The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

"Then the grouping situation has come out. Please ask the five guests to take your group cards." The host took out five badges and handed them to Xiao Shenghan and the other five, indicating that they should wear the badges to distinguish between Group A and Group B.

After the grouping, the two groups will compete to play the following games, and the winning group will receive a certain reward. For the guests who are just amateurs in each episode, the rewards are actually generous, so the guests often participate in the program very seriously.

"Your Majesty is not in the same group with Naitang, Teacher Xiao, please take Your Majesty off Naitang's back." The host looked at the cat and dog combination that seemed to be inseparable, and said to Xiao Shenghan with a smile, "Teacher Xiao did not draw a group with Teacher Tong."

This cruel reality should not be spoken out again, okay... Xiao Shenghan complained in his heart. He was also very desperate for not being in the same group with the girl, okay? However, no matter how he complained in his heart, Xiao Shenghan, who was still calm on the surface, did not show any abnormality.

"Your Majesty, come here." Xiao Shenghan half-crouched down, opened his arms and opened his hands to Xuanyuan on the back of the white-haired Samoyed, indicating that he could jump into his arms. Xiao Shenghan believed that with his majesty's intelligence, he would definitely understand what he meant, after all, his majesty was a cat demon.

However, understanding is one thing, but whether to cooperate is another question.

Opening his eyes and glancing at Xiao Shenghan lazily with his golden eyes, Xuanyuan looked at the skinny Xiao Shenghan and felt that this "mount" was not so to his liking, so he naturally ignored Xiao Shenghan's open arms and looked at the Husky Naonao who was led by Xiaoxiao Muyu.

"Come here." Xuanyuan said to the Husky with a horrified face and an emoticon at all times, then slowly stood up, stepped on his front paws together, stretched his body backwards, pulled himself into a cat, shook his ears, shook his tail, and woke up completely.

At Xuanyuan's call, the expression on Naonao's handsome face was obviously frozen, as if he didn't react to Xuanyuan's call at all. When he realized the cruel truth, the expression on his face suddenly became hopeless: "Awooo~"

However, no matter how hopeless his expression was, no matter how gloomy his shadow was, Naonao still tucked his tail and carefully approached the Samoyed carrying Xuanyuan. He was full of generosity and sacrifice, which was really admirable.

"Naonao, what are you doing?" Xiaoxiao Muyu was a little confused. He didn't quite understand why the British short blue cat named Your Majesty meowed at Naonao, and Naonao was so scared and still approached so strongly. When did Naonao become so brave? Why didn't he know?

Xiao Shenghan blushed slightly. Seeing Xuanyuan jumping into his arms without listening to him, he knew that His Majesty did not use him as a mount. Bah, he had no intention of stepping on his shoulders. His Majesty had meowed at Naonao, so Naonao had to be a mount like Naitang.

Xiao Shenghan was right. When Naonao dragged Xiaoxiao Muyu to Naitang, the two dogs of similar height, who belonged to the three sled idiots, stood side by side. Xuanyuan only needed to stretch out his paw to stand on the back of the Husky and changed his mount very easily.

"Woof~" Naitang barked very aggrievedly and pitifully when his back was empty. His black eyes looked at Xuanyuan with a pitiful look. Tong Yiyi was amused and angry. When she came over to lead Naitang to meet Gao Le and Chen Yun, Naitang was still struggling and refused to leave. In the end, Tong Yiyi dragged her away like a dead dog.

In contrast to Naitang's reluctance, Nao Nao, the husky carrying Xuan Yuan, almost had a seizure again. If Xuan Yuan hadn't been quick to pat Nao Nao's head, Nao Nao would have really jumped up again and jumped on the weak man (?) Xiao Xiao Mu Yu.

The host looked at the British shorthair blue cat who had changed his mount with a smile, but he felt that this matter did not affect the filming, so he didn't say much and just continued: "Since the grouping has been successful, teachers, please come to participate in the first game."

"The first game is very simple. Please see, in that pool of rubber toy balls, some are specially marked, while the rest are not. Our first game is to ask the guests to find the marked toy balls from the pool..."

The program team dragged out the pool mentioned by the host. In fact, it was just a square plastic pool about five meters long and wide, with thousands of palm-sized plastic balls piled in it. After hearing how to play this game, several participants thought it was quite simple. It was just to find the marked balls from a pile of toy balls. It was a piece of cake.

However, the host continued with a smile: "After the guests have found the balls, they need to direct the cute pets to put the marked balls into the baskets of Group A and Group B respectively. Remember, only the balls put into the baskets will count!"

"The time limit is fifteen minutes. The group with the most marked balls in the basket at the end will win. The winning group will get ten points, which will be included in the total score. The group with the highest total score will become the champion of today's program!"

Ten meters away from the plastic pool, the program team quickly placed two half-meter-high baskets. The two bamboo baskets were labeled with Group A and Group B, and the distance between them was about two meters, ensuring that the rubber toy balls that were not thrown into the basket of Group A would not bounce into the basket of Group B.

However, the problem was not that the rubber toy balls were thrown into the basket by mistake, but that... the people who transported these marked rubber toy balls into the baskets were cute pets. Could they expect the cute pets to recognize words? Uh, maybe the parrot Acai might recognize them?

When several guests were confused and did not believe the rules of the game they heard, Xiao Shenghan's eyes lit up. Of course, it was not because he knew that Xuanyuan could understand the signs on the baskets, but because he thought that His Majesty could understand what he said, at least he could tell the left from the right!

"Start the timer! Please start the action, guests!" After the host distributed several baskets of different sizes that could be carried by cute pets or hung around their necks to the five guests participating in the program, he immediately brought out the timer and announced the start of the game.

Xiao Shenghan and Xiao Xiao Muyu were assigned to the same group. Neither of them had a very cheerful and enthusiastic smile. After silently looking at each other, the two of them jumped into the pool in tacit understanding and began to look for the rubber toy ball with a mark in the pool.

Because all five people went into the pool to look for the toy ball, naturally no one cared about the cute pets. Xiao Xiao Muyu threw the toy ball she found into the basket and said with a wry smile: "I'm really afraid that Nao Nao will run away before we find the toy ball."

The pets of the other people, the ragdoll cat Miao Miao, are soft and don't like to move. Gao Le is only worried that it is too lazy to move and unwilling to complete the task, not worried that it will run away. Acai is smart, can talk and fly, and Chen Yun is not worried that Acai will run away, anyway, he will fly back. And Samoyed Toffee gives people a very cute feeling when he looks at his face (……), and he will definitely not do anything naughty.

However, in their group, although the British shorthair blue cat looks very calm and domineering, don't forget that he is lying on Nao Nao's back. Xiao Xiao Mu Yu is really worried that Nao Nao's Erha soul will burn and carry the majesty to the end of the world. If that happens, he and Xiao Shenghan will be really lonely as snow...

"It's okay, the majesty is watching, he won't run around with Nao Nao." Xiao Shenghan comforted, stepping on the knee-high rubber toy balls, their group and Tong Yiyi's group occupied the two ends of the pool, looking for marked toy balls.

Xiao Xiao Mu Yu forced a smile, his slender eyes slightly curved, still a little worried, but still lowered his head and continued to busy looking for rubber plastic balls. They were a group of two, of course, they couldn't beat the three people on the opposite side. Tong Yiyi's group quickly found many marked small balls and put them in a small basket.

After finding the marked rubber toy balls, the next step should be to let the cute pets put these rubber toy balls into the basket ten meters away from the pool full of toy balls. In fact, this level is the most difficult in this game.

"Come here, Naitang." Tong Yiyi greeted Naitang with a basket, while Chen Yun and Gao Le continued to search. When Samoyed Naitang came over obediently, Tong Yiyi hung the basket in her hand on Naitang's neck and pointed at the basket of their group and said, "Naitang, throw this basket into that basket."

"Woof?" Naitang tilted his head, blinking a pair of wet black eyes with an angelic smile, looking at Tong Yiyi blankly, with a confused look, completely unable to understand what Tong Yiyi meant.

Tong Yiyi couldn't help but feel helpless. Naitang didn't understand what she was saying at all. How could she let the cute pets carry the toys to the baskets? Chen Yun tried to call the parrot Acai to help, but Acai was a petite budgie, and it probably couldn't even pick up a toy ball...

As for the fairy cat Miaomiao? Gao Le looked at the cat master who was already lazily lying in the sun, with long fur reflecting a light golden glow in the warm winter sun, and shed tears of regret: "If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have spoiled Miaomiao so much, it's too lazy!"

The progress of Group A was very unsuccessful, and Xiaoxiao Muyu and Xiao Shenghan, who had been trembling with fear that Nao Nao would give up, also collected a basket of rubber toy balls with marks. At Xiaoxiao Muyu's call and Xuanyuan's drive, Nao Nao, who was upright, had blue eyes and handsome features, ran over.

"Awooo!" Nao Nao ran to Xiao Shenghan and Xiaoxiao Muyu, and enthusiastically tried to smear his saliva on Xiaoxiao Muyu, but he dodged with a smile.

Xiaoxiao Muyu hung the basket on Naonao's neck and said to him, "Naonao, look at the basket on the left. Move this basket over and throw the ball in it, okay?" Knowing that Naonao didn't understand, Xiaoxiao Muyu imitated his movements and tried to teach Naonao what to do.

"Your Majesty, the basket on the left, remember it's the basket on the left!" Xiao Shenghan also hurriedly told Xuanyuan, pointing to the basket marked with Group B on the left, "Just throw the marked balls into the basket of Group B, the more balls the better! Your Majesty, you must remember it!"

Xiao Shenghan said that he was not afraid that His Majesty would not remember which basket to throw the ball into, but that His Majesty would be too lazy to help. After all, the arrogant and changeable cats would easily feel that things were troublesome and unwilling to do them. Although His Majesty is now a cat demon, he is still a cat!

In order to prevent His Majesty from giving up halfway, Xiao Shenghan stretched out his hand and quietly made a kneeling gesture to Xuanyuan to express his prayer.

Raising his eyes and glancing lazily at Xiao Shenghan, Xuanyuan finally hummed mercifully and patted Erha's head with his paw. Then Nao Nao, who had not moved after Xiao Xiao Mu Yu had been nagging for a long time, left Xiao Xiao Mu Yu, who was still teaching earnestly, and ran towards the basket of Group B.

Not only Nao Nao, but Naitang, who had been listening to Tong Yiyi's explanation with a confused look on his face but didn't understand anything, also moved. He followed Nao Nao's footsteps and ran towards the two baskets side by side.

Tong Yiyi looked at Naitang's coquettish tail swaying, and suddenly said faintly: "I have a bad feeling."