao Xiao Muyu, a gentle and gentle man, are in a group, and the hip-hop man Chen Yun is lucky enough to be in a group with two cute girls, Tong Yiyi and Gao Le.