The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

"The first question, please ask five guests to listen to the question: Which solar term is the fourteenth among the twenty-four solar terms? After five seconds of thinking time, you can rush to answer the question." The host spoke very fast After reading the first question quickly, Xiao Shenghan and the other five people immediately frowned and started thinking.

Xiao Shenghan whispered to Xiaoxiao Muyu: "There are six solar terms in a season. The fourteenth solar term should be the second solar term in autumn, and it must be the one following the beginning of autumn..." He looked at Xiaoxiao Muyu with a blank face, "What's that?"

Xiao Shenghan's understanding of the twenty-four solar terms is limited to the Beginning of Spring, Beginning of Summer, Beginning of Autumn and Beginning of Winter, Big Summer, Little Summer, Heavy Snow, Light Snow, Big Cold, and Little Cold. The names are easy to remember. In addition to these, he also knows about Qingming. As for the other dozen solar terms? Sorry, not very impressed.

Xiaoxiao Muyu was not in a hurry to answer Xiao Shenghan's question, because he couldn't immediately react to what the fourteenth solar term was. He muttered something in his mouth: "The beginning of spring, the rain, the awakening of insects... Xiaoman, the awn... the beginning of autumn, the end of summer!" "When he read the fourteenth sentence, his eyes suddenly lit up.

Xiaoxiao Muyu, who couldn't remember one thing alone and could only recite it from scratch, pressed the answer button confidently under Xiao Shenghan's slightly admiring gaze. As for the three people in Group A opposite, well, they had no clue at all... Who knows? You have to know the 24 solar terms to record a show. Who in the world would pay attention to this?

In fact, Xiaoxiao Muyu was able to recite the twenty-four solar terms just because he once sang a cover of an ancient song with lyrics about the twenty-four solar terms. It can be said that being able to answer this question was a fluke.

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As the answer key was pressed, the host asked Xiaoxiao Muyu to answer the question. After he confidently answered the question "Zhushu", the green light symbolizing that the question was answered correctly turned on.

The host smiled and said: "Teacher Xiaoxiao Muyu answered the question correctly. I'd like to invite your cute pet Nao Nao to go on a treasure hunt!" After saying that, he pointed to the neatly arranged tiles placed on the ground in the center of the answering area for Group A and Group B. Ten boxes, "Nao Nao can choose any one. The one he chooses may be a reward, a punishment, or an empty box! It all depends on luck!"

Xiaoxiao Muyu and Xiao Shenghan looked at each other and saw the confusion and confusion in each other's eyes: It's over! I forgot to tell Xiao Shenghan the answer and let Xiao Shenghan answer it. Now it’s okay. It’s Husky Noisy who has to choose the prize!

"Um... I can't hold him and make trouble. I know this, but can I let the staff hold me?" Although Xiaoxiao Muyu knew that there was little hope, she couldn't help but ask. Not to mention whether Nao Nao would give up or pick a particularly tricky box, he was really afraid that Nao Nao would bite all ten boxes!

Never underestimate the Husky's ability to tear down a house. After raising Erha for several years, Xiaoxiao Muyu is convinced that all the demolition teams in this world are weak compared to Erha. He has no ill intentions towards this program group, and has no intention of releasing his nuclear weapons to cause harm to others.

The host smiled lightly and said seriously: "No, the rules of the game are that only the cute pets of the guests who answered the questions correctly can go treasure hunting. Even His Majesty, who is lying on Nao Nao, cannot accompany him."

As soon as he finished speaking, a staff member approached the husky and tried to lift Xuan Yuan off its back.

Slowly opening his eyes, Xuan Yuan gave the staff member who was approaching him a cold look. His golden vertical pupils revealed an inorganic coldness, which startled the staff member who came closer and stepped back two or three times. It takes only one step to steady the pace.

After glancing at this person, Xuan Yuan didn't pay any more attention. He just jumped off the back of Husky Nao Nao and walked towards Xiao Shenghan. Under his smile full of surprise and joy and his open arms, Xuan Yuan leisurely He casually ignored Xiao Shenghan who was trying to hug him, and fell between him and Xiaoxiao Muyu.

Xiao Shenghan: QAQ Since His Majesty turned into a cat demon, I will no longer hug or masturbate him. Days without cats are really as lonely as snow.

Because Xuan Yuan had already gotten off Nao Nao's back, the staff quickly took Nao Nao away from Xiaoxiao Muyu and let him choose one of the ten boxes. Xiaoxiao Muyu couldn't bear to look away, feeling that she was about to suffocate... You must be looking forward to making trouble, don't tear down the house at this time!

"Awwwww~" After the rope was loosened, Nao Nao suddenly galloped away from Xiaoxiao Muyu like a wild horse. As for whether it headed towards the carton, it could only be left to fate.

Xiao Shenghan didn't care about Husky's noisy treasure hunt, but moved closer to Xuan Yuan and asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, if it's your turn to hunt for treasure later, you must not let go! If you hunt for treasure well, I will , I..." Gritting his teeth, Xiao Shenghan made up his mind, "In the worst case, I will kneel down again."

Opening his eyes lazily, Xuan Yuan glanced at the upright Xiao Shenghan, flicked his tail and asked in an extraordinarily leisurely manner: "Didn't you join this show to have more contact with Tong Yiyi? Why have you changed now?" To win the show?”

"..." Xiao Shenghan looked confused. After a while, he nodded blankly, "Yes, in the beginning, didn't I want to have more contact with cute girls to gain favor? Since when did I actually Are you trying so hard to win the game?”

Moreover, when Toffee foolishly followed Nao Nao and threw the rubber toy ball into their basket, did he laugh at them along with Xiaoxiao Muyu? Have it? No... No, actually there is. He really laughed at Tong Yiyi. This shouldn't increase his favorability, right?

When Xiao Shenghan was in a mess in the wind, Xuan Yuan suddenly turned his head and smiled at him, his big and round golden cat pupils filled with brilliance like gold: "Based on your determination and the price you are willing to pay, I I have decided to promise you, and I will definitely not let it slip later, don’t worry.”

Xiao Shenghan:? ? ?

Xiao Shenghan, who had a black face with a question mark, woke up from a daze. He glanced at Xuan Yuan, who was elegant and lazy, and finally understood what he meant. So, you deliberately reminded me that the original goal was to get close to Tong Yiyi and Yu Yu. There is no need to be so serious, but in the end you told me...

I agree to help you win this game. I will never let you down. As long as he keeps his promise and really kneels down again?

Xiao Shenghan was not only messy in the wind at this time, he was about to go berserk. If Xuan Yuan did not remind him of his original goal, but directly promised to help, then Xiao Shenghan would definitely be moved to the ground and feel that his cat master I still love him, but when he reminded me like this... things completely changed!

"As expected... Cats are all scammers. I shouldn't expect cats to help properly." The poop scraper, who was mercilessly hurt by the cat owner again, lowered his head depressedly and tried to squeeze out a few drops of cat tears to wake up the cat owner. love, but it seems not very successful.

While Xiao Shenghan was distracted, after a series of housebreaking and fussing, Nao Nao finally selected one of the ten paper boxes containing "treasures", and this paper box would be opened by Nao Nao's owner himself. open.

"Don't be a punishment, don't be a punishment..." Xiaoxiao Muyu took the paper box handed over by the staff and muttered something in his mouth. He didn't really expect Nao Nao to be able to choose points and prizes. He just hoped that he would be satisfied without being punished. .

He raised his eyes and glanced at the paper box in Xiaoxiao Muyu's hand. Before he opened the paper box, Xuan Yuan stood up leisurely and gracefully with his cat-like posture, and strolled between Xiaoxiao Muyu and Xiao Shenghan. Next to Xiao Shenghan, stay away from Xiaoxiao Muyu.

Before Xuan Yuan jumped off the answering table in front of the two of them, he patted Xiao Shenghan's arm with his front paws and said in a particularly sincere and warm voice: "It's a good thing. Come over and take a look." Then without waiting for Xiao Shenghan's response, he He jumped off the stage and strolled to find the husky to make some noise.

Xiao Shenghan: "Do you think I will still believe your lies at this time? I have already seen that you are not a good cat!" If Xuan Yuan had not spoken, Xiao Shenghan would not have thought too much, but now he is completely I am 100% sure that the cardboard box contains punishment or something bad.

However, if it was punishment, it should only be aimed at Xiaoxiao Muyu who opened the cardboard box. Although Xiao Shenghan was a little regretful that he could not find the reward for his troubles, the punishment did not fall on him, and he was still in the mood to laugh.

"I have a bad premonition..." Xiaoxiao Muyu sighed, and this sentence appeared for the second time today. The first time Tong Yiyi said this sentence, her premonition did come true. I don’t know what will happen to Xiaoxiao Muyu.

As the carton was opened, an extremely strong odor suddenly emitted. This odor surged and spread extremely quickly. The stench swept over with a terrifying power that would destroy the world. It was simply unbearable.

Xiaoxiao Muyu was the first to be hit by the stench, her slender red phoenix eyes turned into a pair of white eyes, and she almost fainted. Sitting next to Xiaoxiao Muyu, Xiao Shenghan, who thought he would not be affected by the punishment, was also one of the people enveloped by the stench. I feel like I'm about to suffocate.

"Congratulations to Teacher Xiaoxiao Muyu, your cute pet Noisy has won the prize - a can of herring. Congratulations, very good luck!" It rained all night when the house leaked, and Xiaoxiao Muyu and Xiao Shenghan were tortured by the stench. When he said no, the host jumped out to congratulate him.

"Hahahahahahahaha... Congratulations, the canned herring is delicious." After the host spoke, Tong Yiyi, Gao Le and Chen Yun across from them burst into laughter. Congratulations to them for their good luck. Winning the can of herrings.

Sitting on Nao Nao's back, Smile curled his lips, revealed a meaningful smile, and patted Nao Nao's head gently: "Good job."